#rwby jaune arc x coco adel

[juanarc-thethird]

Could you please make a sequel to the jaune x coco house husband please and thank you

Be My House Husband p2

At the hospital

Coco returned from a mission with her broken arm. It was all thanks to her trying to catch Yatsuhashi. It wasn't one of her best moments.

Nurse: Ok Miss Adel, sit on the bed and one of our specialists will see you soon.

Coco: Thank you.

Nurse: Your welcome.

Coco does as she was instructed and waits. After ten minutes of boredom, someone knocks on the door to notify her of their entry. Coco turns around and her expression changes to joy.

Jaune: *Looking down at the patient's medical clipboard* Good afternoon, my name is Jaune Arc. I'll be his specialist today, Miss… *He looks up in surprise* Adel?

Coco: Hey handsome, how's it going?

She tried to strike a slightly sexy pose, but the movement hurt her broken arm.

Coco: *In pain* Fuck!

Jaune: If I were you, I wouldn't move much.

He places the clipboard on a table, and walks over to examine her arm.

Jaune: I see, your arm is broken and it's also out of place.

Coco: Also add a broken heart. I'm still hurt by your rejection.

She says while dramatizing her sentimental pain like a bad actress.

Jaune: Stop the fooling around, and let me work.

Coco: Oooh~💕 How serious. You look so sexy when you act like that.

Jaune: *Ignores her* Ok this is going to hurt a little, ready?

He takes both ends of the arm and…

Coco: Would it hurt me more than your absence in my bed? ~💕

*CRACK!*

Coco: SON OF A BITCH!!! That hurt.

Jaune: The bone is now in place. *He activates his aura and begins to heal her* Now stay still while I work.

Coco: *Stares at him*

Jaune: What?

Coco: Hm?

Jaune: *Nervous* Why are you looking at me like that?

Coco: Because I love you.

Jaune: *Blushing* I told you to stop. I'm not in the mood for jokes.

Coco: I'm not joking. I mean, how can I not love you? You are brave, humble, you help those in need, and you have a big heart. Falling in love with you was just a matter of time. Please marry me.

Jaune: *Red* O-Ok. You need to stop-!!!!

Coco leaned towards Jaune and kissed him on the lips. Jaune jumps back, surprised at what just happened.

Jaune: *Red* You kissed me!

Coco: I did, did you like it?

Jaune: *He ignores the question while he is flustered* Y-Your arm should heal in a couple of d-d-days.

Coco: Jaune, answer me. Did you like it?

Jaune: I-I have to see other patients. So I-I'll tell the nurse to check on you d-d-during the day, ok?

Coco: Jaune~ Did you like my kiss?

Jaune: I-I-I-I have to go, b-bye!!

Coco: *Smug* He did like it~💕

[superiorsturgeon]

Coco: *monitoring Pyrrha from an unmarked CFVY surveillance van and coaching Pyrrha by radio* …okay, just like we practiced. Here he comes!

Pyrrha: *hides earpiece under her hair* Hello, Jaune…!

Jaune: Hm? Oh, hey Pyrrha.

Coco: Now ask him to explain the lore of Bloodborne!

Pyrrha: Why would I want to know about that?

Coco: You wouldn’t! Ask anyway!

Pyrrha: 🙂‍↕️

Pyrrha: Jaune, can you explain the lore of “Bloodborne” to me?

Jaune: REALLY?! Okay! 🤩

Jaune: *starts rattling off the deep, dense lore of Bloodborne, including the DLC and optional chalice dungeons*

Pyrrha: Coco, now look what you did, he won’t shut up! 😫

Coco: That’s normal! Keep nodding along!

Jaune: *pauses* …you know, Pyr, Weiss never asked me about my interests! I feel so close to you right now! You know what? You’re my favorite person in this whole school! 🥰

Pyrrha: Do I shove his face up my skirt now? 😃

Coco: Third date!

[arc-misadventures]

Gun Girls

Jaune: There are Gun Girls, and there are Gun Girls.

Jaune: There are many differences between the two, but they both contain one thing in common.

Jaune: I want to fuck the Gun Girls.

~~~

Blake: I'm a gun girl! That mean's he wants to fuck me!

Yang: I have two guns, he wants to fuck me more than you!

Emerald: Well I have two guns, but mine are bigger than yours so, ha!

Pyrrha: Step aside girls, I have a rifle, he'll want to fuck a real woman~!

Ruby: I have a sniper rifle! That's a bigger reason to fuck me!

May: He'll want me because I have a sniper rifle, and more womanly assets than you~!

: Ladies~!

The group turn to see, Coco posing seductively in her underwear with her minigun.

Coco: Get on my level~!

RBYPME: ...

Ruby: FUCK!

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Why you never flirt with Jaune's sisters wife

Coco: Hey there sexy, you looking for a good time~?

Terra: I'm sorry? I'm married

Saphron: Yeah, to ME.

Coco: Come on, we all could have some fun together~

*Jaune walks over wearing a black jacket, a white shirt and jeans*

Jaune: hey sis, oh hey Coco what's going on?

Saphron: Your friend is flirting with Terra.

Coco: *Feels the intense glare from Jaune* Jaune we can talk about this right?

Jaune: Sure, Coco and i will be back in a few. *Takes Coco's hand and brings her to a private room and pins her to the wall and glares into her brown eyes* So you think you can just flirt with my sisters wife?

Coco: I-Im sorr- MPNM!

*Jaune kisses Coco while running his hands onto her ass and giving her rear a squeeze causing Coco to melt into the kiss*

*After a few moments Coco is facing from Jaune, her jeans and thong pulled down as she moans like a wild whore*

Coco: f-f-fuck~! I'm sorry it won't happy again Daddy~! Please keep using me I'll be a good girl, I promise~!

Jaune: I don't know, only good girls get rewards but you've been nothing but bad-*Smacks her ass* -And rude to my sister and her wife. Maybe I should just stop using your pussy as punishment.

Coco: N-No please don't stop ill be good, I'll apologize just keep fucking me please~!

Jaune: *He smirks and keeps railing her pussy much to the delight of Coco who had her tounge sticking out of her mouth as her ass jiggled from the thrusts from Jaune and her breasts bounced.*

*Jaune slams deep into Coco's pussy and cums causing her legs to shake as he pulls out and pulls up his boxers and pants and slaps her ass once more.*

Jaune: Now pull up your pants so you can apologize.

*Coco does so with zero hesitation and walked with Jaune back to saphron and Terra.*

Coco: I'm very sorry for my behavior it won't happy again *She says feeling Jaune's hand on her left ass cheek rubbing it.*

Saphron: it's fine just glad you learned your lesson, see you two later *Walks away with Terra, while having her hand on her wife's chocolate ass.*

(Credit to @fatallybsessedart @fatallyobsessednsfw @evenmorefatallyobsessed for the picture I used)

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Theodore: She can't stay in this academy

Jaune: Who?

Theodore: She

Theodore pointed to Neo

Jaune: Ask you

Everything in the room fell silent. Yang was the only one who started laughing.

Theodore: I must remind you that you are talking to the Headmaster of this academy

Jaune: So what do you have to say about her, dear Headmaster?

Jaune pointed to Raven.

( The epilogue of v9 was "released" but the episode wasn't even finished, it was still in the storyboarding process, I don't consider it an epilogue, it's just something to draw attention to itself )

Jaune: And her

Jaune pointed to Esmeralda.

Jaune: Let's not forget them

Jaune pointed out to the RWBY team that, in the eyes of the people of Atlas, they were responsible for the destruction of the kingdom.

Jaune: You know, you're a bit of a hypocrite, 7 criminals in your school and you still complain about my wife. And who came up with the idea of calling her

Jaune pointed at Raven without looking directly at her.

Oscar/Ozpin: I

Jaune: Why am I not surprised, your incompetence has no Ozma

Weiss: Jaune!

Jaune: Me lying? His incompetence knows no bounds, he was in charge of Beacon and Beacon fell, he had important information when we were in Atlas but he didn't open his damn mouth!

Jaune: We've lost the relic of creation, the relic of knowledge is useless, Vacuo has become the favorite destination for Grimms and we have 1 maiden who wants to kill us and 2 missing maidens

Jaune: So I ask if anyone, ANYONE! had a plan, so said

Jaune looked at everyone, he looked at team RWBY, Qrow, Winter, Marrow Amin leader of Ace Operatives, Coco leader of CFYV and other leaders of elite hunting teams.

Vanitas Lunarblue.

Vanitas: So, boy, what are your plans?

Jaune: Wow, let's use the relic of destruction

This surprised everyone, and those who had just learned about the relics were shocked.

Vanitas: Let's see who will use the sword that can destroy the world

Jaune: Ren

Ren himself was shocked.

Ren: Why me

Jaune: You told me yourself that you've improved your Semblance, you told me yourself that you can suppress your emotions for hours now

Jaune: If you don't depend on your emotions then only reason will remain, and besides, I trust you. I know you well enough to know that you wouldn't let innocent people suffer

Ren was happy with his former leader's words.

Neo with his Semblance made a pile of papers appear on the table.

Jaune: I had some extra time and did a little study and now the Army of Atlas will serve as a line of defense and transport, they will enter combat unless it is strangely necessary, the focus will now be on protecting and better Vacuo

Jaune: About Nightmares Grimms. With only the VATC (Vatican) team, they are the only ones who can face these monsters and leaving only one is too risky, the CYFV team will help them in the battles

Jaune: Other teams like SSSN and others, I first need to know which areas they are good at.

Jaune turned his gaze to the RWBY team.

Jaune: Ruby, you'll be away from the battlefields and will work in weapons maintenance, your weapons creation and repair will be put to good use. Yang and Weiss both go to work as aides to the Atlas military. Blake, you and your Faunus features are going as vigilantes.

Blake: This is racism

Jaune: Blame God for creating the black night sky. Salem is going after the relics. We need to get in touch with Headmistress Glynda as soon as possible

[aravas-writing]

Coco:...

Jaune:...

Coco:...

Jaune:...

Coco: tell no one.

Jaune: who would believe me?

Coco: enough idiots to go around. Just don't say anything.

Jaune: got it

Next day...

Jaune: Coco, I swear I didn't say a thing! I don't know how that came out-

Coco: take a chill pill, I told people.

Jaune....why??!

Coco: I like to brag, what can I say?

[novankenn]

The Lottery...

Sequestered away in their dorm all of team RWBY stood facing a small wooden table, on which sat a special jar that would soon be used to decide their futures...

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Yang: So...

Blake: So...

Ruby: Okay?

Weiss: (sighing) You do understand this right? This is a lottery to decided our futures. the choices we draw will be our ultimate destinies...

Yang: But it's just filled with random people's names? How is that...

Weiss: It JUST will!

Blake: Who is going first?

Ruby: I guess I will?

Ruby walks up to the jar turns her head, puts her hand inside and rummages around before withdrawing a single slip of paper.

Yang: She BETTER not get Cardin... or I'll

Weiss: He and the rest of CRDL have not be included... so relax. Who did you get Ruby?

Ruby: (Slowly opens the slip of paper and her eyes go wide) NO! She'll EAT ME ALIVE!!!

Blake: Ruby?

Yang: Rubes!! I won't let that happen! Whose name...

Ruby: Coco...

Yang : (Looks to Blake) I can see it.

Ruby: Yang?

Weiss: Blake.

Blake takes a deep breath and proceeds to emulate Ruby's previous actions, before withdrawing her own slip of paper.

Blake: (Smiles seductively and gives Yang a wink) I'm happy... and Yang?

Yang: Yes?

Blake: Don't bother... you're taken. (Show's Yang the slip revealing Yang's name.) Ara Ara.

Weiss: Please wait until we leave the room.

Yang: Guess you just you left Weiss-cream.

Weiss steps up to the jar and slips her hand in. After some rummaging she pulls out a slip, and then opens it.

Weiss: I can deal with this, though it will take some work to convince them...

Blake / Yang / Ruby: Them?

Weiss: Yes them. (Weiss shows her team her slip)

"Jaune Arc & Pyrrha Nikos"

Yang: How did you...

Weiss: Ta ta... I have a husband and wife to court.

Weiss walks out the door...

Yang: Do you...

Blake: Possibly...

Ruby: I'm so scared right now...

Yang: Rubes she used a handbag minigun...

Ruby's eyes go wide with excitement, and she vanished out in a whirlwind of rose petals.

Yang: Now that we're all al...

Jaune: SAVE YOURSELF PYR!!! SHE'S GOT ME! SAVE YOURSELF!!!

Pyrrha: I'LL COME BACK WITH HELP!!!

Weiss: YOU'RE MINE TOO NIKOS! YOU'RE MINE TOO!!

Yang: Maybe we should...

Blake: Go to Vale for the night?

Jaune: PYRRHA NO!!!

Pyrrha: JAUNE RUN...

Weiss: NOT A CHANCE ARC! NOW! LET'S US ALL GET BETTER ACQUAINTED!! YOU'LL BE MEETING MY FAMILY SOON!

Jaune / Pyrrha : HELP!!!

[linkman447]

Jaune arc but he has the Is knowledge a memory of john m browning You know the man who made the machine gun that's been in the service of the US military for ninety years and the 1911 Is and the trunch gun atlas will beg him to make them a gun

Jaune arc or as he was known John m browning or at least that’s what he thinks having the memories of some other guy but that’s not important what is, is that he is currently in the beacon forge making something

Jaune: ok ok this is going to be amazing

He puts the finishing touches on his new weapon

Jaune: ok ok let’s use that mechashift stuff the ruby taught me

He finally puts it together what seems to be a cube

Tossing it the box shifts in midair to form a mounted turret as it hits the ground it latches to it

Jaune: this is so awesome

Grabbing the handles he aims at the targets and fires

The gun goes off spectacularly firing multiple heavy rounds in a matter of seconds

Jaune: oh ya this is going to be good

Ruby: uh…..

Jaune hearing the voice turns to see Ruby but her face is deep red

Ruby: marry me

The door to the forge was busted open by one winter schnee

Winter: no he will marry me and his invention shall be the pinnacle of atlas technology

Then walks in coco adel

Coco: you think you can get that to fit in a hand bag

Jaune: maybe

Coco: ya no he’s mine

Ruby: wait I know what to do

Winter: we can’t cut him in half and split him

Ruby: what the fudge that’s not even close to what I was going to say. Ahem well my dad had my mom and yangs mom so why don’t we just share jaune

Winter ponders this: hmm maybe we can

Coco: ya as much as I would like to have his gun I’m not one for Sharing

Meanwhile

Pyrrha: AAAAAHHHH

Nora: what the hell

Pyrrha: someone’s after my man

[dragua32]

Creamer

Coco: Hey Jaune, can you help me get a drink?

Jaune: Are you sure? Last time you had trouble handling it......

Coco: Yes, I’m sure, or I wouldn’t be asking. Now you gonna help?

Jaune: Yes of course, let’s go.

*Somewhere else in private*

Coco down on her knees: Dang Jaune! What did you do to this, it’s gotten bigger!

*Coco’s astonished by Jaunes’ size*

Jaune embarrassingly: C’mon Coco it’s not that b-

Coco: SUSH!!!!! You will take that compliment and like it! Now quite.... Please?

With quite in the air now, Coco gets to work. As before her was Jaune’s semi-hard cock. It had been a while since their last encounter that she had seen it. Coco reached for Jaune’s length, gently wrapping her hand around its girth and slowly starting to stroke it, earning a soft moan from Jaune.

She loved that; she loved hearing his moans as he would always try to muffle it. As she slowly increased her speed she could feel his cock getting bigger, a hunger was building in her, one she knew would be satisfied.

She pulled in close to his length and gave it a soft kiss on the tip. But she couldn’t stop there, she moved down his length kissing every inch, till she reached his base and she wanted more. Coco reached for the buckle of his pants and undid them, and letting his pants drop to his heels freeing his balls. She gave them a good long lick, dragging them up and down and across those full orbs. Leaning in she engulfed those orbs in her mouth giving them good suck, and letting them go with a *pop*.

Jaune was beside himself, keeping himself steady while Coco was working her magic as she slobbered his cock and balls. He looked down and was greeted by the sight of Coco making eye contact with him. She held her gaze while working her mouth on his balls and stroking his cock. Coco went at it for bit longer to get him all hard and erect while she still held eye contact.

Now her mission was done he was all erect, his massive member throbbing, she got under it and held Jaune’s cock on her face. It was an intoxicating feeling that massive, hot, girthy rod on her face. She pulled herself back, getting a good look at the cock, and then to Jaune. “Alright Jaune, be rough, be vigorous, use my throat like you used me last time. Be fierce, tiger.” Coco cooed while she hooked her mouth, prying it open.

Jaune stepped forward aiming his cock at Coco’s open mouth and nodded, “Remember, three taps” he spoke gently and Coco nodded back.

Jaune rested his hands on Coco’s head and grabbing her hair as well getting a good grip; and slowly started pulling her closer. His tip being met by her tongue and then by her mouth, wet and hot were all he could feel as inch my inch his cock made its way in Coco’s mouth and down her throat. Jaune was slightly surprised that she was taking it so well, and with a quick jerk forward Coco swallowed all of Jaune’s cock down to its base and his balls resting on her chin. Thankfully Jaune had been good to keep himself trimmed and for that Coco stretched her tongue under Jaune’s shaft giving his balls a quick lick. Jaune perked up quickly at that sensation and a small smile escaped, he knew what to do. He slowly pulled Coco’s head back his cock now covered and glistening with her saliva, and before his tip left her mouth he plunged his entire length back down her throat with a strong thrust. Back and forth he went with his thrusts making sure to bury his cock in her throat, accompanied by the slap of flesh from his balls hitting Coco’s chin. It was an amazing feeling, her hot, wet throat surrounding his cock as he face fucked her, it was intoxicating. So much so that he increased his pace thrusting hard, he could see tears running the sides of her cheeks, but she didn’t gag; Coco certainly had worked on her gag reflex to take Jaune’s cock. Minutes had gone by and he kept going, and she just took it, and Jaune felt a tingle in his loins. “I’m gonna cum soon.” He let her know and her response was to just grip his thighs firmly as Jaune hammered away, and true enough he was at his limit, “CUMMING!!!” Jaune roared as he pulled Coco’s head in, his cock balls deep in her as he let loose his hot seed down her throat, wave after wave of cum washed down her throat. Coco pushed her face in more into his groin as she swallowed his semen, she wrapped her arms around his legs as Jaune continued pumping cum down her throat and she happily swallowed it all filling her belly with the thick Arc seed. As his pumps slowed Coco unwrapped her arms and reached for Jaune’s balls massaging them as she gave his cock a final suck, draining the cum from his family jewels. Coco kept his cock in her mouth keeping it warm before Jaune started slowly pulling back. Coco didn’t want to let it go, but she had to as they had places to be, so she let go of his cock with *pop*.

“You alright?” Jaune asked while running a hand through her hair, Coco nodded. “Do you want to lick it clean?” He asked, and Coco perked up excitement in her eyes. Extending her tongue out and started lick his cock up, running her tongue up and down getting the sweet mix of saliva and cum, and in minutes Jaune’s cock was cleaned as she gulped down the last of his cum. “Well, hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.” Jaune said while pulling up his pants and buckling them, “Oh, I did, Tiger” Coco winked as she licked her lips. “Good, I’m going to meet up with Yang for our match, want me to call you later?” Jaune asked as he fixed his clothing. “You could knock instead.” Coco replied. Jaune stopped for a moment his brain processing what Coco just said, but before he could respond she slapped his ass, “Go, you don’t want to keep Yang waiting.” Jaune opened the door and before he readied himself to sprint, he turned to face Coco, “Wait, you’re not going to say good luck?” he asked. Coco smirked, “You don’t need luck, tiger.” Jaune’s ears turned red, turned back around and ran. Coco kept her eyes on his bubble butt as he ran out of sight. “Good luck, tiger.” She whispered to herself. Coco reached for her pocket mirror and a wet wipe and got rid of all the evidence of this encounter, she gave herself one final look over and left with a spring in her step.

“Tiger, eh?” Coco froze in place hearing that all to familiar voice. She turned around to see a very familiar face. “Hey Vel.” Coco paused. “How much of that did you hear?” She asked. “All of it.” Velvet responded.

“Oh.” Coco acknowledged “Well then.” she paused, “Don’t tell Nora.”

[juanarc-thethird]

Gift Wrapping Accident.

Late at night

Coco returns to her room and sees Jaune tangled in gift ribbons on top of the bed and can't move.

Coco:...

Jaune: Hey... I tried to prepare our friends' gifts ,but I accidentally got tangled… Hehehe *He laughs nervously*

Coco:...

Jaune: *Nervous* Can you help me?

Coco: *Locks the door behind her*

Jaune: Why are you looking at me like that?

Coco: *She licks her lips as she gets closer to him*

Jaune: Wait! Hold on! We still need to wrap more presents!

Coco: *Grabs his pants* That can wait.

Jaune: *Puppy eyes* Coco, please...

Coco: *Smiles* You looks so cute when you beg. *She unzips his pants*

Jaune: Coco please! COCO!

She opens her mouth and…

Coco: Hmm~💕 *Slurp!*

Jaune: Oh god!~💕

He didn't get a wink of sleep that night

[superiorsturgeon]

Jaune: Everyone thinks that Pyrrha is the coolest person in existence…

Jaune: …and they’re totally right, by the way!

Jaune: …but she’s also secretly a bit of a dork.

Coco: *skeptical* Do you have any evidence to back that up? 🤨

Jaune: In the nine months leading up to the birth of our son, she refused to wear a single fashionable maternity top and wore my Pumpkin Pete hoodie instead.

Coco: …okay Arc, now I KNOW you’re screwing with me! 😒

Jaune: *holds out his Scroll*

Coco: *looks at pic*

Coco: *scrolls down*

Coco: *scrolls down*

Coco: *scrolls down*

Coco: *scrolls down*

Coco: *at the end of 9 months worth of Arkos maternity photos* …huh… 😦

Jaune: …yeah… 🙄

Coco: Good thing it’s kinda baggy on her…

Jaune: *scrolls down further* Oh! And here she is with Jamie for the first time at the hospital!

Jaune: …she swaddled him in my hoodie. 😑

Coco: I’m honestly impressed how long that piece of 100% cotton corporate advertising has lasted.

Jaune: Pyrrha thinks it somehow has its own aura.

[arc-misadventures]

A Feather In The Cap

Jaune: Coco! I have done it!

Coco: Done what?

Jaune: I have found you a fashion item that you never knew you wanted!

Coco: And, that is?

Jaune: A helmet!

Coco: A helmet?

Jaune: Yeah, a helmet!

Coco: Jaune darling, you know I love you.

Jaune: Nawww... I love you too, Coco~!

Coco: You're my: "If I had to pick a dude," guy.

Jaune: You mean 'picked.'

Coco: Shutup!

Jaune: Sorry.

Coco: But, do you seriously see a girl like me wearing a helmet?!

Jaune: Whoa hold on, I'm not telling you to wear a hound helm, or, gods forbid a bucket helmet! No no no, Nothing like that!

Coco: Then what kind of helmet would you make me wear?

Jaune: Something like these:

Coco: ...?!

Jaune: So... what do you think?

Coco: ...?

Coco: I would take the bottom right helmet, with that brown leather colour of the top left helmet. With golden trim, or rivets along the helmet. And, a peacock feather, maybe three in the feather slot on the side.

Jaune: Why not an ostrich feather? You have to give it a far more flamboyant charm to it all!

Coco: Oh.. that would look better! You see, things like your knowledge in woman's fashion is among the main reasons why I want to have your kids~!

Jaune: You want my what?!

Coco: ...?!

Coco: Oh fuck...

[waltat04-kevinknight]

Velvet: Coco, I've noticed you've been hanging with Jaune a lot lately

Coco: Well, he is a fun guy to talk to about things along with other things~

Velvet: like what?

Coco: I'll show you *Takes Velvet to a love hotel where they meet Jaune in one of the rooms*

*Velvet was on Her knees blindfolded as Coco guided her bun-bun to pleasure the Arc treasure that was Jaune's long dick*

Coco: That's it Velvet, make sure every inch is wet and ready for when he gives us our reward~

Velvet: *Continues to bob her head back and forth on Jaune's dick enjoying it as her panties slowly become soaked*

[the-master-watchers-blog]

Also mind the grammar mistakes was never my strong suit and thank you for your time have a good day

[novankenn]

Custom Made Order

Deciding she had enough, Velvet kicked it into second gear and once she was in range, and that Coco had taken a moment to slow down to turn a corner...

Coco: (Once she stopped rolling) Ow......

Velvet: (Sits on Coco's stomach) You have some explaining to do... so start.

Coco: (Groaning) No, I've done.... (Velvet flicks her nose) Hey!

Velvet: Somehow you changed Jaune into a girl... an adorable girl, but a girl, and now Jaune is a half spider-half woman creature. What did you do?

Coco: I... um... I...

Velvet: Coco start talking or...

Coco: You wouldn't!

Velvet: Yes, I would. Now start talking.

Coco: Okay, just don't do that, okay?

Velvet: Start talking and I won't.

Coco: Alright, so I might or asked, and by asked I mean coerced the Headmaster into making me an elixir that would transform Jaune into a girl.

Velvet: How? Why?

Coco: He's got magic or something, I don't know. I just know it worked, and that noodle has become the girl of my dreams.

Velvet: Why would you do...

Coco: And let those legs and butt be wasted on Schnee or Nikos!?! She's too good for them! She deserves someone that will take care of her...

Velvet: But Jaune was a guy. Why?

Coco: The dance. I saw... I saw...

Velvet: What did you see?

Coco: My future. I saw my future, okay. That dress, Jaune's moves, told me he wasn't who he should be! So I worked out a deal with the Headmaster...

Velvet: What deal?

Coco: That I would turn his favourite coffee mug into dust if he could make Jaune become a girl?

Velvet: And WHY did you think that Headmaster Ozpin could do that?

Coco: Well, he DID do just that!

Velvet: But... but... how did you KNOW that the Headmaster could do what he did?!?

Coco: I don't know! He's old and stuff, so I just thought...

Velvet: Because he's old? You figured he knew how to make a body transforming potion just because he's OLD?!?

Coco: Maybe?

Velvet: What about the spider thing?

Coco: No idea. No idea.

Velvet: Okay. We're going back and...

Coco: (Starts to thrash and struggle) No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Velvet: Calm down!

Coco: She's going to eat me! She said it herself!

Velvet: For what YOU did to Jaune... she should! Now stop being such a pansy and let's go. You're going to apologize to Jaune, and then you are going to FIND a way to reverse this all!

Coco: (Crying) Please no!

/=/

Jaune was feeling strange, and she was sure it was more than just being mortally embarrassed about flashing the whole school, or mortified about now not only being a girl but also a half-spider creature. It was something else, something more insidious. She found herself eyeing Nora in a less than wholesome way.

Nora: Are you okay, Jaune-Jaune?

Jaune: (Blinking) Er... what?

Nora: You kind of spaced out on me there. Are you okay?

Jaune: I'm just not feeling myself.

Nora: Of course you're not yourself, silly! You went from being you to an absolute knock-out babe, and now are a super ominous and sexy looking spider woman! Can you smoother me with your boobies?

Jaune: (Blinking) Er... come again?

Nora: I said... Can you smoother me with your boobies?

Jaune: Ah... why?

Nora: Because they're massive, and I saw it in a movie once.

Jaune: Oooookaaayyyy.

Nora: Really? You will?

Jaune: Ah... er... no.

Nora: But you said...

Jaune: (Looks about herself and see people still staring at her.) I need some clothes. Can we do that?

Nora: Okay, but then we'll talk about you smothering me in your cleavage!

Jaune: Nora...

Nora: Jaune.

Jaune: Really? You really want me to do that to you?

Nora: Until I pass out!

Jaune: Can I think about it?

Nora gives Jaune a look, one stating she didn't believe her.

Jaune: I promise.

Nora: Arc's word?

Jaune: Yes.

Nora: Say it.

Jaune: (Sighing) Arc's word.

Nora: ...

Nora: YES! YES! YES! YES!

Jaune: Nora... I need clothes!

Nora: (Grabs Jaune by the wrist and starts to walk) Well, come on, then!

Jaune: (Struggles to hide her private bits with the lab coat) Wait!

Nora: NoPe!

[hadesisqueer]

Very much probably tomorrow (if not, the next day) I'll start with the Best RWBY Ship Poll. It will include 32 ships (monogamous or poly, no incest) that I've selected, and it will have the same system as the Hottest RWBY Character Poll.

Ships included:

1) Renora (Lie Ren x Nora Valkyrie)

2) Arkos (Jaune Arc x Pyrrha Nikos)

3) Nuts and Dolts (Penny Polendina x Ruby Rose)

4) Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna)

5) Whiterose (Ruby Rose x Weiss Schnee)

6) JNPR Berries (Poly team JNPR)

7) Frosen Steel (Weiss Schnee x Ruby Rose x Penny Polendina)

8) Qrowin (Qrow Branwen x Winter Schnee)

9) Blacksun (Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

10) Seamonkeys (Sun Wukong x Neptune Vasilias)

11) Bees Schness (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

12) Poly STR (Raven Branwen x Taiyang Xiao Long x Summer Rose)

13) Martial Arcs (Lie Ren x Jaune Arc)

14) Sunny Bees (Yang Xiao Long x Blake Belladonna x Sun Wukong)

15) Schneekos (Weiss Schnee x Pyrrha Nikos)

16) Crosshares (Velvet Scarlatina x Coco Adel)

17) Hellbore (Winter Schnee x May Marigold)

18) Tauradonna (Blake Belladonna x Adam Taurus) (ew)

19) Cinwin (Winter Schnee x Cinder Fall)

20) Rosebird (Raven Branwen x Summer Rose)

21) Fair Game (Clover Ebi x Qrow Branwen)

22) Ladybug (Ruby Rose x Blake Belladonna)

23) Monochrome (Blake Belladonna x Weiss Schnee)

24) Freezerburn (Weiss Schnee x Yang Xiao Long)

25) Spicecream (Neopolitan x Cinder Fall)

26) Gemstones (Emerald Sustrai x Ruby Rose)

27) Emercury (Mercury Black x Emerald Sustrai)

28) Catmaleon (Ilia Amitola x Blake Belladonna)

29) Guard Dogs (Jaune Arc x Marrow Amin)

30) Schneewood Forest (Robyn Hill x Winter Schnee)

31) Arcotta (Saphron Cotta-Arc x Terra Cotta-Arc)

32) Prismatic Ponytails (Ilia Amitola x Weiss Schnee)

I know there are many (too many) more ships but I've selected these 32 that are mostly popular or well-known so. Have fun when it starts!