Jamie cuddles with Y/N, a Deadpool variant…
Jamie: how are you somehow the most caring and annoying person I’ve ever met?
Y/N: I’m an enigma, honey badger. Like what’s inside a twinkie. Or how Ryan Reynolds got to owning a football team.
Jamie rolls her eyes before kissing Y/N…
Jamie; I love you
Y/N: I know. Sorry I had to make a Star Wars reference. I love you too, my favorite clawed gal.
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DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE (July 26 2024)
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enough of pedro pascal and ryan reynolds and all those other run-of-the-mill dilfs everyone and their mum are into: reblog and tell me your nichest old man crush
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the fact that deadpool’s opening credits really went “produced by: asshats” and “written by: the real heroes here” succinctly sums up why the strikes are necessary
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I was on a date with Ryan Reynolds and he looked me in the eyes and told me I was in a dream and I wouldn’t be able to wake up until he allowed it. I actually did try to wake up and couldn’t. We just stared at each other.
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Petition to get Ryan Reynolds to play Paul Blofis in the PJO tv show. Sally Jackson deserves an exceptionally hot husband, and Ryan and Walker have such great chemistry in The Adam Project that I just want to watch them work together again. Ryan Reynolds was made to play the clueless but loving and well-meaning stepfather, and tbh if this show gets popular enough I feel like he'd be into it.
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Ryan Reynolds was on the run from an insanely large alien bug that kept eating him alive. Every time he was eaten whole, he would come back but one less person remembered him and anything he did.
I got excited after seeing him on the street, and he realized I was one of the last to remember him. I had to help him lure the bug under the ocean or to top of a mountain in order to make it more vulnerable so he wouldn't have to find out what happened if he was eaten two more times.
I failed and watched myself forget him and the information about the bug, because he told me about everything before.
I tried to help when I noticed a monster was chasing a dude, but I was slow and dumb.
He didn't make it back after he was eaten again.
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