Aware that it is quite easy to challenge my slight authority. I've been able to get into a good amount of arguments before with a few guys and I have the perfect background in programming: I have been a software engineer, I worked with Microsoft on some amazing stuff, and I am an expert with a Java programming language.
[-Now what are we gonna make? -Our "vegan mayo." Great. So, we're starting with silken tofu, and I'm gonna add some coarse black pepper, a little yellow mustard and granulated garlic, sea salt.]
[I know everybody sees me on "Triple D," and they say, "Oh, that guy eats a bunch of nachos." I like my life as it is. But this food makes you feel good. Here you are.]