feminine urge this masculine urge that how about the mentally unhealthy urge to isolate myself from anyone who i ever been faintly vulnerable to.
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Oscar Wilde trial in a nutshell
Oscar Wilde: Your..! *slams hand on the stand he's behind* Honour! I might be gay, but he..! *pointing at prosecutor* Is a furry!
Judge: ...
Judge: You're guilty.
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"WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAN 88?!" - Crosshair probably.
Fr tho after everything Crosshair did to alert his brothers, for him to wake up and see Omega he's gonna go apeshit.
Made this after seeing this tweet cause I need to cope somehow ahaaa
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I finally found the words to describe why I feel like the Inquisitor has no personality (besides the obvious) it’s the humorous options.
In the other games the humorous options were good because they were So Out Of Pocket and inappropriate. You cant consistently use funny options without being. a bit of an asshole at times.
The inquisitor’s funny options are dinner party funny. You cant be a scoundrel or a lovable asshole or an annoying little shit. Even at your funniest you’ve just got the personality of. A guy trying to charm his girlfriends family. Or his boss, which I guess is the point. But still.
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What if one day when Tommy's visiting the firehouse to see Buck, they get a call, and immediately Buck's just like "Hey, Cap! Can Tommy come out with us? Y'know we're a man down today [somebody called in sick] so we could use him!"
And Eddie's expression is just like NONONONONO-
And Bobby's just like, "Sure, grab some gear, Tommy!"
And Eddie's face is just like NONONONO
and Tommy sits in between Buck and Eddie in the truck, and Eddie's cramped up next to the window while he has to listen to Tommy and Buck flirt with each other
and Eddie's just IN HELL
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You know queen of tears just has me a puddle of emotions because here you have two people that were meant for each other and have loved each other from the moment they met and yet they've been through their fair share of problems many due to a lack of communication but also because of many external factors so much so that they thought they had fallen out of love but oh no that's not true they had always loved each other, trying to love in the way that they knew and thought was best and wanted to be by the others side at whatever the cost but they just forgot a little along the way about how much they loved each other or how to love each other and now they are on the right track they've crossed that bridge and are healing they are fighting their monsters internal and external alike and they love each other so so much that every little interaction is precious and it's like they are falling in love all over again but also growing that love they have always had but at the same time it all feels fleeting like a race against time and while they are healing you mean to tell me one of them might no longer be around by the end of the story??
and somehow I'm supposed to be fine with that??
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fun fact: i didn’t even know that someone had crashed into the bus i was on today because i had weezer’s song “say it ain’t so.” on full volume. i literally live in my own world bro how the f
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