Tumgik
#sad humour
theidlespoon · 2 years
Text
feminine urge this masculine urge that how about the mentally unhealthy urge to isolate myself from anyone who i ever been faintly vulnerable to.
1K notes · View notes
tjlc-hellven · 21 days
Text
Oscar Wilde trial in a nutshell
Oscar Wilde: Your..! *slams hand on the stand he's behind* Honour! I might be gay, but he..! *pointing at prosecutor* Is a furry!
Judge: ...
Judge: You're guilty.
14 notes · View notes
poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 days
Text
Tumblr media
This was home.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
494 notes · View notes
acruelerdonut · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
"WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAN 88?!" - Crosshair probably.
Fr tho after everything Crosshair did to alert his brothers, for him to wake up and see Omega he's gonna go apeshit.
Made this after seeing this tweet cause I need to cope somehow ahaaa
2K notes · View notes
eye-of-yelough · 1 year
Text
I finally found the words to describe why I feel like the Inquisitor has no personality (besides the obvious) it’s the humorous options.
In the other games the humorous options were good because they were So Out Of Pocket and inappropriate. You cant consistently use funny options without being. a bit of an asshole at times.
The inquisitor’s funny options are dinner party funny. You cant be a scoundrel or a lovable asshole or an annoying little shit. Even at your funniest you’ve just got the personality of. A guy trying to charm his girlfriends family. Or his boss, which I guess is the point. But still.
2K notes · View notes
sheliawolfox · 10 months
Text
I am bad at 2 things:
Having an ED
And not having an ED
(My life summed up)
868 notes · View notes
Text
What if one day when Tommy's visiting the firehouse to see Buck, they get a call, and immediately Buck's just like "Hey, Cap! Can Tommy come out with us? Y'know we're a man down today [somebody called in sick] so we could use him!"
And Eddie's expression is just like NONONONONO-
And Bobby's just like, "Sure, grab some gear, Tommy!"
And Eddie's face is just like NONONONO
and Tommy sits in between Buck and Eddie in the truck, and Eddie's cramped up next to the window while he has to listen to Tommy and Buck flirt with each other
and Eddie's just IN HELL
141 notes · View notes
Text
baldur’s gate 3 really is the game of all time for the gays who want to celebrate both sad pathetic wet men AND women’s wrongs
173 notes · View notes
stararise · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
how to get to know your long-lost/estranged relatives 101
362 notes · View notes
theoverboardgaygirl · 1 month
Text
lol. I have music instead 😘
Tumblr media
56 notes · View notes
lunarharp · 10 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
scribblezone again testing out brushes, early grey oru, and ace attorney-style psychelocks
184 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
sunlightnmoonshine · 5 days
Text
You know queen of tears just has me a puddle of emotions because here you have two people that were meant for each other and have loved each other from the moment they met and yet they've been through their fair share of problems many due to a lack of communication but also because of many external factors so much so that they thought they had fallen out of love but oh no that's not true they had always loved each other, trying to love in the way that they knew and thought was best and wanted to be by the others side at whatever the cost but they just forgot a little along the way about how much they loved each other or how to love each other and now they are on the right track they've crossed that bridge and are healing they are fighting their monsters internal and external alike and they love each other so so much that every little interaction is precious and it's like they are falling in love all over again but also growing that love they have always had but at the same time it all feels fleeting like a race against time and while they are healing you mean to tell me one of them might no longer be around by the end of the story??
and somehow I'm supposed to be fine with that??
34 notes · View notes
sysig · 5 months
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Now that they can, would they want to spend a lot of time together? (Patreon)
#Doodles#Adventure Time#Fionna and Cake#Simon Petrikov#Marceline#Hhhh I feel so bad for both of them 💔#Obviously Simon misses her since she's like the one tether he still has to ''his'' time - they were both born before all the Everything#And I'm sure Marceline misses Simon too but like - even this Simon isn't ''her'' Simon. They met when he was already affected by the Crown#They clearly love each other when they see each other when Simon is as much himself as he can be!#But I can't help but wonder if it would be painful to spend time with this sad lonely magicless man - and how guilty that would make Simon#He wants to still be a part of her life! But how much of himself does he even have to offer now?#And the guilt would go round and round - she sees it in him and he sees that in her and they just both feel bad!#I really can't blame him for being a little emotionally closed and her being distant - they're not who they were#With all that said I still really love their dynamic <3 They're /not/ who they used to be but they've still got such an interesting relation#I think in the moments that they do have together where they're both trying to be good for each other Marcy would really push her humour ♪#She's got 1000 years of silliness to get out of her system to her bestie! I'm sure she's got the material hehe#Even if he still sees her as a little girl - I mean that just adds to the joke if she says something a bit blue lol#I don't think he'd actually keep the sharp teeth - it's more of a visual metaphor of how Marceline sees him in these kinds of moments#It's hard to leave it behind!
61 notes · View notes
adhd-merlin · 1 year
Text
merlin to gwaine in the diamond of the day
Tumblr media
211 notes · View notes
lavenderstarsx · 3 months
Text
fun fact: i didn’t even know that someone had crashed into the bus i was on today because i had weezer’s song “say it ain’t so.” on full volume. i literally live in my own world bro how the f
Tumblr media
37 notes · View notes