#saint seiya shitposting

[birdie-is-also-a-magical-alien]

Some Saint Seiya memes I made of the live action movie

[doodlingwren]

Nah man what the heck?!

Drew something with the gemini twins for once. Have this one doodle as well because somebody was definitely there holding the camera.

It's a very silly sketch ^_^

If anyone needed it, here's the original twitter post I used as reference for the first drawing!

[floaromaxtowns]

[kah-hoa]

Oh, boy, you'd love to learn the latest developments in Saint Seiya Rerise of Poseidon! Tsunakan-sensei really understands the Kurumada spirit. If you don't mind spoilers, link to a Tumblr post summarizing chapters 5 & 6 (with pics): https://www.tumblr.com/lazuliblur/731724076119375872/chapter-5?source=share

Now we just need Hyoga to do it to complete the set :V

Camus is a great influence :V

[trecciolinoooooo]

[pasamelasal]

slay

[apollokyler]

this was in my drafts and i decided not to hide it anymore

- BONUS [1]: this is why i haven't been posting

- BONUS [2]: my friend asked for a reaction image

[und8e2ff]

Saint Seiya AU where everything's the same but...

okay, so- I was browsing Wikipedia looking for material to make more historically accurate shitposts.

As I do...

Pisces Aphrodite's symbol, much like the goddess he's named after, is the rose. A red rose specifically.

However, did you know that another symbol of the goddess Aphrodite is lettuce?

fucking

✨L E T T U C E 🌈🥬

it's okay if you don't know where this is going

so-

Saint Seiya AU where everything's the same but instead of Aphrodite's powers being based around and channeled through roses, his powers are based around and channeled through LITERAL LEAVES AND HEADS OF LETTUCE

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Fuck a rose, mans is walking around with a whole leaf of lettuce just hangin. out. his. MOUF

You can't tell if he's late to anime school or late to the salad bar.

HE'S NOT EVEN CHEWIN IT, IT'S JUST THERE-

Imagine him standing there looking all cool and beautiful yet intimidating (as he does), but instead of holding a rose, it's a whole head of Romaine.

Walkin around the sanctuary with iceberg lettuce leaves tucked behind his ear instead of something normal like an anemone or narcissus (flowers, other symbols of Aphrodite).

Just out here looking botanically confused.

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Shun and Seiya get to the Pisces Temple and it's just a farm...

🥬🥬 A LETTUCE farm 🥬🥬

Pisces Farmodite AU???

And he has all different kinds planted.

There's butterhead, frisee, arugula, mesclun, little gem- You Name It

Seiya runs ahead as usual.

Instead of it being a long stretch of rose-covered stairs up to the Pope, the whole way up is covered in liek, idk... Endive???

For those of you who may not have looked into the food facts of lettuce (you not missin out on anything), lettuce is basically nutritionally-bankrupt, crunchy water.

Specifically, raw lettuce is like 95% water.

Instead of Seiya being slowly poisoned to death, he's having his Flintstone gummies siphoned out of his body until he dies of malnutrition.

Shun gets hit in the chest with BLOODY RADICCHIO

Instead of a white rose sapping out his blood, Shun gets hit in the chest with a white, translucent leaf of lettuce.

Once the leaf has completely sapped out his blood, it looks like this:

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Imagine Aphrodite being the Bubba Gump of his universe.

Instead of him obsessing over all the ways you can cook shrimp, it's over all the different kinds of lettuce and how best to prepare them.

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Away from the whole lettuce thing...

There are many animals associated with the goddess Aphrodite. Among them are hares, bees, fish, and geese.

I can't decide which idea I like more:

Pisces Beephrodite/Bee Keeper Aphrodite AU - Aphrodite with his usual roses and flowers but he also keeps bees as pollinators and as his lil striped buzzy frens.

Pisces Bunphrodite AU - Where everything's the same but he just has a pet rabbit. It can also be combined with the Pisces Endive-phrodite (Lettuce Aphrodite) AU where the bunny/bunnies live on the lettuce farm and it's their favorite snack.

Pisces Aphrodite but with a Ranchu Goldfish AU - Where he has a ranchu goldfish that just kind of floats there... It's the center of his universe and if you even look at his fish wrong, YOU'RE DEAD.

Untitled Goose Game - In which Aphrodite has the most ornery pet goose on the face of the planet. It only likes him. And much like the Ranchu AU, this goose is the center of his whole world. Aphrodite doesn't care if his goose just stole your identity and ruined your credit score. Keep his goose's name...

OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

goose is probably named Rutherford or smth

[kathybluecaller]

shitposting till i figure out how to draw aioros 1/?

[lalunameli]

Shitpost dump and a gif of Yuri's S1 shower scene and a pic of his canonical ass crack. 😭🤣

Siestatic was the name I coined for Yuri if he stanned Hypnos (the Greek god of sleep and Thanatos' twin brother), instead of Thanatos 😂 Instead of firing flaming arrows at you, he launches his pillow at you like Sleepy Boi (Meitenkun) from KOF.

And his alt colourways from Katsura's artbook including the Proto Luna grim reaper design fueled a discussion on potential Bootleg (Pretender) Lunatics.

Bootleg Shaka is from the 90s American Saint Seiya adaptation: Guardians of the Cosmos. It was scrapped.

[doodlingwren]

Saint Seiya - Knights of the Zodiac ✨shitpost✨ based on this specific twitter thing

[floaromaxtowns]

Soul of Gold NEVER stops delivering with these gems

I've been mc losing over that detail...........

Reblogs Appreciated

Shot taken from:

[kah-hoa]

Most unintentionally funny moment across the Saint Seiya franchise you ever witnessed?

Shiryu isn't the only one that loves raising flags in Saint Seiya but boy I swear he's the king of it.

I mean, maybe his shield would last longer if he stopped saying how "invincible" it is :V

[trecciolinoooooo]

I was playing with procreate brushes and things happened so here you some Death Mask A4 wallpapers

[tuhis]

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