#salad uchiha

[aprito]

sos month day 20: isekai this is my excuse to do a barbie au, no commentary needed

[thegeekiary]

"Boruto: Two Blue Vortex" Manga Issue 8 Review: It Doesn't Matter

Jura on the cover of ‘It Doesn’t Matter’ (Image: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Manga Issue 8) The pacing of Boruto: Two Blue Vortex isn’t letting the characters rest. Chapter 8, titled ‘It Doesn’t Matter’, had Jura and Hidari casually walk into Konoha searching for Naruto Uzumaki. Continue reading “Boruto: Two Blue Vortex” Manga Issue 8 Review: It Doesn’t Matter

[bishoptheboy]

⚠️ WARNING: LONG RANT AHEAD

I don't wanna do it on twt but freaking Salad's design on that timeskip... Sorry but it makes her look like she is just there to be a doll, like the rest of the girls (heck I am still icked that basically all of them needs their legs to be shown?? Ike what the f?? ) isn't she basically an Uchiha? If she aims to be a Hokage she has to be just as skilled (not freaking aimed to be saved like what kind of vision is that IkE??? Making her look like a freakin damsel in distress)

And the heels... how are you supposed to fight in those high heels? I am forever bitter with the design. More focused on creating a visual that would appease a certain kind of "crowd" (Idk maybe Ike is part of it), than the storytelling of it all. (And I know some in the Akatsuki wore heels and even Tsunade but THEY WERE GROWN WOMEN WITH EXPERIENCE AND SKILLS vs 16 year old who is still in training??? A chunin?? Their ranks are different. And Salad have platforms on top of those heels, how are you gonna jump and run and kick and ninja with those smh)

*lots of casuals were dragging the design btw, saying stuff like Salad is basically going to a night club and Burrito looks like he got three people under his cloak*

Bruh Naruto trained to catch up to Sasuke and stand with him as an equal.. I dont know what is the even the goal for this story. And the whole Momo-whatever-the-heck inside Burrito is just another reason for Burrito to get something just like how Naruto has kurama. He still gets to be overtaken by that and still can't control it. And apparently something might happen to Sasuke Bec of it.

.

And finally this abomination:

What kind of a stance is this??? Like those weird cringe anime girls where their feet are skewed and legs bent inward???? How is this a fighting pose??

I can't believe she is supposed to be Sasuke's daughter.

[konoha--files]

Happy Mother's Day to one of the best Moms of anime world.

'The Cherry Blossom Queen'

Uchiha Sakura

[2virgul]

when I first saw the picture "oh a new suit" then I saw people say it's time skip. What. It has a very babyface appearance.

anyway, it made me sad not to see byakugou in timeskip so i added it

Some ai

[kankuroplease]

for the next sakura children please include an itasaku child 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

I’m only doing characters I think will be interesting combos.

Unfortunately and fortunately, Uchiha genes in canon are strong af and any Uchiha kid of the main Uchiha’s we know + Sakura would just be Sarada with a different hairstyle 😭

[animecat33]

I think a Kimimaro Revival Au would be peak if it didn't change the story at all like

Kimimaro: I sacrificed my life to get you to Orochimaru

Sasuke: Yes, and I killed him as soon as I got the chance and no longer needed him

Kimimaro:

[randomnameless]

Considering Salads mini arc by Kishimoto came out just after Naruto finished the best answer about Tsunade is that she tolerated Orochimarus change under very heavy restrictions. Like the fact he’s under House arrest and Yamato spies on him 24/7, and how he’s no longer allowed to experiment or kidnap children(cloning excluded). That’s as far as the olive branch she would give.

Yep,

That's why her reacting the way she did in the anime (i think?) about Mitsuki was so nonsensical, like dudes, I know the anime tries to re-catch what made the first Naruto series so memorable, but it really shouldn't be at the expense of characters already developed to be retconned/demolished to be turned in "Ron the Death Eater" for that plot point to work!

Instead of having Tsunade react the way Pierrot had her react, they could have brought idk, a random from the Sound Village (or even from Suna) wanting revenge against Mitsuki for what their parent did and/or denoucing Naruto's Konoha as full of hypocrites who harbours war criminals/horrible people instead of punishing them or even bringing some sort of justice to their victims.

(I think a filler arc in Kiri sort of tried to talk about this? With children of the 7 swordsmen and the reveal that Kisame had clan?)

[lexsssu]

Again (Uchiha Sasuke)

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“Kaa-chan told me to remind you to eat and to give you this! She said it’s your favorite.”

Gingerly taking the bento being offered to him, something flickered within Sasuke’s lone visible eye which disappeared almost as soon as it appeared. Even without opening it, he was already sure of its contents. 

You were the one who made it after all.

“Please give her my thanks when you get home. I’ll drop this off myself once I’ve cleaned it,” the Uchiha makes sure to use his left hand as he receives the lunch box, a small shiver running down his spine as a brief image of you happily preparing this meal for him appears in his mind’s eye.

“Will do, Oji-san! And thank you again for today’s training session. Please come visit us at home whenever you can. Kaa-san always looks forward to your visits. She always says you don’t visit enough,” Shinachiku’s soft laughter reminds Sasuke of how much he takes after you than Naruto.

From the shade of green in his eyes, to the way his smiles aren’t as blinding as Naruto’s and yet exudes the same strength and softness yours does. Shinachiku Uzumaki is his father’s son, but no one can ever deny that he is also his mother’s child.

He could’ve been your child.

All of them could have been yours.

If only you hadn’t been so weak.

If you simply had the power…then perhaps she’d have been yours.

Not Naruto’s…YOURS!!!

When both he and the young genin separate for the night, him to his lively home filled with the happiness and laughter of family, Sasuke on the other hand retreats to the lonely Uchiha compound. He is all too used to the dreary atmosphere of the place he once called home, his steps never faltering as he entered the main house’s kitchen and sat himself at the dining table.

Inside the 3-layer bento were several onigiri with various fillings, namely umeboshi, salmon, and bonito flakes. A tomato salad that definitely was one of your own homegrown ones (because he has never seen, smelled, and tasted any tomatoes more delicious than yours). The tomato soup was still warm and felt even warmer as he ate it as slowly as he could, savoring the myriad of flavors contained in such a seemingly simple dish. 

Though he wasn’t fond of sweets, the avenger couldn’t ignore the slice of strawberry shortcake you packed for him. The first bite of cake reminded him of the sweetness of the youth he spent with you despite his hyperfixation on killing his own brother at the time.

If he’d known the truth that early on then perhaps he wouldn’t have wasted all his time chasing after Itachi.

Naruto wouldn’t have had the chance to take you for himself if Sasuke understood that you were worth much more than his misguided revenge. 

Even though Naruto left for training with Jiraiya, the blonde was more than happy to regale him with tales of how the two of you would do your best to send each other letters despite how they constantly went from place to place. Somehow, you always found yourself to him, and he to you.

It made Sasuke sick.

Don’t even get him started on all the flies that buzzed around you while he and Naruto were gone.

Despite most of the original rookies having settled down, the Uchiha was very much aware of how these same men gravitate towards you before Naruto went and made his formal claim. 

That know-it-all Nara, the arrogant Hyuga, even Gaara of the Sand were almost always seen around you.

Hell, even that damned swordsman from Kiri who’s now currently its Mizukage was too close to you. Don’t even get him started on Haku who’d more or less become your guard dog ever since you saved both him and Zabuza all those years ago during that mission in Wave. 

As much as he despised their attentions on you, he knew deep inside of him that all of them saw the very same thing in you that drew them all in like moths to a flame. 

And he HATED it.

Hated that they all coveted you when none of them deserved to have you.

Sasuke’s last thought as he closed his eyes was that of you.

Always YOU.

The Sakura blooms you gifted him smelled so nice…It was a good thing he placed them on his bedside table, because he could close his eyes and pretend that it is the scent of your hair. 

He could pretend that it is his hands that run across the soft pink strands as you sleep.

He could pretend that he is the one who feasts upon your delicious cunt each night. His cock forcing your soft and pliant walls open again and again as your nails drag across his back, leaving angry red lines that serve as proof of how much he pleasured you. That it is his potent seed that fills your womb to the brim, globs of semen dripping from your pussy as he makes sure to pour loads and loads of his love within you.

Wouldn’t that be perfect?

Not only will he revive the Uchiha clan, but knowing that you carried his seed and nurtured them within you…he could burst from happiness just from the mere thought of it.

Sasuke falls into a deep sleep, soothed by the images of a reality that could have been.

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“Even though Sensei told us not to have breakfast, I still think the last thing we should do is train on an empty stomach. So I made us all some breakfast and even lunch!” 

Sasuke is once again presented with a bento filled with onigiri, but this time the hands holding onto the container were more slender as slim digits softly yet firmly gripped the lunch box. 

“I’m not sure which filling you prefer, but I have different fillings with me so you can choose which one you like best,” ever the thoughtful person you were, you selflessly offered the last Uchiha the food despite how antisocial he’d been towards you despite the time you’d spend together as classmates at the academy.

In his first life, Sasuke simply scoffed at your attempts of kindness towards him. Batting you off at every opportunity as he believed himself above such camaraderie when his only goal in life was to enact his revenge.

Not anymore.

Without saying anything, the raven-haired preteen grabbed the Okaka rice ball just before Naruto could take it.

“Hey, what’s the big idea, teme?! I was gonna get that one!”

“...Tch. Then you should’ve been quicker, dobe.”

“Why you little…!”

The sound of your tinkling laughter and Naruto’s disgruntled mumbling was music to his Sasuke’s ears.

He may have managed to get you the first time around, but not this time.

Uchiha Sasuke didn’t know who or what had flung him back into the past, but Indra knows he won’t ever make the same mistakes he did before.

[ladykissingfish]

*Naruto, at the Uchiha compound to take Sasuke on a date* Shisui: So, kid ... where you taking our little bro tonight? Naruto: We were going to go on a long walk, then have a picnic down by the lake, dattebayo. Itachi: A picnic? With foods YOU prepared, I assume? Naruto: Of course! I made sandwiches and potato salad and for a surprise, a big chocolate cake. Obito: Oi, oi, oi ... chocolate cake? Really? Naruto: What's wrong with that? Itachi: Sasuke hates sweets, that's what's wrong with that. Shisui: Mm. We tried to make him a cake for his last birthday, and he took it outside and lit it on fire. Naruto: Seriously?? Dang; what do I do now?! Obito: Don't worry, kid, we have a backup for cases like these ... *goes to the cabinet and takes out a handful of tomatoes* Shisui: Sasuke LOVES tomatoes. Tomatoes will make up for anything in that basket. Naruto: So ... so our dessert should be a handful of tomatoes instead of the chocolate cake? Obito: Don't be ridiculous ... you put a lot of work into that cake, right? Why let it go to waste? Itachi: *gets up, picks up one of the tomatoes, and sticks the entire thing into the cake* Naruto: W-what the -- *Shisui and Obito stick in the other tomatoes, until the cake is a runny, tomato-stuffed horror* Obito: There ya go, kid! Now your date will the best ever! Naruto: Sasuke, coming down the stairs: I'm ready, dobe. *Naruto picks up the picnic basket and the two walk out the door and down the road. Once they're out of sight, the other three burst out laughing* Obito, tears running down his cheeks: Oh man ... can you picture Sasuke's face when he sees that crap?! Shisui: I don't get it, Itachi. Why'd you want to sabotage your little brother's date like that? Itachi: Two reasons: one, I don't care what anyone says, he's too young to date. Perhaps a spectacularly awful date will help him to realize that. Obito: And the other reason? Itachi: He "forgot" that it was his turn to wash the dishes last night, and my father made ME do them instead. Such treachery cannot go unanswered. Obito and Shisui:

[thegeekiary]

"Boruto: Two Blue Vortex" Manga Issue 5 Review: Target

Sasuke on the cover of ‘Target’ (Image: Boruto Two Blue Vortex Manga Issue 5) Boruto: Two Blue Vortex manga issue 5, titled ‘Target’, featured a much-needed flashback and then proceeded to set the stage for some exciting battles to come. Continue reading Untitled

[doveywovy]

tobiizu modern au in which the uchiha are a wealthy family that vacations every summer at a family beachhouse on a (Relatively) small island- and Tobirama drives the water taxi they hire to take them out to it every year.

the first time it happens, they're both only about 16. Izuna immediately hates it- and hates tobirama- because it makes him feel childish. Here he is, out on vacation with his family (lame) to go play in the sand (lame!) and maybe play in the waves (SOOOO lame, totally childish). and heres this teen the same age as him, not just spending the summer break working but specifically working alone, doing a difficult and responsible job like driving a boat! Izuna takes this as a personal affront to his manhood and spends the whole ride there and the whole ride back being absolutely insufferable to Tobirama and the rest of the family.

he spends the next summer working his own summer job (But something much fancier, like interning somewhere impressive) and the summer after that he spends at an intense sports camp. So the next time they see eachother, Izuna's 19 and- okay, well, he hasn't really matured. but his stance has changed to the viewpoint that HE'S clearly the winner here. Here he is, out on vacation with his family (Wealthy and impressive) to go relax in the sand (so wealthy and mature) and maybe swim in the waves (sooooo cool, totally mature and adult). Meanwhile Tobirama has to spend his summer working in a dingey boat serving the Uchiha and family like them! Since Izuna's won the competition they totally had going on, he can afford to be nicer to Tobirama. especially since hormones have kicked in and tobirama is unbearably fucking attractive to izuna. He spends the whole vacation having ridiculous daydreams about them running away together (fucking on the boat) living a life at sea together (fucking on a boat) and him showing off his better lifestyle to Tobirama (fucking on the beach.) He does exactly nothing about any of this except being mildly more polite to tobirama for the 47 total minutes they spend interacting.

The next three summers, however, he gets proactive. The Uchiha are a big family with a ton of stuff they need, and they always run through it quickly or realize they forgot something after they left. Someone has to go back to the mainland and get The Only Cereal Kagami Will Eat, or Shishui's Special Sunscreen (he has allergies to the rest), etc etc. In past years it's been one of the odd aunts or uncles, but now Izuna's taken it up as his personal mantel.

If anyone needs anything from the mainland, of course Izuna will make the trip out! No need to worry! He'll call up Tobirama's company and have the ride out within the hour, and he'll be back two hours after that. Sometimes he runs right out without bothering to change- Mikoto needs fresh lettuce for the dinner salad, there's no time for him to change out of his trunks or put a shirt on! Everyone's glad he's willing to make the sacrifice for the family, nobody wants to do it themselves- and so nobody points out that unlike past triptakers, Izuna never double checks if anyone else needs anything before he goes. It means he has to make a lot more trips, individual ones for Sasuke's fresh tomatoes and Itachi's eyecream and Obito's glasses cleaner, instead of all at once like he could if he just asked before going. But they're a wealthy family, they can afford it, and he's getting it all in the end, isn't he?

Now that izuna's upped his time with Tobirama from 24-ish minutes to the island and 24-ish minutes back home (shared with his entire family), to around an hour one-on-one every other day the entire two months he's out there...things change.

For one, the crush gets more genuine. He's talking to Tobirama constantly and gets to know him as a person and unfortunately he really likes him as a person. The fantasies get more focused on getting to actually date Tobirama in a normal person way, not whisking a mermaid tobirama off for beach-sex.

Tobirama, meanwhile, is finally starting to like this guy. He hasn't thought about izuna nearly as much as Izuna's thought about him. He hated him as a teen for being annoying and bratty, thought he was hot and annoying a few years ago, and now he's a nice sociable guy who lets him talk about boats for twenty minutes straight. Who's extremely hot and constantly shirtless, for some reason? Which Tobirama's not mad at.

so- izuna's fumbling his way towards something, but cautious not to fuck it up because he genuinely wants something serious with Tobirama and that makes him much more worried about ruining it. and then one day madara- well, the thing is.

To madara, izuna will always be somewhat five years old. He can't imagine him any other way. So he assumes, when Izuna constantly spends his summer vacations on the water taxi with tobirama- he doesn't consider it could be about tobirama. He thinks it's about the boat! Especially since Izuna can hold full conversations about boats with people now (Because of his conversations with tobirama about them, but Madara doesn't know that) and takes photos of boats (For tobirama)....All of this to say, Madara decides Izuna must want a boat.

So madara offers to help him buy one. Nothing too fancy (to the Uchiha perspective), but something nice.

Izuna immediately remembers the conversations he's had with Tobirama about his dream boat. He remembers his ridiculous fantasies at 18 years old about whisking Tobirama away for a life on the open sea. and he imagines, for half a second, trying to explain to madara that he doesn't want a boat despite seeming to be obsessed with them because he's obsessed with a guy instead. He is not having that conversation.

He's buying a boat. He's buying Tobirama a boat. Then he just....has to figure out how to give it to him.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Chasing Shadows chapter 4 snippets as I take an agonizing slow amount of time to actually fucking write this shit, sorry ab that. Mild spoilers? I guess? For the characters that show up in it anyways

"Take the mask off." Hikaku ordered, and Kakashi hesitated— glancing back at Fugaku. Fugaku raised his eyebrows expectantly, making a sort of shooing 'go on' gesture. Kakashi glared. Fugaku raised his eyebrows higher. Kakashi glared harder. Fugaku rolled his eyes, and looked away. Kakashi huffed, and finally obeyed Hikaku's order, tugging down his mask and leaving it hanging in a bunch around his neck. Hikaku hummed as he reached out to run gentle hands along the shape of Kakashi's face, tracing his features. The softness of his touch didn't save Kakashi from twitching slightly when the mans hands met his skin. Even so, he held himself still and obedient for Hikaku. Still, obedient, and silent as the man explored his features; Thumb running down the bridge of his nose, tracing the shape of his lips and eyes, coming up to even draw out the shape of his hair line and onward, exploring the texture of his hair. Hikaku paused a few times, at his eyes, at the small bump of the mole under his lip, but moved on each time after only a moment of consideration. The whole time, Kakashi fought the urge to twitch away or to make disgruntled faces. The feel of someone's hands on his face, a strangers touch, was... bad. It made his skin crawl, and when the blind man finally leaned back, finished, Kakashi was quick to put his mask back on. Rubbing the cloth of his mask into his skin a bit too forcefully as he adjusted it, as if to chase away the spots of fantom fingers with the familiar roughness of shinobi standard uniform cloth.

"Your father was..." Fugaku started, suddenly looking like he was in physical pain.

"Stop."

Fugaku shut his mouth, looking relieved.

Anyways blind Uchiha clan head Hikaku and his ward and heir Fugaku for the win !! I have a whole timeline for him written out, I loveee thinking ab the politics and implications of him still being not only around but still in power at this time. The last remaining founder,, I'm gonna put him, Fugaku, and Kakashi together in a salad mixer together and mix them tf up

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[slowlysointernet]

Took a peak at Boruto after a long time and can we stop pretending that Salad was ever a good or interesting character please.

Ugly character design. Not so cute face. Zero personality. Zero presence. Zero charisma. Saddest looking Sharingan. If she had beautiful character design maybe? Or if she wasn't cute but had substance maybe?

Everything about her is bottom of the barrel. I'm so glad my gut instinct told me that she would be a shit character when I first read Gaiden. Everyone else in the fandom was hyping her up to be this cool and interesting character and when she was always paper thin. I've said it before and ill say it again; the only reason people talk about her is because she's Sasuke's child and an Uchiha. Take that away and she has no substance.

Sakura>>>>Salad annyyyyyyy day.

And her weird legs and off the shoulder thing are ugly too.

[tamelee]

Is it wrong that I wish we had gotten a Menma Uchiha instead of the Burrito and Salad crap we got in Boruto? Menma would have been awesome.

Is it wrong to wish for something better than that horrible sequel when you know that pretty much everything else would've sufficed anyway? No, I wouldn't say that's wrong in the least 🤝 Oeehh yes, 'Naruto and Sasuke's lost child returns!'