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splatoonosha · 2 days
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Attention all employed adults in the greater and lower inkopolis region
The jellyfish president has announced a bill to LOWER the federal minimum wage!!!
Anyone making below 1500g a week will now be making LESS!!
AN ORGANIZED PROTEST WILL BE HELD OUTSIDE OF CITY HALL IN DOWNTOWN INKOPOLIS PLAZA
please do not bring pitch forks and torches, we admire your enthusiasm but it will not help our cause
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mewcharm · 16 hours
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what r they lookin at... comm for @heinousactszx
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But can Inkfish go in the microwave?
I MEAN I'VE SEEN THEM WALK INTO OTHER SAFETY QUESTIONABLE KITCHEN APPLIANCES OF THIER OWN FREE WILL BEFORE I THINK ITS POSSIBLE
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opal-owl-flight · 3 days
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I honestly don't know how to feel about this. Mags? you opinion.
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Meow. (They fight through raging currents and predators alike, they spawn, they die. I always thought that it mustve been a frightening ordeal for them…Im kinda glad they see it as an honorable act.)
Meoo. Mrrp! (Cephalopods have turf wars, they have their salmon runs. Speaking as a land-born mammalian, Id say its simply the way of the sea — fighting as honor, fighting as a lifestyle. If this is how they unite themselves with the world and the universe, all Id say is that I have much to learn about this world!)
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mayakern · 1 year
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the team is all here
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kingofsalmonids · 1 year
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EVERYONE PRAY FOR OUR BROTHER CHUM NO. 2,719,584 AND WISH HIM A SPEEDY RECOVERY
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mevil · 11 months
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bongwalter10 · 13 days
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king salmonid yaoi
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spaceistheplaceart · 2 months
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i love when people just shoot you point blank to get your attention
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sqlatoon · 19 days
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salmonid off the hook be like: get cooked stay on the hook
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autonomyss · 4 months
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i fink i got on the wrong ship
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tukranu · 5 months
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salmonids discover the beauty and joy of life
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vulasaurart · 5 months
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and anarchy simply eliminates my body from this realm
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The microwave in question with weird creatures to scale -microwave anon...that's oFF ANON???
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I AM ROTATING AT A FAIRLY CONSISTENT SPEED
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corn0njacob-blog · 3 months
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My comfort characters always seem to be subject to unfair labor practices while wearing orange jumpsuits
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gloopqueen · 1 year
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who let her say that
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