#sammrps

[sethkate]

savannah A to Z pls

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

well in the beginning, since she and caleb were usually putting their clothes on and hurriedly being like ‘ok thanks bye!!!’ which savannah hated, i think now that they are Grown and in a relationship, she takes more advantage of the time they can spend together?? the only exception to this is, if time prevents them from doing aka if they spend 1 more second in bed they’re gonna be suuuper late to work. otherwise she’s all about cuddling, maybe just talking and catching up on each other’s lives since they have really opposite schedules and what not?? probably with a shower thrown in and definitely donuts in bed.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

savannah likes her legs because caleb loves them tbh. her favorite body part on him is probably his dimples. also like…..every bit of him that is tattooed which i know is a lot but IDC.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

sav isn’t grossed out by it as much as some girls can be??? she doesn’t throw a fit you know, if it’s in her hair or on her clothes or anything. and when it comes to swallowing her feelings can be summed up by this gif:

and on that note the rest is gonna be under the cut lmao

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

there was One time when sav had to be treated for an sti and it still haunts her to this day. like she was pressured into not using a condom (and i say that loosely bc she was prob pretty drunk so didn’t need much convincing tbh) and then unfortunately a week or so following the incident she found out what a true piece of shit the guy was. and then slashed all of his tires and broke his car windows in true savannah fashion :)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

she’s more experienced than she would care to admit. for a long time, sex was just sex to her, so she used it to fill different voids. she didn’t really treat her body like it was something that needed to be earned and gave it out a lot more willingly than she ever would now. so honestly she’s a bit embarrassed by the number, but it’s a good thing it will never get any bigger because she’s only going to be with caleb now forever yay!

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

if they are having sex just to fuck around and get off (x) (x) cause they’re probably on the couch or in the car or something but y’know if they’re actually like makin love or whatever def something more like (x) so it’s more personal and they can ‘bond’ and what not lol.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

in life in general i think she’s way less serious than caleb, so she’s probably a bit more playful and goofy when they’re in the moment together. there are probably times when things are a bit more dire like their many, MANY instances of break-up, apology, or angry sex which wouldn’t call for that kind of humor, but for the most part she keeps it pretty light and probably tries to bring it out of caleb too.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

savannah keeps up with shaving pretty regularly. most of the time she’s hair-free, but when life is nuts she might occasionally have a little stubble here and there.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

for not having like A+ role models to demonstrate how to be soft and tender and intimate with someone, sav is pretty good at it. she loves caleb so she’s very into making sure that his needs are met?? which is crazy bc savannah would usually be selfish af and only care about herself. but she’s really attentive at making sure caleb gets the attention that he wants and that he walks away satisfied.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

both she and caleb are good at getting themselves off. once skype sex had to come into the picture because of the long distance thing and it was the only thing they could do, savannah became comfortable with touching herself and also adjusted to having someone else watch her do it. where before it may have been more of a private thing, once caleb moved to boston, all bets were off so sav got pretty into it. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

exhibitionism and agoraphilia are probably the biggest two coming to mind, mostly because of the riskiness that each of them involves. sav will eternally be an adrenaline junkie so anything that gives her a thrill like that will be something she’s into.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

hotels probably!! ever since their first anniversary thing, there’s just something sav loves about spending a weekend in a place with a view, a massive bed, someone to clean the sheets daily, big showers/bath tubs and room service. it just has lots of luxuries that they don’t regularly have when they are at home, so whenever they make a reservation somewhere savannah goes big or goes home.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

honestly a few shots of tequila and a beer or two and she is Ready To Go. but it’s because she’s already suuuper attracted to caleb. like his almost quiet cockiness, lil bit of hard exterior/bad boy look, the tattoos. he really just has to look at her and smile and she’ll melt the big damn sap. but she is 100% about ass grabbing too. that’ll also do the trick.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

other than like..the real gross bodily fluid nonsense sav probably wouldn’t ever consider a threesome. like maybe she had a stupid meaningless one before and i’m sure she can caleb joked about it in the past (him obvs wanting to have two girls and sav saying she would prefer two guys) but i don’t think it’s something she would ever do with caleb. the thought of him with another girl drives her nuts, let alone seeing it up close and personal and having to go along with it?? no way jose!!

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

usually giving because in her experience a lot of guys don’t know wtf they are doing lmao. so she’d rather just get off a different way or by herself bc nothing is worse than lying there and either waiting for them to figure it out or having the mood killed bc you’re trying to explain to them in detail wtf they are doing wrong. sav’s extra giving when it comes to caleb though and she’s never really been shy about her talent with it either. so lucky him!!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

depends on how much time she has. she’s proficient when she needs to get the job done quickly and knows what works and what doesn’t in a time crunch. but if there’s time to draw things out (although it’s usually hard for her to move at a slow pace in her life in general) sav has the capability of mellowing out a bit during sex. 

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i feel like with their lives, probably a good 70% is probably quickies simply because they just can’t ever get the timing, the place, the circumstances, etc. right. so it’s kinda just something that they are used to. but it’s always so nice when they actually can take their time with things and thoroughly enjoy each other. i imagine they probably make time to have sex 4-5 days out of the week, but more if they can manage it. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

savannah’s entire life is a risk??? so she’d be pretty down for anything. 

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

for a smoker and someone who is 100% against working out, her stamina is pretty good. she can probably go 2-3 times in a day and she usually lasts about as long as caleb does. they’re pretty in sync with one another!

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

sav probably had to invest in some when they were doing the long distance thing. like before caleb if she wanted sex she could just go out and get it, but when her bf lived hundreds of miles away she had to get a little bit more creative. so she’s probably got a collection of a few things after trying different ones trying to find something that did the most comparable job to caleb haha. probably made darren go with her into the store too and i am literally Dying at the visual.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i feel like savannah teased caleb a loooot more in the beginning?? because there was that whole cat/mouse chase element to their relationship. but now that she has him, she doesn’t need to lay it on super thick the way that she used to. but she’ll still do it in small ways if she needs to get his attention or something.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

savannah usually doesnt restrict herself in volume when they have sex, which is just one of the trillllion reasons her neighbors hate her lmao. i mean she has a loud mouth outside of the bedroom sooo if that’s any indication. usually it’s just a lot of moaning, panting and probably swearing too knowing her. 

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

i’d say savannah doesn’t remember probably more than half of her sexual experiences. i feel like since she didn’t take them very seriously, most of them were liquor/drug fueled some probably even borderline consensual since there’s no way she could have had any idea what was going on. 

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

(x)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

it’s always kinda been on the higher side and then i think once she got with caleb and saw how good sex could be, especially when it was with someone you care about, it went up tremendously to the point where she can be pretty insatiable at times.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

it depends.... because usually sav and caleb are running on -138 hours of sleep so if that’s the case, they can fall asleep pretty quickly afterward. if they have more time to kill and more chinese food to finish they’ll probably just take a break and sleep it off later. 

[phoebtcnkin]

[aparoxysm]

@sammrps

                    A number of times, Hayden had woken up in the middle of the night, sweating bullets because they still felt the ghost of hands on their wrists, their mouth, suffocating and binding them. Sometimes they would sit straight up in bed and uncontrollably vomit on themselves, or sometimes they would make it to the bathroom in time to blast cold water on their skeletal frame for a quick come-down. Either outcome, it was clear that they weren’t getting any better. Not when they rubbed dust on their gums to block it all out, or let embers from their cigarette drop on their lap without a normal jerk of reaction time to follow. It there was a word for it, they would call it numb. Until someone put their hands on them without a fair warning, and suddenly, all they felt was pain all over again.

                    Without the circus running through the colder seasons, all Hayden had to focus on was tying themselves up in cloth for practice and the occasional textbook read for a slow process of night course work in becoming a veterinary's assistant. But even that had become a second priority now, which was a major slip on their part, considering Hayden didn’t have much else in their life to deal with other than working at the pet clinic under the major jurisdiction of their senior in training and working weekends at the Freak! Show on Cony Island, twisting themselves around silk and inside boxes to heavy music entirely meant for ears to bleed. Ignoring their school work in order to get so high they could eat the stars was a new low for Hayden, but so was breaking a beer bottle and ramming it into a familiar's cranium. All because he’d wanted to ask them something, touched them on the hip, and mistaken Hayden’s psych for inebriation.

                    It was clear they weren’t normal, not like other people, not the standard Oxford Dictionary definition. But each detailing thing about them had a reason, an anchor to their core, a pandora’s box of why’s, who’s and when’s. But never, even once, had Hayden ever felt the desire to share them, and there was no way the batshit crazy White Coats were going to get the answers they wanted. Especially not as male nurses held Hayden tightly by the arms, attempting to force them into obedience while their whole body fought in response, twisting this way and that and flexing in rightfully disturbing positions. Being a professional contortionist and aerial silk master had its perks in that sense, allowing Hayden to bend and stretch like a rubber band, legs lifting to kick a White Coat straight in the face, knocking his glasses two feet askew. Even as he yelled that everything was fine, assuring the visitors and not permanent residents that there was nothing to worry about, Hayden let out guttural sounds that said otherwise. They weren’t a person of many words, but sounds of hatred and resistance were clearly translatable. As they went to kick again, a different male nurse was faster this time, and he grabbed them by the thighs to lift them entirely off the ground. Stretched like a hammock, a psychotic and thrashing hammock, Hayden finally let out screams they hadn’t been able to must in years. So God bless for the soundproofing acoustics in the building as the doors swung shut behind them.

                    They hated winter. They hated many things really, but the cold got to them worse than anything. They only remained in what they’d been brought here in, a leather jacket, shredded black jeans, worn motorcycle boots and some distressed shirt that said something about dropping acid and dancing skeletons. It was distinct that Hayden had a style close to a vampiric wardrobe, while every other inch of them was covered in bizarre, creepy and Halloween-esque tattoos, most looking like they came straight from the design team at Twisted Pictures, and if the wild and matted blond curls weren’t a tell sign for someone who didn’t have their head screwed on straight, the bloodshot color of they eyes sure did.

                    They rubbed their hands together in a miserable attempt to get warm, bony ass freezing to the bus stop seat as they tried. Somewhere among all this, they’d gotten wet --- the nozzle of a showerhead felt familiar, but Hayden couldn’t really place where they’d come into contact with one in the last 24 hours. Instead, their heart was calming down from whatever had gone on in that place, mind carefully protecting them from the details as they fumbled to try and find the cigarette pack they’d had in their jacket on the way in.

                    Frustrated, Hayden knew they were gone, so they tore their hand out of their pockets and smacked the plastic wall beside them in agitation. The sad truth was that it barely hurt, a positive among the negatives of withdrawal, but instinct made them curl their shaking hands into fists anyway. The only thing they wanted in that moment more than their cigarettes, was an eighth. Something to keep them from feeling those hands all over them again, pulling and constraining, beckoning them into submission. It was enough to make them pull out their own hair in chunks.

                    Feeling eyes, however, they twitched around to see a pair pointed straight at them like floating question marks. For a mere second, Hayden saw them too, glossy and reflective, like coins or like titanium. It was only when they spoke up did they feel the ache of their jaw start to set in too; they were fucking exhausted.

       “What ------ they didn’t try to body bag you too?”

[opcelia]

ROLEPLAY POSITIVTY POST.

because we can all use a cheeky positivity and lbr im fuckin’ salty af i didn’t get sent that meME ( even tho i know it’s bc i turned off anon PAHAHA that’s what i’ve told myself ). ANYWAY, these are some of the fuckin’ awesome ppl i’ve had the HONOUR of following.

@aparoxysm - loml leo fuckin’ badass, literally, so talented and the reason i’ve made indie??! im vv lucky to have someone this amazing in my life and someone who inspires me to be an unapologetic female with sickening nails.

@dimpsandhoes - THIS WEEK ON LOVE ISLAND... my Irish queen and someone who creates the MOST amount of angst i’ve ever met, super talented, fucking jokes. 

@tehkatieofrps - Y’ALL, this GAL introduced me to nina dobrev, ngl, JOCELYN was my first ever ! she is hugely talented, has such a big heart and has been a huge part of my roleplay experience.

@torreysdevitto - just watching you develop has been amazing! you are so talented, and so lovely, honestly, thANK YOU for gifting me with wonderful threads and the ability to leave me breathless with ur compliments ! LOVE LOVE LOVE. also super excited for tomorrow.

@roleplcyheaux - ngl i’m deadass in love with u and im only mad that we never got to properly roleplay before like ??? FUCK ME Up, ur so fucking talented and goddamn amazing im not even gonna lie we gonna crEATE A LOT OF ANGST.

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@sammrps - brandon?? loml ! ur amazing, sick at writing, so TALENTED, UR OC’S ARE SO FLESHED OUT AND JUST URGH. and yah i miss u.

@gracrps = SO TALENTED, SO PATIENT AND JUST !! HONESTLY, AMAZING.

@holywitchkid - ngl, fuckin stalked u forever, like im obsessed with talon and hayden BUT im so glad i had the guts to im u AND DIE TOGETHER OVER THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE.

@teewrites - literally the queen of fuckin hurt and pain, but im also living for it!! ur so goddamn talented AND fucking brilliant. 

@nyx-rps - ngl ive stalked u forever and i truly find u super talented and so lovely ! thank u for being patient and dealing with my sLOW ASs ( i will reply I PROMISE )

@rebeccabreeds & @lukemitchell - my married faves, like jesus christ, you two are literally the most welcoming, sweet, kind, talented people i’ve met across this site ! im so lucky !

SO IM NOT GONNA LIE, I’VE PROBABLY MISSED SO MANY PEOPLE AND IM SO SORRY IF I HAVE, ANYWAY, I LOVE YOU ALL, AND IF YOU WANA PLOT, CHAT, TALK ABOUT CONSPIRACY THEORIES OR HAMILTION, HMu.

[frankroleplays]

Referencing comments in Beneath

Faye has only slept with 2 people. 

Referencing early scripts indicating some kind of triangle with Faye/Nick/Melissa

Faye hooked up with Nick after Jake left. Both were drunk, despairing about Jake’s leaving in the middle of the night. In a drunken state, trying to hid how hurt she was, Faye followed through with the next closest thing to Jake. She regretted it as soon as it happened, knowing that Nick wasn’t what she wanted nor was he someone who could soothe her hurt knowing she was so easily left by Jake.

Her relationship with her mother

There was always an expectation that Faye wouldn’t directly harm Dawn’s reputation

While Dawn may have cared for Faye, there was always a separation.

Faye always resembled her father and that was always an animosity there. In many ways she was her mother’s daughter from her desire for power to her desire to control, but in Dawn’s eyes all she saw was Faye’s father and so she always kept her daughter at length no matter how Faye tried to gain her attention. It was only when she was at her worst that Faye managed to pull her mother’s focus.

Armstrong relationship

Dawn felt an obligation as they lost everyone

The reason that Faye felt as close to Jake and Nick as she did was because Dawn felt a need to step in and make them feel normal. Because of that, Faye was essentially raised by their sides until Dawn decided they were too close. Faye still kept up their friendship in secret, not wanting to abandon them while knowing that their pain was more that hers.

This knowledge is only part of the reason that Faye feels so much for Jake. She does genuinely care for him, but her mother’s ability to walk away makes her want to prove not everyone will.

Desire for Magic

Faye shows that she has no limits in order to have her own magic

Faye had repeatedly told that she worthless. She plays off her attempts to gain solo magic as selfish.

Faye’s attempts to gain solo magic are an attempt to have her own identity. She may play them as advances to gain power, but in reality they are ways for her to know who she is. She can play as the bad girl, or misbehaving daughter, or insolent circle member, but that magic is the only way that she can stand alone. She does want the power, but she wants the identity and ability to stand alone.

@shehasnoears @sammrps

[fayechambcrlin]

tagged  by: @sammrps​

1ST RULE: tag 9 muns you would like to know better: @ecrthling @trcshqueen @roryglimore @schottswinn @luckyonewrites @goldscars thats it bc i dont know anyone on here anymore

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head  

I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know  

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the United States

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CDs

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[she-wolvess]

#my type of otp: slowly the insults become terms of endearment         [inspo] @sammrps

[sammrps]

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I don’t even know man

[sethkate]

this or that tag meme tagged by @blairedford

SENSUAL: the meadow or the mountains? the desert or the winter wasteland? castle or village? palace underwater or castle in the clouds? ghosts or beasts? sparks or snow? black or red? red or blue? silver or gold? light or dark? day or night? silhouette or shadow? tarot cards or playing cards? fire or water?

SENTIMENTAL: defiance or devotion? memory or prophecy? beauty or mischief? creation or destruction? control or submission? like calls to like or opposites attract? live for love, die for love, or kill for love? chaos or cleverness? mystery or history? friendship or romance? haunt or be haunted? you are mine or i am yours? secrets or confessions? treasured waste or wasted treasure?

ARCHETYPAL: death or the lovers (tarot)? the magician or the wheel of fortune (tarot)? the moon or the hermit (tarot)? the savior or the martyr? the healer or the assassin? the damsel or the dragon? the songbird or the dragon? the siren or the sailor? the dreamer or the dream? the captor or the captive? the rose consumed by the flame or the flame that consumes the rose?

tagging: @zaneholtzwrites, @tayymuses, @sammrps, @kourtwrites, + anyone who wants to do it!

[phoebtcnkin]

tagged by: @nathaliekclley nicknames: half of my family calls me ‘cake’, the other half calls me ‘peanut butter’, and one lone aunt calls me ‘kayla corn’. i can’t even say i’m surprised they’re all food related.  zodiac: virgo sun, aries moon, gemini rising (although there’s some debate about my birth time. oh well.) height: 5′4″ hogwarts house: according to the test on that one website i’m a slytherin last thing i googled: i can’t remember which came first and which came second, but yesterday i p. much simultaneously reverse looked up a missed call on my phone (turns out it was the hospital) and i also typed here kitty kitty by jardine libaire into the address bar of my computer bc i was too lazy to pull up amazon directly and needed to buy it asap. favorite musicians: god. this is... varied. the 1975, the used, blackbear, carrie underwood, NF, chiodos, dustin lynch, lewis capaldi, underoath, hozier, thomas rhett, every time i die, eden, halsey, the menzingers, the plot in you, dan + shay, young the giant, and letlive. plus 2973237 others i’ve probably forgot or neglected to mention bc we ain’t got all day. song stuck in my head: lately it’s been a toss up between ‘just sign the papers’ by aaron west and the roaring twenties (eta: i NEED this for a plot. thnx.), and ‘am i here?’ by fever 333 following: 388 followers: 405 do i get asks: on rare occasions, but i’m notorious for habitually forgetting to ever check it + respond. sorry friends. i stg it’s not personal. i’m just a living, breathing, permanent mess who has the memory of a goldfish and the attention span of a 3 year old. amount of sleep: uhm. i don’t understand the question. lucky number: 3 (i was taken in by my family at 3 weeks old, officially adopted at 3 years, and it took 3 chance encounters for my fiance to finally ask for my name and number) outfit rn: my fave sweats that i bought at the harley dealership i used to work at and my fiance’s pittsburgh penguins tee. guess i went to bed nostalgic for home lol dream job: professional mermaid/napper/wine drinker/netflix binge watcher. beyond that? probably something in interior design/decorating or writing/publishing. i’m an indecisive mess of interests and desires. we know this.  dream trip: ireland and greece and australia and morocco  instruments: i got kicked out of 4th grade flute if that tells you anything. i like to pretend i can play all the drums, guitars, and saxophones laying around my house, though. does that count?  languages: english, whatever my brain sporadically remembers from grade school french + high school spanish, and ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ in japanese + numbers 1-10.  fav song: again, it’s a tie. ‘gum’ by moose blood and ‘gorgeous’ by mansionz + basically anything and everything else my fiance has ever randomly sent me/dedicated to me/or danced with me to at 3am.  random fact: my legit #1 fear in the entire world is worms and i bawled like a baby when michael proposed to holly on the office. aesthetic: a swirling tornado of coffee spills and chaos. but i guess lots of black, ripped jeans, plain tanks, and leather sandals are my go-to uniform if i’m not in the same sweatpants i’ve been wearing for 3 days straight. in terms of my house? i’m a mix of modern/minimalistic and bohemian vibes. i like clean and i like carefree and cozy.

tagging: @macherierps, @hilarydcff, @sammrps, @londonrphs, @anniematron, @rcleplayer, @dropsofautumn, and anyone else who wants to do it bc i’m out of time now lmfao

[aparoxysm]

9 PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER

rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better

tagged by: my forever pal @torreysdevitto

tagging: tagging some old freaks & the new; @liilyjames @holywitchkid @sammrps @tehkatieofrps  @obriendylcn @gracrps  @spookyrps @kimmunicatcr @billskcrsgvrd

favorite color: purples & pinks tbh and a lot of the time together. top 3 favorite ships: no lipstick or chapstick: lipstick. except lip paint actually. i probably wear it every day even when im not going anywhere. last song: grip - seeb & bastille last movie: escape room currently reading: not that kind of girl. i got it when lena dunham wasn’t hated by the nations and tbh i liked it. then i got on the bandwagon and hated it too. then i grew up and decided that no, i like it, and im going to finish reading it but also take my sweet time and sjws can kiss my ass.

[opcelia]

Tag game.

Tagged by @hvlliwells & @electricinndigo

Tagging: @tehkatieofrps @tobeephemeral @dimpsandhoes @requicms @rebeccabreeds @midnight-howlings @prinxerps @narrctives @sammrps 

1: Are you named after someone? Nope. But funny story, my parents had no idea what to call me. They were so adamant that I was going to be a boy, for the first couple of weeks, I was called ‘baby’. Then a friend of my mum said that I should be called, ‘Caitlin’ (which appaz was the best name ever *biggest eye roll EVER*), which overtime was shortened down to ‘Caits’ and then to ‘Cat’. 

2: When was the last time you cried? lol earlier. I basically cry at adverts so you can tell i’m a mess sometimes watching the tv.

3: Do you like your handwriting? I don’t mind it, but everyone says that they can’t always read it bc it’s so small?? 

4: What is your favorite lunch meat? Chorizo !!

5: Do you have kids? Nopee. I’m pretty bad with children, I held a baby the other day and it cried for ten minutes until it was taken from me.

6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Oh god no.

7: Do you use sarcasm? I have really dry, dark, British humour. So of course I do.

8: Do you still have your tonsils? yep. But I had tonsillitis once and i wanted to rip them out myself. 

9: Would you bungee jump? I’d rather not.

10: What is your favorite kind of cereal? I used to eat cheerios when I was younger and now I barely have time to breathe in the morning.

11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? lol no, i slip them off and then regret it the next time i wanna wear them. 

12: Do you think you’re a strong person? yep, I always have been. My mum is worried that I’ll turn into a rock.

13: What is your favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip

14: What is the first thing you notice about people? their banter, if you’ve got shit banter.. jog on.

16: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? my fingers lool, i wanna see if i can get they liposucked 

17: What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? I’m literally only in my underwear so i haven’t got any shoes on. 

20: If you were a crayon, what color would you be? green

21: Favorite smell? waffles lord help me.

22: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my mum.

23: Favorite sport to watch? swimming.

24: Hair color? brown, but i’ve always wanted to dye it some next up groovy colour??

25: Eye color? green.

26: Do you wear contacts? nah, I either wear my glasses or just pretend that i am not 1000% blind.

27: Favorite food to eat? fajitas are my fave omg, or chilli !! but i love meatballs so much.

28: Scary movies or comedy? comedy, but i’ll watch a scary movie if it is good, you know?

29: Last movie you watched? hot fuzz.

30: What color shirt are you wearing? not wearing one.

31: Summer or winter? winter, i’m like the grinch, my heart grows a lil bit once a year.

32: Hugs or kisses? I’m so anti human contact and I freeze whenever someone hugs me?? so probs kisses.

33: What book are you currently reading? i’m re-reading ‘Perfect’ by Rachel Joyce.

34: Who do you miss right now? there is this friend of mine who lives in Germany and he is going through a pretty hard time with his girlfriend who is not wanting him to see his child and tbh, I wanna go over there to knock her into place.

35: What is on your mouse pad? I haven’t got one?

36: What is the last tv program you watched? basically, because i am completely trashy and am avoiding all of my responsibilities, I am currently binge watching TOWIE ( the only way is essex ) 

37: What is the best sound? The sound of a tennis racket hitting a tennis ball.

38: Rolling Stones or The Beatles? The beatles.

39: What is the furthest you have ever traveled? America.

40: Do you have a special talent? I can avoid everything in life, bury myself under my duvet and binge watch everything under the sun.

41: Where were you born? Chelsea.

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shehasnoears replied to your post “my dog threw up when i walked him and now i’m going to be a nervous...”

i hope your dog is okay #sadbark

bahaha thank you sam

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Okay, so it's time to get Sappy again

Dear Sam,

Yes you my dear. Okay so I am truing to find words and I am typing which I probably ahouldn't do unless I have a formulated thought but nope. I can do this.

So it feels like it's been forever since we met. At first I thought you couldn't stand me but then I realized that maybe being quiet towards me and poker facing was just your way. I should have known it was just because you were too busy on your grown woman shit. HAPPY GRADUATION DAY.

That's what this entire post is about. I am so proud of you. It's weird to say that but truly I am. Even if I have no right to be I am like THAT'S MY SAMMEH!!!!! You did it and now you can be a well read homeless person or a very literate couch potato or technically anything you want because you are an adult and can do anything you set your mind to. The possibilities are endless.

I have to end this now before I get sappier but anywho. I love you/ hat chu and once again I am so proud of you I can't say it enough.

-Roxy