#sangfielle

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

[damage-ko]

HAPPY SECRET SAMOL EVERYONE! This is my gift to @lie-lichen, their prompt was "Pickman trapped in a coffee shop AU" and it's genuinely one of the best prompts I've ever gotten.

[seamonsterart]

Happy secsam everyone!! 🎉🎉✨

my gift this year was Pickman hanging out at some more weird Zevunzolia parties for @burins

I am always overjoyed at the excuse to draw more pickman 🥰

[fiovske]

happy secret samol everyone!!

for @esdyre i got to paint Es and Dyre at a masquerade kinda phantom of the opera style with Dyre in a Red Death costume and Es in something of a lavender venetian-inspired masquerade gown. I had so much fun with this! :)

[wereshrew-admirer]

The Figure goes to Phrygian for some rest and relaxation and what do they get? Chine and Duvall and the Baby, (mostly) tragedy free!

[available as a PDF for easy viewing]

EDIT (01/30/24): updated to correct some missing dialogue!

This year's secret samol for @thelostlarrikin! I chose to combine two of his prompts (queerplatonic Figure&Phrygian + "Chine, It, and Duvall being a cute weird family"), and hopefully delivered (I, like Phrygian, don't always know what counts as "cute".. but i think i've got a handle on weird!)

content warnings for: body horror (not treated as horror), reference to past trauma and shitty (read: homo/transphobic) family member(s)

[leonstamatis]

build a bear has a capybara plushie now. look at it.

do you know what this means. do you.

a marn ancura plushie is within our reach.

[rancidmice]

sangfielle art time yayyyyy

i was dying to do fashion plate recreations with the girlz but i had to finish my secret sample first. so yay here we are 🥰 also i’ve decided that sangfielle is in its 1870’s fashion era because first bustle period is my fave

[humanmorph]

(keith voice) it's different!!!

[follypersist]

for secret samol this year, I made a Pickman first-person-shooter game for @queenoftheantz! explore the shape, invoke it, or reject it with violence and a kind of ascension!

[evegoldenwoods]

I didn't think you had any time for gods, Pickman.

I have a soft spot for the Lady of the Broken Wheel. People used to pray to her on the train.

Hoping she'd save them, I suppose. Did it ever work?

No. That's her point. If you want to see the wheel broken, you have to do it yourself.

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Monster Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Garfield the Deals Warlock (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

c'mon

Dyre Ode (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

Taller than tall, with a long cape and a different elegant full-face mask for every occasion. Ancient. Gave away his bones to protect the people of Sangfielle, and is now on a quest to get them all back. Nothing but bones beneath the clothes, for years there wasn't even a skull behind the mask. Charming as hell. Full of grace and full of righteous anger.

[lustrecannon]

weird dog

[formyths]

some sangfielle gods + angels

[cesiousblue]

I have a theory

[wereshrew-admirer]

a late 15daysoffatt day 8: drink girlies

(as in: marn will turn everybody into a drink girlie)

[creakysocks]

I had @scarletstatic for secret samol with the prompt invoking the shape with chantilly scathe and pickman soooo here they are!!!