#satire

[bluesky-out-of-context]

[existennialmemes]

Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

[donald-trump-official]

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

[weirdlookindog]

Eugène Lepoittevin (1806–1870) - “Innocence”

from the series ‘Les Diables de Lithographies’, 1832

source

[madame-helen]

[jecembuary]

you... slapped me 💔💔💔😢😢

[hhtpkiao]

yall think chaosconduit would be a peak crack ship name

or soulchaos SLAPS KNEEJ!!! AHAJA GET IT CUZ LLOYD DIEDJ AHAJDHA!!!im losing it

[lanasgirlfr]

[tmninjagirl]

[doinkdoinkdonk]

via alnashcomedy on instagram

[terraterrafunki]

Y̸̜̤̌̍Ǫ̴̘͜͝Ụ̶̡̜̇̈́̏ ̷͕̍̃Ä̴̤̹́̅̊Ȓ̴̮E̸̠͋̍̑ ̶͚̰̈́N̴̺̊̍Ǫ̴̛ͅT̷̝͕̬͌̕ ̵̘́̒́I̴̠͆͝Ḿ̵͍̯̠̉́M̴̏͜Ȕ̷̗̰̈̓Ñ̷̲̹̿ͅẼ̶̼̲̪͝ TO CONTENT SLOP

When does it stop? How do we MAKE it stop? At some point, a line must be drawn

Yes I grabbed shitty Content farm orens from dozens of thumbnails. I want you all to know that I used so many that Waifu2x and Remove. bg straight up refused to process anything for me by the end

I used this to illustrate just how dire the content farm situation is for Sprunki

[canoftea]

Reo please place a bigger bet on nagi wtf stop crying you’re rich just stop funding bllk

[historynerdj2]

I feel like I just stepped into the Tumblr equivalent of a school reading comprehension test. In this essay I shall…

Going into any fandom maintag:

Random stranger 1: I NEED his cock [most unfuckable character you've ever seen]

Random stranger 2: hehe cringe doodle [art that belongs in the louvre]

Random stranger 3: dark!divorced!fae!brown eyed!mainguy/reader au where y/n is a horse

Random stranger 4: [explicitly mentally ill character] is so evil. I just don't like him sorry.

Pornbot: pussy wet

Random stranger 5: i need them to cuddle through a cold desert night i need him to break down in tears and i want to be h,

Random stranger 6: i hate shipping [main dude] with [female lead] Obviously the m/m ship is better 😑 btw she is so cool she's the braincell <3 we love a smart queen

Random stranger 7: she's soooo girlie!!! My sweet baby daughter!! [picture of the grown dude protagonist]

Pornbot: literacy rate declining . Fuck my nose

Random stranger 8: [explicitly mentally ill character] is a dog in my au btw :D

[madame-helen]

[chiliches4524]

dont you hate it when this happends