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bluesky-out-of-context · 4 months ago
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existennialmemes · 3 months ago
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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars
Grimes:
Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck
Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million
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I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real
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donald-trump-official · 2 years ago
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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted
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weirdlookindog · 2 days ago
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Eugène Lepoittevin (1806–1870) - “Innocence”
from the series ‘Les Diables de Lithographies’, 1832
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madame-helen · 17 hours ago
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jecembuary · 2 days ago
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you... slapped me 💔💔💔😢😢
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hhtpkiao · 3 days ago
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yall think chaosconduit would be a peak crack ship name
or soulchaos SLAPS KNEEJ!!! AHAJA GET IT CUZ LLOYD DIEDJ AHAJDHA!!!im losing it
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lanasgirlfr · 2 days ago
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tmninjagirl · 2 days ago
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doinkdoinkdonk · 2 days ago
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via alnashcomedy on instagram
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terraterrafunki · 1 day ago
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Y̸̜̤̌̍Ǫ̴̘͜͝Ụ̶̡̜̇̈́̏ ̷͕̍̃Ä̴̤̹́̅̊Ȓ̴̮E̸̠͋̍̑ ̶͚̰̈́N̴̺̊̍Ǫ̴̛ͅT̷̝͕̬͌̕ ̵̘́̒́I̴̠͆͝Ḿ̵͍̯̠̉́M̴̏͜Ȕ̷̗̰̈̓Ñ̷̲̹̿ͅẼ̶̼̲̪͝ TO CONTENT SLOP
When does it stop? How do we MAKE it stop? At some point, a line must be drawn
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Yes I grabbed shitty Content farm orens from dozens of thumbnails. I want you all to know that I used so many that Waifu2x and Remove. bg straight up refused to process anything for me by the end
I used this to illustrate just how dire the content farm situation is for Sprunki
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canoftea · 3 days ago
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Reo please place a bigger bet on nagi wtf stop crying you’re rich just stop funding bllk
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historynerdj2 · 17 hours ago
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I feel like I just stepped into the Tumblr equivalent of a school reading comprehension test. In this essay I shall…
Going into any fandom maintag:
Random stranger 1: I NEED his cock [most unfuckable character you've ever seen]
Random stranger 2: hehe cringe doodle [art that belongs in the louvre]
Random stranger 3: dark!divorced!fae!brown eyed!mainguy/reader au where y/n is a horse
Random stranger 4: [explicitly mentally ill character] is so evil. I just don't like him sorry.
Pornbot: pussy wet
Random stranger 5: i need them to cuddle through a cold desert night i need him to break down in tears and i want to be h,
Random stranger 6: i hate shipping [main dude] with [female lead] Obviously the m/m ship is better 😑 btw she is so cool she's the braincell <3 we love a smart queen
Random stranger 7: she's soooo girlie!!! My sweet baby daughter!! [picture of the grown dude protagonist]
Pornbot: literacy rate declining . Fuck my nose
Random stranger 8: [explicitly mentally ill character] is a dog in my au btw :D
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madame-helen · 2 days ago
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chiliches4524 · 2 days ago
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dont you hate it when this happends
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