"Babes and the Shadow of Mordor"
Genre: cheesy '91-style romcom, black comedy
Year: S.A. 1651
Starring: Saubrandriel
Producer: Mordor Studios
Halbrand βs T-shirt logo: stolen from the talented @helenvader π
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Touch the Darkness
- new erotic thriller is out now in your local sexy time!
Enjoy the Vitamin C Day, you citrusphobes!
Genre: Erotic thriller
Year: SA 1660
Starring: Halbrand, Galadriel, Sauron
Production: Mordor Studios
TW: possible Saubrandriel β’ π³
Convinced that "C" stands for "C*ck", she knows exactly where to search for it - deep in #Sauron's realm of Darkness, where there's plenty of C but no vitamin D whatsoever (hence the expression "where the sun doesn't shine" π
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