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❥ 𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦!

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: all dorm members x crush reader

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠: slightly suggestive on leona's part, not proofread

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚: i have homecoming tuesday so i decided to do it with the twst! plus reader's pronouns aren't stated!

After losing another yearly tournament with RSA, the headmage and staff had decided to throw a homecoming dance!

This being your first NRC homecoming, you wondered how great it'll be.

Walking through the hallways to go back to your dorm, you're oblivious to what the twst boys have in store.

𝐑𝐢𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬:

he would probably ask you to be his homecoming date in the rose garden

will give you a single red rose

his face will be as red as the rose

i think this would be his first school dance because he was homeschooled

at homecoming, he would be blushing the whole time and uses his signature spell on anyone (ace) who teases him

he's really good at slow dancing!

while being your date, he also supervises to make sure no one is breaking rules

i feel like he'll work up the courage and kiss your knuckles

"Thank you for being my date to the dance, Prefect. This is both our first dance so I hope this will be a great experience for the both of us."

𝐀𝐜𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐚:

he'd probably ask as soon as he knows about it

wants to do it before deuce

he will blush if you actually are willing then would be smug about it

at homecoming, he'll look really formal

laughs at couples yet acts coupley towards you

there's never a moment where you aren't on the dance floor either dancing crazily to songs or embarrassingly trying to slow dance

teases you a lot during it although deep down, he's shy.

you guy will probably tell the dj to play an inappropriate song LMAO

riddle won't be happy!

"ew, yuck! look at those losers over there, all sucking each other's faces. HA, that's hil-...WHAT- i never even tried to kiss you tonight! pfffttttttt."

𝐃𝐞𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐝𝐞:

he'd be a blushing mess!

he'd accidentally confess his feelings too :0

mans asked his mom for help and will end up getting you a bouquet of flowers

at homecoming, he's so awkward and tense but it's cute

he's also a gentleman and will willingly beat up anyone who tries to steal his date away

he will be so shy while slow dancing too, he just knows that ace is somewhere laughing and filming him

you'll definitely will have to take the lead

pls don't laugh if he steps on your foot, he's trying :(

i think by the time the dance ends, he'll give you a little kiss on the forehead

100% calls his mom and tells her EVERYTHING

𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝:

will 100% film himself asking you and your reaction

i feel like he'll be standing with a huge cringe poster that has a pun line to ask you to homecoming!

he'll help you with your dress/suit and getting ready. you guys are matching

his magicam will be FILLED with videos and pictures of the dance with 98% of them being you.

you'll never be bored at all the whole time and you'll have so much confidence with him!

slow dancing will be comfortable and nice yet he'll probably be a little shy

"WOAH! Look at my amazing date, go prefect! #dancingprefect #nrchomecoming #caycaysdate."

𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐲 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫:

i think he'd be really cringe about it

like he'll say a dad joke and ask you to the homecoming LMAO

during homecoming, he's a gentleman

he'll even pay for yummy snacks and drinks

probably a secret dancer, i think he'll dance pretty good

he'll crack jokes and he'll laugh if you fall while dancing but then help you up

the slow dances good? it'll probably be so romantic then he'll crack a dad joke---

"my dad jokes aren't that bad. these dance jokes really get you in the rhythm..hahaha that was the last one. yes! i promise."

𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐫:

probably wouldn't ask you to be his date until you're at the dance. like he'll be sleeping outside the gymnasium and get jealous at some dudes trying to dance with you or ruggie will make him do it

mans will look so fine like damn

he's great at dancing, esp slow dancing

i wonder if he'll hold you close to his chest while you dance

100% a tease the whole time and will definitely kiss your face or hand

he'll be smug with that mf smirk

will show you off to everyone

ruggie will tease him and you, probably will film to get blackmail

by the end of your night, you guys will sneak off to the botanical garden and cuddle or more :0 <3

"no one'll notice if ya ditch, cmon herbivore. let loose, will ya? it ain't nice to reject a prince. "

𝐑𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐞 𝐁𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐡𝐢:

he'll get you a bouquet of freshly picked dandelions. they don't look REALLY pretty but it's the thought that counts :(<3

he'll play it off cool while asking you but is freaking out

during homecoming, he's probably wearing one of leona's suits or one of his own which probably has a few holes in it but he looks very good

you guys will always be near the food and you'll probably have to be on look out while ruggie steals snacks

i bet ruggie is a really good dancer but when it comes to slow dancing, he isn't all that good

he'll be shy and might step on your feet LMAO but he's cute so it's okay

"Oi, mc! come stand guard while i grab these slices of pizza for us!"

𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐰𝐥:

i feel like he'll ask you and play it off as him not wanting you to be the only one without a date but he just really wants to go with you

he'll be wicked shy asking you and during homecoming but will play it cool, esp in front of the first years

his tail will never stop wagging like he'll be such a happy bby

i think he may be good at slow dancing

he'll growl at anyone who looks at you badly or hungrily too so yay

"hey, wanna go to the homecoming? the others seem to have found dates so i didn't want you to be alone."

𝐀𝐳𝐮𝐥 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨:

he'll be panicking to ask you out. before he can ask you out, floyd will probably say something about him wanting you to be his homecoming date

during homecoming, he'll look very clean and formal yet he'll be panicking. dw, he'll loosen up throughout the night

slow dances will be good, i feel like he'll be MARVELOUS at slow dancing

he will NOT let you waste your money or his on the snacks and drinks there. instead, he'll make you guys go to the mostro lounge and have stuff there

"oh prefect, why spend your money on these things when you can get free luxury at the mostro lounge?"

𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡:

he'll get your favorite snack and ask you out

a huge smile will be his face while he asks and at the homecoming

he'll be such a gentleman the whole time

100% will call you things like darling, love, etc.

he's a good slower dancer and will caress your back and HAUHDBDHDO

i bet he'll give you a little smooch the forehead just to see you get flustered

you guys probably sneaked to the bathroom and ate mushrooms (good or bad ones, you decide)

"fufu, you're quite adorable when you blush, darling."

𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡:

once he heard about the dance, you were already his date. you got no choice cuz mans will cling onto you

he's the life of the party so you'll never be bored the whole time

why do i feel like he'll show up with an animal print suit?

he'll be clinging onto you the whole time

if he has mood swings, just do a goofy dance and give him kisses then he'll be fine

if you attempt to slow dance, it's just floyd picking you up and swaying you.

"shrimpy~! i love this song! let's go back to the dance floor!...nono! food can wait, we gotta dance!"

𝐊𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐦 𝐀𝐥-𝐀𝐬𝐢𝐦:

he'll have jamil help him through a huge party to ask you

you guys will have such a fun time but always remember that jamil is watching

he'll be so excited over the littlest things

sm compliments and he'll probably give you some jewelry to go with your dress/suit

slow dancing is so cute with him. he doesn't really know how to do it but every time you guys mess up, you both will burst out in laughter.

"mc this is amazing! are you having fun? im having fun! yay, what should we do next?"

𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥 𝐕𝐢𝐩𝐞𝐫:

kalim would 100% help him ask you out whenever that'll be him accidentally saying something or forcing you two to go together!

you'd have to remind him that he is supposed to relax and not look after kalim

he'll make sure you drink and eat enough

he's a great dancer so try and keep up with him LMAO

he's great at slow dancing but will blush obv

he'll be smiling too awhh

mans will 100% appreciate that you were able to make him relax for a few hours

"thank you mc for tonight. i don't normally relax like this so i appreciate it. you're a wonderful date."

𝐕𝐢𝐥 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐭:

he'll probably give you a whole thing of roses and shit then ask you out

he's a gentleman yass

now..there's no doubt that vil looks better than you. although he helped you get ready and everything, he still looks better. you just gotta deal with it

you guy will probably be the most popular date that night

he'll make sure you guys dont consume too much sugar

dancing with him is fun and you'll even get some dance tips and critics

slow dancing, he'll 100% take the lead and teach you

rook will be crying at how beautiful you guys are

"perfect! you're a natural already but just remember to keep your head up and be confident, prefect."

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭:

mans will go ALL out for asking. he'll stalk you and gain intel on your favorite stuff, write a love poem, and all that

when he sees you, non stop compliments. i think he'll even go far as to crying

he'll be the perfect gentleman and will always hold + kiss your hand

on the dance floor, he'll always be holding onto you and dancing

slow dancing, he's great! like it's really shocking at how good he is

"oui tricker! oh, you look so marvelous. this beauty is so overwhelming. look at me weep in your presence of beauty."

𝐄𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫:

he'll be so shy while asking you but will act manly

probably will carve a heart out an apple

he'll look all pretty cuz vil dressed him up but once out of vil's side, he'll fix it up to his liking

he'll talk in his country accent with you

he's wild on the dance floor esp with cotton eye joe

slow dancing, he's so nervous and will act goofy about it but when vil glances at him, he'll be so serious about it

"pfftt, this is how y'all snobby rich folk dance? oh no, he's lookin' at us."

𝐈𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝:

you're gonna be the one asking him out with the help of ortho

if you manage to convince him, you're gonna have to help him get ready

at the dance, he'll be so shy and scared but probably after some monster drinks, he'll be fine

you guys will probably sit all the way in the back of the bleachers and play games

if you manage to slow dance, his hair will turn pink as you both sway back and worth

"a-ahahah- d-d..do we have to be with the normies?"

𝐎𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐝 (𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜):

he'll probably find you sitting alone and ask you if he could accompany you

you can teach him how to dance and slow dance

he'll say you're pretty and proceed to try and make you dance with idia HELP

"mc! you look so pretty but you're sitting by yourself! would you like to try dancing? idia put a new code to make me dance good."

𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐚:

he'll ask lilia for help on trying to ask you. on one of your walks, he'll shyly ask you and will be so happy when you do. he'll tell lilia all about it when he gets back

you guys will be the most popular couple and it'll be a little overwhelming but great

he doesn't really know a lot of dances but when it comes to slow dancing, well, he is almost fae king. you'll take the whole dance floor away but also good luck with dancing cuz he's tall!

you'll probably end up leaving and going stargazing

he gives you little smooches on the forehead

"haha, child of man, stop giggling. im trying to give you a blessing!..no, im not just giving you a "smooch" on the forehead."

𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐕𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐞:

lilia will probably go the traditional route and get you some roses and ask you out formally

he's old so he knows a lot of dances but it's funny to watch and teach him modern dances from today

he's very great at slow dancing, he has had practice. will probably compete with malleus and his date for slow dancing

"fufu~ am i rocking it, like the kids say?"

𝐒𝐢𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐫:

he'll ask malleus and lilia how to ask you but will regret it cuz they'll tease him

i hope the loud music will keep him awake!

he's decent at dancing and is pretty great at slow dancing cuz he dances with his animal friends!

he's the number 1 gentleman for the night

he'll only blush when malleus and lilia tease him

"father, stop! mc is my date, we're just friends! no no! ah, please be quiet..ahh"

𝐒𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐤 𝐙𝐢𝐠𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐭:

im not sure how he'll be your date but you'll probably ask him to dance and you guys'll dance battle HELP

he'll see you worthy and will only be with you as long as the young master is in his sight

he'll laugh WICKED LOUD if you fall or step on his foot

if you're a malleus simp then that's good cuz that'll probably be your whole conversation

he wont seem like it but he's actually really happy to have you as a date

"you human! you seem rather decent in the midst of the dance battle, let us be partners at this dance."

[axica-cattleya]

Fem Kalim and Fem Jamil

I’m enjoying creating/changing a bit of their designs

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#299 Are you?

After Ever Overblot by now...(This is ANY Yuu by now...)

Yuu*Drinking water, wheezing and sweating with a tired complexion*Im fine-Im fine...

Ace, Deuce & Grim*Looking worried at you as they try to help you*Yuu-

Yuu: I feel fan-fuckin-tastic!*Arms in the air with out-of-focus gaze, grunts in pain as they raised them up then down*

Dorm Leaders+Jamil(Crowley there too)*Looking more nervous than anyone at you after you defeated them*...

Yuu: Why do you think I'm NOT fine?*Is patting a patch of fire off their shoulder...hair is singed*Im cool!-*Looking back at them with a hoarse voice*

First Years*Trying to sit you down and get you water*!!!

Yuu*Pointing at themselves*I FEEL ALIVE-

[flavorita]

Hi there! Could I request NSFW headcanons for Jamil with a big breasted fem s/o?

Yes big badonkers. I felt like I made this mad short so I put Ace in as extra.

Big Breasted Fem!S/O Headcanons NSFW 🔞

Includes: Jamil, Ace (seperately)

Jamil didn't want to admit it, but he had a soft spot for you and your soft spots, specifically your chest

Sometimes you would even catch Jamil staring at them, but he'd never admit it

"I was staring at your chest? No, I wasn't." 

Pulls his hood up whenever he’s trying to sneak a look after that

Deny, deny, deny is probs his motto until he has you splayed out beneath him and all to himself the night you offer to give him a titjob

Suckles and gropes your breasts until they’re slathered in his spit 

Cums all over them as you can only gasp while Jamil wipes his dick on your chest, rapidly flicking each nipple with his dick making you moan and cry out for how much you want him inside of you

“Look at you. Serving your master so well.” Wanton moans spilled from your lips as you stared into the mirror with Jamil pounding into you from behind. Your hands gripped onto the sheets while your breasts swayed, just the way Jamil liked it.

Shameless

Stares even when you point it out

"Why not? You embarassed? 😏"

Gets into the weirdest accidents, mainly trips and falls, where he ends up facefirst in your breasts

"Aw man, thanks for saving me, M/C. Who knows what would've happened if you weren't here."

"A hero deserves their reward, don't they? Here," you feel Ace grope your breasts and begin to massage them. "Let me help you relax." His palms knead your globes as his fingers deftly unbutton your shirt and he inhales your scent. Your breasts pop out of your shirt and his hands are pulling down your bra just as fast. Before you know it, you're bent over and Ace is breathing on your neck as he refuses to stop pinching your nipples and rutting into your ass.

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MALLEUS DRACONIA, LILIA VANROUGE, SILVER, AND SEBEK ZIGVOLT

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Meaning behind each song:

Heartslabyul "Then she aimed at my chest with love in her eye."- This song overall is catchy, a jumpy song that I'd think would fit Heartslabyul as a whole. Having that whole talk about madness but at the same time just playing it off and like its normal for them. This song sounds mischievous to me, something I see all peeps from this dorm are capable of.

Savanaclaw "We like it dangerous, we like to see you sweat, turn up another notch, you ain't see nothing yet."- This dorm is known for living life on the more rugged and rough side of things, hard work and often times by physical means to get what they want. And just like their dorm leader, they have a few tricks prepared when you least expect it.

Octavinelle "I don't belong among the angels, and baby that's just fine with me."- I like to think Octavinelle students are opportunistic as a whole, see something they like? they'll take advantage of it before anyone does. They can be as nice and as giving as the generous Sea Witch just remember not to go too far into the deep end cuz they sure know how to.

Scarabia "Can we go back, this is the moment. Tonight is the night, we'll fight til it's over."- Honestly one of the best songs at a party sure to get everyone dancing which is why I wanted this song for Scarabia. I see this dorm as both fun and seriousness. Planning and carefully plotting so that they can give it their all and they would still have enough energy in the end. You can't contain them!

Pomefiore "Pop culture was in art now art's in pop culture in me."- I like to think each Pomefiore student has some form of creativity in them and they all would pursue it through hard work to have it in the image that they see fit. A song that I see fit this dorm (one of the reasons being because its freaking Lady Gaga) because everyone here wants to get recognition by showing their own kind of beauty.

Ignihyde "Looking to the ways of the ones before me, looking for the path of the young and lonely."- A dorm that revolves around updating and improving on pre-existing things so that it becomes more stronger and something to better even more so for the next gen of starry-eyed students. Though with their diligent work, it's not shock that this dorm is the most introverted out of all. Mostly focusing and tending to themselves with one another. (Another reason why I chose this song is because its from Wreck it Ralph with the tech and all)

Diasomnia "Tell you you're the greatest but once you turn, they hate us."- I could list a lot of why I chose this song for Diasomnia but generally, it's about the main theme which is...well, enemies. It even says on the wiki, that they have a track record of having students with a lot of magical capabilities. So in a school that trains wizards with said magic, it comes as no surprise that with their greatness comes with people trying to see them as competition *coughs* Savanaclaw *coughs*. But besides that, Diasomnia is a force to be reckoned with and I could see it with this song

[brainlessrot]

Twisted Wonderland characters as “If i jump at them they will most definitely catch me in their arms” Part 3/5

Contents ;; GN!MC (referred as Prefect) mentions of minor injuries, can be seen as platonic or romantic!

Characters ;; Octavinelle and Scarabia Dorm members

☰ Menu

| Part 1, Heartslabyul |

| Part 2, Savanaclaw | 

| Part 3, Octavinelle + Scarabia | <

| Part 4, Pomefiore + Ighnihyde |

| Part 5, Diasomnia |

| Extra part, Staff Members |

Prompt: Ace dares you to jump at the first person to come around the corner to see if they'll catch you.

Azul ;; seven help him, he's still not completely used to his land body, even less legs! He'll be falling flat on the floor

Great, now you're about to murder this guy just because Ace told you to. Look at him! He's just trying to read his (evil little) book! And here you come, ready to jump at him, and even if it makes you end in jail, you can't chicken out of it now.

The moment he hears you running at him as if he was a bucket of chum makes him freak out. He's looking around wildly trying to figure out what is happening, his weird, fleshy legs aren't responding to him. like his tentacles would, and he stays frozen in fear.

When you jump at him, he lets the book fall at his feet, lifting his arms. Was that a weak attempt to hold you or was he only trying to protect his face? After all, glasses are very expensive. Perhaps both, perhaps none.

His body crashes against the floor quite harshly, you must admit, and you even fear that you actually ended his life, but his groaning states that no, even if his usually perfect dorm uniform was quite… ragged and disheveled to be nice, he was still breathing and alive. Good! Now Grim doesn't have to worry about you getting him tuna from jail!

Now, you help him up, asking for forgiveness. He's still quite dizzy, so please help him get to his dorm, and maybe treat him to something nice.

Jade ;; ah… you would be better off falling down a cliff. He will surely grab you, even if he has to drop something… but it will have a price for you.

You looked at Ace, begging him with your eyes to back let you back off of the dare. You did NOT want to die yet. The only response you got was a shitty smirk and a push from Ace.

You noted mentally that you would make his life terrible for making you do this.

You took a strong breath before bolting in his direction, at which he quickly reacted, looking at you with a surprised face, but only for a second, before the corner of his lips lifted slightly, a sardonic smile on his face that showed his sharp and dangerous teeth.

“Oya?” He dropped the stacks of papers and notebooks he was holding, probably for class or for the lounge. It didn't matter either way, as they laid forgotten at his feet while his arms were now occupied with your body, his hands under your legs to support your weight. “What are you doing, Prefect?” His smile sent shivers down your spine, and you tried to get as physically far as possible, but his hold on you didn’t allow much distance.

“Hmm, don’t you think you could have gotten quite… hurt?” You believe he was the danger. As he saw you struggle, he tightened his grasp on you for a second, before actually letting you down. You could feel the way those teeth that showed behind his smile could sink in your flesh and tear it apart, and you did not want to experience it any time soon, so you sank further away from him.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Your body froze as he stared at you, his arm pointing down at the mess you had created. “Don’t think you’re getting away without paying for causing this chaos, it’s your fault, after all.”

Yeah, Ace was mentally preparing what outfit he was going to wear at your funeral.

Floyd ;; depends on his mood, either he grabs you and slings you over his shoulder like a potato sack and runs away, turns around and leaves without acknowledging you or (in the worst possible scenario) slams you against the floor for annoying him, lets hope its the most peaceful option.

Your eyes widen, you don't even know how to react. Sure, he could catch you (and squeeze you in the process) but if he was in a bad mood, you could also end in the hospital easily, and you did not want to put your life on a dice roll. Idia was the RNG god, not you.

But apparently, today you were the Seven’s favourite, since Floyd, the moment he laid eyes on you, smiled and enthusiastically waved his hand high in the air.

“Lil’ Shrimpy!!” He started speed walking at you, and you used that to your opportunity, starting to sprint in his direction.

His smile widened, showing off his sharp teeth. He stopped moving, opting instead to spread his legs to get a better footing and opening his arms, ready to catch you.

You both were smiling as you crashed into each other. He quickly held onto you, spinning you both around for a couple of seconds.

“Shrimpy!!!! That was so fun! Let’s do it again!!” His arms around you are tightening, not enough to crush you or break a rib…yet, but enough so that you could not squirm against his hold. “Ohh, but if I’m late, Azul will punish me by making me do the dishes…” His smile faltered, but it quickly was replaced by one of his toothy grins. “I know! I know! I’ll bring you with me!”

And then, he slung you on his shoulder, putting a hand at the back of your knee for support. You tried hitting his back but he didn’t care, only laughing and even shaking you around as revenge. 

You got very strange looks as you both walked through the corridors towards the mirror chamber.

Kalim ;; HE TRIES, he is capable of lifting you up, but he might get startled and fall with you.

Uh oh, you’re gonna make Jamil’s headache even worse.

Kalim smiles as he sees you. If he was the sun, he looked at you as if you were his sky. He smiled bright enough to blind you, but that didn't stop you coming at full speed at him.

The moment you did not stop, he looked confused, almost scared. Did you turn on him? Absolutely not, he told himself, you were way too nice to sell yourself to one of those noble families that wanted him gone, he trusted you.

Therefore, he was not that startled when you opened your arms and jumped at him, his smile widened even more, which would torment you until your death if you actually made him topple over and hurt even a single ONE of the hairs in his head.

Jamil, even at Scarabia Dorm, could sense that some trouble was happening.

He actually managed to grab you on time! He held you tight to his body, spinning on his heels a couple of times, twirling you both. His laugh crackled through the air, and damn the Seven, it was so contagious. You could not manage to not laugh with him.

He lets you softly on the floor, but still holds onto you, his arms around yours.

He gently swayed you both around, going around some flower pots in the garden.

As he hugged you tight, his foot got caught on a stray root, and as his hold on you was pretty strong, dragged you down with him.

You were worried that you hurt him, but he only laughed, his eyes closed and wrinkling at the edges.

"Woops." Was the only thing he said before you joined in his giggling.

But let's not forget Jamil, who was now running around in search of Kalim.

Jamil ;;  poor jamil, he will most definitely catch you, but may scold you afterwards, please dont stress him out even more, if you say you trusted him to catch you, he’ll be a blushing mess

He had been sent to retrieve the notes Kalim had accidentally left at Crewel's class when he spotted you and Ace. And the way he whispered to you didn’t give him any good feelings.

He tried to spin on his heels and speed-walk away from you two as fast as he could, but as quick as that might have been, it wouldn’t surpass the speed at which you were already running at him.

Even as he tried to zig zag to get you off of his trail, you did not give up, so, the only thing he could do now was accept his fate. He spun around again. For the seven, he only wanted to finish his chores quickly and go back to Scarabia!

“What do you want prefe-EHK.” The moment he was facing you he had you already jumping at him, and the only response he could muster was dropping Kalim’s notes to pass his arms around you so you both wouldn’t fall and get hurt. He was, to say the least, shocked, what were you trying to do? Why would you do that? How could you do that? Why him!? It’s not as if you were sure he would have caught you, you could have fallen to the floor! He could have just ignored you, and continued walking away!

He tried asking you, but as you told him that you did it because you were sure he wouldn't have done that, he hid his face in your shoulder, unable to look you in the eye.

The moment he left you on the floor, he tried to clean the mess you had caused as quickly as possible, and refused you (multiple times) when you offered to help him. When he was done, he left as if he had never been there, well, except for a forgotten piece of paper with messily scribbled words on it.

“Thank you.” It said.

[shibainu2006]

What if reader offers to cook for Leona, Ruggie and Jamil and they're met with stylistic lunches and lavish feasts?

Well fuck. Where's mine!?

Reactions were a bit harder to write this time

Leona Kingscholar

Well goddamn Herbivore, you outdid yourself

He had no idea you could cook until now.

Leona was surprised, to say the least...

He was glad that you out ample amounts of meat on the table

If it's balanced between meats and veggies, those plants went untouched.

You know how he is

Can you truly say you're 20 if you won't even eat a plant? *says that as if I don't refuse to eat peas*

Overall he enjoyed it!

Totally won't ask you to cook again *Cough cough* Yes, he will *cough*

Ruggie Bucchi

You can cook!?

And you didn't say anything sooner!?

Why did you make so much?

All this is for me? Wow!

He's just in awe

Bro could not handle it

I've never seen a man eat so happily in my life.

If it was close to winter break, he definitely saved some to bring back to his family.

He basked in the array of flavors.

You did really well!

Even if you didn't, he still would have eaten it.

He's not a wasteful man.

Jamil Viper

Woah...

This actually looks good.

AND IT TASTES GOOD!?

He was awestruck by your cooking

When you brought him a whole ass feast, he was blown away

He's literally able to point out what you put in the food

His palette is that good

As a chef himself, he'll definitely critique some of it, and tell you how to make it even better than it already is

Jamil wants you to cook with him

You have no choice in the matter

Get in the kitchen and start whippin'

@killersweetie (you're gonna want this)

[omenics]

ive had this idea.. say that mc is extremely good at spell drive like has amazing technique and power (almost on par with malleus) but since they’re in ramshackle, crowley let’s them pick which dorm they want to represent. how would the dorm leaders try and appeal and try to get you on their team? this can be any dorm leaders you want!! ty!

[𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄] 𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 , leona, kalim, jamil, azul.

› ..[name] aka the best student in the school loses 90 years off of their life <3 gn reader. — this is so cool! tysm for the request

LEONA.

yk damn well he’d want you on his team

the second he hears that (honestly probably from grim or crowley or whatever) that ur close to malleus’ level?? bros hatching a plan already

said plan is going up to you and forcing asking you to be on savanaclaw’s team, dw he will ask nicely (spoiler he wont)

bro would probably be too scary to say no to. tbh im speaking from myself but he would just scare you into playing smh like hello leona be nice ;(

honestly hed probably just make ruggie ask and since its someone who isnt leona u’d say yes bc its not leona 😊 so u join either because of intimidation or just someone asking who isnt the dorm leader

KALIM, JAMIL.

tbh i think it wouldve been jamil’s idea

or just the dorm collectively agreeing that they’d have a chance to win

oh [name] is on par with malleus?? guess we have a new teammate 😊 not only for that tho dw theyre probably the only ones that actually like you

anyways it would be mean to say no to kalim hence why he asked. personally. this was all jamil’s plan bc he knows no one can say no to him because why would u hurt his feelings?????? thats just mean [name] 😐

god i sound like im babying him but i am not. in general no i dont wanna make him disappointed okay i would feel too guilty so you would be too

in conclusion youd join bc no one wants the best twst character to be disappointed 😪

AZUL.

i forgot if their dorm competes LMAO

but anyways in this they do and by the minute youre done talking youre playing with octavinelle bc theres no way hes not convincing you

mf is standing behind you with jade and floyd after they overhear ‘powerful’ and ‘choose’

i dont even know how but its probably just the shadiest bet sugarcoated in a way you absolutely cannot refuse. they have the worst blackmail too or smth. oh you ate worms as a kid? everyone’s gonna know if you disagree.

they even tell you ‘nd ur just like ‘how did you find out abt that????’

note i did not eat worms as a child that was my cousin

anyways your best best is joining azul if you cherish your ego and or reputation 😭

[twisted-writing]

To the point of exhaustion

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For Anonymous

Who asked: Dorm leaders (separately) reacting to their gn! s/o fainting in front of them? Like Crowley overworking them and s/o keeps brushing it off saying they're fine when the dorm leaders ask until they faint from exhaustion. I'm in the mood for angst. Have a great day!

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POV: Third Person

Characters: Dorm leaders, gender neutral!reader, Dire Crowley (mentioned)

Pairing: Dorm leaders x gender neutral!reader (separate)

Warnings: angst, mentions of overworking, mentions of fainting, mentions of being deprived of sleep, Dire Crowley slander

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What should have been a relaxing night of playing video games with Idia had turned into him, spending the night with y/n in the infirmary, he had brought them when they had fainted upon arriving at his dorm room in Ingihyde. As y/n slept peacefully, Idia couldn’t help but frown as he observed the dark circles underneath their eyes. They were worse than the ones he would have after a late night gaming session.

It had spoken volumes that as soon as y/n’s head made contact with the pillow, they were out like a light.

Idia was angry. Not at y/n. But at the headmaster. What was going through that head of his that he thought working y/n to the point of exhaustion was okay?! Not to mention that this was most likely the first night in weeks that they would get a full night of sleep. Instead of the headmaster giving them some sort of impossible task that would most likely take up so much of their time.

This wasn’t right.

Idia vowed that something like this would never happen again.

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Malleus’ frown deepened as he observed y/n as they yawned for the fourth time. Normally, they would be listening and asking many questions about the different types of gargoyles, or they would just talk about their day in general.

It was something that they both looked forward to.

To be able to vent and get all of their frustrations out without fear of being judged or to be made to feel like they were complaining.

He watched as y/n took a step forward but then they began to sway, Malleus was grateful for his fast reflexes, he managed to catch them.

"M-Malleus? I-I'm…"

"Exhausted beyond belief. You need to rest."

"But the headmaster…"

Malleus felt his respect for the Headmaster dwindle bit by bit.

"Don't worry about him." Malleus effortlessly picked them up in a bridal style. "Focus on getting the rest you need."

"Thank you."

"Anything for you, y/n."

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Leona had never felt such fear in his life than when he saw his herbivore about to faint during Vargas’ class. He had never moved so fast in his life. Holding them in his arms, Leona refused to let y/n go.

He would take them to the nurse.

And would be having words with the headmaster soon.

It was one thing if they had been given one or two tasks, but to juggle so many things at once up to the point they were being overworked? Leona wouldn’t stand for it.

“Don’t worry, herbivore. You just get all the rest you need.”

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"Vil, I'm sorry. I didn't want you to worry."

"Oh love, I'm not angry at you." Vil assured y/n, his perfect y/n who despite being so exhausted from doing all kinds of tasks for Headmaster Crowley, wanted to accompany him to a photoshoot. "I'm worried for you."

"You need your rest." He gently traced the dark circles underneath their eyes. "You were literally about to collapse if I hadn't caught you." He pulled his hand away and gestured to them to lay down on the couch in his dressing room, after their shoes were off.

"Is this really okay?"

"Of course. You deserve to relax." He followed their gaze to their phone. "And don't even think about answering that if it rings."

"But, the Headmaster-"

"Will be getting a piece of my mind." He promised. "Now." He covered them with a throw blanket that was soft and of the highest quality which had been on the chair in front of his vanity. "Get some sleep and I'll come and check on you in a little bit, okay?"

"Okay."

"Good." Vil briefly kissed them. "Sweet dreams.”

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It was rare for Kalim to skip out on a party that was happening in Scarabia, but this was a good reason. He couldn't enjoy the party. Not without y/n.

It just wouldn't be right.

The party was still going without the both of them, which he had insisted on, while he escorted y/n to his room so they could rest. It was clear that they were dead on their feet and looked as if they hadn't gotten a good night's sleep in weeks.

And they had almost fainted. Twice. Despite reassuring him that they were fine.

They weren't fine though.

He didn't blame y/n. How could he? It wasn't their fault. The blame went to the headmaster.

He didn't have to give y/n so many tasks to do.

They were going to burn out at this rate! Either the headmaster knew or just didn't care.

He would figure out what to do later, but right now he was going to make sure that y/n was taken care of.

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In the VIP room of the Mostro Lounge, Azul briefly looked up from his new contracts and looked over at the couch where y/n, his precious Angel fish was getting some well deserved rest.

Earlier, they had finally confessed that they weren’t as fine as they pretended to be.

How tired they were.

How keeping up with the tasks from the headmaster, keeping an eye out for Grim, cleaning up Ramshackle, and the schoolwork was too much and they were close to burning out.

It was a miracle that they had made it to Octavinelle with how utterly exhausted they were.

His angel fish deserved to be treated as an equal.

And with this updated contract, Azul was making sure that something like this would never happen again.

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For once, as he found himself reassuring y/n, his precious rose that it was fine with him, if they could spend the night with him, since they didn’t want to sleep alone. Riddle found himself not really caring about the rules.

In the soft glow of the lamp on the nightstand next to his bed, Riddle observed y/n.

They looked so peaceful while they slept. It spoke volumes to how tired they were.

They had to deal with so much.

And they pretended to be fine, completing the tasks that the headmaster had given them, no matter how much sleep they lost. And no matter how exhausted they were.

Wasn’t the headmaster supposed to help them?

It seemed like he was pushing the things he didn’t want to do onto them. And that wasn’t right.

Riddle was determined to help his rose, just like how they had helped him.

And if he decided to start by letting them sleep in, taking extra notes for them in class, and covering for them whenever someone asked where they were?

Well, no one else had to know.

[harfanfare]

Unique Kisses: Scarabia!

Heartslabyul || Savanaclaw || Octavinelle || Scarabia || Pomefiore || Ignihyde || Diasomnia || Rollo, Che'nya, Neige

Kalim A. A. (shut-up kisses)

You lost the thread ten minutes ago.

You are on the decorative veranda of the Scarabia. You occupy large pillows with hand-embroidered floral embroidery. In front of you is a tray with refreshing, sour drinks and plates of sliced fruit prepared by Jamil. Kalim scarcely touched them, for his story takes all his attention.

There is a chessboard with pawns on it. You were supposed to play another game with Kalim, but he had made his last move a good ten minutes ago. You want to finish this round. You are winning, but to beat your boyfriend again in this game you need his attention. And return his focus to very, very good placement of your pawns.

It is hard to stop him from talking. Kalim is too excited about today's event for you to easily shift the conversation to your board game.

You love listening to him chatter. He has an emphatic and effusive voice and describes everyday life with a happy, optimistic perspective.

Aside from his stubbornly focused attention on the conversation, the problem is that Kalim keeps changing the subject. His sentences are clusters of basic slogans, quotes, and exclamations, and that's...

Well, you'd like to learn how to read minds just to be more involved in his story.

When you try to get his attention, he apologizes and paraphrases the last part of his speech in no better form. After two sentences, he forgets about your note. The beam on his face makes you only nod at him as he gloats about the next part of his story.

“Kalim…”

“I didn't know what he was going to say then. But then he surprised me. Because, you know, they say that Octavinelle students are very hard to deal with, but that one seemed nice! I met him... when? Oh, I remember! Because the day before, Jamil and I went to get a cake on their new menu! It was wonderful! We can go there tonight so you can try it too. It tasted very much like the shortcake Jamil had prepared... like, two weeks ago, maybe?”

“Kalim.”

“Oh, I'm sorry! Back to the topic. After that meeting, I mean, the next day, when I asked Mr Crewell for help on this project, we went to the library to learn about this effect... what was the name...? De... De... Dea...? I don't remember! Ah! And on the way to the library, we met Rook, who-”

“Kalim.”

“Yes? Just listen to what he told me! He-”

You bite your cheek to keep yourself from sighing. If you want to finish your game, you must get his attention the other way.

You reached him, needing to come closer on two pillows. You touch his shoulder, and he pauses for one second. It takes two more before you press your lips to his. You can almost feel the words die on his tongue as he gasps softly.

He wants to say something. He opens his mouth, but you are the one in control. You silence him again by moving closer to him to occupy him with a kiss.

It only lasts three seconds.

Kalim lost the thread.

You drift away from him. And just before you is a rare sight of a wordless Kalim. A cheery smile slowly spreads across his face.

You tap the chessboard, and for the first time in an hour, you're sure that Kalim's attention is solely on you.

“Let's finish this round first, okay?”

Jamil V. (movie-like kisses)

“It's a truly beautiful sunset…”

The sky is already orange, with shades of red - and finally warm navy blue – that are beginning to appear in the further stripes of clouds. The colourful ombre of the sky pleased not only artists but also passers-by…

“There's no one here but us…”

…Two passers-by. Jamil tried to create such an atmosphere by putting Kalim in the hands of his family. As expected, he immediately suggested that Jamil should take a vacation, because the next party was being held in his large house and created for Al-Asim's closest family.

When Jamil knew he will be free for at least one night, he decided to go somewhere with you. One of the choices was the beach you are currently on, which you have strolled around for almost all day.

Time flies when talking to a loved one.

“The sea is heaving in the wind...” you add, squeezing his hand a little more. You feel Jamil's grip on your fingers tighten in response. You take a deep breath, taking in a lot of sea air in your lungs. "It seems too good to be true. Should we suspect that Floyd is about to jump out of the water or...?”

Jamil shakes his head. His other hand touches your cheek, and the tips of his fingers draw subtle, invisible marks on your skin. "Don't think about it. Focus on me. On us.”

He doesn't need to use hypnosis, and his wish gets granted anyway.

It was hard to think about that when his gaze and the way he covers your mouth are filled with attention and greed.

The purpose of this whole spectacle of emotions, which rage even more as his hand slowly trails down your back, is to make you want to take another step. And to make sure that he is in control and that he doesn't even need to use his magic on you. If you were hypnotized, you wouldn't know what command he uttered, but now you are fully aware of his every move. You don't even have the willpower to prevent it.

So you give in to it, even though you tell yourself that next time you will be the one in control of that kiss. You don't like the wicked smile on Jamil's face as you gas for air.

The Prince Charming's spell breaks as the corners of his mouth twist mischievously, though, in a few minutes, Jamil will still be playing nice guy when you will walk across the beach again... No, he won't be playing—he will put into the moment everything that he can give himself.

“Ach, weren't going to take pictures of the horizon?” Jamil asks and you wonder how he could change his tone of voice to this... normal tone, in seconds. You narrow your eyes at him. "Why are you looking at me like that? Should I help you take it? Your hands seem a little shaky... Ah, or would you rather admit that I've thrown you off balance, hm?”

[ryker-writes]

Small moments with them (Scarabia, Pomefiore, and Ignihyde)

It's parties with Kalim. He's always invited you to every one of his parties, so it wasn't a surprise that he invited you to this one. What was a surprise was that the party was for you. There wasn't anything you could remember that warranted a party. No special date, no big event, no sad feelings that need cheering up. But here he was, celebrating you with all your favorite foods and drinks in front of you. Your other friends were here and the decorations were even in your favorite color. Kalim even brought some gifts. His attention was constantly on you during the party and just enjoying being with you. When you mentioned to him that you couldn't remember any cause for a party he simply laughed and told you that there didn't need to be a reason. He just thinks you deserve to be appreciated and celebrated.

It's cooking with Jamil. There's a lot of food to be made for Kalim so he appreciates any help you give. He'll handle the more difficult parts and the seasonings. You'll most likely be chopping things up or helping stir things. He will warn you every time to be careful not to accidentally hurt yourself. Jamil is great at multitasking as enjoys some conversation while you two cook, but he'll interrupt his own thoughts to give you instructions. As you put the freshly cut vegetables into his pan, he stops to thank you with a smile. After a few minutes he's putting the meal onto some plates for the two of you to enjoy before he gives it to Kalim. As always, it was the best food you've ever tasted.

It's doing skin care routines with Vil. There aren't many people he would do this kind of thing with. He would make sure you use only the best products: his products. While normally he would just tell people how to use each product, for you he helps and does it for you. He'll apply the products to your skin while being as gentle yet thorough as possible. The feeling of it sometimes makes you smile or laugh which always gets returned with his own smile before he tells you to stay still. He let's you do his, but you have to be gentle with his face. Once you're done he'll double check your work to make sure the product is applied all the way, and then he praises you for doing a good job. It's a very soothing process that's both fun and good for your skin!

It's appreciating beauty with Rook. It might not sound like much at first, but it can get quite exciting. Vil may show both of you the new makeup he got and put on, and you two will be cheering. Rook will be the first to call it absolutely beautiful, and you say magnificent. He says dazzling and you say stunning. Gorgeous and exquisite. Angelic and divine. It keeps going with each of you getting louder with your praise. Vil has grown tired of it by now and has already moved on, but you and rook keep going. Rook isn't even facing Vil anymore. Instead he's looking directly at you and proclaiming that Vil's beauty is bewitching. You'll claim that his beauty is so heavenly you thought you had passed and ascended. Eventually Vil leaves and you two are laughing together. Rook says that it's absolutely marvelous to have someone who can be so passionate about beauty with him.

It's going to spelldrive games with Epel. Cheering from the bleachers as he's playing. You just being there is a great support for him. Hearing you cheer for him makes him more determined to win and he tries harder. Leona loves this and says you can come to all the games. The most amazing part is when his team wins the game. At first he doesn't move as he processes the victory. But then he has the biggest smile on his face and he's already turning to find you. Epel dashes towards you and gives you a hug. You're both cheering loudly and jumping. He's even speaking with his accent. His confidence has skyrocketed as you send him back on the field to be congratulated with the rest of his team.

It's playing video games with Idia. Sitting next to him and playing video games is a completely different experience than playing online. It's much better. You two had been playing this game for hours now, making your way through level after level. What time was it? You didn't know, and you didn't care. You two were finally at the boss level. Both of you were now leaning closer to the TV as if to focus more. The boss fight was pretty straight forward with not much communication between you two. And when the health bar was empty, you two watched the cutscene in anticipation. But the boss...revealed a second phase with a full healthbar. The silence was broken as you're both screaming now. At some point you were screaming for him to dodge and revive you at the same time. He somehow manages to do both, and you two kill the boss together. The real ending cutscene plays and you both cheer. Idia even high fives you before talking about how cringey that was. The controllers are finally set down and you can stretch out your limbs. Multiple pops can be heard from your spine after sitting for so long. It may hurt later but it was worth it.

It's exploring somewhere new with Ortho. He loves to go outside and learn new things. So here you two are, exploring some of the woods behind campus. He's lucky to have the advantage of floating while you may trip every once in a while over branches or tree roots. He checks in on you each time to make sure you're okay before continuing on. Eventually you two come across a small stream and stop for a break. He enthusiastically points out the fish and tells you all about them. They're a pretty colorful species of fish and you can't help but watch them for a little bit. Ortho says your name and you turn to the young boy. He points a little further down the stream, and you see a deer drinking the water. You gasp and slowly move towards Ortho, whisper yelling and how amazing this is. While trying not to scare the deer off, you both admire it from afar. The deer finally noticed you two and scurried off into the woods. You gasp and fawn over how amazing that was. Meanwhile Ortho is laughing about how you're so fascinated by wildlife. He never really knew how someone could just appreciate seeing wildlife that much. But Ortho loved to go outside and learn new things about anything, including you.

It's these small moments with them that makes everything in Twisted Wonderland more worth it.

[cravingsfromatwistedone]

Would give you their seat:

Riddle, Trey, Deuce, Jamil, Azul, Jade, Sebek, Silver, Idia, Rook, Epel, Jack

Would part their legs so you'd sit on the empty space between their legs:

Kalim, Ace, Cater, Floyd, Ruggie

Would ask you to sit on their lap instead:

Leona, Vil, Malleus

Would sit on your lap instead:

Lilia, Ortho

Would get hard once you're on his lap:

Leona (I FELT THE URGE TO INCLUDE THIS IN)

[amorisqasayid]

[ ✽ ] ˖ ˚ ◞ ┊ʺ CAMPUS CRUSHING WITH SCARABIA

[ ✽ ] ┊⠀❛ the twst boys as campus crushes has been keeping me up at night. i'll come at you with my hcs of this each day or so for a different dorm. my victims today are SCARABIA

[ ✽ ] ┊⠀❛ gender neutral reader

[ ✽ ] ┊⠀❛ warnings ,, none ! fluff <33

[ ✽ ] ┊⠀❛ me and my scarabia arabic agenda <3 

you can't tell me that. . . 

kalim isn’t that popular guy who throws the best parties ever. everyone knows him, but no one knows him. he’s practically untouchable. in fact, you’ve never even met him, despite going to his parties so often. one day you were hiding in one of the rooms of kalim’s estate during the party. your date left you for someone else, so you just wanted to be left alone, until some guy snuck in there with you. ‘ oh qamar ( moon ) , what’s got you cooped in here instead of out there where the party is ? ‘ and so you explained to the pretty stranger the secrets of your heart. he comforted you, smile made of gold, eyes made of rubies—it was nice to have him listen to you. he made you laugh. eventually, someone came looking for him and called him by his name. kalim. “ ah , sorry about that qamar. i’m needed outside now , but here’s my number if you want to chat sometime ! ”

you can't tell me that. . . 

jamil isn’t that gorgeous guy you happen to run into every once in a while. you guys share a few classes together, but you’re both way to busy to stop and chat. however, your heart flutters every single time you bump into him. he always leans down to help you grab your things, chiding you softly about being careful, before rushing off to where ever he’s needed. those moments were far too short. he finally sat next to you during a lecture in your arabic literature class, and he helped you translate the poetry. “ ya amraten enqalub al tareekh. eni madhbuhu fiki. min al shiryan , ila al shiryan. this part means ‘ you flip the maps of time and i’m slaughter by it , vain to vain. ‘ ” he’d pause to make eye contact with you, eyes brimming with enigmatic emotions, “ pay attention to the context , because it’ll make even more sense once you do. “ 

tags ,,, @ghost-hyacinth @yakoko @pandoa @idiaia​ @sleepybunboo @kaechannn @mlk082​

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[cvlutos]

TWISTED WONDERLAND: ANDROID AU

WARNINGS: Characters 18+ | Slightly of Explicit | Inspired By: @yandere-daydreams | Etc | Proceed with Caution, Dearest |

NRC and RSA, two rivaling multibillionaire technological android companies. A small but lucrative market of highly advanced and human like androids that are worth thousands. You just so happened to get your hands on some of the latest and most advanced android.

Android Types:

Standard Android:

The average android with not preset determined abilities. Though they can be programmed and instructed basic tasks, such as cleaning, child-care, conversational, etc. They're the oldest models created, and often not sold. It's better to buy an Android that's best suited to your needs.

Maid/Butler Android:

Cleaning Type Androids. Theses specialize in cleaning your home spotless and functioning, such as dishes, laundry, sweeping, mopping, garden-care, and many more functions as such. As well as taking direct care of your needs, such as preparing baths, helping you get dressed, and running household type errands. Most androids of these type are paired with servant androids and don't get along with entertainment type droids.

Servants Android:

Similar to the Maid/Butler Type Androids, these droids have more variety in their tasks, such as cleaning, cooking, baking, gardening, they can also leave the house and run errands for their owner. Which jobs you want your droid to do, it's completely easy to switch off the other tasks, and have them focus on one. They dont get along with messy and outgoing droids.

Caretaker/Pet-Care Android:

Best for families with children or pets, even older people. Helping with taking to and from school, homework, any extracurricular activities, or anything that you child or children needs help with. If they're a pet droid, they'll help with pet walking, feeding, grooming, and training your pet. All need and care done by your android.

Entertainment Android:

Androids such as these are rarely sold to civilians but to music, film, and entertainment companies. Many have a amazing career and are one of the most expensive models to own. They get along best with trophy types.

Social Android:

A friend and companion. Best for those who are extremely lonely and are the cheapest and most commonly sold androids. Most android owners have at least one, they help keep balance, especially with a owner of many different androids.

Educational Android:

Most seen in schools, hospitals, and libraries. They're the best with teaching young and old and are very patient. Though rarely bought by civilians.

Security Android:

Simply give this android a thing to protect and it will. Whether it's your home, a vault, your garden, and yourself. The android takes its job very seriously, and often hot-headed, so most are used by high-profiled people.

Trophy Android:

The rarest androids and only have one or two models ever created ever. They are expensive and to get your hands on one is a miracle. They're a showstopper, that make you and your droid the center of attention always.

Sex Android:

Every android depending on its model has this ability, so it's dependent of its owner to use this setting. Which allows your droid to participate and initiate sex, as well learn all kinks and everything it's owner likes. It's can be either dominant or submissive or switch between the two.

Heartslabyul Collection:

—Android: Riddle Rosehearts

Type: Servant [Specialty: Cleaning] & Educational

Description: Model.HXRR, a android that specializes in servant and educational tasks and often geared towards rich families for his almost Royal Red Aesthetic. Though this model never deviates from rules nor order, as long as the rules of his owner are being followed he is a quiet and kind android, unless you break or upset his owner.

—Android: Trey Clover

Type: Servant [Specialty: Baking], Social, & Caretaker

Description: Model.HXTC, a androids that is often shown for its amazing baking skills and amazing caretaker skills with children. Often seen as an android for small household who only want one android and one multi-functional. A rather quiet and smart, that do it's best to avoid conflict and always appease their owner.

—Android: Cater Diamond

Type: Social & Servant [Specialty: Cooking & Gardening]

Description: Model.HXCD, one of the most social androids from Heartslabyul Collection and is great for large families with a lot of energy and is great outdoors. Extremely social and will treat their owner the absolute best.

—Android: Ace Trappola

Type: Standard & Social

Description: Model.HXAT, most who want this super social android is due to his personality. Many that buy him are those who want teenage rebellious son without having to go through the whole process. These Androids are often seen as 'big brothers' to young children in school.

—Android: Deuce Spade

Type: Security [discontinued], Social, & Servant

Description: Model.HXDS, was a highly desired security android until and unfortunate accident, Model.HXDS Security Type was discontinued. NRC attempted to rebrand Deuce as a social and servant type, it due to his appearance and old models many don't own androids such as him.

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SavannaClaw Collection:

—Android: Leona Kingscholar

Type: Security & Trophy

Description: Model.SXLK, a security android, based off a lion, that became owned by a Royal family and was discontinued because the family asked. Only 3 models of Model.SXLK exist.

—Android: Ruggie Bucchi

Type: Caretaker & Servant

Description: Model.SXRB, based off a hyena, a multi-functional and great for large groups of kids. Quite popular in small communities and are great if you wanna get to know your neighbors. This model is slightly overworking and can be quite busy bodies for their owner. Though if made to be a sexdoll, Model.SXRB is quite shy and scared of women, which can be worked through possibly.

—Android: Jack Howl

Type: Security

Description: Model.SXJH, a security model based off a wolf. The most commonly got security system and popular to various establishments. Cheap and quite dependable and extremely loyal.

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Octavinelle Collection:

—Android: Azul Ashengrotto

Type: Educational, Servant [Specialty: Cooking], & Entertainment

Description: Model.OXAA, based off a octopus, an extremely talented android, found in colleges, rich households, and high class restaurants with his amazing piano skills and seen as super charismatic. A fan favorite.

—Android: Jade Leech

Type: Security & Servant

Description: Model.OXJL, based off a moray eel. An extremely intimidating model that comes with his twin brother, Model.OXFL. Some say if your don't buy both the androids together then they'll malfunction over a few days. Model.OXJL is extremely reliable yet is rarely bought due to its deadly nature.

—Android: Floyd Leech

Type: Security & Servant

Description: Model.OXFL, based off moray eel. This model is rarely sold due to its violent and unpredictable nature that seems to come preprogrammed and many don't trust the Model, nor his twin in general. Little information is known about the android.

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Scarabia Collection:

—Android: Kalim Al-Asim

Type: Social & Trophy

Description: Model.SXKA, an extremely social android made and specially built for the Asim family and with only 2 models ever created. The Asim family owns the most androids in the world and hold some of the most fabulous parties.

—Android: Jamil Viper

Type: Butler, Security, & Servant [Specialty: ALL]

Description: Model.SXJV, but specially to be partnered with Model.SXKA. But his design was so loved that he was massed made and sold worldwide. Model.SXJV is a extremely reliable android that is great for not only security but household needs.

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Pomefiore Collection:

—Android: Vil Schoenheit

Type: Trophy & Entertainment

Description: Model.PXVS, was made special for the film industry for a simple test run but Model.PXVS did so well, the film company bought and patented Model.PXVS design. Model.PXVS is well known and extremely talented and better than the average entertainment android.

—Android: Rook Hunt

Type: Security

Description: Model.PXRH, a unique security android that many view as creepy. It's unusually social yet it also extrem frightening. He's classified as security, but does various things that his owner asked. Even tasked that are unrelated to security.

—Android: Epel Felmier

Type: Servant [Specialty: Gardening]

Description: Model.PXEF, one of the cutest androids and one of the best sellers amongst men, but then is often returned due to it's hotheadedness. Which is said to be purposely created to humble creepy perverted man.

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Ignihyde Collection:

—Android: Idia Shroud

Type: Educational & Trophy

Description: Model.IXIS, an odd android that for the longest time didn't have a physical body, but was an ai on your phone or computer, before eventually becoming an Android. He's sold on larger scale, but is extremely expensive. Only 5 have ever been sold.

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Diasomnia Collection:

—Android: Malleus Draconia

Type: Trophy

Description: Model.DXMD, based off a dragon and a special commission from a powerful woman, there is said to only be two, with the other one being a complete back up in case android #1 gets destroyed. The model is hardly ever seen or photographed.

—Android: Lilia Vanrouge

Type: Security, Social, & Caretaker

Description: Model.DXLV, based off a bat. One of the 1st Androids to be built and was once a fan favorite but know are rarely sold. Model.DXLV is extremely dependable, sometimes forgetful, but a great addition for those who like a playful personality.

—Android: Silver [Discontinued]

Type: Security & Standard

Description: Model.DXS, a greatly anticipated model due to his uniqueness out of the Diasomnia Collection. He was once very popular til its original creator passed and everyone forgot about the outdated model.

—Android: Sebek Zigvolt

Type: Security & Servant

Description: Model.DXSZ, based off a crocodile, he is the most loyal models. With a very loud and outgoing, this model is great for those who love extremely devotional androids. Though was built in honor of Model.DXMD, so he comes built with Model.DXMD appreciation.

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[blueberry-pride]

SCARABIA PLAYLIST SCREEN

Playlist screens are back and are here to celebrate over 800+ followers in the past year! Go to my page to see the specials. The Follower Event will be from March 1-25, 2023. Come celebrate with me!

Kalim Al Asim

"Shining through the city with a little funk and soul." - Another upbeat song to express a lively character of NRC. He's one of the very few of NRC with purest of intentions for almost everyone. Just wants to get along with people, have fun, discover new things and repeat. The spark of Scarabia that almost never dies out.

Jamil Viper

"Are you ready for, a perfect storm. Cause once you're mine, there's no going back." - Jamil perfectly describes Scarabia at its core, deliberation and planning. He mingles well with others, knows the right connections and organizes situations all accordingly. He's not one to mess with because his plans *side-eyes chapter 4* are almost perfect and he'll come at you when you least expect it but by then, it could be already too late~