#scp 006 j

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SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

Item #: SCP-006-J

Object Class: KETER OH GOD KILL IT

Description: SCP-006-J is a collection of insectoid creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we're sure as hell not going near these things. I think I saw a stinger on one. Discovery: I'm just walking through the hallway to my room, when I look in the corner and I see SCP-006-J-█. And this thing has these gigantic fucking eyes. Just staring at me like "I'm gonna fucking eat you." And I just get the fuck out of there. Addendum 006-J: Guys, it isn't even that big, okay? Look, I'm going up to it and it hasn't attacked me yet. - Dr. ████████ Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-██

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[scp-torment]

Tale: Portraits of Your Father

Draven’s father was something breakable.

SCP-006-J: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

SCP-006-J is a collection of insectoid creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we're sure as hell not going near these things. I think I saw a stinger on one.

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[eparchclass]

006Jskipic | Whatisskipic // Gender related to SCP-006-J, aka "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING"

[ariesgamesandminis]

Restocks from Iron Wind Metals!

10-034 Sword and Dragon Mech Pack II 10-036 Word of Blake Omni Mech Pack I 20-216 Scorpion SCP-12C 20-255 Heimdall Monitor Tank 20-270 Kabuto KBO-7A 20-299 Schiltron Mobile Fire-Support Platform Prime 20-305 Scorpion Light Tank (2) 20-329 Sasquatch SQS-TH-002 20-341 Brutus Assault Tank (Standard) 20-380 Rhino Tank 20-387 Mining Mech / MOD 20-401 JES Tactical Missile Carrier (2) 20-462 Sunder SD1-O Prime 20-463 Striker Light Tank (2) (3058) 20-464 Ryoken II 20-5013 Eisenfaust EFT-7X 20-5034 Thunderbolt IIC 20-5056 Chalchiuhtotolin Support Tank [2] 20-5065 Kraken XR 20-5125 Thunder Fox TFT-A9 20-5177 Emperor EMP-1A 20-5182 Catapult CPLT-C1 / K2 20-5184 Griffin GRF-1N 20-5192 War Crow Prime 20-5200 Carrion Crow Prime 20-633 Naga Prime 20-697 Chameleon CLN-7V 20-701 Sparrowhawk Fighter SPR-H5 20-745 Skulker Wheeled Scout Vehicle (2) 20-746 Alacorn MK VI Heavy Tank (2) 20-751 Long Tom Artillery LT-MOB-25 20-753 Schrek PPC Carrier (2) 20-785 Demolisher II Tank 20-800 Hex Bases (4) 20-808 Pegasus Scout Hover (2) 20-819 Maxim Hover Transport (2) 20-826 Pike Support Tank (2) 20-829 Hetzer Wheeled Assault Vehicle (2) 20-919 Stooping Hawk Prime 20-9122 Battleforce Hex Base 99-201 Large Flat Top Hex Base #1 99-203 Extra Large Flat Top Hex Base BT-004 Afreet Battle Armor BT-005 Grenadier Battle Armor BT-006 Phalanx Battle Armor BT-008 Void Battle Armor BT-065 Minigun Cycle BT-067 Golem Battle Armor BT-068 Trinity (Asterion) Battle Armor BT-126 Monolith Jumpship BT-128 Tornado Battle Armor BT-130 Hauberk Battle Armor BT-131 Beagle Hover Vehicle (2750) BT-133 Corona Battle Armor BT-172 Prowler Tank BT-188 Nighthawk Battle Armor BT-197 Aerie Battle Armor BT-198 Tengu Battle Armor BT-199 Asura Md. Battle Armor BT-213 Grigori Dominus BT-216 Archangel Dominus BT-222 Tau Wraith BT-227 Thunderbird Battle Armor BT-228 Angerona Battle Armor BT-231 Ironhold Battle Armor BT-237 Recon Infantry BT-260 Sprint Scout VTOL BT-280 Charger CHR-1A1 BT-285 Sprite Ultra Protomech BT-292 Shiro SH-2P BT-321 Hover APC BT-369 Elemental Battle Armor (3) BT-370 Kurita Infantry (3) BT-372 Savannah Master Hovercraft BT-380 Hydra Protomech BT-381 Basic Inner Sphere Battle Armor (3) BT-382 Kanazuchi Battle Armor BT-385 Grey Death Legion Battle Armor (3) BT-386 Undine Battle Armor (3) BT-388 Salamander Battle Armor (3) BT-393 Kage Battle Armor Squad (4) BT-436 Buraq (Standard) Battle Armor BT-444 Flatbed Truck (2) - Cargo & Wpn options BT-467 Hierofalcon B BT-472 Wolverine WVR-7M / 7M2 / 7K FT-023 Dagger Mech Scale Fighter FT-029 Sai Mech Scale Fighter OP-027 Gladiator A Left Arm OP-028 Gladiator A Right Arm OP-098 Missile Launcher Front Panel (3) OP-101 Hyper-Assault Gauss Rifles 20-233C Warhammer IIC Missile Sprue I 20-233D Warhammer IIC Missile Sprue II 20-5183E Locust LCT-1E Arm and CT Blank Sprue 20-5189C Catapult CPLT-C3 / C5 Arm Sprue 20-693ARM No-Dachi NKA-1K Arm Sprue 20-741AMO J-27 Thumper Tow Vehicle Ammo

battletech #alphastrike #ironwindmetals #battletechalphastrike #miniatures #catalystgamelabs #battlemech #battletechminiatures #battletechpaintingandcustoms #mecha #tabletop #tabletopgames #tabletopgaming #wargaming #wargames #hobby #scifi #sciencefiction #miniaturepainting #mech #hovertank #6mmminis #6mmscifi #feldherr #dougram #gundam #robotech #armypainter #thearmypainter #chessex

[glutenfreeworm]

Anyone knows SCP foundation? No?

[holygamerdragongamer]

Things that dr bright isn't allowed in lobotomy corporation

Dr bright is not allowed to make a only fans for the female looking abnormalities

Dr bright is not allowed to use the singing machine to make you're new mixtape

Dr bright is not allowed to use scp 006 on the old lady so he we can see if she can deaged, abnormalities cant age so you're just waisting time

Dr bright is not allowed have scp 999 and melting love meet

Dr bright is not allowed to bring to laetitia to an agent's surprised birthday party

Dr bright is not allowed to play the entire doom soundtrack during gebura's core surpression, (you just made it worst)

Dr bright is not allowed use the medallion to on nothing there or any of the abnormalities

Like in the scp foundation dr bright is not allowed to make a scp x abnormality speed dating event

Dr bright is not allowed to show the queen of hatred magical girl madoka

Dr bright is not allowed to make a day care for the childlike abnormalities

Dr bright is not allowed to play baby shark whenever dreaming current breaches

Dr bright is not to challenge little red ridding hood or der freichutz a duel to "see who has the fastest gun in the west"

Dr bright is not allowed to read or show nosferatu twilight

Dr bright is not allowed to give dreaming current scp 420-j

Dr bright is not allowed to bring scp 049 to wall gazer containment unit so they can "cancel eachother out"

Dr bright is not allowed use the joke hokma balls it wasn't funny first time and it's still isn't funny the third time

Dr bright is not allowed is not play still dre on della luna's piano

Dr bright is not allowed to bring the big and will be bad wolf to a furry convention

Dr bright is also not allowed to bring little red riding hooded mercinary to a furry convention

Dr bright is not allowed to sing the wonderful wizard of oz at road home, or any of the wizard of oz abnormalities

Dr bright is to show piscine mermaid the little mermaid

No norseferatu is not you're "hot vampire twink boyfriend"

Dr bright is not allowed to make fanfiction of the abnormalities dating the employees or the scps

Dr bright is not allowed to make arena so he can pit the abnormalities against the scps in a " ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny "

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

Other great things from SCP cannon is: "SCP-1981 “RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING”, "Any request with "a metric fuck ton" is to be denyed.", "SCP-230, also known as The Gayest Man Alive,", "SCP-006-j WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING,", "SCP-079 is Not allowed to send Nigerian-esque spam email to the Church of the Broken God.", "If anyone claims to remember SCP speed dating, no, you do not. Go to the nearest facility and take a Class A amnesiac."

i am scared for your mental health

[ask-the-admin-more-to-come]

It's just a bug, get a cup and some paper

Kah: scp-006-j though it isn’t described basically enhances the fear of bugs within individuals who may already dislike or have fears in bugs to an extreme amount. And considering it’s gone….. I think it’s loose on site.

[Kah said while comforting anki who was sobbing after the bug encounter]

[Meanwhile with the video feed of Nikola. A large shoe size bug was seen crawling on him. Causing him to itch violently]

[finiffy]

What does Gerald think of Scp-409-J and Scp-006-J? Did he laugh or scream?

Both

[cringefailmoment]

fave scp

in no particular order:

SCP-4000: “Taboo”

SCP 4999: “Someone to Watch Over Us”

SCP-2295: “The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork”

SCP-2932: “Titania’s Prison”

SCP 2783: “Extra-dimensional Graveyard”

SCP-73: “Cain”

SCP-3999: “ I Am At The Center of Everything That Happens To Me “

SCP-3001: “The Red Reality”

SCP-001, Djoric-Dmatix’s Proposal

SCP-1915: “Status Quo”

SCP-4231: “The Montauk House”

SCP-2935: “O, Death”

SCP-1295: “Meg’s Diner”

SCP-2952: “C.O.R.G.I.”

SCP-5031: “Yet Another Murder Monster”

SCP-348: “A Gift of from Dad”

SCP-3127: “Nineteen Year Old Jessica Lambert And A Female Pig Of Abnormal Size, Forever”

SCP-5309: “is to not exist”

SCP-1384: “Taker of Turns”

SCP-006-J: “fucking bugs”

SCP-176: “Observable Time Loop”

SCP-451: “Mister Lonely”

SCP-835: “Expunged Data Released”

SCP-1958: “Space Van”

SCP-8900-EX: “Sky Blue Sky”

SCP-2516: “A Man from Taured”

SCP-5935: “Blood and the Breaking of My Heart”

SCP-5500: “Death of the Authors”

SCP-4170: “The Dark”

SCP-3309: “What Happens When You Fade, Fade Away” SCP-4051: “Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter”

fave scp tales:

Oh-Fucking-Seventy-Six

The Stars Do Not Wait for You

Quiet Days

Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki

Unfinished Business

Habil and Qabil

Personal Log of Agent AA

Excerpts From "How To Survive When Reality Doesn't", by Alto Clef

Portaits of Your Father

Until Death

Thrice

Doctor Robinson’s Statement

A Calculated Risk

[lolfoundationsuggestions-archive]

[Iceberg stumbles into the room. He’s somewhere between giddy and ready to scream his lungs out.]

How’s your Thursday evening been? Mine hasn’t been so great! Clef decided to decommission an SCP he didn’t like, effectively turning Site-19 into “Site’s a goddamn murder scene”. It’s a goddamn bloodbath in there. And the best part? The SCP is 006-j!! He started a riot over some scary bugs!!

BUT WAIT, WAIT!! It gets better!! In the chaos, SCP-447 was taken out of containment and accidentally spilled, which Kondraki then STEPPED IN AND TRACKED ALL OVER THE SITE!! So now Gears and I are frantically checking every functioning security camera while also wondering if we’re gonna die tonight! Haha, ah... I’d say “I’ll see you guys in hell”, but we’re already here.

-[Iceberg❄️]

[scp-torment]

Tale: Stupendous Containment Procedures

SCP-006-J: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[legendsgates]

Underrated SCP List

I’ve decided to create an updated list of my favorite relatively-unknown skips, as well as other articles I think more people should know about. I’m leaving out the more popular ones like 682 or 049, since it’s easy to find and get info about those. These are SCPs that, tragically, tend to get overlooked.

Normal SCPs

SCP-001 (Dr Mann’s Proposal) The real juicy stuff here isn’t in the file itself, it’s in the attached O5-clearance document. And good lord, the implications give me chills.

SCP-001 (S Andrew Swann’s Proposal) It’s us.

SCP-370 (A Key) Don’t look. Don’t look. DON’T LOOK.

SCP-408 (Illusory Butterflies) The booooterflies! Kondraki’s best friends :3

SCP-413 (Endless Garage) SCPs can play pranks too.

SCP-447 (Ball of Green Slime) Could also be named ‘Too Bad We Can’t Market This’. I would recommend reading the experiment log.

SCP-504 (Critical Tomatoes) You know the trope where bad actors and comedians get tomatoes thrown at them? Well...

SCP-507 (Reluctant Dimension Hopper) Poor 507! He hasn’t been the same since he came back from 99P-UT1-24J. Or 952-7YD-ABBA, for that matter. Read the log!

SCP-597 (The Mother of Them All) This one is either incredibly unsettling, weirdly soothing to think about, or a godawful mixture of both.

SCP-632 (Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts) Arachnophobe’s Worst Nightmare. Don’t read if you’re scared of spiders.

SCP-743 (A Chocolate Fountain) …At least they get a good meal first?

SCP-939 (With Many Voices) Thorough and creepy. Especially 939-101! I can’t tell whether I should be scared or pitying. Do not read if people getting eaten freaks you out, and don’t read the ‘scp-939 reproduction’ page if decapitation (or internal parasites, possibly) is a squick.

SCP-1155 (Predatory Street Art) I would like to see who would win between this and 173.

SCP-1171 (Humans Go Home) To borrow the words of tumblr user @arctic-chameleonus​... my thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished.

SCP-1459 (The Puppy Machine) Once you get past the inherent horror of the scenario, the test log is actually pretty damn funny. Or maybe I’m just nuts.

SCP-1545 (Larry the Loving Llama) Guys, stop calling him by all those different names - his name’s Larry.

SCP-1730 (What Happened to Site-13?) This one is a long, horrifying read - and it’s absolutely breathtaking. If you have time to kill and a taste for human corruption at its worst, come take a look!

SCP-2316 (Field Trip) You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

SCP-2357 (The Perfect SCP) The resignation letter of a Foundation employee... who specialized in memes and infohazards. If you’re not familiar with the Foundation-standard usage of those words, this is an easy and fun article to get a taste.

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SCP-2662 (cthulhu f'UCK OFF!) I feel so bad for them, they just want to be left a l o n e

SCP-2703 (For a Good Time Call) She’s so friendly and helpful, stop screaming when she appears! You were the one who called her and she just wants to help you have a good time!

SCP-3008 (A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA) It’s an IKEA - a totally normal, nonanomalous one. Not sure why it’s on the site.

SCP-3636 (World's Greatest Jukebox) Please screen the title and lyrics very closely before you try to play anything. And don’t even touch anything on the blacklist.

Joke SCPs

SCP-006-J / SCP-006-CU-EX (WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING / Cuddly Cwawies) BUGS! Read that in whatever inflection you desire.

SCP-048-J (Negative Probability Phrase) I swear, if you jinx us-

SCP-076-J (IN OWN WORDS) Totally not Able, fellow meat-slaves!

SCP-666-J (Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills) OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH GO

SCP-900-J (Modern Major Keter-Class) i’m sorry I can’t do this one justice

SCP-1543-J (The Sun Launcher) When in doubt, toss it into the sun.

Group-of-Interest Format

The Serpent’s Hand

A Love Letter to a Lady Mantis - and its sequel, A Wedding Gift for a Lady Mantis! An adorable romance. Don’t read if you’re scared of bugs.

Hello, I am an Eldritch Horror - You'll want to familiarize yourself with SCP-426 (I am a Toaster) first, but this adds a whole new depth to the SCP’s lore.

KoI Format - God is a fish.

Shark-Punching Center

SPC-001, Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. (It's Lonely At The Top, says the article third from the top.) Once something becomes too easy it’s not even worth doing anymore, right?

SPC-172-J (”Sword Sharks?!”, Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight) Y’all need to update your shark-identification guide, stat. And maybe don’t punch it right where the horn is. However, I must say I like your style of protocol naming.

Story

A Lesson in Power - Broken Masquerade canon. A gun is only so intimidating when you work with SCPs.

Ethical? - Broken Masquerade canon. There’s going to be a change in the Foundation’s hierarchy, now that they’re forced into the light.

Ethics Committee Orientation - Isn’t the Ethics Committee, like, a myth?

Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies - How do you choose who lives and who dies? To quote Agent Strauss, “We’re a bit beyond trolley problems here.”

Termination_Order - How to execute someone who can turn you into spaghetti with a thought. This one gets dark - warning for rape mentions.

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." - Fucking Clef. That asshole.

Exceptional Cases Which Do Not Quite Fit Into Any Of The Aforementioned Categories

Abundance - this story is actually on the Wanderer’s Library site and doesn’t mention the foundation, but the slowly-growing unease turning to gradual horrified and/or disgusted understanding would make some scp articles proud.

The Ship In A Bottle Hub - Please. Please read it. At least the intro - it will show exactly what to expect.

[Edit: most recent addition to this post can be found here]

[insomniac-gamzee]

What are your favourite creepy SCPs? What about the joke/funny ones?

i mean, scp **|****|** is kinda cool, and 2071 is odd in many ways, so i really like them, but 006-j is where its at lmao

[sunnyleech]

SCP-006-J has too be my favorite scp ooooh my god