#scp 076 j

[natcatnhanh]

brothers

[entomo-maniac]

This is what happened in the experiment with scp-5555-j, right?

(I was like 15-16 when I thougt of this meme, and it lived in my brain until now)

[scpaftermathau]

Character Headcanons chosen by the generator that might as well be canon

[creepypasta115]

This took weeks to finish

[arson-jellyfish69]

So I discovered 'magic poser', a 3d model app that helps artists make a reference

I'm having fun with it

Making him throw it back

Gay

[montauk-koolaid]

I think the interaction between the Swords of Daevon and the Scarlet King's children/leviathans could be weirdly interesting.

We know of the first (scp 076), fourth(scp 777-j), and seventh(2200) so they match up with the most commonly known children.

Man if I could make nicer sketches right now I would for that.

Scp 999 and Scp 2200 bickering about "why dont we just kill people" could be really funny.

[ijumpbridges]

Cafeteria incident 🐝

Ft. Scp 035, Scp 049, Scp 073, Scp 076, Scp 682, (Dr Bright Removed), Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki.

Plot: Reader causes an incident in the cafeteria. The reader brings a backpack at the cafeteria, everyone notice this, a strange thing that happens is your backpack seem to be vibrating. It was really suspicious to the point your boss came and demanded you to open your bag. Even if you protested you open it anyway, and that's when everyone around knew this was a huge mistake, a bunch of bees came out of your backpack you look at your boss with a dead stared while everyone scream and run out.

035:

He is afraid of bees

It took her time to realized what just happened you bringing a bag full of bees

He yeets his ass out probably screaming causing a contaiment breach

He is a drama queen so you can imagine what he will say when see you

He will lecture you in the most dramatic way

From the inside he is glad that you are okey but angry for the fuckery you had done

He will say he is hurt even if he is completely fine

Since he is now out of the cafeteria he tried to escape the facility again

Obviously failling

He is now more afraid of you with a backpad than anything beside of bees

He could take advantage of this and also breach with 049

049:

Oh boy he will take advantage of this to 'cure' people.

He seems calm but he is screaming in the inside

He also will be on the loose maybe with 035

Seeing people with bee bruises will make him want to 'cure' them

When he finds out you where the one who was behind them will also lecture you really bad

If he see you with a backpack again he will definitely take it from you

He will ask you if you are okey amd you need to say yes unless if you want to be a 049-2

Thanking god everyday that 049-j was not in the cafeteria in the moment that happen

He will still lecture you for a whole week

He is also glad that you are okey

But will not forget this and out an eye on you

073:

Another bitch who will run for his life just trying not to be afraid

Bess could be really confuse when they try to sting him because of his anomalous effect

He still feel the pain

He has more than 7000000000000000000 questions to asks you for doing that

He might had scream or maybe internally scream

He will search for you and lecture you

He will ask you where did you found those bees

I will take you to the nurse if you get hurt

On the way the two of you going to the nurse he will hold your hand

He will secretly find a possibly excuse for you to use which fails to do

He knows damn well that you are going to be in trouble

076:

He is confused at first

He starts moving around a lot trying to get away from them triggering them

One of the first person who got sting by a bee

He had killed several bees and flee the scene

He will wait for you but not tell you that

Seceretly he is worry since you will be yell at for bringing a bag full of bees

Also wonders where did you find them

He would be sad if he finds out that he won't be able to bath kitten with you, though will never said it.

682:

He is not affraid of bees

But those wonder how the hell did you bring those

He gets also stings by the bees, but doesn't might

He wonder how did you find those bees, but never asks.

He will try to help you to not get stings from the bees but if he fails he is not going to try

He thinks you did something really stupid

He will breach contaiment with you

If he sees 053 or the young girl she might join

079 will also join this adventure

Though would ask several questions about you

You were recontain with the others

There is a high change that they are going to separate you from him

Dr. Clef:

If you see him smiling that's a scan in real life

If is not afraid of bees but he dislikes them

He yeets his ass with you while looking at you with a smile

He really wants to laugh amd cry at the same thing

Since he is your boss you at least your punishment won't be so bad

Kondraki will ask him

If a horse wasn't enough imagine maybe 682 is

682 crush his arm and his neck

H̶o̶w̶ i̶s̶ h̶e̶ s̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ a̶l̶i̶v̶e̶?

He will on purpose get you involve "If i fall im taking you with me"

You two got hospitalized beacuse ypu got horrible stings and clef got injuries

Dr. Kondraki:

He looks at you with a face of 'What is wrong with you'

He grabs you and yeets his ass with you

He tries to use his camera to make his way out which it makes it worse

He will lecture you like a mama hen

"yOu ThInK tHiS iS fUnNy!?"

He will aslo get stings because of triggering the bees with the camera

He might use the helo of Clef abd brigt to stop the bees making it worse

We got a horse now we can cosplay texas but kondraki will ride 682

He felt, like horrible felt from 682

He felt above you and broke your elbow and you broke his leg

Now you two help each other to get back to work

Dr. Glass:

He is probably screaming.

He will help the others to get them out including you.

He will get stings, poor babyboy.

If he finds out that three asshole group (coof coof bright, clef, kondraki) are together will go crazy.

When he realizes that theres is a massive breach he will take you to a safe zone or send an MTF to take you out even if you refuse.

He was attack by others scp thank god you were there to save him wo you two team up.

After the team up you two got weapons and aim for the scp and bees.

You both end it up in the nurse's offices.

He will still lecture you.

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: WIP

SCP Scenarios Masterlist/pt 2 | My Works Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Rules | My Original Post | Request | Socials

SCP 682 x Fem!Scientist!Reader | Oneshot (REQUESTED)

Dr Gerald/SCP 666-J | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

When the reader quits her job | FT. 073, 069, Dr Bright, Dr Glass, Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki, Dr Gerald (REQUESTED)

SCP 079 x Thicc!Reader (REQUESTED)

When they see you get hurt | SCP x Child!Reader (REQUESTED)

Dr Clef x O5!Reader (REQUESTED)

MTF x Reader | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

How they react to a Male!God/Witch!Reader being revived (REQUESTED)

When they get into a fight (REQUESTED)

SCP 001 (Gate Guardian) x Reader | Smut/Lemon (REQUESTED)

When the reader has body image issues (REQUESTED)

When the reader is a Neko (REQUESTED)

When they look after a child | Ft. SCP 1867 and SCP 662 (REQUESTED)

SCP 076 (Abel) - NSFW Alphabet (REQUESTED)

SCP 049-J x Fem!Plague Doctor!Reader (REQUESTED)

Roadtrip Headcanons (REQUESTED)

SCP 023 - Black Shuck (New Character | REQUESTED)

When they meet an Immortal!Winged!Child!Reader | Part 2 (REQUESTED)

When the reader goes missing (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like Alistor (Hazbin Hotel) (REQUESTED)

Reader is hypersexual (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like enderman and/or creeper (REQUESTED)

Reader falls into a coma (REQUESTED)

Reader is Omisexual and Omnigender (REQUESTED)

Highschool AU - SCP as Teachers

[jtweird-brainrot]

Is there a scp 076-j? what do you mean people????

It’s a thing😂

Although I’ve never heard of this before

[entomo-maniac]

This one came to me in a dream

(in his defense, in "Empire of dirt" he was the 4th sword, so he and Able knew each other)

[scpaftermathau]

Incorrect quotes (Very Long shitpost)

CODEX: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. ---

Cain: Yo dumbass, get over here. Able: Okay- Kyros: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming! Able, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...

---

Kyros: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Zosimos: "If" Junior: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

---

Kyros: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco. Arachne: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy. Rot: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance. Junior: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

--- Junior: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Zosimos: You sleep with a teddybear. Junior: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

---

CODEX: Sorry I can’t be emotionally vulnerable with you it’d ruin the mystery.

---

Cain: Aren’t you going to say “have a nice day?” CODEX: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.

---

Kyros: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? CODEX: Bleach. Zosimos: Sewage. Kyros: ...Please calm down, edgelords.

---

Arachne: Junior, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you? Junior: Rot, Arachne wants you to get out of the house.

---

Arachne: I’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game... Junior, nodding: Knife Monopoly. Arachne: I was actually going to play Russian roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

---

Rot: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees? Cain: Bees? Rot: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES! Cain: Wait- *Arachne approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

---

Kyros: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

---

CODEX: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. CODEX: “From Kyros” CODEX: “Death Threats” CODEX: and “Death Threats From Kyros”

---

Kyros: Is this about me? CODEX: No. Kyros: Then I've lost interest.

---

Kyros: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Cain: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Kyros: Seize the dick.

---

Junior: If bees can be fish and boys can be girls, then why can't my dad love me? Able: I thought I was going to have to yell at you, but now I think I should hug you.

---

*Cain sneezes* Kyros: Cain, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby! *Able sneezes* Kyros: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

---

Junior: I’m sorry for being annoying. Junior: It will happen again.

---

Cain: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Kyros: I sleep with a knife. Arachne: Both of you are pathetic. Cain: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Arachne: Rot.

---

Kyros, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots. Able, in line behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.

---

Arachne: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Junior: All the time. Arachne: Then you should be used to it by now.

---

Rot: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

---

Kyros: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window. CODEX: ...We're on the ground floor. Kyros: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

---

Rot: Did you like the food I made? Arachne: No, not really. Rot: But I put my heart and soul into it! Arachne: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

---

Arachne: I’m telling you, my team is competent. Rot, rushing in: Arachne! Junior tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

---

Corvus: When I first met you, I did not like you. Junior: I'm aware of that. Corvus: But then you and I had some time together. Junior: Uh-huh? Corvus: It did not get better.

---

Junior: I learned a valuable lesson from this. Corvus: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away… Junior: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

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Arachne: Are you ready to commit? Rot: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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Kyros: Know why I called you in here? Cain: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic. Kyros: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

---

Cain: Wow, they really hate us. Kyros: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Cain: But we’re not gay, Kyros. Kyros: Cain: Kyros: We’re not?

---

CODEX: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

---

Junior: My mom is calling… hi mom. Cain: Come on guys, stop. They’re trying to talk to their mom. Able: *loud fake sexual noises* Zosimos: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! Rot: *is asleep* Kyros: *gets really close to the phone* Tell her I said hi.

[erigold13261]

have you ever been down bad for any fictional character

As much as I can be as an asexual, yes. Here's some I remember being very attached to in a way you can most likely say I was down bad at one point or another.

Moira (Overwatch)

Junkrat (Overwatch)

Symmetra (Overwatch)

Sombra (Overwatch)

SCP-682 (SCP)

SCP-076 (SCP)

SCP-049 (SCP)

SCP-096 (SCP)

SCP-106 (SCP)

Eyeless Jack (Creepypasta)

Eve (No Straight Roads)

Neon J (No Straight Roads)

Celine (No Straight Roads)

Eloni (No Straight Roads)

Purl-Hew (No Straight Roads)

Zimelu (No Straight Roads)

Rekka (Hi Fi Rush)

Mimosa (Hi Fi Rush)

BRUT-1L (Hi Fi Rush)

SEN-C0 (Hi Fi Rush)

Xenomorphs (Alien Franchise)

Cagney Carnation (Cuphead Don't Deal with the Devil)

Truffle Cookie (Cookie Run)

Mocha Ray Cookie (Cookie Run)

Sea Fair Cookie (Cookie Run)

Bunny (OC)

Timbre (OC)

Hanami (JJK)

Dagon (JJK)

Jogo (JJK)

Mahito (JJK)

Kurourushi (JJK)

Toji Fushiguro (JJK)

Kakuzu (Naturo Shippuden)

Hidan (Naruto Shippuden)

Sasori (Naruto Shippuden)

Enderman (Minecraft)

Blaze (Minecraft)

The Other Mother (Coraline)

The Seamstress (9)

Auto (Wall-E)

Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony)

Maxie (Pokemon)

Coffin (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Tony the Talking Clock (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Notebook (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Electracey (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

Moon (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Ballora (Five Nights at Freddy's)

Antlion (Don't Starve Together)

Bee Queen (Don't Starve Together)

Treeguard (Don't Starve Together)

Level 3 Shadow Knight (Don't Starve Together)

These are all I can really think of at the moment. The level of down baddery for each is definitely a rang. But I've basically made this list under the like assumption that I was either actually down bad, had such a massive crush that I wouldn't have minded being with said character, or I just fucking love the aesthetic so much (because honestly all three of those feelings feel very similar to me).

There's probably more but this is just what I was able to come up with right now.

[arson-jellyfish69]

-j idea that I got from my own Reddit shinanegans

SCP-MAID DRESS-j 'u/that_damn_kid"

Object class: Keter

Current status: Uncontainable

Discription: scp maid dress-j is made up of 3 components, namely SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 through 3

SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 is an anomalous Reddit account under the username 'that_damn_kid' that is seemingly run by a 14 year old girl. This account behaves like a regular fan of the subreddits created by the SCP foundation to turn the general population away from the existence of the foundation with the exception of an event that occurs roughly every 3-7 months, this event has been dubbed SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 . These events cannot be stopped or interfered with in any way.

SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is an event that occurs when a post depicting the likeness of a 14 girl in the formating of a meme template of the 'trade offer' ganre, the meme goes as follows:

[[insert the meme here]](https://www.reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/y3yylc/were_doing_this_again_boys_please_read_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Once this is done, SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is officially been declared active. Approximately 6-12 hours after the post is made Reddit users who are unaware of this anomaly will put down the scps whey wish to see in maid dresses, occasionally staff will also be requested and the top 5 comment when sorted by best are 'drawn" in maid dresses

SCP MAID DRESS-J-3 is a humanoid entity taking on the appearance of a 14 year old girl of Greek/Albanian decent. Once SCP-MAID DRESS-J-2 is closed this entity will hunt down the scps requested by the winners of this contest and force them to wear a maid dress that it is mostly seen carrying around. If subject refuses to wear the dress SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will gain a large amount of strength and attempt to force them (these attempts have a 100% success rate).

Once the maid dress has been successfully suited on the subject SCP MAID DRESS-j-3 will take a picture of the subject using a smart phone (which witnesses have identified as a Samsung of some kind) and disappear. All pictures made with this phone will appear as drawings regardless of the place pictured.

So far only 13 scps and one foundation MTF solder have been targeted by this anomaly, namely 049, 073 ,076, 106,1471 ,3008-A, 5094, 2980-1, 999 ,3125, 085, 662, and 2085. All Anomalies capable of speech have described this dress as "comfortable but somewhat stiff". Extensive testing on these dresses show that they all completely non anomalous say for always being the perfect size for the being forced to wear them

Addendum SCP- MAID DRESS-J #1:

A d-class was instructed to send SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 a death threat over Reddit messages, SCP MAID DRESS-J-1 responded by sending a meme to r/DankMemesFromSite19 claiming that it'll "fucking do it again" and "Expect to see the Scarlet king in a maid dress by next Sunday"

[[visualised here]](https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/comments/ya1j2z/so_this_happened_expect_to_see_the_scarlet_king/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

[pordmug]

'Sup, Arctic_Shard here ( I can't send proper Asks because I'm a sideblog. :p ) Just sending out an ask to a handful of the SCP Tumblrs I peek at to get to know you/maybe get some new articles to read.

So, the question: What's a SCP article that's stuck with you? Not necessarily your favourite, but one that left an impression.

Hello!

To answer the question a lot of articles I've read are more of the popular mainstream articles but I found scp-035 really interesting and scp-049-j and scp-1233 were fun to read.

A couple other articles I liked were scp-073, scp-076 and scp-079.

I'm open to recommendations if there's any that anyone thinks I should read. 🙃

Edit because I forgot to add these here but there's an amazing podcast on Spotify called SCP: Find Us Alive that I've really enjoyed listening to. -> X

And on Webtoons there's an Scp comic series called Contained by @kuukikyu-art -> X

[scp-torment]

Round 1 is upon here's! Here's a bracket and overview of the qualifiers.

Left half will be going up today (in just a minute!) and right half tomorrow.

Everyone that won had been filtered into the bracket based on how (approximately) many votes they got, so it's still somewhat seeded. The tiebreakers were spotted into slots numbers 62-64. I've immediately spotting a mistake with not properly resizing for Dr. Clef's Proposal on the left side but I'm not going to bother to correct that! Get rid for these matchups.

Qualifiers Data Analysis / Losers Acknowledgement

34 contestants moved on to round 1 proper, and it already didn't go the way in expected! I expected the tales to be so much more popular than they were. I also expected more Propaganda, but I guess people are keeping those for the proper rounds.

It was a small Qualifiers round, as I expected, but there was still a surprising turnout for SCP-076, who got a massive 46 votes.

The biggest sweep was SCP-113, unsurprisingly, with 90.2% of the votes.

And a acknowledgement to the qualifiers that didn't move on, including: SCP-5024, SCP-6113, SCP-666-½-J, SCP-4043, SCP-6789, SCP-5109, SCP-5032, Volume 55.13.A-96: Of the Retooling of Sector 92, Production Line 8b, And Other Matters, SCP-5049, Incident 239-B and Supplemental Report 239-B-192, Second Date, Major Tom, SCP-3999, SCP-5732, SCP-4715, SCP-2935, SCP-4768, SCP-6630, SCP-6503, SCP-1193, SCP-4857, SCP-2952, The Stars Do Not Wait For You, Yesterday, Agent Brown and the Case of the Missing Amulet, SCP-4495, SCP-3483, Quiet Days, SCP-2000, SCP-6330, SCP-001 Pickman-Blank, Stupendous Containment Procedures, Duke Till Dawn, SCP-4496.

Special shout outs to the tales that lost, because a few of them got double votes and should have been safe, if it wasn't for the weird number of match ups causing me to have to draw from the pool of safety. OTL my mistakes will be forgotten.

[mothervvoid]

re-reading scp-076-j is so funny like. able wrote himself a new scp file and it was fucking awful. he sent it to the head of RAISA. he pretends a scientist wrote some fake science about him at one point just to emphasize how strong he is. he’s such a fucking loser. i love him