#scp 666 j

[balalaka]

[tentakilly]

All Americans get into at least one car crash within there life time is actually statistically wrong. Car crash Gerald is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

[occasionalsnippets]

If Retrograde Motion mc were to try out scp 666 1/2 what would happen and what do they think about the 682 just gave up and die after trying it

It'd be difficult in the first place to convince MC to eat it in the first place and if they do, they might just die to end the suffering early

[scp-torment]

Tale: Major Tom

SCP-666-½-J: The Roaring Flames of Hell

[kissmygoodluckcharm]

dr bright and dr gerald in a car what crimes will they commit

[ballorawan740]

SCP Scenarios: WIP

SCP Scenarios Masterlist/pt 2 | My Works Masterlist | Main Masterlist | Rules | My Original Post | Request | Socials

SCP 682 x Fem!Scientist!Reader | Oneshot (REQUESTED)

Dr Gerald/SCP 666-J | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

When the reader quits her job | FT. 073, 069, Dr Bright, Dr Glass, Dr Clef, Dr Kondraki, Dr Gerald (REQUESTED)

SCP 079 x Thicc!Reader (REQUESTED)

When they see you get hurt | SCP x Child!Reader (REQUESTED)

Dr Clef x O5!Reader (REQUESTED)

MTF x Reader | NEW CHARACTER (REQUESTED)

How they react to a Male!God/Witch!Reader being revived (REQUESTED)

When they get into a fight (REQUESTED)

SCP 001 (Gate Guardian) x Reader | Smut/Lemon (REQUESTED)

When the reader has body image issues (REQUESTED)

When the reader is a Neko (REQUESTED)

When they look after a child | Ft. SCP 1867 and SCP 662 (REQUESTED)

SCP 076 (Abel) - NSFW Alphabet (REQUESTED)

SCP 049-J x Fem!Plague Doctor!Reader (REQUESTED)

Roadtrip Headcanons (REQUESTED)

SCP 023 - Black Shuck (New Character | REQUESTED)

When they meet an Immortal!Winged!Child!Reader | Part 2 (REQUESTED)

When the reader goes missing (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like Alistor (Hazbin Hotel) (REQUESTED)

Reader is hypersexual (REQUESTED)

Reader has powers like enderman and/or creeper (REQUESTED)

Reader falls into a coma (REQUESTED)

Reader is Omisexual and Omnigender (REQUESTED)

Highschool AU - SCP as Teachers

[ddrqoyote]

173 Influential SCPs

I went to SCPper, found the most upvoted articles by users who've made at least one SCP, and sorted by time. These aren't necessarily the 173 best articles on the site, but I think they're likely to be the most influential. Longtime fans have probably read most or all of these but maybe this could be a starting point for newcomers.

I think sorting by time is important because the Foundation's been around almost 17 years. Writers come and go, trends come and go, new writers are influenced by what came before, and later articles are often longer and more complex than earlier ones. Just sorting by most upvoted bounces you around time; on the main wiki you read mostly series 1 articles then get dunked into SCP-5000. I hope this is a more natural progression, and that by the end people have more context for what's going on.

Using upvotes from writers only is important because the more writers like an article, the more likely later SCPs are to be influenced by it, so those articles are more likely to be important for understanding the wiki as a whole.

I might do an alternate version of this list that replaces the extremely long articles with shorter SCPs.

If you have trouble understanding one of the articles (some of the later ones get LONG), look it up on r/SCPDeclassified. If you would prefer audio narration/explanations, The Exploring Series and TheVolgun are both excellent. And of course, make sure to look in the sidebar on the wiki for guides, lists and explanations.

SERIES IV AND LATER ARE IN REBLOGS DUE TO TUMBLR'S POST LIMIT

Series I Era

SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original

SCP-093 - Red Sea Object

SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile

SCP-055 - [unknown]

SCP-914 - The Clockworks

SCP-085 - Hand-drawn "Cassy"

SCP-184 - The Architect

SCP-231 - Special Personnel Requirements

SCP-990 - Dream Man

SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster

SCP-835 - Expunged Data Released

SCP-701 - The Hanged King's Tragedy

SCP-586 - Inscribable Object

SCP-610 - The Flesh that Hates

Log of Anomalous Items Vol I

SCP-087 - The Stairwell

SCP-049 - Plague Doctor

Revised Entry

Document Recovered from the Marianas Trench

SCP-426 - I am a Toaster

SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"

SCP-106 - The Old Man

SCP-140 - An Incomplete Chronicle

Kill 682

SCP-001-Bright - The Factory

SCP-666-J - The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-895 - Camera Disruption

SCP-5308-J - The Collection

SCP-8900-EX - Sky Blue Sky

black white black white black white black white black white gray

Eldritch Application

Nobody Knows

SCP-871 - Self-Replacing Cake

SCP-001-Mann - The Spiral Path

Series II Era

SCP-1000 - Bigfoot

SCP-902 - The Final Countdown

SCP-993 - Bobble the Clown

Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't."

SCP-001-Swann - The Database

Bees

SCP-006-J - WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

10:30 A.M.

Ethics Committee Orientation

SCP-1959 - The Lost Cosmonaut

SCP-____-J - Procrastinati

SCP-1048 - Builder Bear

SCP-001-EX-J - Records of the CKG Gathering

SCP-1893 - The Minotaur's Tale

SCP-1983 - Doorway to Nowhere

SCP-1733 - Season Opener

SCP-1230 - A Hero is Born

SCP-1322 - Glory Hole

SCP-1370 - Pesterbot

SCP-1193 - Buried Giant

SCP-1545 - Larry the Loving Llama

SCP-1981 - "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"

SCP-even number-J - An [Adjective] [Animal]

SCP-1867 - A Gentleman

SCP-1609 - The Remains of a Chair

SCP-1440 - The Old Man from Nowhere

SCP-1425 - Star Signals

SCP-1173 - The Islamic Republic of Eastern Samothrace

SCP-1171 - Humans Go Home

SCP-1678 - UnLondon

UIU Orientation

SCP-1437 - A Hole to Another Place

SCP-1958 - Magic Bus

Quiet Days

Why Change?

SCP-186 - To End All Wars

Treats

SCP-348 - A Gift from Dad

SCP-1295 - Meg's Diner

SCP-1342 - To the Makers of Music

SCP-1504 - Joe Schmo

The Executions of Doctor Bright

SCP-1471 - MalO ver1.0.0

The Young Man

wowwee go kill ursefl

[thataltfan]

just get dr. gerald on a trike and then you're good

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-666-j

i have this

oh my god this is going to be hilarious

[drukhari]

Oh let me recommend you some that I like that are a bit obscure by mainstream standards but I still think are pretty neat

Serious ones:

SCP 5733(if you end up liking it also check out SCP 6733)

SCP 1508

SCP 3171

SCP 2884(Extremely relevant at this point.you'll see why)

SCP-5167(this is way better than it should be, you'll see why)

Joke SCP-s

SCP 666 1/2-J

SPC-3008-J(you'll like this one)

SCP-3333-J

That's all for now, let me know if you like them

These were all absolutely wild, thanks for the recs! I do remember hearing about SCP-3008 at one point because an endless nightmare IKEA is just one of those concepts that tends to get some serious mileage, but reading the full story was honestly fucking hilarious.

[finiffy]

I figured out something too.

It’s more of a “I saw a question on author clefs blog and it’s making me think”

But he says clef technically isn’t an scp. So he’s not in containment

And he’s technically right. The scp clef was involved in was one that directly affected him. It wasn’t him that got contained, it was the house he lived in, the trauma he went through. After he was brought in the foundation didn’t know how to handle him, but he ended up working with them.

He has a number, but he’s not in containment.

My only similar example would probably be something like Gerald and 666-j. It’s his number but it’s not HIM being contained. It’s his driving skills.

Hmm

[mmoxie]

been reading a lot of scps lately and i think my favorite kind is the kind with like, neat implications about the nature of things

some i think are kind of a mess, they get carried away with "what if there was a cool guy" and unless they can sell me on their cool guy (they can't) I'm fuckin out

scp-093, the red sea object, is my all time fave- it isn't perfect, but it does some really neat stuff with the idea of like, an alien intelligence abusing the structure of religion to get what it wants, and the changed world its decisions resulted in

but then there's fuckin... 4444, garber gore. what if a dangerous invading alien species was a fucking idiot. it's a funny way to take the 2000 election and make it into entertaining sci-fi.

666-J deserves to be a standard non-joke entry, I love the idea of a guy whose interactions with any and all vehicles are explosive devastation. it kind of takes my own anxiety about driving and says "is this you?" and makes me laugh at it, which is pretty cool

6599, which is literally scott steiner being so online that he manifests in your house and beats you up, is absurd from every angle- including and especially the fight with Damien toward the end- but it absolutely rules because it's a fun take on interacting with and rehabilitating the classic "internet tough guy"

finally, 5655 is essentially a wish-granting genie that sucks, and i love it a lot. in this case, a lot of the neat implications are just about where this little guy gets his magic, but in this one case, they did in fact make some guy that i like

now obviously there are some fun reads out there like the Tiamat story, and i like those too, but the ones that really grab me tend to be somewhat tightly focused on how the SCP affects things and why it needs/needed to be contained, rather than "it's a scary murder monster that makes you poop all your bones and it floats through walls"

not to be too reductive but practically all of the "what if there was a scary man" scps are like this to me

anyway the scp wiki is still a fun read after all this time, i just found it noticeable how after the 6000 series or so, a lot of the top-rated ones are more about The Adventures of One Weird Guy and the stuff he encountered rather than, well, what I'm looking for

but that's bound to happen in a decade of website, I'm sure someone will write something that kicks ass and post it like, tomorrow

[nach0]

SCP-666-j is just graystillplays as an scp

they both cause questionable destruction lmfao

You can’t be mean to Geralds like this he’s trying his best lmao

[tentakilly]

I had a stupid idea

[s0ngsandstars]

I don't know if it's been done/said before?

But SCP-666-J, only instead of Dr. Gerald, it's Tatsumi.

[scp-torment]

SCP-666-½-J: The Roaring Flames of Hell

SCP-666½-J is a crab-stuffed mushroom entrée produced by the internal Foundation catering service Containment Cuisine for the 45th annual Site-19 Foundation Formal. Roughly 42% of the 1,500 attendees consumed SCP-666½-J and were subsequently affected by its anomalous properties. SCP-666½-J's effects started to become apparent approximately one hour after the conclusion of the main course, at which time event goers began to complain of slight abdominal pain. By the second hour, many attendees were complaining of significant digestive distress and all restrooms in the immediate vicinity were filled to capacity with extended queues. By the third hour, medical, investigative, and plumbing personnel were being flown in from surrounding sites to aid in relief efforts.

SCP-PL-KOT-J: It's a social experiment

This has no description, it's just a picture of a cat.

[zal-cryptid]

Director Maria Jones and Dr. Gerald