Underrated SCP List
I’ve decided to create an updated list of my favorite relatively-unknown skips, as well as other articles I think more people should know about. I’m leaving out the more popular ones like 682 or 049, since it’s easy to find and get info about those. These are SCPs that, tragically, tend to get overlooked.
Normal SCPs
SCP-001 (Dr Mann’s Proposal) The real juicy stuff here isn’t in the file itself, it’s in the attached O5-clearance document. And good lord, the implications give me chills.
SCP-001 (S Andrew Swann’s Proposal) It’s us.
SCP-370 (A Key) Don’t look. Don’t look. DON’T LOOK.
SCP-408 (Illusory Butterflies) The booooterflies! Kondraki’s best friends :3
SCP-413 (Endless Garage) SCPs can play pranks too.
SCP-447 (Ball of Green Slime) Could also be named ‘Too Bad We Can’t Market This’. I would recommend reading the experiment log.
SCP-504 (Critical Tomatoes) You know the trope where bad actors and comedians get tomatoes thrown at them? Well...
SCP-507 (Reluctant Dimension Hopper) Poor 507! He hasn’t been the same since he came back from 99P-UT1-24J. Or 952-7YD-ABBA, for that matter. Read the log!
SCP-597 (The Mother of Them All) This one is either incredibly unsettling, weirdly soothing to think about, or a godawful mixture of both.
SCP-632 (Intrusive Arachnid Thoughts) Arachnophobe’s Worst Nightmare. Don’t read if you’re scared of spiders.
SCP-743 (A Chocolate Fountain) …At least they get a good meal first?
SCP-939 (With Many Voices) Thorough and creepy. Especially 939-101! I can’t tell whether I should be scared or pitying. Do not read if people getting eaten freaks you out, and don’t read the ‘scp-939 reproduction’ page if decapitation (or internal parasites, possibly) is a squick.
SCP-1155 (Predatory Street Art) I would like to see who would win between this and 173.
SCP-1171 (Humans Go Home) To borrow the words of tumblr user @arctic-chameleonus... my thembro Beauremont got fucking catfished.
SCP-1459 (The Puppy Machine) Once you get past the inherent horror of the scenario, the test log is actually pretty damn funny. Or maybe I’m just nuts.
SCP-1545 (Larry the Loving Llama) Guys, stop calling him by all those different names - his name’s Larry.
SCP-1730 (What Happened to Site-13?) This one is a long, horrifying read - and it’s absolutely breathtaking. If you have time to kill and a taste for human corruption at its worst, come take a look!
SCP-2316 (Field Trip) You do not recognize the bodies in the water.
SCP-2357 (The Perfect SCP) The resignation letter of a Foundation employee... who specialized in memes and infohazards. If you’re not familiar with the Foundation-standard usage of those words, this is an easy and fun article to get a taste.
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SCP-2662 (cthulhu f'UCK OFF!) I feel so bad for them, they just want to be left a l o n e
SCP-2703 (For a Good Time Call) She’s so friendly and helpful, stop screaming when she appears! You were the one who called her and she just wants to help you have a good time!
SCP-3008 (A Perfectly Normal, Regular Old IKEA) It’s an IKEA - a totally normal, nonanomalous one. Not sure why it’s on the site.
SCP-3636 (World's Greatest Jukebox) Please screen the title and lyrics very closely before you try to play anything. And don’t even touch anything on the blacklist.
Joke SCPs
SCP-006-J / SCP-006-CU-EX (WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING / Cuddly Cwawies) BUGS! Read that in whatever inflection you desire.
SCP-048-J (Negative Probability Phrase) I swear, if you jinx us-
SCP-076-J (IN OWN WORDS) Totally not Able, fellow meat-slaves!
SCP-666-J (Dr. Gerald's Driving Skills) OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH GO
SCP-900-J (Modern Major Keter-Class) i’m sorry I can’t do this one justice
SCP-1543-J (The Sun Launcher) When in doubt, toss it into the sun.
Group-of-Interest Format
The Serpent’s Hand
A Love Letter to a Lady Mantis - and its sequel, A Wedding Gift for a Lady Mantis! An adorable romance. Don’t read if you’re scared of bugs.
Hello, I am an Eldritch Horror - You'll want to familiarize yourself with SCP-426 (I am a Toaster) first, but this adds a whole new depth to the SCP’s lore.
KoI Format - God is a fish.
Shark-Punching Center
SPC-001, Uncle Nicolini's Proposal... Maybe. (It's Lonely At The Top, says the article third from the top.) Once something becomes too easy it’s not even worth doing anymore, right?
SPC-172-J (”Sword Sharks?!”, Never Bring a Fist to a Spear Fight) Y’all need to update your shark-identification guide, stat. And maybe don’t punch it right where the horn is. However, I must say I like your style of protocol naming.
Story
A Lesson in Power - Broken Masquerade canon. A gun is only so intimidating when you work with SCPs.
Ethical? - Broken Masquerade canon. There’s going to be a change in the Foundation’s hierarchy, now that they’re forced into the light.
Ethics Committee Orientation - Isn’t the Ethics Committee, like, a myth?
Tales of the Ethics Committee: The Foundation Eats Babies - How do you choose who lives and who dies? To quote Agent Strauss, “We’re a bit beyond trolley problems here.”
Termination_Order - How to execute someone who can turn you into spaghetti with a thought. This one gets dark - warning for rape mentions.
Transcript of Dr. Clef's seminar, "Reality Benders and You: How to Survive When Existence Doesn't." - Fucking Clef. That asshole.
Exceptional Cases Which Do Not Quite Fit Into Any Of The Aforementioned Categories
Abundance - this story is actually on the Wanderer’s Library site and doesn’t mention the foundation, but the slowly-growing unease turning to gradual horrified and/or disgusted understanding would make some scp articles proud.
The Ship In A Bottle Hub - Please. Please read it. At least the intro - it will show exactly what to expect.
[Edit: most recent addition to this post can be found here]
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SCP-Confidential: SCP-5050
*This is fanfic and not considered canon*
Item #: SCP-5050
Object Class: Euclid Thaumiel
Special Containment Procedures: With SCP-5050′s willingness to cooperate, and with the approval of O5 command, SCP-5050 is to become a resident at Dr. Phalanx’s experimental open-air containment facility, Site-000. As standard precaution SCP-5050 is to be assigned an epidermal nano-ink tracker to monitor SCP-5050′s whereabouts at all times. Tracking of SCP-5050-A is not needed due to its inability to be too far from SCP-5050 at any given time.
In the event of SCP-5050 going rogue non-lethal sonic weapons are authorized along with standard heavy tranquilizers, as any and all attempts to kill the subject will provoke SCP-5050-A into defending SCP-5050 with varying levels of force, resulting in unforeseen and unpredictable outcomes; all retaliations ranging from incapacitation and immobilization to vaporization and evisceration of any and all attacking targets.
Any instances of SCP-5050-Ω created by SCP-5050-A are to be contained and analyzed to determine whether they pose any immediate danger. All decisions regarding the termination or archiving of SCP-5050-Ω instances must be brought forth to the Site Director for the final say; the Director of Site-000 has full rights to alter, deny, or veto any decision regarding SCP-5050-Ω instances. Decisions given by Site Director are to be ignored if SCP-5050-Ω instances warrant immediate termination.
Description: SCP-5050 is a Native-American male, 1.8 meters in height, weighing at 150kg, nineteen years of age and of medium build and muscle-mass, human appearance with no anomalous characteristic aside from unnatural neon orange colored irises. Both of SCP-5050′s forearms are covered in faded and stained bandages to hide the significant amount of scars prominent on each of his forearms.
Analysis of SCP-5050′s DNA shows that all his genetic code consists of triple-stranded DNA. 2/3 of SCP-5050′s DNA are indistinguishable from base human forming the base of his genetic structure while the last 1/3 of his DNA is of an unknown origin and anomalous. The third anomalous strand of SCP-5050′s DNA is hypothesized to be responsible for his non-physical anomalous abilities, such as his enhanced durability, stamina, and healing; and immunity to abilities of certain SCP’s. [See Test Logs]
SCP-5050-A is a 19th-century navy blue leather messenger bag, a majority of its metal parts are made of brass like material, all of the fabric including the thread and silk inner lining is colored the same as the metal. The circular main clasp of the bag is 4inches big with a deeply engraved emblem depicting a wolf biting its tail. Testing on the composition of SCP-5050-A shows that it contains no known element of native to this universe. After samples of SCP-5050-A were collected it instantaneously began to regenerate and heal any and all damage it had received; after further stress testing, it was later concluded that SCP-5050-A was virtually indestructible nor that damage to it cause harm to SCP-5050. Testing also shows that SCP-5050-A will always stay within 3.5-meters of SCP-5050, teleporting back to SCP-5050 whenever SCP-5050-A leaves the 3.5-meter range or when SCP-5050 calls it.
Aside from previously mentioned anomalous abilities of both parties, SCP-5050-A’s main anomalous ability only activates in the presence SCP-5050. When SCP-5050 reaches into SCP-5050-A he’ll be able to manifest and pull out anything he desires regardless of size, mass, or shape, items placed inside SCP-5050-A will disappear when its anomalous abilities activate and reappear when not active. The limit to what SCP-5050-A can manifest it unknown though it is theorized that SCP-5050-A is somewhat sentient; when given the task of creating another SCP-882 all that was pulled out was a non-anomalous rubber duck, other attempts to create duplicates of existing SCP’s have shown the same result. Items created by SCP-5050-A can be either non-anomalous(SCP-5050-β) or anomalous(SCP-5050-Ω). SCP-5050 has been shown to instantly destroy any SCP-5050-Ω instances whenever he desires, any instances SCP-5050 wishes to destroy immediately turn into ash, though this method of destruction; although the more powerful the SCP-5050-Ω instance the more difficult it is for SCP-5050 to destroy.
Recovery/Discovery: SCP-5050 was discovered in the foundations D-Class program. SCP-5050 was Serving a life sentence for the charge of mass murder(Foundation investigation later discovered he was innocent) and was scheduled for termination by being fed, along with 4 others, to SCP-743. When SCP-743 became active terminating the other 4 D-Class SCP-5050-A’s went on the defensive manifesting a spherical forcefield generator on SCP-5050′s arm instantly vaporizing anything that got near and a standard issue grenade launcher which self-fired gas grenade rounds, releasing an unknown aerosol compound that caused SCP-743 to rescind back to its inactive state. SCP-5050 was later apprehended and sent to processing.
Addendum-1: SCP-5050 was able to subdue SCP-682 for several months by manifesting insta-lock bindings, SCP-5050 was later changed from Keter to Thaumiel.
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Valentine's Day illustration.
Who do you want to get chocolate from?
SCP-049 Plague Doctor © 2009 Gabriel Jade
▼ http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-049
SCP-1048 Builder Bear © 2012 trennerdios
▼http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048
SCP-2295 The Bear with a Heart of Patchwork © 2015 K Mota
▼http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2295
SCP- ●●|●●●●●|●●|● © 2015 LurkD
▼http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2521
SCP-701 The Hanged King's Tragedy © 2009 tinwatchman
▼http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-701
SCP-743 A Chocolate Fountain © 2009 Quikngruvn
▼http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-743
▼This work is licensed under the Creative Commons
【http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/】
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