#scrawny writes

[scrawnytreedemon]

Crackfic writing underway: Zant has fucked up abysmally at the Family Dinner Table.

[whumpitisthen]

Whumpee gets the biggest, scariest, most menacing looking dog they can find after they get away. Whumper hurt them, Caretaker left them, no one would help. Dogs are loyal. Dogs are protectors. Dogs are man's best friend. Whumpee will not be unsafe, even if they are fated to remain all alone until the end of time. They will never be defenseless again.

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

[shywhumpauthor]

Nothing better than a Whumper who wears thick, heavy rings backhanding a Whumpee across the face, the rubies that decorate their fingers splitting a gash across Whumpee’s cheek

And the little gasp that follows the impact

[mechanicalclown]

My GGY themed geometry notebook and a Dr. Rabbit drawing I made :o)

[helluvabutt]

Just two guys learning how to trust one another- they'll, um, they'll get there eventually...

[chicoryblue]

He sticks out like a sore, decaying thumb, light swimming through him in dappled leaf and bottle greens. His skin, always slightly damp, has an unnatural give to it. It just feels like you could push your claws all the way in. But you resist the urge, only halfway mollified by his chuckled assurance that it's fine, really, he's just a bit transparent, that's all - he was always bad at hiding his emotions, anyway.

Edit: Got struck by inspo, so here’s Wishbone in all his ‘a bully turned my hat around and pushed me glory’

[ravennhearted]

I’ve been seeing so many things about cat!merlin recently, and I think the funniest fucking scenario for that is that for Yule, Arthur doesn’t know what to give Merlin, but this cat that hates him and loves everyone else is always around, and Merlin likes cats, right? So he tries to solve two problems with one stone and tries to give this cat to Merlin for Yule, except Merlin is the cat, so Arthur can’t find him, and this cat is getting increasingly annoyed, and

[rayssion]

Guys, guys!!

Imagine like 4000 years later where human civilization developed or retreated I don't care it's not necessary.

Imagine if all sources of greek mythology vanished or died with the years, and as much as we depend on Homer's Iliad and Odyssey now people on the future find PERCY JACKSON and the other Rick Riordan serieses as the only source of mythological knowledge!!

They'd read the books and imagine that those are the gods we believe in now and they'd think that Percy and the other demigods are real,

And couple of millennia later, Rick Riordan's books were destroyed or lost so people only told the stories verbally for centuries,

And as stories go they got deformed!! Imagine people after so so many years thinking Percy and the other demigods are like super super heroes whom are like much stronger than your local demigods yet still below gods, and then further deformation happens!!

And people start to think that the demigods are the gods!!

Now please, imagine.... imagine!

Percy, god of the sea, water, storms, hurricanes, earthquakes and horses. (I can see him becoming the new king of the gods btw)

Jason, god of the sky, lightning and thunder, law and order.

Nico, god of death, shadows, ghosts and spirits. King of the underworld.

Annabeth, goddess of wisdom, handicraft, and warfare.

Piper, goddess of love, pleasure, passion, procreation, fertility, beauty and desire.

Frank, god of war, violence, bloodshed and manly virtues.

Leo, god of fire, master blacksmith and craftsman of the gods; god of the forge, craftsmanship, invention and volcanoes.

Will, god of the sun, of light, prophecy, philosophy, archery, truth, inspiration, poetry, music, arts, manly beauty, medicine, healing, and plague.

Thalia, goddess of the hunt. the wilderness, virginity, the Moon, archery, childbirth, protection and plague.

And I'd like to add!!

Dakota, god of wine, the grapevine, fertility, festivity, ecstasy, madness and resurrection

Rachel, goddess of family and marriage, women and childbirth.

Hazel, goddess of earth and riches. Princess of the underworld and younger sister of Nico, King of the underworld.

Conner, god of traps, diplomacy, thieves, games and the guide of dead souls.

Travis, messenger of the gods; god of travel, commerce, communication, borders and eloquence.

Meg, Goddess of the harvest, fertility, agriculture, nature and the seasons.

Reyna, Goddess of the hearth, fire and of the right ordering of domesticity and the family, and also goddess of war.

Yes, they have 16 gods!!

I don't know what to name them but it has to be a cool name, like we got the Titans and the Olympians so it has to be cool.

Also imagine if like the Olympian gods we have now being translated to future generations as the bad guys (like how we have Kronos and Gaea now) and like the demigods gods (cuz I still don't know what to name them) are the forces of good that protect humanity, because they need humans to worship them of them to exist obviously.

So this generation of demigods gods are like nice gods for once!! They care for their children and the people under their wings!!

Best things as follows:

Percy, the god of the sea, is married to Annabeth, goddess of wisdom and war strategy.

Nico, god of death and the underworld, is married to Will, god of the sun and music.

Jason, god of the sky, is married to Leo, god of fire and crafts.

Frank, god of war, is married to Hazel, goddess of earth and riches.

Reyna, goddess of the hearth and war, is married to Thalia, goddess of the hunt.

Conner and Travis are the new twins and Rachel, goddess of family and marriage, is a sworn maiden because she wills her powers to maintain other relationships either between gods or between mortals.

Dakota on the other hand, doesn't like to be restrained as much as a mad person could go.

In this world there's nothing called being a maiden so as to be a hunter, bullshit I'm telling you, goddess Thalia herself is married.

Piper, the goddess of love and beauty knows best than to fall in love. Meg is one of the young gods, still closed in her bulb.

Also pffft, Thanatos who? I'm sure Nico can manage it all.

Another generation of demigods arise within no god is whoring around, the gods observe mortals and seek potential within them and when a god catches a mortal child leveling up to their preferences they claim them as a sort of blessing and take them under their wings.

The camps theme is surly still there, merged into one camp because one for some reason humans are less, and two because there's nothing called greek and roman gods anymore, only one version.

Demigods still go on quests, and as we know gods can't directly help them but they always make sure not to use mortals unless it's necessaity, and they try to help as much as they can.

I'd really love to live in a world like that! This post started off as a little imagine then quickly turned into world building, lol.

[scrawnytreedemon]

Spinning Straw Thread WIP Chapter Thread.

As I won't be posting any of the fic to AO3 until I'm done, I think it'd be good to keep you guys posted on the progress so far and give you a chance to, god-forbid, read.

Massive thanks to Cesium aka @just-another-tokyo-ghoul-fan for presenting the pairing in the first place. I am a Changed Man thanks to you 🙏

1- Anticipation.||2- Roiling Peaks.||3- Kinblood.||4- Tread Forth.(in the middle of a massive rework-- Likely to be split in two.)

[armadillobussupremacy]

I'm sorry but I don't understand the "Branch was the most muscular troll ever"

There is no way that thing wasn't malnourished as a child.

He was left alone at a really young age, logically speaking he would have taken a while to learn what he can and can't eat, and what he should and shouldn't eat. That process could have taken a long time, especially if he avoided the village, and would have left him without essential nutrients for a bit growing up, that would be hard to make up

[krakenshaped]

ANYWAY back to our regularly scheduled hero propaganda

[arbitrarycategories]

after all my silly quotes nonsense earlier it should be no surprise that I've now posted chapter SIX!!! everyone come read about Duke going to middle school and also beating up the Riddler!

[hoppityhopster23]

I found a book children's book about the kings of Denmark, and The whole Snippet about Frederik VI is just the story about the time he beat up his Half-Uncle Frederik (and won).

[princessterribear]

kinda ventish //be aware of that

Talk her down until she passes out, a cycle most unforgiving. Nothing gets resolved as the tranquilizer slows her brain down.

Im free to leave this room, my resting place where i know its safe again.

Nothing she speaks makes sense, idiotic ramblings of everything that doesn’t matter.

Argue all you may, I watch as you pass out, I watch as your consciousness slips from your body.

There is nothing more rewarding than watching you fade.

Don’t touch me.

[astralnymphh]

me and the rest of tloutopia if you even care…

AESTRABEAR new nickname acquired