#sdv clint

[macirollfights]

So I just reinstalled photoshop when I was finally no longer busy or just plain lazy. And I was messing around photoshop most of my time, till I decided to make this, I forgot photoshop had a built in background remover now, So I can do stuff like this.

Heres some sebastian x Emily Propa-I mean stuff that I made, I only did these for the sake of it, And I was just having fun around photoshop, So I didn't have much in mind on what to make.

I swear these two somehow work together.

Basically in a nutshell

[swagdewvalley]

[spark-circuit]

CLINT CAN DO GEODES DURING TOOL UPGRADES NOW FUCK YEAH

[stardew-help-wanted]

[spongek-squidge]

After seeing multiple posts about Clint not being as bad as the fandom makes him out to be I did a lil sleuthing on the wiki about his dialogues

I gotta say, he’s not as bad in the ‘being a creepy to Em’ department as I was led to believe but also. My dude. All he does is complain about how much he hates his life and his job and how lonely he is and how much it sucks like BRO do you have anything else to talk about? Like, anything?

I now hate him not for being incompetent at handling a crush as a presumably 30-odd year old man I now hate him for being a whiny brat who doesn’t do anything to actually change his situation only complain

Like I’d get it if he was unhappy in his profession but had no other skills but bro just unhappy about everything and it’s a pain in the ass

[hellbun]

translation: Q: Did you enjoy doing the commercials? R: You know... not really.

for ask :3

[stinkiesdraws]

This was funnier in my head....I joked about the girls having a group with just them and that it would mostly be used for gossip. Amari belongs to @gojo-stan <33

[undeadbetareads]

I absolutely love that anyone who plays Stardew Valley has such strong opinions on who is the worst villager in the game and what should happen to them.

[constantinnen]

when the dew is star. :0

[alexfenra]

After befriending Clint and watching his cutscenes I'm 100% sure y'all call him an incel/stalker only because he's fat like, there's no other explanation to me tbh

Dude spends most of the time on his shop and he has literally no one to talk to aside from Willy once a week for 2-3 hours. Of course he has 0 people skills and he has no idea how to ask out Emily (who is The Extrovert bachelorette) like a "normal" person

I bet everything I have that if he looked like Alex y'all would justify him more and it leaves such a sour taste in my mouth lmao

[farming-for-affection]

The week after I begin dating Emily, Clint politely requests I go to the mines and die

[nikibogwater]

there is absolutely no way I walked across that shot like anything other than a sasquatch.

✨Authenticity✨

[azuneekun]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[bloooooooooooooop]

Hey all new Stardew fans here is some info you might not have know

Something that happened when this game was gonna be updated to 1.1 was that 2 characters were gonna become dateable bumping up the number from 10 to 12

But the thing is Concerned Ape (the dev) had no solid idea of who should be changed from normal villager to dateable so he left it to a poll where twitter users had the choice between 4 girls and 4 boys where only one of each would be dateable here were the polls

and considering that 1.6 will be the last major update it is safe to say that the other choices won't have a chance to become dateable so just look at these images and wonder what the alternate choice would look like

[theambivalentagender]

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Ranking Stardew NPCs by how likely they are to commit a felony

The Dwarf. Upon entering custody of the CIA, his only public statement was “It was just a prank bro.”

Sandy. She definitely has a shady past, why else would she change her name and work in the desert? My bet is she killed 14 men and was a professional con artist.

Morris. Profits is profits. If he has to enslave a work force to get that bigger payday, there is nothing stopping him.

Leo. Doesn’t know what laws are, would commit grand larceny on a regular occurrence.

Mr Qi. Sometimes you have to do the wrong thing for the right reason. He would know what those reasons are, but no one else would.

Shane. If his alcoholism went any further, then perhaps something may have gone wrong. He would regret it immensely, but it doesn’t change the fact that it happened

Kent. He would do anything to protect his family.

Maru. Experiment gone wrong. Dozens wounded, possible fatalities.

Clint. 20 dollars is 20 dollars

Haley. Does being an asshole count?

Marnie. I think she would rather take her own life than hurt someone else's

Penny. Penny would never commit a crime. She wouldn’t take a dollar if it was laying on the ground.