Genuine question why do you hate Seattle?
I think it's fun to have beef with an entire American city, it's genuinely healing and centering. I wrote a 70,000 word fanfic where Seattle is buried under an apocalyptic tidal wave because of its hubris and it's probably one of the best things I've ever written. and I think that's the best indication of my feelings on the matter (and my psyche). everyone should do this: pick a city and destroy it in your mind.
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Lipstick Seattle (#bc0673 to #4a84f7)
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David Chatt: Cast Installation, Temporary installation of sand cast glass in Dunn Gardens, Seattle Washington (2006)
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Which Amtrak route is best for gay sex?
Empire Builder, it's long so you have time for sex, has sleeper cars, good scenery, and ends in Seattle which has something every gay can appreciate: quality restoration projects on formerly industrial rivers
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Seattle Malachite (#62adfd to #29f348)
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For eons the I5 Union Street exit has been used as a rite of passage. To those who are worthy, it is a gentle curve with a stoplight at the end and the good driver is granted their first spear and allowed to join the elders on the next mastodon hunt. HOWEVER, if the Union St exit deems a driver to be unworthy, it will spit their car into the nearest concrete beam. The driver is then stripped of their honor & exiled from Seattle.
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Kurt Cobain, Frances Bean Cobain, and a kitten.
📸 source: Pigeons And Planes
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