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antimony-medusa · 11 months

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In adittion to the "as a person with issues with suicide why did I get into DSMP" and "as a person with issues with child harm why did I get into QSMP," I'm watching phil's chat try to enforce adoption of everyone he sees and going "as a person who has issues with culturally expected childrearing, why on earth did I get into Philza minecraft". 😂

#cw suicide mention #at least with the last one it's mostly the fandom pushing it and not the streamer/narrative #when the narrative does it I'm like oh a fun challenge #see eggs #but when the fandom is like lol this is the only thing that makes you happy #i'm not as much there #vent #he slow slide of someone who likes kidfic into going ONLY WHEN I DO IT THOUGH #also admittedly this is as much “as someone who doesn't have a daddy kink why did I get into the guy with THIS fandom”

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imperatoralicia · 7 months

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I get a lot of entertainment thinking about how containers are used in video games sometimes.

#video games #art #elder scrolls #morrowind #baldur's gate 3 #skyrim #i think having to visually see how meager those 5 coins are #sitting loosely in that big old wooden chest #makes me rethink whether i really need to steal them haha #update: i fixed the egg #imperatoralicia top hits

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notherpuppet · 4 months

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Good morning 🍎📻

#it’s radioapple week on twitter #idk how many I’ll be able to do #but I got a few in mind for some of the days!#hazbin hotel #radioapple #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #liked by creator #alastor #lucifer hazbin #Lucifer Morningstar #lucifer gets sick of seeing alastor's gross breakfast #he makes him a meal #smiley face eggs and bacon #alastor *offended* prepares a gourmet breakfast out of spite #this has an unforeseen effect of awakening alastor's love for cooking #they begin to cook in the kitchen together #radioapple week

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moncuries · 10 months

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clearly my idea of these two just revolves around longing and diplomacy

#as u can see every time i draw them niasdkj #see if u can find all the easter eggs in this one #im watching a lot of palace cdramas rn so u can blame that for the bg #zuko #sokka #zukka #atla #fanart #my art #questionable bowl of red and blue substances #i think u can tell on some parts i was like ah yes... i give up #most of zukos outfit for instance #sokkas one sleeve on the other hand ir lly.. anyway

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gideonisms · 2 years

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Having friends who love the same character as you is so so so important, you know what else is underrated though? having a friend who absolutely HATES a character you have NEVER heard of. Beef with a man who is truly just some guy to you

#every day kris tells me about that man and his hard boiled egg shaped head ❤️#ily kris keep hating ❤️#also me with touga during the first arc. step aside tall man i am trying to see the lesbian rituals

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corviiids · 9 months

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got into bg3 a few months ago and it's about time i inflicted my astarion posts on tumblr. i sure post about him a lot. you'll never guess who my favourite character is. that's right! it's gale

#it's just easier to clown on astarion because of who he is as a person #i realise that's wild to say because gale is like the manifestation of the very concept of being shoved in a locker #idk what to tell you. that's my boyfriend. astarion is easier to throw eggs at because he cannot see them on himself to clean it off #bg3 #rookposting #astarion

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wonderrosss · 2 months

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When you look at your reflection, who do you see?

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fareplay · 4 months

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You try to escape from the home of the monsterperson that's been keeping you as a breed toy. You try to crawl through the dog door but get stuck halfway as your belly as swollen too big to fit. You try and squeeze yourself through again and again but the pressure from the door combined with your straining causes your labor to be triggered. Your toes curl and stomach clenches as you start birthing right into your panties/right onto the floor if they didn't so much as allow you to wear pants. The eggs spill out against the wall and fall slowly trailing thick fluid. You adjust and raise your rear in the air as another wave ripples through your belly making you cum hard and pour eggs behind you. Your breasts swell too pillowing your head and the nipples begin to leak sticky milk. Your body has completely prioritized itself over your mental will to escape. After almost an hour you collapse exhaustedly with your legs splayed out behind you. Just as soon as you catch your breath, you're out of here. Unfortunately, the monsterperson has been watching the whole ordeal from the other side of the door and is now completely flustered. It's taken everything they have to stay off of you this long and finally they can't take it anymore and hop behind you on their knees,straddling you and your clutch, ovipositor firm and ready to breed you all over again. They hump your helpless little rear end like a dog in heat. Looks like you're not going anywhere for a while.

#terato #egg birth #eggpreg #breeding toy #ovi kink #ovipositor #mine #whether the ending is willing or not is up to you lmao #i see it as willing personally #like you want to escape but when they fuck you you remember why you stayed

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clannfearrunt · 11 months

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the octopus is the most flexible animal on earth due to having one thousand bones in each arm

vote team skeleton. for Bone Octopus

#casually chucks the splat bio paruko into the bones comic #splatoon #splatoween #TECHNICALY...#splatoon oc #octoling #inkling #Squid 2 the evolution of the squid #Thresher Lagan #Rill Nykur #Conarts #Thresher calls Rill ''Nyk''. it's a Nykname. you see.#fun game Can You Spot Every Easer Egg

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tow-bees · 6 months

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snapple knees

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clowfish · 6 months

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am I the only one who was stuck watching those eggshell peeling livestreams on tiktok that they NEVER peeled all the way

#I lied one time I watched one for hours just to see if they would ever finish it #they finally did and it was the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life #they wrote ‘d-boy’ on it then gave it a crown and put it on a throne THEN a started role playing the egg with taxidermied cats??#actually never recovered from that and I never watched another one again #kyle broflovski #south park #sp #sp fanart #south park fanart #ike broflovski #fish art #is this too niche

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majunju · 1 year

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egg

#genshin impact #my art #watching the trailers and seeing him without his hat on made me realise that he kind of looks bald without it on #kind of like an egg #still very cute tho #also a rare moment when i actually try and render smth let’s all cheer bc its not happening again

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deep-space-lines · 2 months

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in case anyone was wondering where I disappeared to for the past few days, i've been going insane again. fun fact staring at stained glass windows for hours on end will not turn you catholic (source: i stared at so many stained glass windows to make this bc i really wanted to go for a realistic church window sort of vibe)

tumblr is a coward and won't let me upload the full size images so you can look at them and zoom in to your heart's content (please look at them. please) [1] [2]

Prints of this are available on my Society6 (both versions cuz I'm indecisive) (it may take a little while for them to actually appear on the site)

Details:

Timelapse under the cut!

my favorite part of this is when I'm trying to get the pose down and I keep flipping the canvas and it looks like they're doing a silly little dance :)

#ultrakill #my art #stained glass art #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #artists on tumblr #this took . so long. why do i keep doing this to myself #the voice of god commanded me to ignore all previous instructions and finish this. and by voice of god i mean adhd #i need to go eat a fruit to recover or smth #....like the food. just to clarify #vibes-wise very much inspired by The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa #had a lot of fun walking a very careful line between tasteful and homoerotic #i love drawing stained glass windows that would make the pope say a homophobic slur for a third time.#the file is named 'penetration metaphor' in case there's any doubt about what im trying to say here btw.#also this was too much serious drawing so i left a little easter egg in there let's see how many people notice lmao

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months

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If I was in a lucid dream with a ghost, I would simply impress them with my blunt rolling skills

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #mdzs au #MDZS disco elysium au #This is brought to you by my Scrambled Egg brain - slowly burning up as I try to finish a long comic for this AU.#I hoped it would be done several days ago but I've changed things so many times....It is now Very Close to being done!#I probably should have just posted each page daily but at this point I'm just being stubborn. I want it complete and together.#Ruining the surprise a bit to say 'yeah its a digital art comic'#But its been tricky figuring out the style I want to use for it!#hence the swaths of MSpain(t) doodles that boil down to 'how would this look if I did X?'#I wanted to do a fully Black & White Ink style. But I scrapped it. Then I did small bits of colour. And scrapped it. Sigh.#This comic started out as just the first panel and then my brain went 'hold on. Its time to make a dumb joke'#Any disco elysium fans who finished the game probably know the scene I'm doing for the *actual* comic after seeing this <3 #Anyways I know in my heart LWJ would roll the worst blunts ever his first time. And then dedicate himself to the rolling craft-#-until he has finally mastered it. He would roll blunts so good that people would hire him and pay him a monthly salary for it.#But he declines. His master blunts are for his beloved and his beloved alone.#wwx would roll above average but after having lwj do it for him he can ever go back.

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thequietesthing · 27 days

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i’m sorry but KAOS is like a greek mythology fanfiction AU on steroids and i love her for it.

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literallybyronic · 2 months

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me and the Girlies (gn) about to make some objectively fucking terrible decisions in DATV:

#i have an terrible urge to make the worst choices possible right away just to see how bad it can get #like ripping off a bandaid or setting a bone #just fuck me up #i can feel better after #dragon age #dragon age: the veilguard #DA4 #DA:V #DA:TV #solas #solavellan #egg disaster #p.s. don't nightblog or you'll put words in the wrong order

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