#send me asks

[shrimparts-blog1890]

Here's some Darling wips so y'all don't think I'm dead 😭😭😭🙏🏻🎀👩‍🍳

[keklordkaotic]

Optimus having gay thoughts about Megatron and having an existential crisis on WHY of ALL MECHS did it have to be MEGATRON?

I think it would be funny lol

Thanks for the prompt dude! Your wish is my command.

The quotes in OP’s thought bubble are scraped from an English translation of the Masterpiece Megatron design notes.

If anyone else wants to send me art or writing prompts, I’m open to just about anything right now so long as I’m familiar with the subject or can otherwise pull up a reference for whatever it is.

[k1ddos1utxoxo]

Show us a sfw body pic, then I'll let u know if I'm interested 🤓

Herez meee ^_^ (also the face pic waz from a few days ago andz i just dyed my hair purple yesterday lollz)

[wineanddineloseyourmind]

Kink rating: transformation during sex.

(Bonus points for for awnsering for both you and your prospective partner)

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

This is THE best thing to me. I fucking love it. I could rant about how much I love this trope for ages but I’ll just settle for listing some fun scenarios:

Demon fucking a human, human slowly grows horns and a tail and fangs (and also becomes a deranged sex freak)

Human getting fucked by tentacles, gets heavily pregnant (and overall heavy) in a matter of minutes

Human getting fucked by minotaur, turns into a hucow when they drink the minotaur’s cum or sucks milk from its tit

Human getting railed by alien, their body morphs to be the right size and shape for the alien’s weird anatomy (bonus points if the human essentially becomes an alien too!)

Human getting fucked in every orifice by slimes, ends up turning into a slime-human hybrid when they accidentally drink too much

I could go on.

[mazzystar24]

Okay but hear me out..... What if oliver is being open about buddie to lure new viewers but there's no real incentive to be excited? Why am I so scared to be optimistic? Convince me that is OK to be excited pls

i wouldnt think that would be the case AT ALL

like if it was anyone other than oliver i might be more apprehensive over their motives but oliver since day one tried his absolute hardest to not get people's hopes up

like after 7x04 he even confirmed that for years he had stopped interacting with some content online that interpreted bi buck or buddie undertones just to not lead anyone astray

and even in the recent interview he talks about him and ryan agreeing to like try not to get peoples hopes up with interacting with buddie posts

so him being more open is definitely a shift, like just to clarify if buddie doesnt happen anytime soon it wouldnt be a case of oliver getting our hopes up for nothing like that man is getting crucified constantly and i would not blame him AT ALL so lemme make that clear

butttt if he of all people is being more open about it i feel like it indicates to me that there are at the very least more conversations and proposals of making buddie canon happening, like it tells me at the very least we are warranted some optimism

[ask-lute]

*Headpats*

Want tea? You look disturbed?♡

[When you pat her head she just glares.]

"Don't touch me, or you will lose that hand."- 🗡

[digitaloffshoot]

If you’re still taking any art suggestions (it’s totally fine if not!), I think Alraumon from Digimon would be cute in your style!

i love digimon..!

[ask-pentious]

"Hello Pentious."

"Why hello, my dear!"-🎩🐍

[fakefeminist]

Tell me I am dumb, it makes me wet

[lazydoodlesandfanfic]

Surprise Visit Pt 2 (Thor X Son!Reader)

Characters: Thor Odinson X Son!Reader

Universe: Marvel, Avengers

Warnings: None

Pt 1

Request: Hi, I'm just finish Poco's udon world, and right of the batch I thought what if Poco is Thor's son, Poco has some of his feature too and I remember your fic Surprise Visit. Can you please do a Part 2 of it?🥺 reader is like Thor but he quite shy and always bring with books that his mother read before bed they bonding by activities together Thor bring him to Asgard to meet his grandparents Loki read them books, tell them stories, show and teach them magic (Harry Potter) with Freyaa and all fluff❤

The first few days after finally meeting your dad had been awkward to say the least. You were spending almost every waking moment either with him, or your uncle. You had expected that Loki would be a lot more awkward with you- or straight up wouldn’t like you from the get go, but it ended up being kind of the opposite. Thor had been a bit too eager from the get go to play the fatherly role, and you found it unnerving, and when Thor realised that (with help from Clint and Steve pointing it out for him) he backed up and started to just try and get to know you, your interests, your dislikes, and take things a little slower. Loki, on the other hand, was nowhere near as pushy, gave you space, and didn’t force conversation on to you. Eventually though, you ended up finding something to bond with Loki over; Books. 

You had been interested in the books he read, even if you couldn’t read the language, and worked up the courage to ask him about it, and after an explanation, he asked what kind of books you liked, and it was a start of an actual long and meaningful conversation. Loki took that, and hinted that Thor should look into those books. The next day, Thor showed up to your room with a pile of books in his arms and a grin on his face. 

Things since then had got a lot better between you and your dad. Instead of forcing it, or acting the part for the sake of it, Thor had naturally fallen into the father role that made it a comfortable change for you. Thor had little interest in books, but you had the ritual with him now of him buying a book for you, you read it, and after every chapter, you give him a rundown of what happened in detail, and you’d discuss it. You’d opened up a bit with him over the weeks, about what your life was like growing up with mum, holidays, key memories for you, and the rituals you two had- including reading books before bed together, which was where your love for books came from. Thor soon got you some of the books you mentioned, so you could do it with him. You got into a nice rhythm of living with and being around your dad and uncle, to the point where you were expecting it when an advancement was suggested. 

“How do you feel about going to Asgard with Loki and I, tomorrow?” Thor asked, as you were tidying up after another late night discussion about a book you had been reading- this one actually a recommendation from your Uncle Loki. You stopped what you were doing, and looked over at Thor, who waited patiently. 

“Uh… sure. Okay.” You agreed hesitantly, and immediately his face lit up. You had long guessed this conversation would happen, so you had time to prepare for it, though you knew that was actually impossible. What could prepare you for going to the land of gods- where you know you didn’t belong, even if Thor was your father? “Do… Do they know about me?” You asked cautiously. 

“Of course!” He immediately answered. “As soon as I returned to Agard after we met, I told mother and father about you, and my friends! I wanted to tell the entire kingdom, but mother- your grandmother, insisted we wait till you met them all first before telling the rest of Asgard. Freya, your grandmother, is the most eager to meet you.” He gushed to you. You’d heard a lot about your grandparents through both Thor and Loki. Admittedly, Thor was the only one who talked about Odin, and while Loki didn’t talk much about them, when he did, it was always about Freya, about how she was also a bit of a bookworm, and how she taught him magic.

You got up early the next morning, mostly due to struggling to sleep from the anticipation, and you didn’t have to wait for either your dad or uncle to be ready either, though you couldn’t tell if it was due to excitement or nerves, or maybe they were both feeling those things- your dad the excitement, and Loki the nerves. It didn’t help that your dad was a raving optimist, and your uncle was a pessimist, so you couldn’t tell who was feeling the right way, so you just adopted a bit of each of their emotions. Cautiously excited.

You honestly wasn’t sure what to expect when you actually got there, or even the process of getting there in the first place, but as soon as you left the Bifrost, you were in awe. Sure, they had told you all about Asguard- the rainbow path that led to it, the great kingdom, the beauty of it all, but none of that was in comparison to what you were actually seeing. You remained in stunned silence the entire walk up the bridge, actually entering into Asguard, past the several hundred people who came to welcome them back and ask about you, up until your father actually called for you, after seeing you distracted by something else further away. You turned, seeing several people stood with your father and uncle, looking at you smiling. “Y/N, these are my friends, Fandrall, Hogun, Volstagg, and Sif.” Your father introduced you.

“So this is the little prince?” Sif questioned with a smile. 

“Little? Thor, you said he was a boy! Give it a few years and he’ll be ready to be king!” Volstagg laughed, though the mention of such a role made you look at Loki quickly, and then your dad. 

“He is a boy! The very idea of being king is still a long way away- you make it sound like he’ll outlive me.” Thor defended. 

“Speaking of Kings.” Loki spoke up, placing  hand on Thor’s shoulder. 

“Right! Haven’t had the chance to introduce him to the rest of his family. We’ll pick this up later, promise.” Thor told them motioning you over, and guiding you deeper into the kingdom, down several expansive corridors, before you turned a corner, and spotted a group of women talking in the hallway ahead, and your father and uncle stopped. “Loki, stay here with Y/N.” Thor requested, before going towards the group, and you looked up at Loki confused, who patted you on the shoulder. You watched as your father approached the group, made some small talk, before all the women except one left down another hallway, and Thor stepped to the side, motioning the woman towards you and Loki, and you realised who she must be. Freya. Your grandmother. 

As soon as she saw you properly, she smiled warmly, hands clasped and pressed against her chest with excitement, and any fear you had- fear of not being liked, or not meeting their standards, of being a disappointment, being looked down on for being half human- it all faded. You could feel the love and acceptance radiating off the woman as she reached out her hands, and took your own. “Y/N, words cannot describe the absolute joy I feel to finally be in your presence finally after all of Thor’s descriptions.” Freya told you, gently squeezing your hands, and you couldn’t help but smile too. 

“I’ve heard so many wonderful things about you too from dad and uncle Loki.” You told her, and her smile grew, before she pulled you closer and wrapped an arm around you. 

“Thor- Loki, go tell your father that you’re here with Y/N- I’ll give Y/N a tour of the palace- we’ll be in the library when you’re done. We have a lot to talk about.” Freya decided, already walking away with you, and you didn’t fight it, leaving with her. 

Thor and Loki did as ordered, finding their father, letting them know they’d also brought you, and after a bit of back and forth questioning where exactly you were, and Loki explaining their mother had already stolen you away herself, and Odin simply sighed, and got up to follow his sons to head to the Library. 

By the time they met back up with you and Freya, you and her were already getting along like a house on fire- she’d asked about your mother, her health, your childhood, her own expieriences that related when raising Thor and Loki, and when she heard about your little tradition with Thor with books, she picked out a book for you to take home to read, and to keep. You felt comfortable enough with her to ask about Loki and Odin’s relationship, the comment Thor’s friends made about being King one day and how you weren’t big on the idea, and also how according to how your dad and Loki talked about Odin, you were much more worried about meeting him than her. Freya had answers your questions, reassured you of your worries, and promised Odin would be on his best behaviour, and she helped your first meeting with Odin a lot from the get go. 

As soon as Freya saw her husband, she stood first, smiling. “Odin, thank you for joining us. I was just about to ask Y/N if they’d like a private family dinner. What do you think?” Freya asked him, wrapping an arm around you again, and you smiled nervously at your grandfather, who was a lot more intimidating than you had anticipated. Odin didn’t talk at first, stepping a little closer, and you panicked internally, not knowing what to do, if you were supposed to do something- but Freya had kept her arm around you, gently rubbing your arm in reassurance. 

“That can certainly be arranged. It’ll let us get to know our grandson. Thor, will you come with me to make the arrangements?” He asked, of his oldest, who nodded. “See you at dinner, Y/N.” He told you, before making his leave, Thor smiling at you, before following after him. 

“In the meantime.” Freya spoke up once the two were quite a distance away. “Y/N, want to learn some magic?” She asked. 

“Mother, I don’t know about that…” Loki fussed. 

“Just beginning spells, nothing serious… we’ll save that for later. Maybe you could mentor Y/N as well when back on Midgard.” She suggested, and you realised that maybe, just maybe… Loki got some of his mischief from his mother. 

“Am I able to do magic? Since I’m half human?” You questioned. 

“I believe so, it’s worth a try. You coming Loki?” Freya questioned her son, who simply sighed, and followed after, deciding to be apart of his mother’s antics, knowing that Thor might lose his mind when he finds out about this. 

Hope you like it! If you have any questions, please send them in!

*Not my Gif

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[shrimparts-blog1890]

So I did the meme ✨🤌🏼👩‍🍳

[keklordkaotic]

heyy hi i dont normally ask requests but since youre taking them how about some astrotrain or skywarp? feel free to can this one if youre not feeling up to it

How about both?

He’s not sorry.

If anyone else wants to send me art or writing prompts, I’m open to just about anything right now so long as I’m familiar with the subject or can otherwise pull up a reference for whatever it is.

[k1ddos1utxoxo]

Ooooo guess whoz getting a new cart todayy That meanz i can be a little high slut tonighttt cuz ediblez sometimezz make me horny but smoking getz me sooo drippy omfgg alsoo the type of cart iz gonna be a suprise (cuz i paid one of my older brotherz friendz to get it for me and basically i was told ill get what i get loll but its fair cuz i didnt pay much)

[mazzystar24]

ok pls you know I just started watching like less than two weeks ago (rip) please please explain to me why Ryan has been in pr jail what did he DO 😂😂

okay idk the exact timeline and i wasnt here for a lot so dont take my word for it but basically since like s2/3 they havent really let ryan be out on press stuff like interviews because this man is unhinged and is like renee rapp levels of PR's behated child

buttttt in s7 they seemed to let him out and he went FERAL

imma just link some posts and let you see SOME of the carnage he caused:

https://www.tumblr.com/mazzystar24/744957136107356160/being-a-buddie-fan-is-a-roller-coaster-cos-like?source=share - guess who said what thing hint hint the ones that make you convinced that buddie explored eachothers bodies are ryans ones

https://www.tumblr.com/mazzystar24/744759295588073472/girls-when-this-goes-beyond-friendship-and-i-love?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mazzystar24/744758759488962560?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/911bts/744780265752330240?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mazzystar24/744875617757069312/closer-than-ever-a-lot-of-changes-in-that?source=share

https://www.tumblr.com/mazzystar24/744781629175840768/ryan-saying-well-there-is-something-brand-new?source=share

in conclusion if you think oliver destroyed us with his recent interviews you should be more scared of the next time they let ryan out of his ward

[stupidsillyboy]

im literally so desperate nothing is workigngnfnsjnm snksmksmka i wna cum but i fucking CANT!!!! bc im deciding to be a good boy today