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sergle · 1 year
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Bumper sticker that says "I ATE THE BEST PUSSY OF MY LIFE AT THE OKLAHOMA RATTLESNAKE FESTIVAL"
hm. yeah I'll post that
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sergle · 9 months
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underrated thing I enjoy is when a tv show needs to have a rat in a scene, and it’s supposed to be like. a wild nasty ass scary rat, but obviously they’re using someone’s beautiful chubby clean trained pet rat. occasionally it looks like they put some coconut oil or something on its fur to make it look grubby. just a little something for me.
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sergle · 5 months
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sorry ppl are being weird to you. heres my dog who gets mad when we dont let him in the dishwasher ✌ enjoy
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I'll have you know that this picture is so fucking cute that I tried reverse image searching it bc I thought you were sending me a pic from the reddit front page or something
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sergle · 5 months
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Now that your boobs aren't taking up 80% of your torso anymore, I bet you can wear crop tops now
OH FUCK
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sergle · 1 year
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What's wrong with lexapro? I ask as a fellow lexapro user.
I like that you're asking me what's wrong w lexapro like it's Problematic and not like it just has a very negative impact on me
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sergle · 2 years
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Girl boss, girl bulge, girl bush or something
and that's that on that!
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sergle · 4 months
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yeah bc every porn star is a millionaire 🙄
yep!!! every woman who shows her boobs instantly gets one Million Dollars. bc women have it so easy
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sergle · 2 months
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HOW are you still listening to the mcelroys
i know it's a little silly and quirky of me, but i actually still watch/read/listen to lots of things even when they aren't trending on tumblr anymore
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sergle · 5 months
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Can you post your waist nakey
Can you dwown in a wiver
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sergle · 3 months
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WAIT AHHHH did I miss the cats already???? T_T Due to Money(tm) I cannot join permanently, but I really wanted the cats D: Is there still a possibility to join for the kitties?
SKREE there is still some time actually!! I haven't been doing proper promo for my patreon this month- but you still get the stuff if you join/upgrade anytime before January 1st!
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sergle · 4 months
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the world is full of balance. the wheel of time may be one of the worst book-adaptation shows I've ever watched. and it also may have exposed me to the hottest man I have Ever Seen. I feel sick. what the fuck do yall know about Amar Chadha-Patel. I've been awake for 29 hours and counting
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sergle · 6 months
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Yo, you have a pretty neck tho!
VAMPIRE SPOTTED
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sergle · 5 months
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Do you have pics of the dogs? I'd love to see the dogs
I ONLY HAVE VIDEOSSSSSSSSS you can see mom run through once or twice in this one..
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sergle · 11 months
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Can you confirm if Garfield will or will not be taking your boobs?
Garfield isn't ready to release a statement at this time
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sergle · 4 months
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i feel like you're just happily going through older arts and redrawing them with the titty nerf in place and honestly??? so happy for you, you go you funky bean
LMAO well I suppose the eyes see what they wanna see, I've proportioned the pixel redraw girls the same way I drew them back when! here lemme show you
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actually it's lowkey a point of pride how close I was able to get them lol
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sergle · 6 months
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Wait did you not have to get a nipple graft??
oh I did!! I got that whole thing, the nips were completely removed from my body, re-cut into new circles and sewn back onto the new boobs. but my RIGHT nipple reconnected to live nerves fucking IMMEDIATELY, and my left nip isn't tuned in yet. AND IT SUCKS
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