#set a girl freeeeeeeee

[singsweetmelodies]

my aunt: so, darling, did you bring some nice south african wine back again?

me, caught: yes... yes i always bring some nice south african wine... 🥹

my aunt: excellent! shall we have a glass of the red? 🥰

and i don't know how to tell her no, aunt mary, i do not want to have a glass of wine with you now because actually, all i want to do is write about these two men who drive fast cars having freaky kinky sex