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viastro · 4 years

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how to flirt | kwon soonyoung

ミ★ synopsis: in which you teach your best friend how to flirt, but all soonyoung knows is gross pick up lines.

ミ★ genre: best friends!au, humor, fluff, hint of angst at the end

ミ★ warnings: none !

ミ★ word count: 1,674

ミ★ pairings: soonyoung x female reader

ミ★ notes: hi! i felt bad for like... only writing angst in the last few oneshots i’ve put out, so i hope this chaos filled one makes up for it !! even tho there’s a hint of angst at the end !! omg who am i? i used to only write fluff and crack, now i’m a whore for angst... my god. also i got this prompt from tiktok hehe

“Please help me.”

“No.”

“Bruh…” You give Soonyoung a look, before turning back to your physics homework. He lets out a whine, grasping your arm and shaking it. “Yn, please! You’re the only one who’s gone on a date-”

“I don’t think the one with Vernon counts because we were only pretending to be on a date in order to spy on Joshua and Jeonghan.” Soonyoung squints at you, before continuing.

“If you love me, you’ll help teach me how to flirt with the cute cashier at the coffee shop.”

“I feel like that’s not my job, even if I do love you.” You respond, and Soonyoung whines even louder beside you. He rolls onto your kitchen floor, closing his eyes and letting out loud sighs to try and convince you. Shrugging, you go back to your science homework.

Soonyoung opens an eye to peek at you, only to be offended by the fact that you’re peacefully doing your homework as he lays on your floor in misery. He sits up, now shooting death glares at you. You turn and glance at him, letting out a chuckle.

“Oh? Sleeping beauty finally woke up from his beauty sleep on my kitchen floor?” Soonyoung reaches out and slaps your leg softly, making you giggle and kick his shoulder.

“Let me do my homework and then I’ll help you, okay?” His expression turns from a pout to a big smile as he stands up off the floor. He wraps his arms around you, giving you a big hug. “Aye…”

“Thank you yn! I’ll be waiting on your couch!” Soonyoung sings cheerfully before skipping out of the kitchen and into your living room. You shake your head, chuckling at his antics, before going back to thermodynamics.

“Okay, so what’s the first thing you know when it comes to flirting?” You ask, reaching over to the table to take a chip. Soonyoung lifts a hand to his chin, showing that he’s really thinking of what he knows in an attempt to impress you. “I know that nice guys don’t finish last.”

You blink, before letting out a sigh and patting his back, “I’ll give you that.”

“Anything else?”

“If I knew anything else than I wouldn’t be sitting here asking you to help me.” You squint at Soonyoung, and he immediately changes his expression to one that doesn’t make him look like a smartass.

“Ignoring that, but the first thing you wanna do is start off a conversation. You can either compliment them, mention how nice they look.” Soonyoung nods, his expression incredibly focused on every word you’re saying. You fight back a smile at how ridiculous he is before continuing.

“If they seem flattered and look as if they want to continue the conversation, then green means go. However, if they seem uncomfortable and not interested then back off Kwon Soonyoung.” You say with a glare, and your friend noticeably gulps nervously, making you grin at the power you hold. You lean back, straightening out your shirt. “Okay, that’s it.”

“THAT’S IT?!”

“That’s basically it. If green means go, then introduce yourself properly and get to know them. If they’re uninterested, then that’s it buddy. We must respect people.” Soonyoung nods his head, rubbing the back of his neck.

“Can we practice?”

“Pardon?”

“Like,” Soonyoung turns to face you, grasping your hands and giving you an earnest look. “Can we pretend that you’re the girl from the coffee shop?” You let out a sigh, muttering how badly you’d rather not do that. Peeking over at him, you see him giving you the puppy dog eyes.

“God, fine. Stupid puppy dog eyes.” Soonyoung claps his hands in victory, before thinking of what to start off with.

“Oh wait!” You raise an eyebrow at your friend, “Can I do pickup lines?”

You stare at Soonyoung, pursing your lips as you realize that he truly has not flirted once. Yet for some reason, everyone in school has a huge ass crush on him. Letting out another sigh you answer, “Only if they’re creative and actually good. Let me hear some and I’ll tell you whether you can say it or not.”

Soonyoung pumps his arm in the air excitedly, flashing you a big smile. You softly grin back at him, finding that he looks best when he’s happy. He takes a deep breath, closing his eyes, before opening them and staring directly at you with a determined look on his face.

“Are you from Tenness-”

“No.” Soonyoung looks taken aback at your abrupt response, and you just shake your head at him. He lets out a breath, before trying again.

“Did you fall from heav-”

“No.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine-”

“No.”

“Yn! You have to let me get all the way through so that you can actually critique them properly.” Soonyoung whines, and you lean back onto the couch, letting out a sigh. “These are all gross, overdone, pickup lines that will absolutely not work. Give me unique ones.”

Soonyoung thinks to himself, before sporting a big smile once again when he remembers one that he learned. He stands up and walks past the couch, before walking back towards you again.

“Do you believe in love at first sight?” You raise an eyebrow at him, and he grins when he realizes he finally found one you don’t know. He leans forward so that your noses are inches from each other, and you stare directly into his eyes.

“Or should I walk by again?”

“Or should I walk by again...” You say at the same time, Soonyoung trailing off, now a lot more discouraged. He leans back, now standing at his full height again, frowning at you. He thinks to himself again, and you grab the bowl of potato chips from the table, getting comfy when you realize he’s not going to give up anytime soon.

“If you were a fruit-”

“No.”

“If you were a Transformer-”

“No.”

“Feel my shirt, you know what it’s made of?”

“Absolutely not.”

Soonyoung backtracks, looking at you with a hopeful look on his face, but you shake your head. “I mean absolutely not to the whole pickup line in general, not me answering it.”

Soonyoung sighs, sitting down beside you on the couch, thinking even harder now. The two of you sit in silence, the sound of you chewing the potato chips filling the quiet void of your apartment as Soonyoung tries to remember the pickup lines he took two hours learning the day prior. He lets out a small, aha!, once he recalls a few other ones.

“My love for you is like diarrhea-”

“God, no. Absolutely not.”

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

“Not bad.” Soonyoung grins, pumping the air in tiny font as he considers that a small victory before beginning again.

“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m totally checking you out.”

“Jesus Christ, no Soonyoung.”

“Aside from being sexy-”

“Don’t finish that.”

“Been around the world don’t speak the language, but your booty don’t need explaining. All I really need to understand is, will you talk dirty to me?” You stare at Soonyoung, a look of both disgust and genuine concern displayed on your face as he gives you a proud smile.

“D-did you… did you just quote a lyric from a Jason Derulo song?”

“Yeah! Did you like it?” You close your eyes, genuinely wondering how Soonyoung looked at all of these pickup lines and thought they were okay.

“So, you are absolutely not doing pickup lines when you see the coffee shop girl next time. You’re going to compliment her like a good guy who does not use gross, overused pickup lines. Got it?” Soonyoung pouts at you, before nodding.

“Alright, pretend I’m her. Try and win me over.” He purses his lips, covering his face with his hands once he starts to feel nervous. You smile, letting your head rest on your hand as you wait. Soonyoung finally looks into your eyes and gives you a grin.

“Hi, I just wanted to tell you that you’re really beautiful, and that your smile really brightens up my day. Whenever you smile at me, I feel like nothing could go wrong.” Soonyoung tells you honestly, causing you to break eye contact due to the warmth flooding your face. You rub the back of your neck, “That was good. T-that was really nice Soonie.”

He gives you a smile, “Really?”

You nod your head, standing up off your couch to signal that it’s time for you to get ready for bed. “Maybe you don’t need to add the last sentence though. The first one where you mention her smile is really sweet on its own.”

“Oh that wasn’t a compliment for her.” Soonyoung says, standing up as well and stretching his arms over his head. You raise an eyebrow at him, and he turns, giving you a soft smile. “It was for you.”

Your eyes widen slightly, more heat rushing to your face and you look away again. Soonyoung grins, before wrapping his arms around you, cradling your head like he always does when he hugs you. You slowly wrap your arms around his waist, closing your eyes as you take in his comforting scent.

“Thank you for helping me yn, I’ll tell you how it goes tomorrow.” He pulls away, and you give him a small smile.

“Of course! You have to text me right after alright? Not a second late, I’ll be waiting.” Soonyoung laughs, putting his flannel on and giving you a thumbs up as the two of you walk out of your living room. He waves bye to you, and you smile and wave back. Once you hear the sound of your apartment door closing, your smile slowly drops from your face. You place a hand over your heart, feeling the wave of sadness finally hit you at full blast.

“She’s one lucky girl to have you pining after her, Soonyoung.”

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jejublr · 7 years

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KBBQ Owner!Hoshi

A/N: This might be a new AU I’m starting idk but I got this idea from an interview where the members told the interviewer what jobs they’d do if they weren’t an idol. Maybe this might turn into a Odd Jobs!Seventeen??

Ok remember that interview when Soonyoung said he’d be a Korean BBQ owner if he wasn’t an idol?

Bc I do

CAN YOU IMAGINE THOUGH???

Quit his previous job and decided to open his business on a whim

“Don’t worry, guys, I can feel it in my bones!”

Proceeds to use every single penny in his bank account to open up a Korean BBQ shop

It’s a humble shop just on a corner of a street

It’s the traditional type; one with the open entrance and where you can smell the scent of beef grilling over a griller from miles away

Also one where people get drunk and have drunken fights all the time but we’ll get to that later ;)

Anyways

The customers like him a lot bc he’s so nice and friendly and so fun to be around and has such a nice face to look at tbh

Also because Soonyoung likes to impulsively treat the whole restaurant to a free round of beer on a Friday night high at 10:10

“THE NEXT ROUND OF BEER IS ON THE HOUSE”

*cue everyone cheering*

Cries over his bank account the next morning lol

But they like him because he’d be that guy who sites next to a customer on the booth and listens as they drunkenly ramble and cry

^then proceeds to call a taxi to get the customer home safely when they’re done awww

And tbh his business is running mostly thanks to that one guy (Seokmin??) who always comes after dark and orders by randomly shouting “PORK BELLY,” out of nowhere while throwing his hands up

It’s a sight to behold

Basically Seokmin is Soonyoung’s loyal patron now

Honestly if it wasn’t for Seokmin, Soonyoung would’ve been broke a long time ago

Soonyoung hangs around Seokmin whenever he’s in the shop, neglecting his duties

They’d joke around a lot and they like being lOUD

Sometimes Soonyoung forgets he’s not a customer lmao

Soonyoung does all the work; cashier, waitress, everything.

Even though, he never complains bc he actually enjoys running his business

He never told anyone how exhausted he always feels despite his easy-going demeanor

How he always stay late, serving then cleaning up the shop by himself at wee hours into the morning

How he sometimes struggles to pay the bills

And how he sometimes wishes he has a someone by his side to support him

SOMEONE PROTEC HIM T^T

BUT THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN, READER

So you’re actually one of his good friends

And one day you had enough bc a literal child is actually running a business??

Someone needs to be the responsible one in here

So one day you came up to him at the cashier and said

“Soonyoung, I had enough of watching you working yourself to the ground and treating people beer when you obviously can't afford it >:( Move out of the way.”

And you literally shoved him aside and took his position on the cashier stool as The Cashier™

On one side he was offended bc you literally just dethroned him but at the same time he felt Blessed™

Bc you literally just dropped everything to help him in the shop??

And that’s the story on how you became his manager

You’re basically the brake Soonyoung needed

You help him stop from blowing the budget

You take care of the cash book, weekly expenditures and how much Soonyoung spends treating people to free beers

The customers were disappointed bc they’re getting free beers no more but thought you guys look cute together lmao

You could say you guys bicker like an old married couple??

“Soonyoung, that beef is for the customer.”

“Buh mm hngghry.”

“Please, chew before you talk.”

You suspect some of the customers came just for the show but they live for it tbh

But there were days when you both just let loose

“Y/N, doesn’t these samgyeopsal look like Minghao’s hair??”

“IT DOES!!!”

And you both laughed so hard that it made the drunk customers really confused???

Bc they’re the ones supposed to be drunk?? Not you two

It was inevitable that you eventually became close friends with Seokmin, too

Like, it’s so amusing to watch them do their dumb s***

You don’t need a TV or anything; they’re entertaining enough

And you don’t think you had ever laughed so much in your life until now?? And you just feel so happy at where you are now despite the struggle??

You admit to yourself that being with Kwon Soonyoung made you feel the happiest you’ve ever been in your life

With his tenacious energy and passion plus that sMILE you just can’t help but have a little crush on him

But you kept those thoughts to yourself

Bc you’ve seen how he already had his plate full with all his responsibilities

You don’t want to burden him :(

Little did you know...

Soonyoung felt like a huge weight was lifted off his shoulders when you swooped in like the hero that you are

You’re literally his savior??

You decided to drop everything to come and help him in the shop and he had never had anybody do such selfless thing for him

And to say he was grateful was an understatement

Because he would literally give you the world

But he couldn’t afford the world

So he gave you the next best thing that he has

His heart

fU**

From the first day that you literally kicked him out of his stool until now, his heart just grew larger and larger for you

And sometimes he just watches you with a fond smile as you serve customers bc ‘wow, I’m so lucky.’

Bc what did he ever do to deserve such a sweet and selfless person as you???

At this point, everybody who goes there ship you guys lol

And some of the customers would flirt with you just to see Soonyoung get riled up

And honestly you let it happen bc frustrated Soonyoung is cute Soonyoung

“YAH! STOP FLIRTING ON MY MANAGER!”

“I’ll shove this coal up your ass so high and make sure that gochunjang isn’t going to be the only thing burning in there.”

And they knew that’s where they had to stop bc he’s not called Kwon Fire for no reason

But ofc they know he’s just joking and everything’s for good fun

Well, at least it was, until one night

Remember when I told you that drunken fights sometimes happen in the shop?

That night, a group of men were having a drink after a long day at work

It’s pretty normal for people to get drunk on a Friday night like this

So you were just doing your job, tending to the customers when one of the men started flirting with you

Now, you’re okay if it’s just for laughs, but he seemed adamant about asking you out

And you started to feel very uncomfortable and as if he sensed your distress, Soonyoung came out of the kitchen

And imagine his surprise when he saw this punk trying to forcefully hit on you when you’re obviously not interested and bothered

So he went all Kwon Fire on the guy

“What do you think you’re doing?!”

“Asking what such a pretty thing doing in a place like this.” the man slurred, gesturing towards you

Sonyoung’s heart grew a little heavy as if agreeing; ‘they deserve so much more than this tiny cramped up place.’

“You better stay away. Before you regret it.”

“Why should I?” the guy slurred

“Because they’re mine.” Soonyoung glared

And you guessed when someone hadn’t had proper sleep in a week they would look pretty scary when angered so that’s why the guy looked like he might’ve peed in his pants in front of everyone the next second if he hadn’t scurry our of the shop before Soonyoung do that himself

It was over, but you were still pretty shook bc did he really just??

Your heart broke a little thinking that it might just be an act

When you met his eyes, you’re ready to compliment on his acting but he caught you off-guard by taking your hands into his large ones

“What I said earlier? It was all true. I care about you. I like you, a lot. And I don’t care if you don’t like me back because I understand that I’m not–”

You cut him off with a hug and were like “I like you a lot, too.”

And Soonyoung’s speechless bc

W hat. They like me back!

And neither of you made any move that would indicate that you’d break the hug anytime soon

And the customers were really stunned

Bc whoop, the grill isn’t the only thing getting hot in here, let’s l e a v e

You both didn’t even realize the customers started leaving bc you’re too wrapped up in each other’s embrace

And a soft trot music from the cd shop across the street played in the background

And you guys were tired and sweaty and you both smelled like grilled meat but you don’t mind

And Soonyoung swore to himself he’d make you the happiest person in the whole wide world

Even though he felt as if he did not have much thing to offer

But you wouldn’t trade it for the world

Because you know

Here, in the humble corner barbeque shop, struggling to make ends meet at times

But this is where you belong

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