The IRA has requested that I start eating french fries
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Just a often reminder that Twerklolababy is the standard model i think of when i say fine ass woman. You can call me a simp all you want, but i do know this, the women yall think are better? STANK. They don't wash their ass, they can't cook, they can't take care of their kids and love them, they can't even maintain their shape AFTER they have kids! But she did, she's not with her baby daddy anymore and she's moving on and doing her. As she should...And she's so quiet!!! I love her they way she is, and IF i was her man, i wouldnt care about her twerking online, cause she'd be blessing me with her wet kitty every night. Twerklolababy IS the Standard baddie!
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Maverick, trying to flirt: My dick is like life... Life is hard.
Iceman, blankly: Life is also short.
Maverick: Listen here, you annoyingly sexy son of a bitch-
Iceman, trying to contain his upset: You should know that my mother is an incredibly kind, respected, and well loved woman.
Maverick: I meant your father?
Iceman: ...
Iceman: Continue.
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Love these pictures of Erling with his very proud Momma! 🥰 ❤️🏆🥇
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