#sexyman poll

[tapiocats]

*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!

[tefmiles]

at first i did not care for the sexy man polls but seeing cecil come back from the shadows to absolutely kill and destroy and remind everyone of the sexy man ROOTS and now i’m left patriotic like im rooting for my favorite long forgotten baseball team with all these fans who have never heard of the Spider Wolves before

[icantfindmyfish]

VOTE CECIL

[ophiia]

Y'all are underestimatating the inherent comedic value of someone who has no canonical physical appearance winning the Tumblr sexy man poll. That's like the most Tumblr thing to ever Tumblr.

[clementartz]

welp... long live the king i guess 

bonus sans below. lord help him

[carlyraejepsans]

in light of the coming sans vs cecil finale, i have to say that there is no bad outcome to this now. you did it. you mad sons of bitches, you did it. we could vote this like a true sexyman showdown or we could vote this for a gag, it doesn't matter anymore. but most importantly, the question that this poll raises is...

WHERE is the undertale/wtnv crossover episode where cecil announces monsterkind's return to the surface right outside of town. because "thousands of weird creatures came out of the nearby people-eating mountain after millennia of imprisonment and are currently settling into town via wacky hijinks" is a VERY night vale thing to happen

(UPDATE: you should check the full post cause i swear to god if y'all mention the goddamn mountains again)

[not-the-blue]

#cecilsweep is like if you had this friend, right? and you were very good friends! you talked every day, you knew everything about his life, but then it kinda sizzled out, and you'd tell yourself he's still part of your life, but when one of you reached out you were in such different places in life you could barely have a conversation anymore. it'd be kinda sad, but you have new friends now, and you remember your friendship fondly.

then one day you turn on the tv and out of the blue, he's being elected president

[dawdlzdoodles]

CECIL PALMER !!! CECIL GERSHWIN PALMER !!!

[confettibonez]

He’s still salty

[carehounds]

Hydrogen bomb(the onceler) vs coughing baby(britain)

[somehow-progressing]

he’s traumatized. he’s an Aquarius. he’s got more love in his heart than he knows what to do with. he’s battling Lyme disease. he takes his coffee black. he named his dog aubergine. he named his cat khoshekh, like darkness. he’s Jewish. he’s weird about mirrors. he has a complicated relationship with his mother. he has a complicated relationship with reality. he can’t pronounce Michigan to save his life. he writes fanfiction. he’s petty. he squeals over baby animals. he thinks spiders are cute. he finds beauty in all things. he’s a bright shining light in a weird, dark little town. he’s a gay character with a gay actor established in a time where it was dangerous to be any flavor of queer. he’s love poured into the shape of a radio host. he’s a tax evader. he’s not very good with social cues. he’s everything and nothing all at once.

[tapiocats]

I love science

[jazzyartsssss]

In regards to recent events

[allergic-to-fruits]

about that sexyman rematch

[kafiguas]

[angsty-art-ist]

(announcer voice) AND HERE COMES CECIL NIGHTVALE WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[ID: a coloured sketch of Cecil Gershwin Palmer, in monochrome Night Vale Purple. Cecil is in front of a microphone displaying an ‘on air’ light, looking off to the side and taking off his headphones, an exclamation mark over his head.

text bubbles around him read;

“Be sure to wish these sexymen luck as they compete to the- oh? One moment, listeners… Well! It seems that I have also been conscripted into this sexyman tournament! I think this would be a good time to go to the weather…” end ID.]