#shadow and bone incorrect quotes

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Pekka Rollins: That was ages ago, how can you still be upset about that!?

Kaz “I buried your son” Brekker: Well, why don’t you call me in 8 years and tell me if you’re still upset about this

[ladymarvel27]

Kaz: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.  Kaz: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[talleryn]

Nina: I’ve been organising Kaz’s mail. It’s in three categories.

Nina: “from Inej”

Nina: “death threats”

Nina: “death threats from Inej”

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: I get this weird feeling in my chest when I see you.

Kaz:

Y/N:

Kaz: Is it heartburn? I could ask Nina to try and help?

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Inej: Kaz, if you die, do you want to be buried or cremated? Like, if you were hit by a wagon today, what do I do?

Kaz: Go after the wagon driver and make him pay for what he did to me.

Kaz: Avenge me, Inej. Avenge me!

Inej: I found this company, and they bury you in a biodegradable sack. So when your body decomposes, it fertilizes the seeds of a fruit tree.

Inej: That's what I want. Because then you and all the people that love me can eat the fruit from my tree.

Kaz: That is fucking mental

Inej: Coming from the guy that wants me to ruin a wagon driver's life just 'cause he killed you swerving to avoid a child.

Kaz: I didn't know about the fucking child.

[sky-neverending]

part 3 of the Crows as things my friends and I have said

[jazzy-a]

One of the crows talking about someone who hurt them

Kaz, casually: And where did you say they lived?

Crows: Kaz, no. They are already dead, gone, buried.

Kaz: Mm-hm. Okay, sure. Fine.

Kaz:...

Kaz: ...What plot number?

[lilisouless]

Mal: It´s true! i saw an unicorn back in Novyi Zem

Alina: Mal...we were starving, tired-

Nikolai: i want what you were smoking

Mal: I saw it! it was with that kid we meet

Zoya: you think unicorns are real? how old are you?

Mal: you are right! its impossible! thanks for telling me that Mrs Dragon Queen with her were demon husband, when are you writing to your zombie raising child? Because my former sunray wife that i was born to amplify would love to meet her and maybe visit my half siren long lost cousin! Maybe i should tell her that her brother is a tree now

Alina: "snikers" Baghra fucked a fish

Zoya: just because SOME crazy stuff exist doesn't mean everything will ,some things are fictional, like unicorns.

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Wylan: Why do you never take off her hat?

Jesper: Molly is very attached to it, it makes her feel complete

Jesper whispering to the horse´s ear: its okay, he is trustworthy, the secret is safe with him

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Pekka Rollins: I will put so many bullets in your head, Saints won't even recognize you.

Kaz: I'm an atheist. Fire at will.

[igotanidea]

Shadow and bone incorrect quotes

Kaz: I don't like your tone...

Y/N: Well, I don't like your face. Guess we'll both have to suffer.

[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part ?????

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Kaz: I try not to compliment people til they’re dead, but I guess you were… adequate today

Jesper, tearing up: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me

Kaz, threateningly: Never repeat it!

[ladymarvel27]

Inej: I am pretty sure that's illegal, Kaz. Kaz: I am pretty sure that I am a criminal, Inej.

[talleryn]

Inej: if you put ‘violently’ in front of any word it becomes funnier

Inej: violently studies

Nina: violently sleeps

Wylan: violently practises

Matthias: violently takes pictures

Jesper: violently eats

Kaz: violently murders people

Nina: violently worries about the previous statement

[5sospenguinqueen]

Y/N: I did a bad thing.

Kaz: Does it affect me?

Y/N: No.

Kaz: Then suffer in silence.