#shadow company

[shadow0-1]

The homoerotic act of shaving your significant other

[crazyfandomluver]

Cuteness Aggression

Task Force 141: I’m confused on what your relationship with Graves entails…

Shadow Company: What do you mean?

Task Force 141: Well… half the time we see you being super friendly with him…

Task Force 141: While the other half of the time you’re calling him names, pulling his hair really hard, and yanking him around and stuff

Shadow Company: Ah, you see, there’s this thing called ‘cuteness aggression’ that we get when we see something smaller than us

Graves, across the room: SCREW YOU IM NOT SHORT!!

Shadow Company: BISH! SHUT UP YES YOU ARE!

Task Force 141: ._.

[edenkyubiko]

"I think I'll use my credit card.."

This was quickly done w/ mouse on my silly computer. I've been busy with preparing college stuff and personal life lalal

*beep*

"Sir your card was declined.."

"What? How in the hell...?"

*Hydra making a mass purchase on Wagyu Steak*

[yooo-lets-go]

Opinions on Phillip Graves?

Wtf is a kilometer???

[reynisxxsimart]

Soap ALONE mission 🧼

[lxvvie]

Y'all know that whole trend that was going around social media with women calling their significant other by their full name? Yeah, that one. Yet another conversation was had, this time it was about the reactions your favorite babygurls would have if you called them by their full government name because of reasons. Maybe.

Capt. John Price - He's, uh, startled but not enough to drop his cigar this time. Does take a puff of it, though, before addressing you like it's the calm before the storm. Isn't too fazed because he heard it enough from his own mom growing up and he figures he's suave and diplomatic enough to placate you.

Gaz - Pointedly ignores you while giving you side glances here and there which is a major indicator that he's gotten into some shit. Probably. More than likely. Yeah... it was Soap's fault.

Alex Keller - Actually did get into some shit. Does not answer the call of duty.

Soap - You hear 'ah, shit', heavy footsteps, probably a crash, and Soap's peeking his head out from the other room. Has a deer-in-headlights look about him. It was Gaz's fault, goddamnit. He's so adorable. It's enough to make you giggle.

Ghost - You get a grunt. And then it hits him. He stops doing whatever it is he's doing. Fuck, he knows that tone. Simon turns to look at you and he stares into your soul or something like that. What in the hell kind of made-up middle name is that? You spend the better part of a good minute staring each other down before you're all, "I love you ♥️," and Ghost groans and rolls his eyes and goes back to whatever it was he was doing. But not before he grunts out a "Love ya, too." in return.

Alejandro - This is one of the few things that'll actually faze the man. Will damn near break his neck turning to face you to see what's wrong and his eyes will be wide. Oh, the last time he heard his full name called like that was from his beloved grandmother and he'd gotten into some shit then, okay?

Rudy - Ducks his head. Doesn't show his face; he can't bear the sternness of your voice, your gaze. It wasn't him this time, he swears; it remains, though, the way you say his name, an echo in his mind: Ro-DOL-fo. Why'd you have the emphasize THAT part of his name, huh?

König - König.exe stops working. Actually does break something trying to get to you. His eyes are fucking saucers, okay? Oh shit, what did he do this time, Schatz? Are you getting him back after that one time he snuck up on you to surprise you and you dropped dinner? Did you find out about the time he accidentally messed up the laundry and the white clothes came out pink? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO FIX THIS?! Oh, you... just needed him to grab something off the top shelf for you.

Horangi - Also did some shit. Is unapologetic about it. Hits you with a nonchalant, "Yeah?"

Graves - STAYS IN SOME SHIT, OKAY? Saunters in like the smug bastard he is. Smirks and winks at you. "Haven't heard that name in a while, darlin'. What's your fancy?"

Valeria - Pulls a Uno Reverse and calls you by your full government name. Wait―

[keppylo]

Best boss Graves and his Shadows:

Shadows and their tired best boss:

[rinnypyon]

Vacation

[kyzer]

ni tiddies but yall love when it's barrage

[cod-dump]

Shadow Rookie: Scottish? Isn’t that just Irish but less coherent?

Soap: … Graves I’m giving you ten seconds to get your boy before I give him a good throttle

Shadow Rookie: Does that mean what I think it means or is that slang for a blow-

Graves, throwing the rookie over his shoulder before running: NOPE NOPE NOPE-

[sky-is-the-limit]

Now that I'm thinking about it, Alejandro was kinda overdramatic cause if that man took over my base, I'd also give him my house, car, my men to detain, my 3 holes to fill-

[pampanope]

Just a day in Shadow Company ;D

[crazyfandomluver]

Bringing back Grandpa Russell the opossum because I forgot he existed for some reason

[v1x3n]

[artistcalledbella]

Sketches of graves shadow 0-1 fit cuz I thought it looked cool

[sleepyconfusedpotato]

What Should've Happened in That Season 5 Cutscene... 🪦

I just can't accept that Farah is allying with the maniac. I support Alex decking the mofo to the ground and Farah making sure he stays dead.

(jk I love Graves I'm excited for what the future had in store with Farah and Graves forming an alliance.)

Got a midnight inspiration and created this dialogue and I made it into a lil comic strip!

Hope you love it! (❁´◡`❁)