#shameful

[rochenn]

Another thing I've mistakenly thought to be canon is that Force-sensitives can tell when someone is pregnant. I haven't watched the season 6 Clovis arc in ages but ik Padmé and Dooku are in the same room at some point and I could have SWORN he gave her a smug look and said "congratulations" before fucking off.

That's been one of the Dooku moments ever in my head and it's not even real lmfao!!

[b3achysurfur]

APRIL FUCKING FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I COULD NEVEERRRR SUPPORT THAT LOUSY NERD!! notice how we see logan in 3 different forms (no glasses, glasses, and contacts) and there were 9 support posts for logan on my blog? well what’s 9 flipped upside down: 6. and combine that with the three… 666. Logan’s the devil. WE MUST GET RID OF HIM!!!!! DOWN WITH LOGAN FIELDS!!!!!! JUST WAIT UNTIL APRIL 10TH!!!! LOGAN DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHATS COMING 🔥✊

[bearotonin-international]

Bears are my absolute favorite animal but for some reason I don’t like polar bears. I like black, brown, grizzly, sun, etc.. just not polar bears. I don’t know why, but I don’t find them cute. This is my shame.

This is your shame. We’re so so sorry for your very poor taste. It is a tragedy of the highest order

[bisexual-horror-fan]

Two Boys Are Better Than One. A Poly!Ghostface very NSFW long fic, only available on Ao3.

[tricks-tickles]

OOPS haha definitely wasnt meant to have this done like four days ago but i was #down with the sickness (chest infections4life) anyyyeay done now! here you go @the-gingerbread-lee

and happy very late @squealing-santa !

word count: 997

pairing: Lee!Todoroki /& Ler!Midoriya

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One of Midoriya’s favourite things about living at U.A. was the campus. Not just the state of the art gyms and dorms, but the large expanse of parks and forestry surrounding the main buildings. It was beautiful, in between all the facilities there were parks with soft grass, tall trees and flower beds. It was a favourite study spot for many students, including Midoriya.

He lay on his back, head propped up against his study-buddy’s thighs as he worked through his art homework. The study buddy in question was Todoroki, sitting upright against the tree and resting his book against Midoriya’s head. It was something of a symbiotic relationship.

They were the only ones in the park, given that the grounds were otherwise covered in a foot of snow. Only a small ring of dry grass prevailed around the tree where they sat, kept warm by Todoroki’s quirk.

Midoriya shifted, adding a little more shading to the drawing, causing Todoroki’s textbook to fall to the ground.

“Sit still.” He grumbled, picking it up.

“Meh meme me meh.” Midoriya grumbled back playfully. He waited a second, then twitched again, sending the textbook tumbling into the grass.

Todoroki glared as Midoriya beamed up at him.

He picked the textbook up and lightly hit Midoriya on the head with it, then set it back down.

Midoriya glanced back at his work. It was nearly finished, and he had a while before needing to hand it in. Moreso, the prospect of messing with the usual stoic boy was quite appealing. He and Todoroki had been getting closer, and with that came a surprising discovery that Todoroki could be quite playful. The two had spent countless hours rolling around on the floor, on the bed, the dorm’s sofa, the list goes on. Midoriya cast another glance at his work, then grinned.

Now on a mission, he counted to 60… then twitched.

“Midoriya!” Todoroki snapped, “Stop annoying me, I’m almost done.”

“But you’re so fun to pester~.” Midoriya cooed back.

Then his head fell back and lightly hit the ground as Todoroki shuffled away, smirking slightly.

“Aww come on Shoto~, don’t be like that.” Midoriya said, but was unable to keep the grin off his face.

“I am like that.” Todoroki responded, staring at his math homework.

To most, Todoroki would look slightly stern and annoyed. But to eagle eyed viewers such as Midoriya, his ears were slightly red, his eyes were unfocused and his fingers were drumming on the page. He was waiting in anticipation.

Quietly, Midoriya sat up and kneeled next to him, pressing his face into Todoroki’s.

“Whatcha doin’?” He asked.

“Concentrating, now will you pleas- ACK! Midoriya!”

“Todoroki,” Midoriya smiled, pulling his hand away from his ribs, “What’s wrong?”

Todoroki glared but said nothing, moving to stare back at his work.

Midoriya poked him again.

He twitched.

Another poke.

Another twitch.

“Are you ignoring me?”

Another poke.

“I aham- I am not.”

…

Midoriya attacked, wriggling his fingers into Todoroki’s ribs as he suddenly jolted, dropping his book. Quickly as he could, Todoroki stumbled to his feet, backing away into the cold snow.

“Midoriya, what about our work- Midoriya, please.” He begged. It was strange to see him so emotive, but whenever they engaged in fights like these it brought out an unseen childish side of him, something that Midoriya adored.

“I’m gonna getcha~.” He teased, advancing with wiggling fingers.

Todoroki took off, running through the snow and carving a smooth path through the field. Midoriya raced after him. He almost tripped on a hidden rock and stumbled, and Todoroki grew further away. He ran faster, and debated using Full Cowl to bring him up to speed when Todoroki began to turn slightly, allowing Midoriya to put on a final burst of speed and pounce.

Todoroki yelled out in shock, falling into the cold snow, which quickly melted under him. He was hot all over, from his quirk, the burst of exercise and general embarrassment at their situation.

“Gotcha.” Midoriya grinned, using Blackwhip to (unfairly) pin his arms to his sides.

Todoroki huffed, wiggling a little to no avail.

“Very classy.” He said, deadpan.

Midoriya just smiled, bringing his hands up to tap along Todoroki’s ribs. He twitched a little, but the hoodie he was wearing protected him, a little. Countering this, Midoriya’s hands crept down, further and further until they reached the edge of his jumper, then they darted under, his fingers scratching at the thin t-shirt that covered Todoroki’s stomach.

He yelped, not expecting the sudden assault and began squirming in earnest.

“Mihihidorihiyaha!” He cried, writhing, “We’re ihin puhublihic!”

Midoriya lifted his head and looked from side to side, letting his hands drift to Todoroki’s sides.

“I don’t see anyone. Besides, your laugh is so cute! I think everyone deserves to hear it, you should definitely laugh more.”

“SHUHUHUT THEHE FUHUHUHUK UHUP!” Todoroki screamed, his back arching as Midoriya grasped at his sides.

“Wow, such harsh words. You wound me, Todoroki.”

“IHIHIT JUST TIHIHIHCKLEHES, PLEHEHEAHASE!”

“Fine, fine~, I won't pester you much longer.”

He grinned.

“But first,” Using Blackwhip, he brought Todoroki’s hands up beside his head, smiling wider when they trembled for him to put them down.

“You can always tell me to stop~.” He cooed.

Todoroki looked at him, eyes bright, face flushed and a wobbly smile on his lips, and looked away.

“Well, if you say so.” With that, he dove his hands into Todoroki’s underarms, scratching lightly and watching as Todoroki howled with laughter beneath him.

As he did, soft flakes of snow began to fall from the sky and land around them.

With Todoroki’s melodic laughter, the heat from his body washing away the cold and the beautiful snow, it couldn’t have been a better day.

[jeffsfavoriteknife]

SMUT AHEAD MxM reader

You avoided looking in the mirror at this point to avoid hearing all the insults about your appearance in your head, heading over to your bed and plopping down on the plush covers. You looked over to the plush you had of him, you grabbed the look alike plush and hugged him close to you before it was snatched out of your hand and you panicked as you turned around, suddenly met face to face with none other than your obsession. “Well look at this lil thing, you sleep with it at night? You really into me that bad huh?” He dangled the plush above your head as you flushed red in the face, not being able to say anything to him, mouth slightly open with surprise. He huffs, dropping the plush in your lap and looking around the room, eyes gleaming as his gaze lands on your skirt hanging up on the opposite side of the wall, he gets up and grabs it, walking back over to you with it in hand. “You like wearing skirts? If you like it so much then put it on, right now” you hesitated and shook you head nervously, you were humiliated the last time you wore it and didnt know if he would do the same. He grabs you by your hips and pulls down your sweatpants, pulling the skirt up your legs and over your hips. “When i say do something, you do it, got it?” He grabs your hands and brings you in front of the mirror, sitting you on his lap “look at how cute you are, the skirt really shows off your cock yknow” Hearing this you instantly pull your skirt down over yourself harder, refusing to look at yourself or him in the mirror, he tsks and grabs your chin, making you look up at yourself, flushed face and all, this making him grin as he spreads your thighs open even more, your cock twitching at the excitement starting to boil in your stomach. He grips your face in his hands and turns your head to face him, his head slightly tilted “so did you not wear anything underneath in hopes that id find you? Is that it?” You nodded and he grabs your hair in his hand, kissing you hard as you squirm in his grip, kissing him back just as hard in desperation due to lack of physical contact, who knew you were so cockhungry. He moves one of his legs to lift one of your legs up as his free hand grips your cock and starts pumping you at inhumane speed, causing your legs to immediately start twitching. You pull away from his lips for air, whining in overstimulation due to how sensitive you were, he notices this and chuckles, stopping to unzip his fly and pull his own throbbing cock out “your so fucking cute, you act like you havent been touched in years, or have you saved yourself just for me? I feel honored that youd do that” He spreads your ass as he stares at you in the mirror as he starts pushing himself in, your mouth dropping in pain and pleasure at the intrusion “i got rules, one, you keep looking at your pretty self in this damn mirror while i fuck you silly, two, if you cum you loose understand?” You didnt know what he meant by that but the fullness of being stuffed by someone you tried so desperately to get the attention of had you not caring as you nodded, he lifted you up confusing u until he brought you down, HARD. Immediately bottoming out in you as you tightened around him in response to having your prostate hit into, not giving you a break as he gripped your thighs, pounding himself into you, you crying in pure pleasure as you watched him fuck you senseless in the mirror, you knew you couldnt last long, he lifted you once more, able to tell that you were at your limit and hits your prostate with one last hard thrust and had you cumming harder than youve ever cum before, you tightening around him so tightly had him wrapping his hands around you and blowing his load into you, he came so much you thought he would break you by the sheer force of his orgasm. He pulled you off and watched you leak a bit of him out as he pulled out his phone and took a quick picture, something you didnt notice. He pulled you back by your arms, whispering in your ear. “Get up sunshine, you came first so you loose remember? Get ready for another round”

[watchingtheearthrise]

If your reaction/response to finding out someone is a minor in your space is to recommend them dark romance/smut, I’m going to need you to get off the internet forever.

[skyprowler]

A spokesperson for human rights group Survival International said: “The Shompen are nomadic and have clearly defined territories. Four of their semi-permanent settlements are set to be directly devastated by the project, along with their southern hunting and foraging territories.

“The Shompen will undoubtedly try to move away from the area destroyed, but there will be little space for them to go. To avoid a genocide, this deadly mega-project must be scrapped.”

The $9bn (£7bn) port project, planned to transform the Indian Ocean island of 8,000 inhabitants into what has been called the “Hong Kong of India”, includes the construction of an international shipping terminal, airport, power plant, military base and industrial park. It will also develop tourism

[im-pandora-i-promise]

Yet another sin from @totally-bing

[secular-jew]

South African World Cup squad demotes team captain because he is Jewish.

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Mine

-

If you hate me,

Say it with your chest,

Darling.

Your body seems to shiver

At my touch,

Your lips part,

Almost as if eager for mine.

Your face may be flushed,

And I'm sure you're having such

Big emotions.

But don't worry, little one.

Mommy will take care of it.

x

[foolsocracy]

Guys I thought we were better than this

[my-craft]

Twitter Migration Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Rachel MEgain Markle could NOT act her way out of a wet paperbag! "Moonbump Compilation"

[mytalkingraccoon]

yall have absolutely no right to be normal about guinea pigs WHEN THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE THIS

LIKE YALL REALLY DONT DEDICATE YALLS WHOLE SOUL TO THESE BEINGS?SHAMEFUL!!!!!!

@bogleech

[crookedheron]

specifically sorry I never posted this one to tumblr when I made it