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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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ok if this gets 15k notes i'll burn the nta down with my favourite cousin (we're both arsonists so we'll get the job done, dw)
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 month
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my guy friends found out i use a menstrual cup during periods and these are my favourite reactions from them so far:
wait so... wait- you-you put it in your ass?????
is this like a tampon but plastic because shanti cmon global warming ke baare me socho
*holding head in hands* w h a t t h e f u c k
*seeing a pic of it on google* ok so the cup goes in and you leave a little bit out so you can pull it out... wait... what do you mean pura andar jaata hai bc bahar kaise nikalti ho
oh so its like a plug or what
does it like. tickle or sumn. matlab. ajeeb nahi lagta???
*getting up and shaking his head* yeh ladkiyan kaise handle kar leti hai yaar yeh sab mai toh atmhatya kar leta
(my personal favourite) can't you just unsubscribe from periods or sumn yeh kitna jhamela hai yaar
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shanti-ashant-hai · 6 months
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di can u also burn the indian education system down pls
aight this gets 100k notes by my birthday (19 april) next year and i'll burn the indian education system down
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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AUSTRALIA KO NAZAR LAGE AUSTRALIA KO NAZAR LAGE AUSTRALIA KO NAZARA LAGE AUSTRA-
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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@ australian cricket team
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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*clears throat*
I am just gonna drop this and leave.
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Goodbye
@pulihora so uhm someone took the pyaarliament post seriously-
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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@ travis head
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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9 y/o me panicking on seeing this particular vehicle on the road because i only knew it as the 'kidnapping van' from indian serials
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shanti-ashant-hai · 9 months
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local teen finds out she'd been pronouncing an english word wrong 2982928 native english speakers injured 6276252 dead
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shanti-ashant-hai · 2 months
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it should be illegal to be this thanda man
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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NOT MY NANI SAYING SHE'S OKAY WITH MY BROTHER BEING BI BECAUSE
'agar tumhari maa rakesh(my dad) ki kaddu jaisi sakal se pyar kar sakti hai, toh tum lakdon se pyar kar sakte ho'
AND THEN IMMEDIATELY ASKING, 'lekin tumhara ayesha ke saath koi chakkar nahi hai? kitni achchi ladki hai wo'
NANI AYESHA'S HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
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shanti-ashant-hai · 4 months
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SOMEONE PLAY VANDE MATARAM IN THE STADIUM IF THAT CANT MOTIVATE THESE PPL IDK WHAT WILL
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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screw personality tests, you prefer chai or coffee?
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shanti-ashant-hai · 9 months
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netflix kids dont know the s t r u g g l e of having a cable tv istg
like. network nahi hai, go to the terrace and fix it for the whole society.
the fucking ad breaks bro. just going and running through the house trying to do everything as fast as you can only for your sibling to go 'ITS ON ITS ON' for you to go sprinting back to the sofa
FINDING THE REMOTE FOR MUMMY PAPA
papa randomly changing the channel to news because 'desh duniya me kya chal rha janna bahut zaruri hai'
like. itna maza netflix me kaha
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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year
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im gonna start being productive from february 1st... yeh january was just a bekaar timepass trial month
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