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ilguna · 2 years

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managers really think they know it all, huh?

#ilguna #okay story time because this needs context #sometime in november my GM went thru another delusional phase where she thinks she needs to revamp rules #she does this every couple months #and so she put up like cleaning duties every day for every position #and it was split between am team and pm team #and it was minor shit that would be easy to upkeep if we did it every week #like cleaning the kitchen doors or wiping down the drink station #really easy shit #well when we were doing that #the morning team ESPECIALLY on slow days would HAVE to do that shit #however. night team and busy days like friday saturday and sundays would skip out because it was too busy #which left the am team on mondays tuesday and wednesdays to get stuck cleaning #and the other bitches got out of doing it #well. i was one of the poor unlucky bastards stuck cleaning on slow days.#and it was pretty fucking often this would happen #skip forward to today. now that we don’t do that cleaning shit anymore bc that phase lasts 2 weeks at best #the new kitchen manager has it in his head that he wants us to put ice in the drains to keep the fruit flies from having babies #1. the fruit flies originate from the dish pit and the bar. not really the drink station.#2. those drains are in the SP area. NOT the to go area. i was on to gos tonight #well new manager comes over to tell me to do it. i tell him no and to have the SP’s do it. he tells me we’re all a team #listen here motherfucker. i just ran SP food when i’m not even in that position AND i’m not gonna get tipped out for it. that’s team playing #so i tell him to have the fucking SP’s do it. bc tonight is FRIDAY and they GET OUT OF SO MUCH SHIT #so i try to have my other manager cash me out bc i was pissed off bc he pestered me twice about it. and she told me to just do as i’m told #*clasps hands together* no.#and i didnt. i literally cashed myself out and left out the front door bc i wasn’t doing that shit.#i’m getting real fucking sick and tired of them picking on people like me to do shit bc they know the other person won’t #how about you MANAGE them and NOT ME. i’m not the fucking issue. i have cleaned so much shit for them. it’s criminal.#i did the drains. i cleaned the kitchen walls. the kitchen door. the wall behind drinks. the drink station. the food area. i did the lobby.#im out of tags but you get the point. managers are so fucking stupid and they don’t even realize it

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transmechanicus · 1 month

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WASP moms be like “Your decision to get another tattoo has left me scarred and deformed”

#my stuff #whyyyyy does she caaaaare #like she’s not mad but clearly upset abt it and it’s myyyyyyy flesh!! my body!!#she’s like oh if tattoos are gender affirming then why haven’t you done anything abt hair transplants??#BC ITS WAY HARDER AND MORE COMPLICATED TO SET UP AND DECIDE ON AND HEAL FROM AND PAY FORRR #It’s like 10K for hair transplants!!! i don’t have that!! i do have 50 bucks every couple months for a tattoo #also straight up tattoos fuck hard!! no other reason needed!!!#AGHHHHHH

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mintaikk · 7 months

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Okay but how detached were Charlie and Lucifer for Lucifer to not even know about the random girl Charlie saved in an alleyway that started living with her and then became her girlfriend?

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 4 months

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KANAYA: I Must Say I Find Karkats Knight Outfit Rather... Simple

KANAYA: Not Heir Of Breath Or Maid Of Time Simple, This Is More Of The Opposite Side Of The Spectrum

KANAYA: This Is The Kind Of Simple You Get With Saltine Crackers

KANAYA: Or Skim Milk

KANAYA: I Guess I Cant Expect Too Much From A Classpect That Gives You A Pair Of S... Slops?

KANAYA: What Are Slops?

KANAYA: Okay I Know Joggers, I Know Khakis, I Know Jeans

KANAYA: This Is A Subgenre Of Pants That I Am Not Familiar With

#submission #source: rusty on youtube #i said a couple of months ago that this guy talked just like karkat #which he does #and i was fully prepared to make this a karkat quote #but then i realized the phrase 'subgenre of pants' and the entire takedown of a fit would be a kanaya thing to say #so i'm going with that now #go watch him if you like soulsborne or hollow knight stuff but you wanna listen to karkat doing the critiques #// SHES ROASTING HIS ASS IN THE QRTS #HE CANT HELP IT KANAYA IT WAS GIVEN TO HIM BY THE GAME KANAYA #does this mean every knight has 'slops'#do i have slops.#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #kanaya maryam

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a-bit-of-cest · 1 year

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In rewatching bits and pieces, I forgot Sabo was unhinged too. Much to think about.

(This is related to these sketches)

#op #my art #sorta implied sablu #implied mpreg #the real answer to how he knows is he gave Robin his personal snail in Dressrosa and begged her to call him if anything happened to Luffy #she thought his protectiveness was cute and agreed but rarely does call him #hard to gauge what's actually seriously when it's Luffy you're talking about. He almost dies in a fight every couple months so it's nbd #Luffy mysteriously falling ill for a month straight though? Get big bro on the horn asap.#he will be So Normal about his baby brother getting pregnant. Honest. :-)

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spaciebabie · 1 year

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absolutely obsessed w/the idea that fluttershy is taller than twilight. giant lanky pegasus and her tiny alicorn girlfriend

#spacie spoinks #a literal god should NOT be this teeny #ohhhggg my gioddddd #i get twishy brainrot once every couple of months #and twilight will obviously outgrow her since she's an alicorn but man.#oooo and like imagine when twilight is finally taller what a bittersweet moment that would be #fluttershy: omg babe you're so tall now looks like you'll be the one doing the swaddling from now on ^_^#twilight: heh yeah (dying inside b/c she can no longer be smothered by her girlfriends size) ((totally not tearing up at all))#shes being so strong abt it #b/c fluttershy deserves ta feel the way twilight did when she was swaddled!! safe. secure. loved.#but man. does she really miss being the short one #they'd find a good balance tho :]#they care each other so much #she is the small spoon 2 me #even when she's huge fluttershy will still be big spoon #fellas is it strange 2 think abt colorful horses being sapphic 2gether #mlp #my brain.#twishy

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astrobei · 5 months

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starting off an album with state of grace/red/treacherous as the opening lineup was an absolutely lethal choice btw

#i don’t taylorpost on here often but today is a red (tv) kind of day fr #red used to be like. very mid tier in my taylor albums ranking until about a year ago #and then something just clicked for me and now it’s my number three #it truly does capture the feeling of your early twenties so well #like idk the longing the heartbreak the drama the burnout the highhhh highs and the lowwwww lows #and the vault tracks ….. nothing new……… how DID i know everything at 18 but nothing at 22 fr……#anyways idk every couple of months i listen to this album in its entirety and go bonkers insane #but never before has she opened an album w three songs that are all in my top 5 for that album #insane.#red (tv) you will always be that girl #/astro posts

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cuntwrap--supreme · 2 months

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My dog has been having senior moments, such as randomly forgetting what she's doing or trying to walk into a street, and I've been calling her "Mr. President" when it happens.

Like, "No, Mr. President, we can't walk into oncoming traffic. That's how we get killed!"

#it makes me sad that she's so old. and it's only in the past couple months that she's been doing this.#she's still overall very physically healthy. we go on walks almost every day and as long as she wants to.#and she eats well and takes vitamins and her teeth are kept clean and her claws trimmed and her coat clean #but she's slipping a little mentally #she's 11 which is old as hell for a dog her size. the vet said golden retriever mixes (which is what i assume she is) usually live to 10.#and she's not even started going white too much. just around her snoot and a little on her paws.#so when i take her in the vet always assumes she's like 6 #but I've had this crusty old lady since shortly before i was even legally an adult #and I'm scared for when she does die because my other dog dying damn near made me commit suicide #and like I've said. I've had her a lot longer.#if she were a person she'd be going into middle school. like.#and she's had her share of weird health things. she's had a thyroid issue since she was 4. she has a weird skin condition.#she's had a couple surgeries and has scars from being attacked by random dogs (not my fault. she's well trained)#she's fallen a couple times recently but the vet says that's normal for her age #she went blind then wasn't blind and is going blind again #her hearing is starting to get shit too #I'm just so worried about her. this dog is a person to me. she's more real than my family in my mind.#and my cat is cool and all. but she's not a people. she's just a cat.#i guess the best i can hope for her is she lives the rest of her life comfortably and can die peacefully in her sleep #i think I'd completely come unglued from reality if i lost another dog to surprise everything cancer #but that's what I'm most scared of #because it came on so quickly and no one caught it despite me being that person who takes their dogs to the vet over a cough #she's sleeping right now and making goofy ass dog dream sounds. and i know i won't hear that any more sometime soon.#dog #old dog #senior dog #clio #joe biden mention

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adelle-ein · 10 months

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every year spotify wrapped just confuses the hell out of me. what is "pov: indie" (why not just indie????) what is "alt z." what the fuck is "hopebeat," is it like "indie poptimism." and where is provo

#i'm always surprised by tswift's ability to worm her way up there esp since i find midnights soooo blah #but she does have a lot of music and i've listened to a lot of it over the years so i guess it adds up in my liked playlist #also surprised by goose house bc like. they broke up like five fucking years ago lmao. how #johnny still uses the label but he's not putting anything new on spotify under the label...#i loved tessa violet's new album and played the shit out of it so her making it up there is not a shock #and revo and maisie peters remain unstoppable every year #top 1% maisie peters fan lol. what does that say about me (i like catchy breakup bops and she sings in my key?)#also griff clawing vertigo up there despite it only releasing in last couple months damn #i did love vertigo though. i did. and i always love fast car #plus i get national parks and jukebox the ghost mixed up allll the time so them being grouped together is funny #anyway yeah i don't know anything about artists genuinely #i just listen to what i like and do whatever #my extended relative has a family spotify plan they put me on as a present since they had a free slot... so it's free for me haha #txt

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youremyonlyhope · 5 months

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why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up why won't my brain shut up

#i'm overthinking something that i did and was told off for doing by my director #and on my way home i was thinking when was the last time i was even talked to like that during a production #and then i remembered the costume experience from hell of only a couple months ago that i've already began blocking out #but the thing is that that person was someone i knew i'd never have to work with again #i mean at first i thought i would have to work with them more. then they announced they were moving away immediately #so i only had to deal with them face to face for another weekish after that point and anytime they yelled at me #i was like 'cool. i'll do exactly what you say to do. and nothing more.' but then of course me being me #i did some extra stuff and they initially were like 'oh that's pretty' and then days later told me to cut everything i added #and like sure i get that the show was frozen but girl. that costume was unfinished. i was trying to finish it. it was frozen but looked bad #anyway. whenever they yelled at me and had actual malice in their heart i was like whatever. i was hurt. but i didn't care as much.#but this time it's someone i've worked with many many times before and it was about a habit i have that i know isn't great #but at the same time the thing that prompted it wasn't even me doing this habit it was something else #but she interpreted it as that habit and said that i can't do that on a production she's directing #and that if i couldn't stop then i could pull out from the production and there'd be no hard feelings between us #and honestly i think her reassuring that she knows i'm valuable and that she wants me there while also telling me not to do this thing #and the fact that she's someone i like working with and will continue to work with just made it all hurt so much more #especially since she referenced another past production we've done where i didn't even realize she had noticed that i do this.#and i found myself in near tears. and still am kind of in near tears. i can't decide if i need to cry or not.#and i had NO sleep last night so i was looking forward to sleeping tonight but now i'm just overthinking EVERYTHING #and like. i know everything will be fine. if i just stop inserting myself and stick to just my specific tasks. it'll be fine.#but this is one of the ways my ocd manifests. i feel like i have to personally fix something i notice going wrong. or it'll be bad.#because every single time i choose to sit back and not be nosy when i notice something it ends up bad in a way i could have prevented #if i just inserted myself in a situation i technically wasn't part of but knew i could help or fix. so i just need to not do that.#but then i feel guilt if it does go wrong in the ways i immediately assumed it would and in a way i could prevent.#and i've been trying to work on this for like 6 months and aaaahhhh it's hard and being called out on it from her just really really hurt #i still may or may not cry. i don't know. the irony of me telling my therapist THIS MORNING that it's been a while since i last cried.#and the universe being like 'i took that as a challenge' and handing me this situation for me to spiral over.#i need to leave things alone. i need to stare straight ahead. and ignore whatever isn't specifically for me to do. but ahhh i want to help #and then of course my mom has this same habit and it annoys me when she does it yet i do it to other people and ahhhhhhhh #brain please just shut up. i need to sleep. i have to work tomorrow.

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heatwa-ves · 3 months

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maybe I need to be flirtier and go to more parties that seems to work for my friend (it sounds like hell to do I hate parties)

#she's straight but every gay girl within 20 miles wants her . how does she do it #she doesn't even go to many parties tho only every couple of months

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keeps-ache · 11 months

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'you're too technical' no i'm not!! you're using the wrong phrase and the wrong words and equivalating two things that are nearly complete opposites and/or irrelevant to each other !!

#just me hi #do not tell me a thing and then use forms of speech that don't align i will mentally explode and sit silently for 15 minutes hvfbhs #/'you're talking back' YOU are using IRRELEVANT information as LEVERAGEEEEEE #sure you know a lot. but you are making my brain funkin ITCHY with this kind of nonsense #she said it jokingly but it really does make my brain bad-itchy hsfbs #'think before you speak' your sentence structure will be sitting on my vertebrae for days. do you understand this #actively lowering my blood count every time they say a thing that just wouldn't make any sense on paper #am I the crazy one here? probably!! but ouhghhghhghhh #//Anyway aside from the brain-itching vertebrae-vibrating blood-count annihilating things lol #i have finished chapter one at last!! only took me two days‚ which is pretty good actually!! :D #did i mention i was rewriting p.space again ? cuz i forgor loll :>#i am pretty happy with it i think ? give it a month or so hfsh #i gotta work on the last couple paragraphs and maybe just the three last pages entirely and then boom! fineshed (finished with finesse)#i'm gonna go do that right now actually lol #or might end up watching youtube‚ who knows ! the world is full of wonder and happenstances :>

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lucinagoosina · 4 months

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i cant believe this asshole would call me a stalker of course im gonna stalk the notes wtf more does she want? you guys are enabling a sexual abuser not me

#so whats the deal does she stalk me or does she just block autistic trans women on sight and freak out like this every couple months??#i havent interacted with her in fucking years #when did the fucking cat die

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figuerockfaeth · 6 months

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I NEED TO MOVE OUT NOOWWWWWWW

#i woke up at 3 pm bc this was my 1st day ‘off’ in forever #and when i went to grab something to eat our back door was fully open and my car was nowhere to be found #cat*#so i freaked out and started looking outside but when i realized she wasn’t there and my roommate also wasn’t recently outside #i knocked on her bedroom door and she was like ‘oh sorry i was asleep do you want me to help look’#YES i want you to help look what are you talking about #eventually i found her bc my cat is the best girl in the world and never left our yard- she was in the crawl space under the house #but not only am i pissed she let my car out then took a nap #but we don’t live in the safest city in the world and while we were both sleeping our door was fully 90 degrees open #so now not only do i feel like kevin (cat) isn’t safe here but I don’t feel safe sleeping here anymore #the lease is up in july and i finally get to leave #this girl is a random roommate my former roommate found to replace her #and the whole process/experience has been awful #i just have to survive 4 months #during the summer i might keep paying rent but fully leave and go live with family #bc my school isn’t in driving distance of any of my family #now i’m thinking about asking someone if they’ll take kevin for a couple months bc im so sorry about her #but my dad has a dog that doesn’t love cats and my best friend is allergic and my mom lives in another state #personal #delete later #also this is unrelated BUT every weekend without fail she does laundry at an insane time in the morning #and our washing machine is the loudest washing machine i’ve EVER heard #and of course it’s right against the wall of my room #not hers #i only get two days a week to sleep past 630 am and she almost always ruins it

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rucow · 7 months

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saw too many ppl having awful takes on nerevar and voryn and the tribunal etc etc on twitter, so now im drawing soft sweet nerevoryn bc i can. im going to balance out all the negative energies in this fandom, one drawing at a time 🫶😊

#every couple of months without fail theres a repeat of the same old discourse #(the whole foul murder thing. and also ''voryn was actually also guilty of killing nerevar blablabla'')#im not hearing u lol morrowind's been out for 22 years. we dont need to have the same discussion over and over again #live and let live. let people interpret characters however they want. let people enjoy fiction #you dont get to dictate how these characters should be portrayed #im going to romanticise morrowind's main storyline and nerevoryn till the end of days #and if that makes u irrationally upset then im sorry for u. hope u get better soon. but im allowed to enjoy harmless silly fiction #im allowed to turn this story into a fairytale. im allowed to portray nerevar as a genuinely heroic character. im allowed to girlify voryn.#lets stop having the same dumb fandom discourse every year #its gotten so boring 😭 let it go #voryn might as well be my oc at this point bc i literally gave her a whole personality and family and backstory and also shes a woman now #u can all just seethe idc 😭 and whats up with nerevar not being allowed to be a genuinely benevolent character???#why does every character have to be morally grey (if not straight up villainous)??? what if i dont want him to be like that? ��#hes literally divine to me. hes a star. hes celestial. hes not really mortal. hes all of my ideals put into one character #and voryn is p much a mirror of me #i put so much of myself into these characters! thats what fiction is for!!! u ARE supposed to project onto them!!!#arggh lets drop the senseless discourse i cant take it anymore lol 😭

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lastoneout · 1 year

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We got my cat's claws trimmed at the vet yesterday and she is deeply upset by this and keeps going over to use her scratching post, using it for like one second, and then stopping and staring at me like "The second these grow back I'm killing you"

#I am firmly against declawing ofc #but she does use her claws Very Liberally much to the detriment of my skin #so she gets a little trim every couple of months #and she HATES me for it #they barely even trim them either they just take the very tips off #and yet to her this is a massive injustice

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