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princessdreamss · 1 year

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What’s your most ticklish and the place u love getting tickled ?

i don’t fucking kNOW bc no one will tickle me

but definitely my feet bc i can tickle them shits myself

#also #roof of mouth buuuut #she doesn’t count

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diantha · 7 months

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I love those posts that are like “my headcanon is that durge/tav namedrops Gortash all the time to get around the city” and you know what. It’s not even a headcanon at this point it is VERY supported by in canon interactions and i love it

#the one with the Baneites doesn’t specifically say it in your dialogue option BUT #the Baneite lady who responds implies that she believes lord Gortash sent you so it counts #Gortash #enver gortash

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puppyeared · 10 months

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personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸#I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

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kagooleo · 6 months

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my main reasoning for timeskip!silv having long hair is for the sole purpose of dragon baby storage

the modern pokeworld’s medusa if you will

#kagarts #rival silver #trainer lyra #pokemon hgss #this would count as like. silver’s bag/storage in a way if he doesn’t have his big pocket jacket from gsc #I think hammerspace hair is one of my favorite tropes #learned a neat trick from iris when he’s training to become a dragon tamer #lyra spoils the little noodles a lot so they can smell when she’s brought em treats #but when lyra makes him a guest speaker for a class she teaches it definitely draws their attention #think it’d be the nicer turnout that he’s really good with kids #the dratini will eventually miss being portable once they evolve #picturing several dragonair burrowing their heads in his hair on chillier days

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marisatomay · 1 year

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crazy how leo dicaprio had on screen chemistry with exactly one woman 25 years ago and never did it again

#revolutionary road doesn’t count because that was winslet again shes his pass

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attentionhoard · 7 months

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people who write gerri as 100% a hardass stick-in-the-mud (to roman’s roman-ness) forget that two of the first big gerri scenes involve her semi-sarcastically telling kendall “don’t jump!” and then making a ‘your mom’ joke at Tom. literally birds of a feather

#she’s just better at hiding it #slash knows when she can get away with it #also there’s her first scenes with roman but that doesn’t really count because she does get a bit more hardass-y there #(shirts off scene and them talking about baird scene)#succession #gerri kellman #roman roy #romangerri #kendall roy #tom wambsgans

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foldingfittedsheets · 2 months

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Our friend with the new dog is obviously very emotional right now. She chose a border collie husky mix as her first dog ever and didn’t do any reading. She was just so excited to have a buddy that she didn’t think about some of the harder aspects of dog ownership like acclimating to existing pets or training.

Since my betrothed and I literally just had the puppy blues we definitely understood. When we went over to work with her and see where Harbor the dog was at. She was obviously overwhelmed with all the new aspects of her life. On a walk she’d lunge to and fro at bikes, other dogs, crows. Her ears didn’t even twitch toward her owner at attempts to get her attention.

I suggested we go home and work with her in the backyard. Our friend had been trying to use the dogs kibble as training rewards and I was like. What do you have that’s stinkier because she won’t even take these as a gift let alone a reward.

Turned out our friend did have some treats. In the living room I put Harbor through her paces. She knew all her basic commands and performed them easily in the quiet environment for the promise of a treat. But her name recognition and recall were shaky, along with her leash manners.

So I got us into the backyard and did a demo for my friend on how to teach heeling on the leash. Our friend cried when she watched the flighty unmanageable dog fall into step beautifully beside me, focused on me and the treat I could offer for good behavior.

Then I had us play a recall game where we all had treats and scattered around the yard. Harbor could go wherever she wanted but if we called her name and she looked at us or came over we’d give her a treat.

I told our friend not to do neighborhood walks for the first week, but just to practice heeling in the backyard and name recognition without any big distractions. Then at the end of the week I could come back and do a short neighborhood walk and see how they go. I suggested coming over weekly to help them work together.

Our friend cried again and hesitated. I said, “I’m sorry if I’ve overstepped- if you don’t want that…”

“No! It’s just that I can’t pay you.”

I was flabbergasted that she’d even think of paying us. I reassured her I didn’t need to be paid and that I liked working with her and Harbor for fun. I may not be able to have a dog of my own, and my betrothed has to wear a respirator on visits, but it’s nice working with a dog again in some capacity.

#ramblies #harbor definitely doesn’t love us and probsbly won’t #she’s definitely a one person dog #but she minds her manners and that’s what counts

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applebees4prez · 8 months

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everyone in barbieland is asexual and aromantic btw. they’re all the bestest friends and in love with each other but never romantically. just so you know.

#they don’t have genitals !!#barbies and kens are all besties !!#okay yes i think margot robbie barbie is a lesbian but she’s not even a barbie anymore so she doesn’t count #and if you do think she’s aroace as well it’s so so slay!!#all headcanons are so awesome and valid!!#barbie #barbie movies #aroace #aromantic #asexual

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ddarker-dreams · 3 months

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befriending a shy person feels like catching a pokémon with a low chance of spawning

#i consider it a major accomplishment #i have befriended all of my shy coworkers and completed my pokédex #there is one exception but i don’t like her so she doesn’t count #lock.txt

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shsl-roomba · 2 months

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uhhhh lesbian hajimmy… and komahina alsos

#danganronpa #sdr2 #roomba’s arts #hajime hinata #nagito komaeda #izuru kamukura #chiaki is tiny so she doesn’t count #anyways butch hajime rotating around my mind always #OH FUCK AND ALSO #komahina

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mrs-jamesbbarnes · 8 months

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Okay listen I know we’re all unhappy because “Ahsoka was never actually a Jedi Knight” well

1. Yoda was ready to make her a Jedi Knight. She chose to leave instead. So she wasn’t really a Padawan when she left either.

2. Luke Skywalker just made himself a frickin Jedi Knight and then Master so Ahsoka can be whatever the heck she wants to be.

3. Little reminder that most of the people alive in the galaxy don’t really even know who the Jedi were. Now they’re just myths. To them, anyone with a lightsaber could be a Jedi Knight.

4. Ahsoka was more a Jedi Knight than most of the actual Jedi Knights. She lived out the code better than the entire council don’t fight me on this you know I’m right.

#terminology doesn’t rly matter #and if she had returned to the order instead of leaving she would’ve been a knight #ahsoka tano #she’s a Jedi knight in my heart #and that’s what counts #Ahsoka #Star Wars #the clone wars #TCW

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nothingleftforme · 2 months

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yall think diana ever sees her boy best friends be hopelessly devoted to each other spitting poetry about how much better of a person they’ve become since meeting only to call themselves coworkers and gets the urge to slap sense into them

#she’s sick of them everyone is sick of them #she loves them dearly but there’s no way in hell coworkers say and do the things these fools do #the league calls her out bc why do her and cheetah act like enemies and then give each other bedroom eyes #that’s different that doesn’t count she says #dc #batman #superman #wonder woman #superbat #superwonderbat #wonder woman cheetah #is that the tag?#idfk anymore #dc headcanon #dc fanfic #fanfiction

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zgatotoon · 1 year

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Collecting siblings like Pokemons

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artiststarme · 6 months

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Eddie watched It and decided to hide in the sewers on Halloween with a red balloon to scare kids. It was all fun and games until Steve saw a hand sticking out of a sewer grate and fainted thinking some sort of Upside Down human-mind-melding creature would try to kill them all again (and the rings only served to scare him even more because a hand with rings like those could really only belong to Eddie).

Cut to Robin screaming at Eddie for scaring Steve into another concussion and whisper-shouting at Steve for fainting and hitting his head when everything with Eddie was always sort sort of dramatic ruse.

But really, the guy had already been framed for murder, haunted by a bad-kid-with-superpowers-turned-evil-adult, held back three times, and stabbed accidentally. Steve took every misfortune seriously after that unfortunate incident.

Eddie stumbling over his words to Hopper trying to explain how Steve got yet another head injury on his watch while also trying to persuade him to lower his shotgun and not shoot him ensures that the Halloween sewer incident not happen again.

#the kids try to pin Steve’s migraines on Eddie but he received more than one concussion with them too #and one with Robin but they were both being tortured by evil Russians so she says that doesn’t count.#the only reason Hopper lowers the shotgun is because Steve threatened to concuss himself again if he didn’t #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #robin buckley #chief jim hopper

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missunderstood-with-ideas · 4 days

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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!

*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*

Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!

Leia: no she’s got a point

Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!

Kallus: Bridger I swear

Zeb: kid��.Kallus was the trash