#she is a usless lesbian

[idkwhatthistbh]

“maybe Enid is just in love with Wednesday”

JUST MAYBE?!?!? HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT WEDNESDAY?!? GIRL HAS BEEN IN LOVE

she fell into the TRENCHES and does not plan on leaving anytime soon

[kikispongecake]

I just had my fist archery lesson and another girl who's already very good came up to me to help me. turns out the best way to improve your aim is trying to impress a pretty girl

[lastflowerofyourhouse]

gideon nav my beloved.

she's suncoded in the most destructive sense of the word. she's a patch of firey red in the cold and dark. she's a battery. she's a dog with a bite record. she's an abused child. she's masks and jokes and desperate attempts at levity all the way down. she's a butch lesbian. her most prized posessions are a longsword and a collection of titty magazines. her only personal posessions are a longsword and a collection of titty magazines. her worst fear is being used like an object by people she hates. her worst fear is being usless. her name means "corpse." she's starting fights for an excuse to touch another person. her love laguage is physical touch. she has a praise kink. she has never been thanked for anything in her life. she was born a sacraficial lamb. god quite literally won't let her die. she has tried. she's a shambling corpse. she's a prince. she's jesus. she's terrible at flirting. she's so fucking angry. she has so much love in her heart and she's willing to give it to practically anyone. all she wants is to do pullups while girls clap and cheer. i love her i love her i love her

[chronicsyd]

some of my favorite Arcane fics/recommendations: a thread.

If you're lookin for some fics to get you through the wait until season 2 airs, i have some favorites/recommendations that I'd like to share. now, basically all of these are from ao3 (which is the superior sight i won't be taking criticism on this) and a good chunk of them are popular so you might have heard of them but if you haven't, check em out. (also if you'd like to reblog with fics i haven't mentioned/think i should check out pls do) also I'm going to give a brief synopsis and if it's complete or not so I'm not gonna be spoiling the whole fic. with that, let's begin.

Hellhound of the Underground: basically this is a "what if" fic if Silco were to choose Vi instead of Powder that night and Powder ends up with Viktor, Jayce and Caitlyn up in Piltover. It's SO good, the only thing is that it's pretty dark (but hey, so is Arcane) and don't worry there's plenty of Caitvi for the soul. Last update: 2/18/2024 (Author kerosene_dream)

Makeout Lessons with a Boxer: Caitvi but in college, everyone is horny, pining and usless lesbians abound. Fic Completed (Author p0etess)

You Don't Own Me: Caitlyn works 2 jobs as a bookshop worker and has a stripper alter ego and Vi is a boxer who doesn't like talking to/doesn’t trust Caitlyn but likes talking to/appears to trust her alter ego. Last Updated 08/30/23 (Author snootka)

Stolen Sister: Powder again ends up as Caitlyn's "sister" in Piltover but gets kidnapped on Progress Day. Caitlyn enlists the help of Vi to track her down but neither knows that the "sister" they're looking for happens to be the same person. Fic completed, has an ongoing sequel (Author PiLambdaOd)

don't try to follow me (i would hold you down): Caitlyn and Vi meet as teenagers and Caitlyn discovers perspective about the storms and trauma of the Underground and Piltover. a "canon-to-the-left" treatment if you will. Last updated 05/29/22 (Author searchforthescars)

The Threads of Fate Tangle and Twist: five years into Vi's stay in stillwater, a topsider shows up raving about being a councilors daughter. that's it. all i have to say. fic completed (Author Misthios)

the perfect ache: soulmate fic where soulmates can feel each others pain. angst abound in this one and i think you can guess how the two find out about each other. Last updated 01/31/22 (Author Amandosh)

Astray: Teen Vi tries to steal from the Kiramman's and Cait catches her in the act. an unlikely friendship blooms. beginning is set before act 1. Last updated 05/12/22 (author TheReaderWrites)

In The Woods of Wolfcreek: Caitlyn escapes city life to a town where no one knows the name Kiramman. she falls in love with the town, and it's people. unknowing that some of the people are wearwolves. Last updated 01/22/22 (Author OFJ_Eden(OneJumpFromEden))

In the end, we're both terrible people: Caitvi high school enemies to lovers. Cait is the popular, closeted, accidentally turned mean girl and Vi is the misfit, outcast, out of the closet lesbian. the two hate each other until they kiss in the locker room. fic completed (Author loveshazel)

That’s all I’ve got for the time being, like I said, reblog with some I might have missed but these are ones I think are really worth checking out. Bye! :)

[thumperdaetime]

A Gentle Reminder:

if you feel like you're spinning your wheels, and stuck doom scrolling this week -due to the current political landscape. I highly recommend logging off for a bit and seeing if you have the stomach to call a loved one who has political veiws that clash with your own.

social media and news coverage is fantastic for getting info out to people who want to listen, but it is an ineffective tool for actually communicating with people you disagree with.

I'm not a people-scientist but every time i see "yelling at each other online doesn't actually help" and have the energy to look into What does actually help, experts always say that it's empathetic, long term relationships between people that disagree.

so if you have a bunch of nervous political energy and no clearly helpful place to put it right now:

go call your grandmother. talk about the weather, and the way you miss her cooking. give her a real living person to picture The next time a newscaster talks about the radical-left-mob. if you talk to her regularly consider asking what she thinks about the recent political thing. you're not there to debate or prove her wrong or even change her mind. just listen to someone you love confess their fears, and then share your own fears. you are probably actually on the same side when you get down to it. you both want a safe place to live and the people you love to be happy, (most people do) its just you dont agree about how to go about that.

text your little cousin a random meme, when they send back a thing about how voting is a scam, let it go. share a vine to find out if they know the deep lore. make plans to meet up and play whatever video game they're obsessed with right now. and if the vibe is right and its not going to become an argument, try talking a bit about why the whole not voting movement scares you. don't talk down to them, talk like your two friends who respect each other's opinion (Thats The whole goal actually) ask them why they think its a good strategy, collaborate on other activist things you can do together. included them in your politics instead of dismissing their points.

and its not easy, as wild as it is to think about having a deep but pleasant conversation with your worst Uncle. the fact remains that Your Problematic & Uncle is much more likely to speak up for gay rights. if you can get to a place where you enjoy each others company, and you feel safe talking to him about your struggles as a queer person. and to be fair, you are more likely to take into account the effects of a gun ban on the local wildlife balance, if you sit through your Problematic Uncle complaining about how local restrictions made deer season hard to do last year, and now the tic population is up and the food banks are empty.

divide and conquer is a long standing tactical strategy. and we have seen that fascist in particular like to divide people into a hierarchy of ""real people""" and an ""inhuman enemy"" . when we let their rhetoric turn our peers and neighbors into an inhuman enemy, we can loose sight of what we should actually be fighting for and against.

and if you spend all your time yelling at Doug Nobody who was taking an angry shit when you were typing out that essay, you take energy away from the real fight (the systems and actual active oppressors). the best way to stop that tactic is by standing together with people outside of the box you've been assigned (as much as ethically possible). and refusing to let the system make you perpetuate usless infighting.

When we let the political fandom (yes i mean the media made around politics and not actual political action) act as a wedge between us and people who could have been in our lives, we end up with weaker support groups and less per review for political ideas. it is easy to believe Q-anon if the only people you talk to believe in Q-anon. the same way it is easy to believe that Taylor Swift is a lesbian if everyone you talk to believes Taylor Swift is a lesbian. sometimes we need a person to stop and say "wait, can you run that idea by me again? it doesn't fit my perception of reality"

and Yes. it is probably unlikely at this point to convince someone who has voted one way their whole life to change their political views before November. but that doesn't mean we dont reach-out ever. there will still be politics in September and October, you will still need a diverse support group, and people you trust to bounce political ideas off of. and if you are as worried as i am about this upcoming election, it is very possible that having a community of people who are okay with working together despite political differences will be very helpful in the coming years. (and holding a meaningful, satisfying conversation with someone you disagree with on a fundamental issue is a huge skill to have if you want to take part in alot of activism, community building, or family gatherings)

a quick list of things Op is NOT Saying in this post:

it is your duty and responsibility to do this thing and you're a bad person for not doing it.

this is really easy and everyone should be able (and willing) to take on the emotional energy needed to do this for everyone they know who doesn't agree with them.

watching news or being on social media doesn't help anything.

this is the best way to help and there are no other things you should be doing with your time/energy.

the conversations will be pleasant and/or will always have a positive outcome.

any beliefs i listed together are some how morally equivalent.

you should compromise your beliefs for the sake of getting along with others.

the best answer is most likely centrist because both sides are extremists.

voting this one time will fix all of the things and you're evil if you are conflicted about it.

voting is the best way for a single individual to enact change in their country.

i love the president, and the candidates, and the voting system, and the two parties, and the electoral college, and the bombs, and the genocide and all the death and corruption and violence its all holding up and being held up by.

we should listen to "both sides" to get a fair and balanced picture of the issue

we should let nazis, and bigots, and fascist talk openly about their ideas openly as if its not hate speech calling for violence against marginalized people.

you Have to go reconnect with your abusers and toxic relationships from your past in the hopes you can convince them to vote correctly.

the current political thing that made me make this post is The Most Important Thing!!! that has ever happened in the whole world over all of written history, and we should all be talking about it for forever, otherwise you're helping the inhuman enemy!!!

things are already fucked so theirs no point in trying to get enough votes.

things will be fine and ok if nothing changes and we just keep on this projected path forward.

i know so much and am so smart and I've solved political discourse and if only everyone listened to me we would have world peace already.

Taylor Swift is a wlw

things I am saying. now. here. at the end of the post:

be kind. go look at the sky. i love you <3

[steel--fairy]

i always feel bad about how little i talk about bryony. I've never played b2w2 so i just dont know what i should be talking about. anyways heres some bryony facts

wants to be a writer when shes done with school. probably movies or tv. also probably writes fanfic ngl

bug type specialist and is one from the start of her journey. im still doing her team but she has a galvantula, volcarona, and shuckle 100%

joltik in particular is her favorite. she started crying the first time she saw one

as well, she probably vibes very well with burgh

poké-latina equivalent

usless lesbian. will die when talking to a cute girl

grunge skater girl aesthetic but adores cute things. probably has a hi skitty plushie collection

terminally online rip

i admittedly dont know much about hugh but in my mind he and bryony are very sibling like. like, she'll shove her foot in his face kinda sibling like lmao

very passive and neutral. rarely takes a side unless its like a super onesided arguement. a true libra (i dont remember if i made her a libra)

anyways. bryony. : )

[missolitude]

Jane Davis’ character is WILD. “Something terrible always happens when I go to a party.” (completely out of the blue and with no apparent connection to the subject at hand) “My father wore striped socks.”

[femme-pire]

Me: Holy fuck I'm gay. How did I not know I was gay for so long? How did you not know I was gay?? How did the world not know I was gay??? I feel very gay today

Best friend: Who did you see?

Me: (Wanting to be all defensive about how I don’t have to see anyone to feel gay) I saw a gif of Jodie Whittaker being an adorable fucking dork.

[crazywolf828]

Really the fwb au is just Yang teasing Weiss about her crush on Ruby

[louisadmirer-archive]

I JUST READ THE SOFTEST USLESS LESBIAN LARRY AU AND MY HEART IS SO BIG

[prouvaroline]

The constant low simmering anxiety of wanting to talk to someone more but not wanting to annoy them, and not knowing them well enough to read their mood.

[iheartvetra]

ive been crushing on this girl all last year and we give each other akward glanses everytime we see each other. She complemented my shoes today, and I was so fucking throw off all i could say it thank you AND NOTHING ELSE AND I FUCKING HATE MY LESBIAN BRAIN MY GOD WHY CANT I FLIRT WITH WOMEN

[ao3feed-piltovers-finest]

she filled my thoughts hazing my brain like cigarette smoke

by dyke4dyke

Caitlyn was shocked to find herself attracted to the pink haired girls voice, it was rough with hints of softness and something Caitlyn couldn’t quite place. Teasing? Playfulness? Seduction? She didn’t know how to describe anything about this woman, but she did know that she was the hottest woman she had ever seen.

Words: 2322, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F

Characters: Caitlyn (League of Legends), Vi (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends), Jinx (League of Legends), Jayce (League of Legends)

Relationships: Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)

Additional Tags: Blind Date, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Mutual Pining, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Fluff, Coffee Shops, Minor Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends), First Meetings, Meet-Cute, vi is never on time, they are both usless lesbians, i wrote this listening to amygdala, Useless Lesbians, vi's a flirt, caitlyn is too, idk how to tag sfw fics, no beta we die like Silco

from AO3 works tagged 'Caitlyn/Vi (League of Legends)'

[uniqueanjol]

Simply unexpected prt. 22

Once the background silence was filled I plopped down in front of her closer than I had been during the movie. I sighed and she passed me the bottle, “if it helps.” With a nod I take a swig, making a face. “ well, I needed to get away, not just from life, but from people.” Mable gives a lazy nod, and her eyes now glossed and pigmented with a brighter shade of green look around the room than back at me. “I don’t know the full story, but. I would like to some day. If it makes a difference, I’m here for a similar reason. I just needed to get away.” I take another sip and hand her the bottle, “from what?” She laughed, “From life, I’m an artist with a love for science and nature. I spent years of my life dedicated to school and my job and I got wealthy and life was going exactly how I had planned. But… I didn't like it.” she swayed her long arms to the side, shrugging and rolling her eyes. “So what did you do?” I question, she looked back at me and smiled, those fangs shine tempting in the dim light of my ceiling fan. Her face brightened, “And… I left. I saved up as much money as I could bought a small cabin and hit the road. Now I'm a bartender with time off to travel and make art. I make enough to pay my bills, put money into savings and whatever I need, I literally… just take out of savings. I live a retired lifestyle at 26 and I don't regret it!” I stare at her as she places her head in her hand and leans in looking at me with googly eyes and a grin.

Wow… She’s amazing, she lived a life I could only dream of. She made it sound so easy. I bite my lip, “so you must be really smart.” she snorts, laughing and adjusting her posture, “I’m a dumb, usless lesbian. The degrees are fancy and all but, I have a single brain cell in this noggin.” She shakes her head, rolling her eyes and pinning her tongue to the inside of her cheek. I see now, she gets loose with her words when she's drunk. This is the first time shes admitted she was openly gay without beating around the bush. Even though it could be seen as “apparent” it’s good to not just assume. I cock my head back and grin, “ a useless.. What?” She bites her lower lip and laughs, “You heard me,” Something about the confirmation was weight lifting. Her cheeks flushed a red pigment under her olive skin. I bite the inside of my cheek and “you’re not useless, or dumb by any means but… Same.” I admit as if the gay panic I had been exuding from every crevis of my body wasn’t obvious before. She laughs and licks her teeth, “so, what do you do up here? Do you have a job?” My chest swelled with embarrassment. “WEELLLL…. I…” I laugh.. “I'm a writer. I write online stories and read them on the internet. I have subscribers and that doesnt bring in alot, but.. It's enough to pay bills.” I look down twisting my fingers. She jumps to her feet slightly wobbly, “No way! Where is my phone! I have to see this! What's it called? What do you write? What kind.” I didn't expect so much excitement. My heart got sent into a panic. “It’s… I write a few.. But the most popular right now is Blood Keys and Simply Unexpected.” She jumped back to the couch, her phone in her hand typing away. I can tell she's having a hard time writing as she continues to type and back space. “Wait, is it under a channel? What app is it on?”” she types angrily into her phone. She can’t see my writing! She can't read my stories, I would feel so naked, and exposed to what if she thinks it's a corny love story or thinks my other world is useless nerd bullshit. “If you can find them you can read them but good luck.” I cross my arms. I can feel her eyes peering into my soul. “I’m going to find it!” I reach forward to her phone as she types trying to stop her investigation and we laugh and tussle before she gives up for the night. Then we laid there and talked until midnight about aliens and evolution and what we went through for school. Slowly, we began to nod off in a drunken haze. As my eyes open and close flutter between the blanket over my eyes and the dim light of my living room I panic realizing I had gotten myself tangled up with her arm around my shoulder leaning firmly and comfortably against her body.

[hopexhappiness]

So fair warning, the girl I like is really obsessed with women’s soccer, Arsenal WFC to be specific, and I keep (obviously) letting her rant about her obsession to me and send me pictures of Malin Gut (and telling me how she’ll fly me out to Europe to go to a game and help her date Malin Gut, which like *happy gay noises* but also *frustrated by my both my and her’s usless lesbianness that she has no clue and keeps talking about her crushes*. The problem here is I know nothong about soccer/football. I keep calling it sportsball cus she’s earopean and lives in the US so I don’t know if I will be mocked for saying soccer and also I feel as though “sportsball” communicates my lack of knowledge fairly well. The only sport I know anything about is Exy. Help? I want to both impress her and understand what they hell she’s talking about!

[theforestofthenight]

Stephenie Meyer's "The Host" generation is having so many flashbacks with all this Lena putting an A.I. into Eve's body lol

bitch she gonna fight and eventually win, proving Lena's plan is hella dumb cause FEELINGS CANNOT BE REPROGRAMMED YOU USLESS LESBIAN

Also, the eyes thing? Yep, that's definitely new and original lol