#shen jinlei

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #69

Shen Yinfei: Mama ain't raise no bitch

Yinfei: And even if she did it's my brother

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #67

Jinlei: I am dating Kimberly now.

Pip: You couldn't have found anyone better?

Jinlei: What do you mean? She is—

Pip: I was talking to Kimmy.

Jinlei:

Kimmy: The store was sold out of everything else.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #66

Kimmy: Jinlei?

Jinlei: Yes Kimberly?

Kimmy: What are we?

Jinlei: We're little more than specs on planet Earth with so little understanding of our existence—

Kimmy: I meant... you know what, nevermind

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #61

Jinlei: I do not get the joke.

Kimmy: DM me and i'll explain 🫶

Pip: I also didn't get the joke

Kimmy: Google it.

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #47

Malik: Nuh-uh. He's your boyfriend. You wanted him, so you get to take care of him!

Jinlei: I am not a dog.

Malik: Kimmy is literally asking me to take you for a walk!

Kimmy: I just asked if you wanted to go hiking!

Malik: Yeah, because you don't want to do it!

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Jimmy Shimmy Incorrect Quote #33

Ron: Would you tell the sky to stop being so blue?

Jinlei: Yeah, I wish it were beige.

Ron:

Ron: You what?

Jinlei: It’s my favorite color. It’s no-nonsense.

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #25

Kimmy, posting on cheers: Making breakfast for my wonderful boyfriend :D

Jinlei, in the groupchat: I will return in a moment. I think I smell something burning downstairs.

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #14

Kimmy: That’s ridiculous! I don’t have a crush on Jinlei!

Shaina, grinning: Yes you do

Pip, rolling their eyes: Are you fucking stupid? Of course you do! 

Samir: She does?

Malik: Are you fucking stupid? She totally has a crush on Jinlei

Kylo: It’s embarrassing at this point 

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #13

Kimmy: Studies show that you are the most amazing person in the entire world!

Jinlei: What are your sources?

Kimmy: Me

Kimmy: I’m the sources 

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #6

Jinlei: Kimmy is late again. 

Samir: I woke her up at 8am and told her it was 11am

Malik: I wrote a fake schedule saying that we’d start at 9am instead of noon

Shaina: I set her alarm clock to PM instead of AM the other day

Pip: Haha, nice, I set her phone clock back three hours 

Kylo: I paid a few people to tell her it was tomorrow already 

Samir: Do you guys think we overdid it-

Kimmy, bursting through the door: What fucking yEAR IS IT?!

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JIMMY SHIMMY INCORRECT QUOTE #2

Pip: Fuck fuck fuck the stove is on fire fuck fuck fu-

Kimmy: Pippy it’s fine we just need to call an adult!

Pip: Kimberly 

Pip: We are adults

Kimmy: We need an adultier adult dipshit now where the fuck is Jinlei?!