Hello Mr Holmes,
A. Again and I would like to bring John and possibly Ms. Hooper in on this and ask how to get someone to ask me out if I know they like me. P.s. what's your favorite game to play with Mycroft?
I will direct the question to @consultjohnwatson and @mollyatthemorgue . Given my limited experience in the subject of romance and dating, I believe they may be better suited to address this matter.
The second part of your question is much more straightforward. My favourite game to play with @atamh is called Annoy Mycroft.
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John convinced me, or rather pestered me, to join this social media website. He told me that the listeners of his podcast want to see me here. One listener has been particularly persistent. I think John called them something along the lines of a chaotic frying pan. Whatever that means.
So here I am. Don't make me regret this.
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A rare sight.
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Would you like to play a deduction game where you can only ask yes or no questions?
Absolutely. Go on.
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Do you both realise that you are in public? @consult-sherlockholmes @consultjohnwatson
Some discretion is advised!
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@marianaametxazurra D’you reckon this could fit in the office?
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I'll try my luck again tonight. Going back to the pub. Maybe I'll meet someone new there. If not, at least I can have a nice Guinness to cope with the loneliness. I just made it sound even more depressing, didn't I? Taking my new microphone with me as company.
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Hello, I am officially speaking out right now. There's not much behind the scenes, at least for me. Thank you to @bewitched-bullet for being so patient and understanding, and all you stand for. You are inspiring. :)
Here's most of my statement. I will screenshot and post here, regardless. Screenshots of my statement under the keep reading.
This is as far as my experience goes, so I have nothing else to add after this. I hope everyone learns better communication so they can go back to having fun. It's just not working with me.
Under the keep reading I have 1 other statement based on an ask, but then it goes into my screenshots of my original statement.
First, to comment on this:
If this was a stand alone blog, I agree we don't necessarily have to communicate. Since there is already established lore of a relationship between Mycroft and Greg, I tried to communicate. Since people would ask me what happened at events I was included in:
I attempted communication. I received none back, so I stopped roleplaying. (Sure, I could make up something for the new years party, but what am I to say about the toxicology report on a fanfiction someone else wrote without me?) Simple and nothing dramatic.
Here are the screenshots of my statement:
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My new flatmate
So, last night I went to look at the flat. It’s pretty decent actually. Sherlock had already moved in so it was a bit of a mess but that ’s actually a nice change from where I was before.
And the madman himself? He’s fascinating…
Arrogant, imperious, pompous. He’s not safe, I know that much. I’m not going to be bored and I doubt we’re going to be arguing about whose turn it is to pay the gas bill or what we’re going to watch on the telly. And yeah, he is probably most likely definitely mad. But, he knows a couple of nice restaurants so he’s not all bad.
So yes, we had a quick look at the flat and chatted to the landlady. Then the police came and asked Sherlock to look at a body so we went along to a crime scene, then we chased through the streets of London after a killer and Sherlock solved the serial suicides/murder thing.
And then we went to this great Chinese restaurant where my fortune cookie said ‘There is nothing new under the sun. It has all been done before. ’ After the night I’d had, I beg to differ.
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Hi Sherlock, when was the last time you and John danced? What kind of dance?
It's been a long time since that. We're talking way back when I taught @consultjohnwatson how to dance— for his wedding. It was a waltz.
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permission to boop you mr Holmes?
Is this an April Fools' tradition? If yes, I grant you permission.
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Maybe it is time to say something after yesterday evening, @consultjohnwatson.
As you all know I am not a man of many words when it concerns sentiment. I despise having to voice anything of such nature, I rather show my appreciation for someone through my actions.
I thought my previous actions had clearly represented what I feel, already years ago. But maybe it wasn't clear enough. So expressing any of the following goes against my usual modus operandi, but maybe it is necessary, so I am going to attempt something I never did before.
I assumed I had taught you enough about the science of deduction to see and observe. To see what the true meanings behind people’s actions are, what their motivations and intentions are. You are the one of us who is better at such things, better at recognising other people’s emotions, better at interpreting sentiment and determining whether people partake in flirting. So I had believed you would understand my endeavours, sooner or later.
But maybe you are not as observant about sentiment when it concerns myself, after all I am not the most emotive and transparent person. Perhaps I will have to be more verbal and clear instead of relying on subtext or your deductions to convey the message.
I struggle to comprehend and categorise emotional experiences, especially when I don’t have any other data to compare it to. I have never experienced anything akin to ‘love’ before, thus I can not determine whether any new experience would be regarded as such an emotion. I am uncomprehending in the face of the loving, I don’t know how to assess any of such feelings. So I can not say that I am in love, simply because I do not know love. And I think you know that it’s already something special that I am willing to admit that I do not know something.
All I know is that you are the most important person in my life, John. That I appreciate you more than anyone else, I never cared about a fellow human as much as I care about you. That you made me experience a range of emotions that I have never felt before, and you probably made me a better human. You helped me understand things that I would have otherwise never understood, I do value your input, John. I don’t want to contemplate where I would be without you if I had never met you, I probably wouldn’t be here at all anymore.
What I am trying to say is, be patient with me. Even if I am unable to properly comprehend sentiment, would you be willing to help me understand and find out? Would you be willing to figure it out together? To be my conductor of light?
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Why not kidnap Lestrade to a deserted parking lot so he’ll talk to you? It worked with Dr Watson. Well, it might not have worked if he had his gun with him at that time.
Kidnap? I’d never use such… unorthodox methods.
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Today marks a very special day. And even though @sherlockholmescd will think I’m being overly sentimental when I say my life has really changed for the better since then, I simply cannot not mention its significance.
So, yeah. Cheers, @sherlockholmescd
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