Watching Heaven Official's Blessing with my Mom - season 2
For the record, she's 70, I'm 40. I introduced her to the Donghua because I knew she'd love it.
"I think your husband* has a few screws loose." (About Shi Qingxuan trying to turn Xie Lian into a woman.)
"Be nicer to him. I'd drop you at once." (About the Earth Master being rescued, then carried.)
"Are you sure this is your husband?" I confirmed this. "Oh honey, I think your husband is gay." (Same as above, pretty much only a blink later.)
She had an eye-rolling contest with Mu Qing when he and Feng Xin fought while Xie Lian was under arrest. She would have won.
"Oh, but he's whipped." (About Hua Cheng helping to free the prisoners in Qi Rong's lair. She believes he might not have bothered. I'm a bit on the fence about this, knowing how he made Eming - and more to the point, how he did not. But I can hardly tell her that.)
There was no verbal response to Qi Rong aside from an exhausted "Pitiful." She observed him with the same expression she might use on a particularly slow dog.
"Now there's a guy you know never got laid." (She said this when Shi Qingxuan threw her breasts at Feng Xin. I was howling with laughter, she thinks it was in agreement, but it was obviously a bit more hysteria-tinged.) She also noted my husband is a brat. I can't argue with that.
She asked me if Xie Lian killed that guy at the end. I told her if she wants to know that she'll either have to be VERY patient until season 3 comes - or be moderately patient and read the books where that answer doesn't come at once, either.
*I told her that on the fuck - marry - kill list Shi Qingxuan is number two. I told her that fuck is Pei Ming because that man has experience. The way Xuan Ji clings to him, he must have some skill, too. Kill is Shi Wudu, but I did not say that to her, just that it's a character she hasn't met. She knows I dislike the Water Master, but she doesn't know how much. I didn't give that answer lightly, in my defence. There are very few characters I resent enough in TGCF, if any, but I had to name someone.)
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Beefleaf is tragic yes but think abt this, what if SQX and HX we're already together and HX was getting ready to reveal himself then he finds out SWD is the one that fucked him over
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Для поддержания сил в 6-ти дневную неделю вот вам сладкий Цинсюань под дождиком.
To maintain strength in a 6-day week, here is a sweet Qingxuan in the rain.
Сейчас я пробую немного новый для себя стиль в покрасе. Я надеюсь что дальше работы будут ещё более красочными и конрастными. Но мне уже нравится!)
I'm currently trying a slightly new style of color painting. I hope that future works will be even more colorful and contrasting. But I already like it!)
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Lord Wind Master is boundlessly talented,
Lord Wind Master is funny and carefree,
Lord Wind Master is kind and righteous,
Lord Wind Master is aged sweet sixteen
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Can't believe I just... missed the fact that He Xuan was disguised as Hua Cheng, gave Shi Qingxuan back his fan, and then vanished as fast as he appeared. Wow, my head is empty with no thoughts at all, huh? How did I completely miss that and just assume it was a Hua Cheng clone just smacking Qingxuan around??? 😭
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Something I love about Hua Cheng is that he is so gentle and kind for Xie Lian, and whatever hubby wants is what hubby gets. Like whenever Xie Lian wants spiritual energy, he just goes straight up to Hua Cheng and kisses him, no questions asked.
But the part that I love even more is that he would NEVER do anything like that for anyone else. And it makes sense that he wouldn’t let just anyone kiss him obviously, but it’s when he gives spiritual energy to Shi Qingxuan that really shows just how much he doesn’t give a f*ck. Hua Cheng was like “ok, gotta give Shi Qingxuan spiritual energy real quick” and then proceeds to slap Shi Qingxuan into last week.
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leaf from hit novel tgcf?!
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Shi Qingxuan: What is love?
Shi Wudu: An emotional minefield.
Ling Wen: A neurochemical reaction.
Pei Ming: Baby don't hurt me.
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