#shipping

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing: locked in eternal psychological warfare

[prokopetz]

Seeing an image post on your dash that appears at first glance simply to be some cute romantic art of a couple of somewhat eccentric-looking OCs, then you pop open the notes and the top comment is something like "is that genderbent lesbian scene girl Bert and Ernie", and you look more closely and it fucking is.

[aromanticduck]

There's wholesome ships and there's toxic ships, but I'd like to coin 'sodium chloride ships', where the individuals involved are both horrible and dangerous people, but somehow being together renders them surprisingly well-adjusted (if a little salty).

[muchymozzarella]

Apparently some people are asking ChatGPT whether a ship is ethical or not

They're asking the planet killing, IP and job theft machine whether an imaginary romance is good or evil, there truly is no better example of how they're so recklessly immoral that they engage in the mindless consumption of resources in a way that actively harms others, but think thought crimes exist and a drawing has more rights than the people they're stealing from and killing

[color-ns]

Sometimes tweeter people know their stuff- this is the right kind of toxic angst I want to read.

[prokopetz]

Seeing "toxic yuri fan" in their blog header and skimming their last few dozen posts to see whether that's toxic yuri as in "I have ambivalent feelings about the central relationship in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, a PG-rated cartoon for children" or toxic yuri as in "I want them to kill and eat each other".

[tewryd]

Me ever since I turned 13 yo

[lunarcrown]

Old draw I forgot about!!

Tango tries to do some avian-style courtship by building Jimmy a bower-bird arch for a date night, but his nerves make him build it haphazard, and it ends in a magnificent collapse, some bandages, and pancakes~~

[fourstarrynightss]

frl goddammit

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

[cheschesterpossum]

your wifeys are arguing again wyd?

Pov Kup got kicked to the sofa by Yoke.

[bontu-the-l0ver]

Why no one likes my ships?

My ships-

[cynicalclassicist]

Schrödinger's intimacy sounds like something that could be in a lot of fics!

Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

[zexapher]

Sad Weiss Diary - Parental Trials

Day 11 of our Sad Weiss Diary, White Knight Month, and Mother's Day(!) brings us Weiss's struggles as a parent. Fortunately, it's a rather cute struggle. :)

I definitely see Weiss and Jaune as great parents, ones that can support each other as well as their kids. I do love featuring Sylvie, from my Culmination in a Kiss meme. She's quite cute!

I'd like to thank Akumu Oukoku for providing this beautiful background for me to craft the edit and this touching diary entry onto. They've been a great help on this project!

Guess what, everyone! White Knight Week begins tomorrow! Keep an eye out for new fics, memes, and more!

I'll be continuing my Sad Weiss Diary as best I can, so feel free to check in on the collection I'm putting together for more!

Sad Weiss Diary Collection!

[artandmartini]

Loved all the Viktor hair concepts personally but this one made me laugh. It was so emo teen vibes so I drew something for it.

[wings-of-fire-confessions]

moonbli should have thornmover parallels . sandwing that grew up in scorpion den x nightwig with superpowers

hmmmmm

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