#shipping memes

[noahsresources]

gestures that get me going

many of these are meant to be spicy (i've been on my horny bullshit lately LOL), but some can be used in any kind of interactions, be them fluffy, smutty, antagonistic, romantic, anything. feel free to combine prompts & change/add any pronouns/descriptor words/etc that may be useful! softer things are more towards the bottom. add '+↺' to reverse sender and receiver!

[ SHIELD ] — sender steps in front of receiver protectively [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock from behind [ COLLAR ] — sender grabs receiver by the collar of their shirt to pull their faces close together [ TIE ] — sender grabs receiver by their tie to pull their faces close together [ HAIR ] — sender pulls receiver's head back by their hair from behind [ MOUTH ] — sender puts their palm over receiver's mouth from behind to keep them quiet [ BUCKLE ] — sender begins to undo receiver's belt buckle [ LOOP ] — sender threads their fingers into the belt loops on receiver's pants [ POCKET ] — sender sticks their fingers into the pockets of receiver's pants (bonus: specify if they're the front pockets or the back pockets) [ BUTTON ] — sender undoes the buttons of receiver's shirt [ THROAT ] — sender lightly grazes along receiver's throat from behind [ CHOKE ] — sender puts a light to moderate amount of pressure on receiver's throat from behind [ CHEST ] — sender lightly grazes along receiver's chest from behind [ SIT ] — sender gently squeezes receiver's ass when they sit on sender's lap [ TOUCH ] — sender feels up receiver's abs [ SMOOTH ] — sender gently rubs their palm along receiver's bare ass [ MASSAGE ] — sender gently rubs their palms along receiver's bare back [ RUB ] — sender gently rubs their palms along receiver's bare thighs [ FEEL ] — sender gently rubs their palm between receiver's legs [ LICK ] — sender gently licks along receiver's nipples [ EASE ] — sender encourages receiver's legs open [ PULL ] — sender pulls receiver's pants/undergarments down out of the way of their ass [ WORSHIP ] — sender kisses and licks along receiver's tattoo(s) (specify if receiver has multiple) [ RING ] — sender kisses and licks along receiver's piercing(s) (specify if receiver has multiple) [ NIBBLE ] — sender nibbles against the shell/lobe of receiver's ear [ BITE ] — sender gently bites down on receiver's lower lip as they kiss [ SMOOCH ] — sender presses gentle kisses down the back of receiver's neck [ KISS ] — sender presses a bunch of little kisses along receiver's face [ GRAB ] — sender playfully squeezes some stray pudge on receiver's belly [ PLAY ] — sender playfully squeezes some stray pudge on receiver's thigh [ POKE ] — sender grabs onto receiver's love handles [ LIE ] — sender rests their head on receiver's chest to hear their heartbeat [ LINK ] — sender hooks their pinkie with receiver's [ REST ] — sender rests their chin on receiver's shoulder from behind [ GAME ] — sender traces lines to connect receiver's moles/other body marks into a bigger shape [ COVER ] — sender covers receiver's eyes from behind before removing them to reveal a big surprise [ WRITE ] — sender writes 'i love you' with their finger on an exposed part of receiver's skin (bonus: specify where)

[absoluterpmemetrash]

META ASKS: If Your OC Was Canon.

BASIC:

What changes do you think would be made between your muse as they exist in your head vs how they would be treated as part of canon?

What plot points would change due to the inclusion of your character in canon?

What role would your character play in the story? Are they a major player, or a one scene wonder?

If there are multiple adaptions/If they are part of a multi-part franchise, which ones would your character appear in?

Besides your face/voiceclaim, who do you think would be cast as your character?

If your character had a breakout show/film/comic, what would the plot be? Who would be in their supporting cast?

What headcanons/theories do you believe fandom would invent about your character?

FANDOM:

What do you think the fandom for your character would be like? Are they a fan favorite, a love to hate villain, derided for whatever reason, or something else?

What feelings does your character most often instill in their fans? Affection? A desire to protect? Open lust? A love/hate dynamic? Why do you think their fans feel this way?

By contrast, what would their haters dislike about your character? Is it a petty complaint? A mischaracterization of the character or their intentions? Are they just a woman in a largely male-centric series?

What controversies/drama would your character incite in fandom?

What fan-material would exist for your character in fandom?

Is your character the subject of ‘imagines’ or ‘x reader’ style blogs?

Are there any tropes fandom would put upon your character, for better or for worse?

What would be the ‘incorrect but wildly popular’ interpretation of your character in fandom?

What corners of fandom would consider your character blorbo material?

SHIPPING:

What do you imagine the most popular ship(s) for your character would be?

Are there ship wars? Are they a popular character to ship, or the kind of character that gets shuffled off and away from shipping for whatever reason?

How does fandom characterize/mischaracterize your characters ship in fanworks?

If your character isn’t designed for shipping/isn’t interested in shipping, how hard does fandom have to mangle them to make them shipping material/open to a relationship?

Be honest. What song is playing over an AMV/tiktok of scenes between your character and their love interest?

What is the wildest crackship you can imagine for your character, whether in-universe or in crossover?

What is the quote between your character and their love interest/whoever they might be shipped with that their fans would latch onto?

What’s the discourse surrounding your ship?

[shinsources]

Let's Play "Would You Ship This?"

Send in a pairing or two, and I’ll tell you if I would ship it.

[hymemena]

Send Me 🎔 + A Ship And I'll Tell You:

Who wins a prize at a carnival/fair/festival:

Who does most of the cooking:

Who does most of the shopping:

Who is hopeless at board games:

Who is always trying to make the other laugh:

Who has a tendency to give out TMI:

Who does more DIY projects:

Who is the big spoon:

Who gives more casual affection:

Who reads to whom:

Who brings drinks and food without being asked:

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Made a few memes about my feelings of having a notp that's a popular side ship

[oceansprompts]

send "💕" + a ship for me to fill out this. . .

combining this ship meme [ x ] with this ship meme [ x ]

FIRST DETAILS.

How did they meet?

Who flirted with who first?

Was it love at first sight or a slowburn romance?

Did they start dating right away or were they friends before things became romantic?

What was their first date?

Who kissed who first?

Who started the relationship?

NEXT STEPS & HARDSHIPS.

Monogamy or Polyamory?

Are they/do they plan on getting married?

Who proposed? Was it a yes or no?

Do they want kids? Who brought it up first?

Do they already have kids, together or from previous relationships?

How often do they fight? What about?

Have they ever broken up?

Messy breakup, amicable split, remain friends, ride or die or til death do us part?

SEX.

In the bedroom - Vanilla, a little spice, or kinky af?

For applicable ships - who tops/bottoms?

For applicable ships - who is more dominant/submissive?

What is their favorite sex position?

Do either of them enjoy bringing sex toys into the bedroom?

Favorite place to have sex?

Most adventurous place they’ve had sex?

Do they do anything else in the bath/shower other than wash? How often?

What are some of their favorite things about their partner sexually?

TOGETHER.

Do they have any routines/rituals in their relationship?

How do they take care of each other when they are sick/hurt?

Who is the better dancer?

How do they like to spend time together?

What are their favorite non-sexual forms of intimacy?

What are some of their favorite things about their partner?

How do they comfort the other when they are upset?

Who buys the other spontaneous gifts?

What position do they sleep in?

Do they bathe/shower together?

What are their favorite things to do on date nights?

Do they still go on dates after being together for a while?

What is their love language?

Who’s a cat person and who’s a dog person?

Who likes the outdoors more and who likes the indoors more?

Who’s more social?

Who makes the bed every morning?

Who likes to keep the house cold and who likes to keep the house warm?

Who takes longer getting ready?

Who likes scary movies and who likes funny ones?

Who screams when they see a bug and who ends up killing it?

Who is more technology challenged?

Who would be more likely to burn something in the oven?

Who talks in their sleep?

Who leaves the cap off the toothpaste?

Who likes getting dressed up more?

Who’s better at tying ties?

Who recorded the answering machine message on the house phone?

Who’s better at planning romantic things?

Who takes up more space in the closet?

Who has more of a sweet tooth?

Who drinks more often?

Who is most likely to laugh during a serious situation?

[rpmemesiwanttosee]

Send me a character as a ship suggestion for my muse, and I'll talk about it!

[memerepositorygt]

Send me 🤍 + a ship you find implausible and I’ll play ‘ship doctor’ to try and come up with a way make it work.

[shigerussato]

“people with brown eyes vs people with green eyes” it’s them.

[spvrkvoid]

[noahsresources]

prompts for teasing a friend with a crush/new relationship

sometimes our muses just need to pick on their friends when they have a very obvious crush on a third party or are getting into a relationship with someone new. feel free to change pronouns & descriptor words and play with the context, and specify which third party is being discussed if it's helpful! some suggestive dialogue is present, mainly towards the bottom of the list!

❝ ... holy shit, you like him/her/them. ❞ ❝ someone's blushing! ❞ ❝ seriously, you're the sappiest person i know. ❞ ❝ [name] and [name] sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! ❞ ❝ you are so head over heels in love, it is disgustingly adorable. ❞ ❝ i don't know what it is, but i have a feeling he/she/they like(s) you back. ❞ ❝ oh come on, don't you try to deny it. you like him/her/them. your face says so. ❞ ❝ uh-oh, somebody's in love! ❞ ❝ i never knew you were the type to get flustered so easily. ❞ ❝ oh, sorry, i forgot what i was even talking about, i was so fixated on watching you stare at him/her/them. ❞ ❝ you're totally gonna write him/her/them some cheesy poem or song, aren't you? ❞ ❝ i diagnose you with a serious case of smitten. ❞ ❝ i don't blame you. he/she/they is/are really hot. ❞ ❝ i can sense something really powerful about to happen between you two. ❞ ❝ did you see that?! he/she/they just stared at you! ❞ ❝ look at you, embracing your feelings for him/her/them! i'm proud of you! ❞ ❝ are you sure you're just looking at him/her/them because you like his/her/their shirt? ❞ ❝ when did you even know you liked him/her/them? ❞ ❝ you were holding hands with him/her/them! i saw it!! ❞ ❝ he/she/they was/were actually talking about you the other day, you know. ❞ ❝ oh my god, here he/she/they come(s)! just act natural. ❞ ❝ ... yep, he/she/they is/are definitely attracted to you. ❞ ❝ you can't keep your hands off him/her/them, can you? ❞ ❝ him/her/them giving you his/her/their number is a rite of passage into romance! ❞ ❝ maybe i'll believe you if you stop looking at him/her/them with those massive heart eyes the same way you did all those months/years ago. ❞ ❝ your expression is that of a man/woman/person in love, my friend. ❞ ❝ i have a picture of [name] biting his/her/their lip, wanna see? ❞ ❝ you're totally staring at his/her/their ass right now. ❞ ❝ holy shit, he/she/they sexted you? you have to sext him/her/them back! it's just proper etiquette! ❞ ❝ you're hard/wet thinking about him/her/them, aren't you? ❞ ❝ how did you accidentally send him/her/them a nude? ❞ ❝ i think he/she/they was/were just looking at your ass/crotch/boobs. ❞

[absoluterpmemetrash]

Anonymously tell me what your favorite ship for my muse is.

whether it’s a canon dynamic or something you watch unfold on your dash, i want to know which dynamics my mutuals ship, too.

[shinsources]

Anonymously message me one ship you’d like to see on my blog and why.

[hymemena]

Lovey Dovey Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns as necessary, and remember to specify muse for multimuse blogs.

CW: Slightly Suggestive Flirting

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"I love youuuuuuuuu~"

"You look radiant today."

"Be with me forever."

"If I had the words to describe how perfect you are to me, I'd make epic poems look like they were written in an afternoon by a child."

"I can't think of anyone else I'd rather spend my life with."

"I don't want to do anything today but you."

"Today is you, me, and whatever you want to do."

"I brought snacks, I put your favorite movie on, there's a blanket fort, the only thing that's missing is you and me."

"I think it's time. We should take this a step further."

"If standing up for you and what you believe in makes me wrong, then I never want to be right."

"You mean more to me than any number of things."

"Nothing and nobody will ever come between us."

"If love carries no passion, then is it even worth it?"

"If I didn't love you, do you think we'd have this many -things-?"

"You better know that I love you."

"I didn't question you when you brought home twenty-one Furbies, and I won't question you, now."

"It's you and me versus the world. Oh, right, and also -pet/friend/poly person-."

"Before you, nothing mattered. Now, everything has life breathed into it."

"I'd say we've moved on to having a symbiotic relationship."

[equestriaqueerz2024]

for the shipping thing: sonaria (sonata x aria), sundagio (sunset x adagio) and suntrix (sunset x trixie)

some of my underrated faves ;p

Oooo! I’ll do SonAria!

—-

Gives nose/forehead kisses - Sonata (when she feels affectionate), Aria (when she feels flirty)

Gets jealous the most - Aria, not doubt lol

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - Sonata

Takes care of on sick days - Sonata

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Sonata

Gives unprompted massages - I imagine both of them, but mostly Aria

Drives/rides shotgun - Aria

Brings the other lunch at work - Mostly Sonata

Has the better parental relationship - Neither, since we don’t even know if they have “parents”.

Tries to start role-playing in bed - Mostly Aria

Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Mostly Sonata

Still cries watching Titanic - I don’t really imagine either of them doing so

Firmly believes in couples costumes - Sonata

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Sonata

Makes the other eat breakfast - Sonata

Remembers anniversaries - Sonata

Brings up having kids - Both of them are ok with it

[patt-off]

bitches be like "well at leary my ship is the closest to being canon"

when the people in question only interacted for 10 seconds in a flashback or two