#short circuits

[fallowtail]

oh to be glared at by evelyn powell for attempting to politely make small talk with her

[mazeyphaedra]

babe wake UP new AgentStannerShipper oisaine fic just dropped!!!!!!!

[inspectorspacetimerevisited]

Although Professor Aloysius insisted that FE-Line was three-laws compliant,

repeated short circuits altered her programming such that she could kill someone for no apparent reason. (Well, she did have reasons, just not ones that the Inspector dared to question.)

[d-for-deviant]

⭕️

chokes

[bugglia]

Thanksgiving is coming up, and I decided to make a drawing! I'm so tired right now.

For any robot/computer characters I have missed; make an assumption of what they're doing!!

[stompandhollar]

canon ace spec archivist and his very supportive boyfriend

[limitedseries]

[heavy breathing] [kissing, panting] [belt loosening]

[goddessofbees]

Danny's portal accident

Now I know technically he's not dead or has a ghost core in the actual show but I will die (ha!) with these headcannons

[keydekyie]

I've Been Waiting...

close-ups under cut:

I want to credit @monstermonger for inspiring the style of this one. Her style gives me whatever the visual equivalent of ASMR is. It makes my eyes water (in a good way lol).

When I was young I used to ink with pen a lot, sometimes painting in with watercolor, but I'd gotten out of that since learning digital art. I'm finding I miss it. There's something about nice black ink that tickles my brain. With this piece I wanted to try to imitate the technique digitally. You can be the judge as to whether I achieved that.

The pose was inspired by an Amur leopard at the Cleveland Zoo. My friends and I went on a rainy day, and it was very quiet. There were times when we were all alone, just us and the animals. We were standing in an empty courtyard reading informational signs, and when we turned and looked up, we were surprised to see the beautiful Amur leopard laying sprawled on the overhead walkway, just watching us serenely.

[jeeaark]

[steveseddie]

fantasy ride

written for this month’s @steddiemicrofic prompt “ride, 453 words” | rated: e | cw: none | tags: pre-relationship, anal sex, riding, bottom steve, wet dreams

***

Steve finds Eddie in the drama room after Hellfire, sitting sprawled on his throne, one leg thrown over the arm as he leafs through his notebook.

When the door clicks behind him, Eddie’s eyes snap up. “Stevie!” He beams. “Thought Wheeler was driving the kids home today.”

“She is,” Steve says, rounding the long table to stand in front of Eddie.

He quirks an eyebrow. “If you’re not here to give them a ride, to what do I owe the pleasure?”

Steve’s hands grip the arms of the throne, hovering over Eddie. “I thought you could give me a ride.”

“Uh, something happened to your car?”

Steve hums. “Not that kind of ride, Eds.”

“Then what– hmph.” Eddie makes a strangled noise when Steve climbs on his lap, straddling him.

“Tell me, have you ever thought about someone riding you on this throne?”

Eddie sputters, going bright red. So that’s a yes.

“Have you thought about me doing it?” Another choked sound. Steve smirks. “Because I have.”

“Fuck, Steve.”

He grins. “Exactly.”

With that, Steve kisses him hungrily. Eddie kisses back, gripping Steve’s waist while he grabs onto the throne, grinding down on Eddie.

“Stevie, I don’t have–”

“I do.” Climbing off Eddie’s lap, Steve grabs a condom and lube from his jacket, tossing them at Eddie. “Used that to open myself up earlier but there’s some left.”

Eddie stares at the lube, dumfounded.

“Need help with that?”

He shakes his head. “Steve, if you touch me, I’ll blow. I’m not even kidding.”

Laughing, Steve undresses while Eddie undoes his pants. He rolls the condom on, slicking himself up.

Steve straddles him again, lining them up. Moaning, he lowers himself on Eddie’s dick. His nails dig into Steve’s waist, curses falling from his lips.

After adjusting, Steve lifts his hips and sinks back down, building a rhythm that makes his eyes roll back.

He’s not gonna last.

Neither is Eddie. “Oh, Steve, Steve–”

“Steve!”

Steve jerks awake when a different voice shouts his name. He’s hard and close to making a mess from grinding against his bed– and dreaming about Eddie.

“Steve!” The voice shouts again. It’s Dustin’s and it’s coming from the walkie under his bed.

He reaches for it. “What?”

“You’re supposed to pick us up from Hellfire!”

“Now?”

“No, next week,” Dustin snarks. “Yes, now!”

“Jesus, dude, chill.”

A different voice comes through, making Steve’s stomach flip. “Hey, sweetheart,” Eddie greets. Steve pictures him sprawled on his throne and gulps. “Can I get a ride too?”

“Uh, yes, yeah, I’ll ride you–” Steve’s stomach drops. “DRIVE YOU. I’LL DRIVE YOU!” Jesus, can he die? “Be there soon! Bye!”

And he will, after taking the quickest, coldest shower of his life.

[homelanderbutbig]

A collection of Homelander GIFs where he does that rapid blinking thing whenever he gets confused or flustered. Genuinely one of my favourite little eccentricities of his, I wonder if he's even aware that he does it. >w>

[roguekaiju]

Thomas is crazy for still thinking about tremblay's simony with aldo's bellussy just a piece of fabric out of sight jesus

[softandslow]

save me bbno$ cosplaying jayvik... sAVE ME,,

[mischievous-thunder]

When the sweet little Honey Badger starts flirting shamelessly:

[k3n-dyll]

I saw this picture while scrolling and the first thought that came to mind was "She could tell me to lick it (the blood) off and swallow it and I would" OH IM COOKED?