#short stop

[dinosaurwithablog]

You gotta love a guy with a Scooby Doo baseball bat!!! ⚾️ I like Gunnar Henderson because he uses a Scooby Doo bat!! That's freaking awesome 😊😍 very cool, Gunnar!! 😊

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[lattekayy]

I adore this 6'7 power house of a man lol I stg we better sign him for a multi year contract or I'm going to flip ALL the tables 😂

[katsinspats]

Thematically appropriate comic for Make a Terrible Comic Day!!

I saw the original post this morning and it made me get out of bed to make something, so thank u Pseudonym Jones mission accomplished

[taoisdumb]

[lazylittledragon]

bg3 x taskmaster filed under 'things that are funny to me and nobody else'

[dunno-rambles]

what if she was an ex borg drone and you dont like her but you're the best mechanical engineer on the ship and you have to work on the maintenance of the remaining - and most crucial - implants on her body and the monthly check ups are always strangely intimate-

what if

[beif0ngs]

It looks like they fell asleep.

[chaikachi]

four cheers to the show that just can't be stopped! 💖🤍🖤💛

[dinosaurwithablog]

It is great to see Anthony Volpe getting on base again so we can watch him run!! In my humble opinion, he's the best base runner in the majors. The way he pops and hops back and forth keeps pitchers very nervous, and the speed with which he steals bases and runs the bases is a thing of beauty and great athleticism. He's so filled with energy and sooooooo fast. Today, he's worked two walks with two great at bats. I love Anthony Volpe ❤️ Let's go Yankees!!!!!

[tropicalcleric]

spto made everyone think that wallace is so much shorter than scott because they hit him with a twink beam even though he's canonically several inches taller than scott. and it's all i think about all the time. scollace artists i am BEGGING you to put the height difference back where it belongs

[clouvu]

Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

[disastersareajoy]

Pussy Drunk Thomas Hewitt - Drabble

Thomas Hewitt x FEM!Reader

Tags: established relationship, cunnilingus, forced orgasms, talk of bruises, wet and messy, squirting, dacryphilia, overstimulation

Word count: 1.1k

fucking obsessed with the idea of Thomas getting absolutely, down bad, pussy-drunk as soon as he gets a taste

like his virgin-ass being too afraid of hurting you to fuck you at first and getting on his knees for you. he gets a taste, kind of pulls back and licks his lips and you can see his pupils dilate and his eyes fucking glaze over and he just falls face first into your pussy

sloppy, wet, spit slick, hungry oral from that man. his teeth bump into you in all the right ways sometimes. one moment he's whimpering into you and the next he's grumbling and trying to get his tongue deeper and deeper into you to taste more

and it does not matter to him when you beg for him to slow down and how you can't cum anymore. because you keep dripping on his face and tongue and making wonderful noises and you just taste so fucking good, how could he stop??

his arms wrap around your thighs and he holds onto them hard and firm and keeps you pulled close to his face. you can feel that it's gonna bruise and you're going to cherish those bruises for days

he doesn't even notice how hard he's gripping you because he's trying to get all of his senses filled with you. he tastes, smells and feels nothing but you. the only thing his ears can focus on are your moans and whimpers. his hands massage your thighs periodically and when he opens his eyes it's just to look at your face, thrown back in pleasure. the only thing better is when you're looking down at him with tears in your eyes, still moaning for him

Tommy is completely drunk off your taste. he loves the feeling of your pussy on his tongue and he loves the little whining groan you let out when he sucks on your clit

now, when he keeps going and going and your hand in his hair trying to push him away finally falls to your side, he doesn't even realize what he's doing next. it's all out of instinct when his hands readjust so his arms stay wrapped around your thighs but his thumbs are spreading open your folds. that's when he really loses it

because he can get his tongue even deeper like that. he can bury it inside you and find the spot that makes you drip a little more and that makes you moan all broken and needy. once he finds it he abuses the fuck out of it. keeps licking over it, poking at it with his tongue and savoring every drop of you that spills into his mouth

and then. his holy grail. you grab his hair again and moan louder. you're sobbing and begging him to slow down because it feels different this time. he doesn't listen of course. all he knows is you're about to do that thing again where he can feel your pussy flutter and twitch and your thighs squeeze around him and your moans get all whimpery

he keeps going until your hips lift up into him. he stays attached to your pussy and keeps doing what he's doing, knowing he can't stop. needs to keep going to get you to do that thing

suddenly you gasp and go completely quiet. then you moan so loud it's almost a scream. a sobbing sort of thing that's absolutely gorgeous to him. on top of that your hips start wildly shaking along with your legs and your pleasure starts gushing out of you

Tommy moans into your juices and gets closer if that's even possible at that point. he shakes his head so he rubs over your clit side to side while he keeps his tongue abusing that spot inside you. and fuck does he get drenched. he swallows down as much as he can of you and whimpers into it. anything he can't get, drips down his face and drenches his shirt and lap

once you come down you realize he's still going and you can't handle it anymore. you start crying more and weakly kicking your legs out which finally makes Tommy look up. he sees your devastated face and while he thinks the sweat mixed with tears and drool, as well as the tortured pleasure in your eyes is a heavenly sight, he listens to your weak pleas

he finally pulls away and you sigh in relief. Tommy stays away from your pussy (as much as he hates it) and spends his time licking your thighs clean. just a minute away from your pussy makes him whimper and look up at you pleadingly. your legs are still shaking and you shake your head at him

so Tommy whines and starts biting your thighs instead, getting closer and closer to your pussy until he's mouthing right next to it. you're shaking and sweating and still losing a coupe tears when he licks flat over your clit once. then your back arches and you gasp, trying not to make too loud a noise

you know if you moan he's gonna start again and you think he might actually kill you that time. he softly licks over your clit again, wraps his lips around it and you slap a hand over your mouth. but Tommy sees your lack of noise as a sign to keep going and starts sucking on your clit. when his teeth graze over it your hand whips away from your mouth to his hair and you yell out a moan that ends with a broken whine

immediately you know you're in for it. Tommy moans happily and grabs your thighs hard once more. he dives into you again and gets back to his sloppy, needy and enthusiastic pace without hesitation. all you can do is moan, whimper and whine as Tommy makes you see stars over and over again

he's obsessed with making you squirt on his face and listening to your whimpers as he tastes you. he loves the feeling of your heartbeat in your clit, pounding against his tongue

sometimes you can't get him off of your pussy until he's had at least a couple hours of his way with you. he's obsessed with your pussy and a single taste makes him entirely lose his mind. he'd do anything to fall to his knees in front of you

he would spend forever between your thighs if it was up to him

your pussy is his paradise and his salvation. every gush of your juices is a baptism of wonder. you are his goddess and he worships you at every turn

[elrincondelfanatico]

⚾🎾⚽🏈 ERdF 532: Predicciones MLB, Emoción en Indian Wells, Fútbol Internacional y Refuerzos en NFL 🌟

En esta entrega de ERdF, nos sumergimos en las predicciones y análisis de las grandes ligas deportivas, desde el diamante de la MLB hasta los emparrillados de la NFL.

Desglose del Episodio:

06:04 ⚾ MLB: Repasamos los favoritos de la Liga Americana según los momios de Las Vegas, incluyendo a Yankees, Orioles, Twins, Detroit, Astros y Rangers. Además, te traemos a los 10 mejores tercera base y short stops para los drafts de fantasy de este año, sin olvidar a los tres prospectos más prometedores en estas posiciones.

37:12 🎾 Tenis: Analizamos lo sucedido en el Torneo de Indian Wells, desglosando los resultados y ofreciendo un análisis detallado del torneo.

45:16 ⚽ Fútbol: Actualizamos con los últimos resultados de la Liga Premier y la Champions League. ¿Quiénes están liderando la carga hacia la gloria?

54:27 🏈 NFL: Con Russell Wilson y Justin Fields al frente de los Steelers con sueldos por debajo de los $4.5M USD, exploramos si Pittsburgh tiene lo necesario para competir por el Superbowl. Además, discutimos la llegada de Patrick Queen desde Ravens y otras noticias relevantes.

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[lilybug-02]

*sad goat noises*