I’m realizing I don’t deserve pretty girl things because I’m not pretty. I’m ugly as all fuck. Who asked me to go be ugly? Why do I complain when it’s all my fault. I don’t deserve to cry about not getting flowers. I don’t deserve to cry about not wearing pretty dresses. I don’t deserve to cry about being ugly like bitch it’s because you’re so fucking ugly get it through your head
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me when the mechanic said €400
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my head is so tired of my heart
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every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb
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sometimes a video game with a bad story has a good secret story that you can unlock if you pretend the bad parts aren’t there and make up a bunch of stuff
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Its a shame that trigger skipped this part of the manga smh
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Bruce in a stretched out Nightwing suit:
Tim: Bruce Thomas Wayne, take that shit off NOW! Your bones are CREAKING trying to replicate Dick’s flips
Bruce: Bludhaven needs Nightwing
Tim: The seams are ripping on that costume, get out and let me put the stupid suit on, you don’t have the ass to be Nightwing
Bruce: I’ll have you know I was named sexiest man alive for three years straight! My ass is perfectly fine!
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thinking about “and i’m pissed off you let me give you all that youth for free” and “give me back my girlhood, it was mine first” is actually making me feel sick to my stomach
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Alright fuckers if this gets 5 4 5 THOUSAND notes before midnight new years eve(Central American time) I’ll actually start doing the things that I want/should do
including:
basic self care
actually staying on top of chores
writing the mbalwjjsoqjjwillion fanfics
expand ALL my au’s
finish most of the art pieces that are sitting as wips
and more
WHAT THE HELL I LEFT FOR 5 MINUTES TO TALK TO MY MOM WHATAUWKJSJWJBDBNSA
NO MORE REPLIES
NO MKRE
ALSO NICE KUNG POW PENIS
yall really wanna make this fun
get this to 10k and I’ll start and begin posting a fic by the end of January
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