#shouta aizawa

[decarbry]

[milkywayco]

Aizawa getting a call: Police Officer: Your students are under arrest Aizawa: Which ones? Officer: ...Your students Aizawa: How many of them? Officer: All of them Aizawa: ... Aizawa: I'll be there shortly

[neonscandal]

During another team up exercise, Bakugo and Midoriya are having trouble collaborating.

Midoriya, whining while chasing after his reluctant teammate: Kacchaaan. Aizawa-sensei said if we don't work together on this, we're going to fail this assignment! There's no "i" in "team"! Work with me!

Bakugo, still insisting on taking the lead regardless of consequence: But there is in "murder-suicide", does that work for you!?

Yaoyorozu, chiming in from the control room: Uh, sensei, should we stop them? It appears as though Bakugo is about to get carried away again.

Shouta "Graduation Can't Come Soon Enough" Aizawa, taking a long, dramatic sip of coffee over the team comms: I didn't hear anything.

[loveyismeee]

Carry your friends! 😸

(Nanny Kurogiri Au)

[faustzlla]

the coolest of the cool

[sockssketchingshack]

I don't know if it's because my bipolar is acting up, or because I'm sleep deprived, or because I am hyped up. But I am GOD. In my humble opinion.

[bogglle]

some dadmic because it's amazing

Also bonus shinsou:

[mymhameme]

What's even the POINT?!

[stangalina]

I like to think that one of the lessons Aizawa taught class A is "always have a knife".

You never know when you'll need a knife so never not be in possession of a knife. As such every member of class A has a knife hidden somewhere in their hero costumes. His gift to them when they graduated were custom engraved knives with their student number on them.

Not on board? Ok. Just imagine how funny it would be tho.

Villain: "Number one hero Deku! I am punch proof! The more you hit me the stronger I get! How will you defeat me now-"

Midoriya: "Knife."

Villain: "Wha-" *gets stabbed*

Midoriya: "Knife."

Hero: "Oh no! We're tied up! However will we escape!"

Tsuyu: "Knife."

Hero: "What?"

Tsuyu, pulling a knife off the bottom of her foot with her tongue: "Knife."

Groupie getting a hug: "Are you using your quirk or are you just happy to see me?"

Kirishima: "It's a knife."

Groupie: "...What?"

Kirishima: "Knife."

Villain, completely insulated in rubber: "You're a one trick pony chargebolt."

Kaminari, reaching down into his boot: "Oh boy are you wrong my dude!"

Hero: "You need to calm down."

Bakugou, reaching down into his V-neck: "Listen here you son of a BITCH-"

Hero: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE!?"

Kouda: "Stop scaring the pigeons! They're a domesticated species that we abandoned back into the wild. They're sweet creatures who are pets by nature!"

Douchebag: "Or what?"

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "..."

Kouda: "..."

Douchebag: "oh my GOD HE HAS A KNIFE-"

[ifearloveisviolence]

[decarbry]

break time

[assassyart]

Little Explosion Murder Dynamight

Extras:

[inkyblinkyarts]

Low effort doodles. I was bored and caught up on get schooled again after like a year, weirdly enough- for as odd the beginning was, I'm intrigued. 

also hwajin na so uhhhhh yeah I mean lets be real, we all know what I default to when I dunno what to draw. 

[keigos-wings]

aizawa is too pretty to eat pussy. the sight ALONE would kill you.

just making eye contact with him while he hikes your legs over his shoulders would have you six feet under.

he’d eat you out like a man starved, and he’d do it all while looking up at you through thick eyelashes; ripping orgasm after orgasm from you until you’re so sensitive it hurts. he’d take pity on you for a moment; untangling himself from your limbs, letting you believe you’ve earned a rest.

but he is an evil, evil man.

he’d slip two fingers into your cunt, chuckling darkly to himself all the while, and he’d pump them mercilessly.

that man wouldn’t stop until you’re crying and begging for mercy.

god, just the THOUGHT of it is enough to send you to the grave.

[blackberreh-art]

"You're always so cool, Eraserhead..."

[lisaveeee]

happy bday Hizashi :U

In celebration, a short comic I never shared here. based on an old post. :)