it'd be much less gayer if they just fucked nasty on screen
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if comfort was a show, it would be Ted Lasso.
It's like a fresh breath of air. Characters and dialogues are well written as well as played. They start to grow on you instantly. Truly a gem of a show. It's one of the good ones in the comedy genre out there.
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i hate you rushed endings, i hate you final books split into multiple part movies for profit, i hate you unwarranted series cancellations and crunches, i hate you adaptations that completely disregard the source material, i hate you studios forcing writers to limit representation/diversity in the final product, i hate you rushed releases causing poor quality and exploited workers, i hate you devaluation of film as a product rather than a story to be shared with the world, i hate you outrageously low animator salaries.
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i hate you romantically involved characters who talk to each other like they’re in a couples counseling session, i hate you watering down of the word toxic, i hate you plot twists where the male love interest is actually a villain because see, silly girl? in the REAL world guys like that are DANGEROUS, i hate you relationship therapist breaks down movie couple’s relationship videos, i hate you “romeo and juliet were just stupid horny teenagers” “belle had stockholm syndrome” “wuthering heights isn’t romantic” hot takes, i hate you sanitization of romance in fiction
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"Look I didn't want to be a half-blood"
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love the idea of post s6 house amputating his leg. like yes i adore the hilson in s8 even though it makes me wanna tear my eyes out in grief but in fic obviously he COULD have a happy ending in that i think he’d only amputate his leg to get wilson to agree to chemo and he and wilson would have a fight about wilson’s choice to die with dignity (but obv paralleling the pilot where house says we can live with dignity we can’t die with it) and how wilson doesn’t want to be stuck in a chemo suite, suffering and in pain, wanting to die and then house comes in with some variation of that speech he gave taub where he’s like “i’m in pain every day, wilson. i wake up in pain, i go to work in pain and sometimes i want to give up. i’ve thought about it so many times—just ending it. i feel like i’ve been wanting to die longer than I’ve been alive but i’m still here. i’m here because…” [insert a very meaningful pause as house looks away from wilson’s eyes] “because there are a few things worth living for.” then house catches wilson’s gaze again, heavy with meaning.
and then wilson dry-swallows and says, “house…” but nothing would come out.
house says, “if you do chemo, i’ll amputate my leg.”
and wilson startles! he’ll stammer and say something like, “house, what are you—it’s your leg!”
idk if they’re standing or sitting or smth but im imagining house rubbing his thigh or tapping his cane on the ground before saying, “i don’t want to be in pain anymore.” i don’t want to die anymore, goes unsaid. but.. BUT: “but i won’t do it unless you stop being a suicidal moron.”
“that’s not fair.”
“when has life ever been fair. i’m crippled and you got cancer. just do the damn chemo.”
a beat. “okay.”
“okay? really?”
wilson laughs. “what, you didn’t think your speech would work?”
house rubs his thigh again. “i was willing to do anything to get you to agree.” he lets some honesty bleed into his voice. “i’m not living without you, wilson.”
“all right, house,” wilson says. “you won’t have to.”
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squid game's protagonist: is a former striking worker who spiralled into financial ruin after being unjustly laid off for the benefit of capitalists in a way that clearly parallels real events and serves to critique the unfairness and cruelty of capitalist society
youtube geniuses: HE'S POOR BECAUSE HE'S LAZY LOL
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WEDNESDAY ADDAMS in Wednesday (2022- ) | MJ WATSON in the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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