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jinxneedssleep · 2 years

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I posted 1,383 times in 2022

That's 1,383 more posts than 2021!

116 posts created (8%)

1,267 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@pacificwaternymph

@taketwoinink

@gardenergulfie

@thatfaecreaturee

@the-tyler-as-in-skyler

I tagged 1,339 of my posts in 2022

Only 3% of my posts had no tags

#empires smp - 270 posts

#empires smp s2 - 189 posts

#fanart - 83 posts

#mutuals - 74 posts

#mafia mutuals - 67 posts

#pearlescentmoon - 56 posts

#hermitcraft - 54 posts

#esmp fanart - 44 posts

#asks - 44 posts

#stranger things - 43 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#based on dana's art from the toh exhibition i knowwwww darius helped him choose this outfit. this is uncharacteristic amount of drip for him

My Top Posts in 2022:

Empires Shulk Adventures: Part 2.5

197 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

Empires SMP incorrect quotes: Love Triangle edition (Shelby, Joey, Katherine)

Joey: Regular soda is too sweet!

Katherine : Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Joey: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Katherine : It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Joey: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Katherine : I'm going to physically attack you.

Joey: Which is better, Shelby?

Shelby: Oh, I usually drink water!

Katherine : Wha- NO!

Joey: DISGUSTING!

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Joey: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Shelby.

Katherine : You just said it again.

Shelby

Joey: I am not a role model.

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Shelby, to Katherine : If Joey doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

Joey, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Katherine : I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)

Joey: I forgot I was doing a test.

Katherine : Joey.

Joey: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

Shelby: Joey.

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Shelby: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Katherine : I would say infinitesimally.

Joey: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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206 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

This is literally them.

223 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

Screw Eddie falling first. I am a firm believer in down bad Steve and oblivious Eddie who isn’t used to getting affection

333 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Empires smp thoughts: Modernization

Someone pointed out that the empires smp s1 cast are royalty, compared to what the s2 cast is. With the thousand year time skip, royal bloodlines have been made nonexistent. With the empires collapsed and no suitable heir, the survivors of the rapture developed modern governments. With the exception of Glimmer Grove, the Order of succession for the rest of the continent is not hereditary. Hence why none of the rulers refer to themselves by noble titles, unlike S1. “It’s mayor actually” The only other princess is Gem, who is self proclaimed.

Modernization includes technology as well. The S1 cast endured long meetings and communicated through letters deliver by messenger bird. The type of bird carrier varied between empire. (Rivendell used snow owls, Lost Empire had parrots, etc) They only resorted to communicators in emergency situations; whereas in S2 timeline, unless they are discussing trade deals, a communicator is all they technically need.

Due to most written text being destroyed, the only preserved document the historian guild has access to is the Ocean Queens journal; which has faced considerable damage. A thousand years has changed a lot of the language. The letters found in the ruins has a vastly different writing structure, compared to universal ‘Common.’ It’s the empires equivalent of Shakespearean English compared to modern English. This has caused much context to be lost in translation.

353 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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nightraiderwrites · 2 years

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I posted 39 times in 2022

That's 39 more posts than 2021!

31 posts created (79%)

8 posts reblogged (21%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@hermitcrossovers

@emptober

@sixteenth-days

@redwinterroses

@aetherthetypo

I tagged 39 of my posts in 2022

#nightraider writes - 28 posts

#writing - 26 posts

#empires smp - 13 posts

#writeblr - 13 posts

#poem - 12 posts

#pearlescentmoon - 9 posts

#writers on tumblr - 8 posts

#geminitay - 7 posts

#hermitcraft - 6 posts

#mythical sausage - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 74 characters

#like i know they say dont talk to strangers on the internet but if i didnt

My Top Posts in 2022:

There's a reason

It's called the Afterlife

It's a stopover

To the next life

A sort of punishment or reward

For how you lived

Ten lives you have

Each time a new body

Assigned to your soul

A brother and sister

Close as can be

Abandoned responsibilities

Now split in a warring species

The Farmer and the Sorcerer

They died for their Kingdoms

To sainthood and angelhood

They ascend

Two pairs of lovers

The mighty Ocean Queen

And the lover of the Sea

Reduced to a raccoon

And a firey blaze

Their counterparts

The Elf and the Cod

Now an inchling and thornling

The can't touch each other

The Jungle King felt guilt

For terrorizing the Gnome

So he takes it upon himself

To become Shulk a protect

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180 notes - Posted March 18, 2022

Becoming Terrible and Beautiful

It's rather difficult to explain what it feels like to wither.

There's a monster inside Pearl, scraping out her guts and roaring. She supposes that's what anger and fear feels like. Her fingers are black, and so are her wings. Soot peels away from her dress. Sweat drips from her forehead. The breath in her lungs comes hard and fast and her eyelids flutter. Sausage is calling her name; she's calling his.

The last thing she feels is the burning in her heart.

Then her world is sunk in black, and the only light are the pinpricks of stars in the distance. She can't see, can't feel. There's no pain in her wings, or in her stomach, and her limbs no longer feel heavy. Pearl is dead, and this is her limbo.

It's really quite lonely in the space between.

Pearl may not have a physical body to feel, but her heart aches for those left behind. She worries for her pets, and Sausage and Gem and fWip. If Pearl had a body, tears would be streaming down her cheeks and blurring her vision. She'd be scraping her hair out, and struggle to breath.

But she's not. Instead, she floats in darkness, waiting for what comes next. The Void wraps around her, enveloping her in a hug. The world is dark, and she is dead and alone, but that's ok.

Because here's the thing about darkness and death. You cannot come out unchanged. You cannot leave nothing and everything without leaving a bit of yourself and taking some extra. So when Pearl emerges, she feels like she is owed much more than what was taken. The darkness took her mortality, her ties to the living realm. She takes back life, but a different kind, and yanks on a bit more, because is it not what she is owed? Gold and green sparks fill her vision, and molten metal floods her veins.

And the universe whispers who are you?

And she replies I am Pearlescentmoon.

And the universe whispers what are you?

And she replies a god.

And the universe whispers what will you do?

And she replies protect. Give second chances.

Because is that not what happened to her? This is her second chance. But it was not given. No, it was taken, by force and sheer willpower. She has always been a fighter, always with wolves by her side. They crowd around her now, and she's no longer alone. A shepherd's staff materialises in her hand. It is made out of wood, oak, and tipped with gold. It feels right, like it was made for her. A sword is strapped to her waist as well, a perfect replica of the one she used when she was alive. Her golden wings wrap themselves around her, like a hug. It makes her feel complete.

Finally, there's a light in the Void. A tiny dot of light shines in the distance, and Pearl knows it's the end. It grows brighter and brighter and brighter, until it's like looking at the sun. It burns, but she burns faster, harder, brighter. She exudes her energy, and takes control of the reins. But the light still fills her eyes, and she's blind, so she tugs on the reins, left, right, oops-

Then she blinks, and she's laying on the ground. Grass tickles her face, and another body lays on top of her. She closes her eyes. Pearl isn't quite ready to deal with anything yet. Besides, it's nice on the ground. The soft breeze, and the rhythmic breathing of the other person. The sound of voices starts, as well as footsteps landing. She opens her eyes to see Gem? is lying on top of her.

Somehow, she knows. This isn't her Gem. But she'll take it nevertheless.

Pearl gets up, gently shoving the other woman off. They seem to be in a small depression in the ground, a cave entrance to their left. She looks up, and the sun shines in her eyes. Bringing a hand up, she squints up at the rim of the hole.

And twenty-one faces stare back.

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Alright! This is actually quite long compared to everything else I've posted, so uh hey! Thanks for reading! Once again, constructive feedback is always welcome, and so are reblogs. This was also based on this post by @theminecraftbee (sorry for the pings, mate).

I really worked hard on this one, over maybe three weeks. The sort of thought process throughout this one, is what does a phoenix feel when it burns then comes back? I imagine it would hurt, and then you just... exist until you or someone else pulls you out. And Pearl has always been a fighter (cough cough double life cough cough Xornoth fight) so I think she'd claw and kick and scratch her way out. Of course, she ends up on Hermitcraft, where everyone is a god (or vaguely immortal or not human).

237 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

Chains of Daisies

There are always flowers on Cleo.

Tucked behind her ear, or growing out of her orange mane, you can always smell the flowers. They are her trademark item, bringing sweet scents everywhere she goes.

It was Joe who started it. When she joined in season two, he remarked how plain she looked. Of course, Cleo wacked him, but he just ran away. She thought that was the last she'd see of him, but he came back a few minutes later, arms full of seeds and flowers. "Rotten flesh is like fertilzer, right? So you're the perfect place to grow flowers!" he informed her.

They started with the yellow roses. Joe braided them into her hair with practiced ease. He did this often for his daughter, he explained. The seeds were planted seeds in her skull. "They represent friendship," Joe mused. "Do they now?" she replied. He pulls out daffodils and plants them in her chest. "New beginnings and relationships." A dandelion in her shoulder. "Wishes for the future." She smiled at him. "Thanks, Joe."

It became tradtion to plant flowers at the beginning of a season. Sometimes it would be alliums, other times magnolias. Whatever it was, it was thing for her and Joe.

When Third Life came around, Joe wasn't there. So she scavenged around the server for seeds, and had Bdubs help her plant them. The only seeds she could find within the borders were purple hyacinths, for all the others had been claimed. On her final death, flowers bloomed.

Last Life was hectic. There were no flowers around to embed in her body, and the danger of the boogeyman loomed over to scavenge for more. When she allied with Scott, he gave her a small blessing. Flowers of her choosing would bloom, no matter when or how. It is rather uncomfortable to feel roots suddenly wrap around a still heart, but what can you do? A gift is a gift.

She prefers planting them with Joe, though.

During Double Life, the flowers grew rather involuntarily. Sunflowers wrapped their stems around her sternum, hopeful for the future. Over the course of the first session, they slowly began to wilt. By the end, black dahlias grew out of her hair and daisies wrapped around her wrist. When she set the Keep on fire, orange tulips wound around the hilt of her sword. And when she died for the last time, daffodils bloomed from her blood.

There are always flowers on Cleo.

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This is based on this prompt by @theminecraftbee for their ask game. I really had fun writing this, and plan to write for more of their prompts if they're ok with it. Ok, enjoy!

251 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

Here's the thing about starting again.

It's jarring to be yanked out of the void you called home for the last four months. You land on top of the others, on a cold stony beach. The parrot man rips his suit off, and stretches his wings. You do the same. It's such a relief to be out, but you're reluctant to part with your friends, no, family. You all blink at the sunlight, and savor the warmth on your skin. It's time to start over.

Here's the thing about starting again.

You maybe, sort of feel guilty that you left her behind, although she did the same. She arrived on majestic eagle, the same one she escaped on. It's very difficult to look each other in the eye, so you don't. Instead, you both run opposite directions and feign ignorance.

Here's the thing about starting again.

You come back from the cold islands different. You fall and fall until you reach the ground. Then you realize everyone shifted in the in-between of seasons. Your best friend pulled through, although no-one but him knows how he did it. You shrug it off and help him with the starter hut.

Here's the thing about starting again.

You know you died. It happened when the moon crashed and smashed you to bits. But you shrug it off, and build a monolith out of broken pieces of moon. Fitting, considering what happened. This time 'round, you are a King, a ruler. You won't die this time.

Here's the thing about the world being born again.

In the beginning, you were together. At the end, you were together. And now you start again, the same song and dance. If this world ends like the last, then at least you're together.

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A small piece I've been writing since the season began. Very happy with this one.

256 notes - Posted June 12, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The sword in the medicine cabinet

There is a sword in the medicine cabinet.

And one under the bed, and in the hall, and in the iron farm, and stashed inside the door and strapped to False's waist and-

Ok. Maybe False is a bit paranoid. Maybe little more than a bit. The poison next to the sink probably is a sign. But she has every reason to be. She's woken up in a strange world, with no memories or friends, and everything's a little crap right now, so forgive her for being cautious.

False is fine.

She's starting to settle in. There's a rhythm and a schedule she sticks to, trying to get home. False builds and builds and builds until she's too tired to place another block. Her empire, or her temporary one, is taking shape, and she's quite content.

And sure, she's made a friend. Or two. Although she's heard fWip is friends with everyone, and Sausage just doesn't feel right. So maybe they're out to get her. Probably. In fact, maybe she should put another sword in the wheat field. Yes, that's a great idea. If everyone is out to get her, it's great to be prepared.

False is fine.

Besides, some memories are coming back. And they're all the more reason not to trust.

Whenever she holds an orange tulip there's a pain in her back, as though she's being stabbed. She sees a woman with the reddest hair, holding her in her arms. Her eyes are green, like emeralds, and they are full or tears. "I'm sorry," she mutters, sliding a knife out. "I promise I never meant to hurt you." False gasps for air, coughing up blood. "T-traitor," she rasps. Then she snaps back to reality. Her hands are sweaty, and the tulip is crushed. She decides to throw the remains into the lava.

The kingdom of Dawn won't receive visits from her any time soon.

Other times, she dreams. There's a long tunnel, and a woman dressed in pink. She wears a crown of flowers, chocolate hair contrasting with it. False stands, as she walks away, towards the light. "Wait!" she tries to scream. "I'm coming!" Her limbs won't move. The lady keeps going. "Come on, Falsie! Hurry up!" It echoes around her, taunting her frozen limbs. It's suddenly freezing in the tunnel, so she looks down. With horror, she realizes her legs are frosted over, and the ice is climbing to her neck. Desperately she tries to move, but it covers her vision in a blue tint. Breathing is hard through the ice, she suffocating, there's no oxygen she's going to die-

Then she jolts awake in bed, tangled in blankets. Her cat is snuggled by her feet, and the chicken is roosting on the bedside table. She tries to untangle herself quietly, but her cat gives a growl. She resolves to sort it out in the morning.

False is fine.

She just has to get home right? If she can remember where it is. Right. She just has to get home, and everything will go back to normal. False repeats it to herself everyday. What's normal though? What's waiting back home? She doesn't know. False only hopes it's good.

There is a sword in the medicine cabinet.

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Another piece? Within the same(ish) week? Gods, who am I? Anyways, this was a lot of fun. I took a bit more time on this one to perfect and polish, and I think it turned out great. Let me know what you think! If it wasn't clear, also, the two women mentioned are Gem and Stress respectively. Gem's one is a callback to her leaving False in Hermitcraft Season 8 (you know, "backstabbing" her) and Stress's one is a call back to her being the Ice Queen of Season 6.

This is based on @theminecraftbee 's post here. There is another fic in the works coming soon, and a poem as well, so keep an eye out for that!

428 notes - Posted August 29, 2022

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fawkesthefox · 2 years

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Obsessed with Joel and Sausages shulker child,,,,,,,

#empires smp #smallishbeans #mythicalsausage #shulk esmp #idk #there’s no character tag for them as far as I’m aware #the fox draws

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whatmoredoyouwangfromme · 2 years

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wait.

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Grian has shulk children now.

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GRIAN HAS SHULK CHILDREN NOW.

We now need Hermes (Empires smp) to meet the other shulk children.

#empires smp #grian #empires smp s2 #empires hermes #hermicraft #hermicraft season 9 #aaaaaaaaa

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origins-updates · 2 years

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Origins SMP members and their powers from the subreddit!

Slime: Slimecicle

Feline: James Marriott

Bunny: Technoblade (never dies!)

Arachnid: Fragrance Man (Schlatt)

Enderian: Aimsey & Ranboo

Merling: Nihachu

Shulk: Ash Kabosu

Fox: Fundy & Billzo

Elytrian: Philza

Blazeborn: Jack Manifold

Avian: TommyInnit, Badlinu, Beautie_

Starborne: Smajor & CaptainSparklez

Bee: Tubbo

Inchling: Sneegsnag

Phantom: Wilbur Soot & Shubble

Chameleon: Bekyamon

Human: TheFinalSusan & Ninja

Whitelisted but have not joined: GeorgeNotFound, Ted Nivison, Quackity

Welcome to Origins updates!

This is a blog dedicated to updating on the Origins SMP! We will update whenever people go live on the server or big changes happen to it!

If we miss anything feel free to let us know!

If anyone following this blog needs anything tagged we will be happy to oblige! Just let us know in an ask or a DM to one of the mods’ blogs listed!

Mod Luna: Hi, I am updates georg, the outlier that should not be counted towards the average amount of update accounts 1 mod runs! (pronouns: she/her and they/them, time zone: CET/GMT+1, main blog: @dracolunae, mcyt blog: @antarctic-empires) (Update Account Number 12)

Mod Mia: hi its me @geoguessbur

Header by @inaudiblysticky

Other update accounts can be found @the-update-hub

Taglist and miscellaneous under the cut!

General update tags: #osmp, #origins smp

Posts other than updates: #not an update

Asks & Submissions: #pube chatter

Image and video tags: #image id, #no image id, #id in alt text, #no id in alt text, #transcript available, #no transcript available (Content creators relevant to an update will be tagged with one consistent tag, whether that be their YouTube, Twitch or Minecraft username, or a derivative thereof.)

#osmp #origins smp #mcyt #intro post

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theannoyedshiba · 3 years

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Some random Afterlife SMP Headcannons I’ve got on the mind:

1: Seeing as Scott lost his moth life because of a blaze, he harbors some distrust/disliking of Joel because he is a Blazeborn.

2: Back when Fwhip was still a pillager, it was known among the other outposts that he had a specific villager sibling. None of them ever really mentioned this to Fwhip and he had an existential crisis the first time he saw Gem.

3: Continuing on the Fwhip train, he doesn’t know how to read.

4: Joey (formerly Shulk) is friendly with Shubble because he wants to make up for what he did in Empires. He’s not entirely sure why exactly he’s drawn to do so though.

5: Angel Sausage and Vampire Scott had beef that dated back a few hundred years and Sausage throwing Angel Sausage Water was the thing that broke the camel’s back.

6: Everyone who was on Empires felt a sense of dread when they fell into the End because of what happened in their previous world. Nobody but Scott, Joel and Sausage remember why.

7: Coincidentally, everyone who was Empires feels drawn to the Church of Saint Pearl for some odd reason, especially the former members of the Wither Rose Alliance. Again, only Joel, Scott and Sausage seem to know why.

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That’s all I’ve got for now. I’ll probably come up with more as the series progresses.

#alsmp #afterlife smp #afterlife joel #afterlife scott #roseblings #empires smp #empiresblr #afterlife fwhip #afterlife sausage

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chrisrin · 3 years

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What if Last Life had the Origins Mod?

I’ve been brainrotting hard about both Last Life and Origins SMP, so let’s consider. Who would pick which Origin?

(This is not taking into account that Origins are fairly unbalanced, and people would likely just take the best/most powerful option, so instead we’re being thematic.)

A list of every Origin known/used within the Origins SMP (to my knowledge): Enderian, Merling, Phantom, Elytrian, Blazeborn, Avian, Bee, Slime, Inchling, Starborne, Fox, Arachnid, Shulk, Feline.

A list of every Last Life player: Grian, Joel, Scott, BigB, Etho, Bdouble0, Ren, Martyn, Scar, Impulse, Tango, Cleo, Jimmy, Skizz, Mumbo, Lizzie, Pearl

Now, let’s get into assigning them (note, I haven’t watched every creator so I’m not sure about some of these. feel free to reply/reblog with your own ideas and suggestions). I’m also going to try to minimize the amount of repeat Origins as much as possible (there are 17 LL players, and 14 Origins). This might be why some seem to fit less than others, but I want to give as much diversity in the assignments as possible. I’ll be giving brief explanations for each assignment, some will make less sense than others.

Grian (Elytrian) - I think this is the most obvious of them all. Wing boy keeps his wings.

Joel (Avian) - Maybe if Joel was half chicken he’d stop dying from fall damage. Also I think it’s funny to give the most useless Origin to the person who became ‘red name’d first.

Scott (Starborn) - He’s already been assigned on Origins SMP, might as well keep it.

BigB (Bee) - this is because I Think BigB being A Bee is very funny, there is no other reason.

Etho (Arachnid) - I just think it’s a cool vibe. The ninja aesthetic + being able to climb walls as an arachnid + spooky spider looks? count me in.

Bdouble0 (Feline) - Bdubs is a sneaky, clever little schemer and I think the Feline Origin fits perfectly with that. He’s very cat-like.

Ren (Fox) - It’s the only canine-esque origin, and it’s gotta go to someone. Of course, it should be big man big dog Ren.

Martyn (Blazeborn) - a) i just like the vibe b) i’m just thinkin’ about his reaction to Ren’s tower going in flames.

Scar (Phantom) - scariest motherfucker on the server gets the scariest role. also imagine if he had become a soul salesman, the undead man carrying the live souls of others, not for himself, but just to exchange and trade away. loving the vibe.

Impulse (Shulk) - Impulse always struck me as the most grounded of the Southlanders. AND he spent the majority of session 2 caving while chaos happened up top. I think it’s fair to give him the most self-dependent role.

Tango (Arachnid) - his whole “bet your lives” game just gives me spindly spiderboy vibes. Also his crazy dungeon monstrosity build reminds me of a spider’s lair, with all the nooks and crannies and stone.

Cleo (Blazeborn) - THIS was hard because Cleo can also very easily fit Phantom, BUT she’s talked multiple times about wanting to burn forests down. So I think Blazeborn fits a tad more.

Jimmy (Slime) - ok this is purely because of Empires SMP just let me have this one.

Skizz (Blazeborn) - Skizz’s personality is fiery enough to light up the whole server. i love it so much. i just. i just think it fits :]

Mumbo (Enderian) - maybe if mumbo was part enderman he’d stop being so threatened by them /s. But really I don’t have much of an explanation, I just think it works.

Lizzie (Inchling) - This works so well considering Lizzie’s faerie circle and little forest base, it’s the obvious choice. (She also could’ve been Merling if you consider Empires like with Jimmy, but I think Inchling fits much easier with her presence in LL)

Pearl (Merling) - I think this one is the least fitting, honestly I don’t really know who to give Merling too (outside of Lizzie, but Inchling just fits too well with her). Merfolk are often associated with the moon and with nighttime, so I can justify it in my head (If I had the option, I’d probably make Pearl a Starborne along with Scott.)

#last life #last life smp #origins #origins smp #mcyt #please tell me if you have better ideas #id love to hear them #fox origin also fits with joel considering his whole wolf thing #but someone needed to be avian #i dont think i missed anyone #or an origin #if i did please let me know #chris talks

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