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I posted 1,383 times in 2022

That's 1,383 more posts than 2021!

116 posts created (8%)

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#empires smp - 270 posts

#empires smp s2 - 189 posts

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#mutuals - 74 posts

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#esmp fanart - 44 posts

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#based on dana's art from the toh exhibition i knowwwww darius helped him choose this outfit. this is uncharacteristic amount of drip for him

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Empires Shulk Adventures: Part 2.5

197 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

#4

Empires SMP incorrect quotes: Love Triangle edition (Shelby, Joey, Katherine)

Joey: Regular soda is too sweet!

Katherine : Diet soda has a weird after taste!

Joey: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!

Katherine : It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!

Joey: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!

Katherine : I'm going to physically attack you.

Joey: Which is better, Shelby?

Shelby: Oh, I usually drink water!

Katherine : Wha- NO!

Joey: DISGUSTING!

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Joey: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Shelby.

Katherine : You just said it again.

Shelby

Joey: I am not a role model.

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Shelby, to Katherine : If Joey doesn't say "I'm King of the world" within an hour on that boat, I will give you my next pay check.

Joey, within 5 minutes of getting on the boat: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!

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Katherine : I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)

Joey: I forgot I was doing a test.

Katherine : Joey.

Joey: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....

Shelby: Joey.

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Shelby: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Katherine : I would say infinitesimally.

Joey: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

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206 notes - Posted August 8, 2022

#3

This is literally them.

223 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#2

Screw Eddie falling first. I am a firm believer in down bad Steve and oblivious Eddie who isn’t used to getting affection

333 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Empires smp thoughts: Modernization

Someone pointed out that the empires smp s1 cast are royalty, compared to what the s2 cast is. With the thousand year time skip, royal bloodlines have been made nonexistent. With the empires collapsed and no suitable heir, the survivors of the rapture developed modern governments. With the exception of Glimmer Grove, the Order of succession for the rest of the continent is not hereditary. Hence why none of the rulers refer to themselves by noble titles, unlike S1. “It’s mayor actually” The only other princess is Gem, who is self proclaimed.

Modernization includes technology as well. The S1 cast endured long meetings and communicated through letters deliver by messenger bird. The type of bird carrier varied between empire. (Rivendell used snow owls, Lost Empire had parrots, etc) They only resorted to communicators in emergency situations; whereas in S2 timeline, unless they are discussing trade deals, a communicator is all they technically need.

Due to most written text being destroyed, the only preserved document the historian guild has access to is the Ocean Queens journal; which has faced considerable damage. A thousand years has changed a lot of the language. The letters found in the ruins has a vastly different writing structure, compared to universal ‘Common.’ It’s the empires equivalent of Shakespearean English compared to modern English. This has caused much context to be lost in translation.

353 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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Empires Shulk Adventures: Part 2.5

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So you know how Sausage and Joel have that shulk child together? I had a thought.

Every time that child visits Sanctuary, Sausage tries to teach them Spanish. Minimal Success so far.

Joel once attempted to teach the child how to fly like that once scene from Hotel Transylvania 2. Luckily, the child wasn’t harmed but Joel learned never to try that again.

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Empire Shulk Adventures: Part Two

Shulk child has to help their sky daddy woo the local cat lady, because despite being a god, he is incredibly incompetent

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Late night thoughts about Empires S2

Sausage said his old home was full of nature magic. What if he was from the remnants of Gilded Helianthia 👀🌻

Also Shulk Child’s name is Hermes <3

Debating whether or not to write a fic about the armor stand I’ve grown emotionally attached to.

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Shulk Child (Hermes) adventures: Part 3

S2! Joel is to the empires gods as Mushu is to the other guardians

He’s one of us, but is he really??

Joel is absolutely floored when he realized that his half-mortal son, whom he enchanted with his own magic, is somehow able to control the weather better than him.

Joel is getting disrespected by the other empires left, right and center, while Hermes is using telepathy to talk to his other daddy behind his back.