Maverick has this as a slogan on his business cards
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"Boy. When's your tramp of a mother gonna pick a new husband"
"Oowaooo"
Why is it giving High Schoolers going "ooooooh" after someone drops a yo mama joke 💀
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Villain: AAAAAGH! Why? Why must you always ruin my plans?
Raph: Because we’re heroes and it’s our job!
Mikey: We be saving the day, baby!
Leo: I don’t know. Maybe cuz you just suck?
Donnie: Calculating your win to lose ratio, I concur. You suck.
Leo & Donnie: 🤜*🤛
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late on the elliot mv bandwagon by MONTHS bc i was so scared of Being Wrong but uhm Hey! Isnt it strange that this part was emphasized? Why would there be a reason for an Elliot mv so early on? Why would there be a part with seemingly more importance that was just Not that important in the original mv? why is it that this specific line goes against everything we've learned about elliot so far? what if? what if he IS alive???
pls i have an entire theory i need to release but it has like 500 words and hasnt even touched the tip of the iceberg ohhh i need this man to the the mastermind or connected to the like production team ASAP.... I HATE HIM!!!!
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money is such a scam bro. my car insurance, which i get through my bank, auto-renewed and overdrafted the shit out of my account. kool.
frembly remonger to subscribe to me through Discord instead of Twitch. if Twitch wasn’t stealing half my paycheck every month this shit wouldn’t be a problem. sick to bastard death of that dumbass 50/50 revenue split policy.
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I’M SOBBING WAIT HE’S GOT SENSITIVE BEASTMEN EARS NOOOO 😭😭😭 Sebby sweetie please tone it down you’re scaring the hoes
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Being a housewife rn and making dinner for Kay for when he gets done with work
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