#silly guy 💥💥💥🔥💥🔥

[exotic-dinostuff]

DW Basil in my style haha, I love the traumatized flower boy 💚

[pebblezone]

Why the fuck is he like that (beyond lovingly)

[veearrifarrariboom]

YEAHHHHH NEON VOID GOT ONTO THE MAIN BRACKET !!! ‼️‼️🎉🎉🔥💥💙💃🕺🎉🎉🎉

His family is a little distraught at the moment due to recent revelations but YEAHHH LETS GO!!

Neon Void belongs to @sugarpasteltmnt

And If you don’t know this silly guy I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU read The Neon Void——>HERE <———-

Close ups of their excitement.

[i23kazu]

GENSHIN MEN & LICKING THEM TIL THEY LOSE IT

characters. xiao zhongli kaeya diluc childe alhaitham kaveh x reader genre. romantic fluff... crack fic! again! slightly suggestive! i mention a kink n everyt is /lh! an. i am losing my mind. is it obvious (part 3!) & thank u @dawndelion-winery and @iinuko for the ideas | please reblog!! im getting back into writing and reblogs with tags and comments will make me want to write more :D

xiao

????? yn?????????? keep licking and he eventually shoves you away (this is your second time licking him), please don't make him mad... he'd just poke u with his spear but he'd ignore you for a few days

zhongli

grimaces, tells you to stop it immediately because you aren't a dog. "but zhongliiiii im your dog" "no." he says flatly, and you drop it immediately because his aLpHa mALe era!!!! let him cook!!

kaeya

treats you like a dog the rest of the day bc he's annoyed. beg and whine for his attention lol but he'll relent after like. 2 days bc he's a soft snowflake. also you overhear him telling diluc (let me live my best friend ragbro dreams) "theyre not cooking shit"

diluc

"what the fuck" he sounds so embarrassed for you but jk he loves you!!!! but srsly stop licking him he sweats a lot bc ur hot yk and thats kinda gross unless ur into that... #nokinkshaming #betruetoyourself

childe

licks you back and tells you to stop it. also goes to the other room to furiously scrub his cheeks bc wtf. what is going on with. you. BROS SAYING NOTHING 🥵🥵🥶🥶🥶😈💥🔥🔥🔥 WHAT IS BRO SAYING 🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶🔥🥶

alhaitham

"what the fuck is wrong with you" <- you drop it after this

kaveh

licks you back. licks you MORE, even, because he's goofy like that!!!! just a silly guy!! call him a bitch bc he's ur dog now. woof bark woof woof bitches. my braincells died on me im rly sorry for this shitty work but i found it funny

taglist: @tiredsleep @loptido @raincxtter @chichikoi @ladyadii @soulsanta @sheiiy @genshinparty @eowinthetraveler @moonbyunniee @lemonswriting @legitnoi @lemontum @manager-of-the-pudding-bank @starz222 @ilyuu @cherry-colored-petals @mondaymelon @tartaglia-apologist @soleillunne @softcosmixs @iinuko (send ask to be added to taglist)

[umeqii]

-⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀IF THAT WHORE TOUCHES YOU ⠀⠀⠀. . . ⠀i'll kill her .

⠀

fandom ; class of 09

character ; emily

gender ; fem reader (i hc emily as lesbian :3)

creator ; umeqii

QUICK A/N - again, it's co09, it has sex, pedophilia, slight nsfw, drugs and things so read at yur own risk !!

─── GENERAL EMILY HEADCANONS !!

okay so we know how emily has like a 20+ year old boyfriend and she probably don't even like him yeah

how you guys met was that you both (and nicole) were in that one remedial (??) class, like the one where // SPOILERS : emily killed herself during her english thing

so like you and her got close after opening up or sometjing

and like i lowkey made this the day i got the request and i'm writing this on the 3/05 and idk how to do emily's character ☠️☠️

but, despite how aggressive she may seem to other people, she definitely isn't with you!!

she gets over protective most of the time, for example, when jeffery comes up to you n starts tryna talk to yu

you guys wld fr do drugs tgth

she asked you out, it went smth like :

ym were smoking together, whilst skipping pe, and you were laughing with her and she then took notice in how beautiful your e/c eyes were and the way your voice cracked whenever you laughed a bit TOO hard

she thought about what it would be like to give you head

her eyes widened at the thought of thibking those typa things abiut your bsf?@?@?@

and then she just pulled the old!!

"y/n." in a silly lil voicd, but not TOO silly if ykwim

then when yu looked at her, she grabbed your face and kissed you

you liked her aswell, so you didn't pull away

then when she realised you guys were lowkey getting into it, she just moved into your lap n shit got heated 💥💥💥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣💯💯💯💯

I AM GENUINELY SO SORRY THAT THIS IS SO BAF BECAUDE IVE BEEN SO BUSY W STUDIES N OCCUPIED BC OF MENTAL HEALTH SO ILL TRY MY BEST TO MAKE SMTH BETTER IN FUTURE 🔥🔥🔥

taglist : @liliathevamp

[peachsukii]

🎂 happy birthday to the man, the myth, the legend; dynamight, katsuki bakugo. 🧡💥

it might sound sappy, but finding love in writing again is all thanks to this silly little guy. i didn’t pick up a pen to write in almost a decade, keeping all my daydreams locked in my mind. i’ve loved bakugo since i first started watching & reading my hero way back in 2016, easily becoming one of my favorites. he’s relatable in a lot of ways, having been a wild teen full of rage and learning to contain those strong feelings myself - it brought comfort to me. the fandom space was tumultuous and crazy, but i stuck it out and tried to keep in my own lane. at the end of 2023, i started reading fics again. i rediscovered something i loved and didn’t even know i put back on the shelf for so long. the start of 2024, i bit the bullet and started writing again for the first time since filling journals with rambles and collages. finding friends in this space made me feel understood, that this is a form of media that not only brings joy, but offers comfort and healing. something my younger self always ran from because everyone said ‘that’s weird.’ i’m not scared of that now.

i know you’re the fictional man in my head, but that doesn’t change how much you’ve helped me, truly. finding comfort in you is the best thing i’ve done for myself in a long time.

he reignited a spark in me that i didn’t think i possessed anymore. so thank you, katsuki. thank you for giving me that creative fire again. 🔥

love you to the moon and to saturn, blasty. 💜

art by @themetalhiro ✨

[lucilleblogs]

NEW OBSESSION💥

Second ever stick figure hyperfixation😭 but WHO CARES IT’S GILDEDGUY🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I should’ve had it like a year ago because I’ve followed him since a year ago but my life that time was a bit messy so here I am with my overdue hyperfixation for this silly little guy hehehejehjehwehehheheheejehehehe

To whoever reads this tho, if you don’t know/haven’t seen GildedGuy’s animations and you like 2d animations, I recommend watching his story series it’s SO GOOD🤩🤩🤩

Well this is what I’m probably gonna be posting for the next however many weeks or days or months, have a good day✨

[romsabombs]

GUYS the new malevolent is insane so i just thought i'd drop my notes in here✍️ ENJOY it's a lot

freaky ahh cavern

😦😦😦

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

the man is bathed in darkness👹 john thats racist

mf literally been crucified this is so arthurs religious trauma

that is not what bones sound like i think

shes so me awful posture

me at 4am in the kitchen looking for a snack

WAIT oh yuck :/

HAHA THEY'RE IN HIS NOSTRILS

PRINCE MENTIONED

car accident thats so season 1

this is kind of like a hat in time maybe

omgg a witch :3

arthur survives the wildest shit but i think a mcdonalds sprite would kill him

AAAHHH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!😨😨 YUCK YUCK EW EW RAAAHHH

WHAAAAAT

cant we only do allat to corpses

omg spit it out john

YEAAHHHH HES DEAD

🤭🤭🤭YIPPEE I KNEW IT

omggg thats so janey :33

hes bein puppeted by the maggots thats crazy

STOP TELLING HIM TO KILL THINGS HAHA

omgg kaynes dagger <33

how can this mf be helpful

this is so tmp a bit

rotten flesh mentioned minecraft ref

HAHA WHAAT THATS SO GROSS

the maggots be like i have your fucking eyes👹👹👹👹

OMG WHAT THE HELL zombie arc

claustrophobia again

imagine harlan recording this

omg that's so sexy 🔥🔥 decapitated his ass

HAHA WE'RE ONLY 11 MINUTES IN??

LMAO john stop saying things

YES JOHN it WOULD have been helpful to know this guy didnt have any eyes

"this isnt new york anymore" thank god amiright

his head between our legs🤨

its so funny how he calls it a pinky. didnt someone on tumblr say john wouldnt know finger names

im surprised arthur still has a shirt

the flesh feels stiff😟

this guy is still alive😦 or. dead. i guess

arthur is like weirdly normal about this guy being a zombie. i know hes seen shit (no he hasnt) but come on

faroes song ☹️

YEAHH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTHH💪

oh what😐 the prince🙄

what did he sayy

oh gross come on guys😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 at this point just put it in your own mouth

"id like to think this is the most insane thing we've ever done" 💀

teehee they dont wanna seperate :3

YEAH! AND FAROE

"everyone we've ever loved" weak. also john doesnt care about anyone but you

"we cant afford to not use every resource anymore" HAHA this is so funny because didnt you throw away everything youve ever owned last episode

yippee welcome back vanguard :3

nothing😟 WAIT YIPPEE :3

WELCOME BACK VANGUARD‼️☝️

omg names mentioned

wait. yorick? llorick? thats the thing arthur said

its not lorick that was the guy from the dreamlands

WOAH WAIT WOAH HUH

hey what the fuck did that mean😀

omg what. rumpelstiltskin

HAHA hes so loser

OMG wait they said stanzyck right

ofcourse anna is dead bruh we were never gonna meet her

arthur and john both being "kings"😟

this tooth is so silly🥰

everyones walking over arthur today💀

they're so miscommunication <3

hey😀 hey whats that sound

DONT SAY IT ugh the prince

"ahh yes :3"

OH😨😨😨😨 A WHAT

SHUT UP🗣️👹 HAHA THATS SO SILLY

this guy is so kayne. and a bit autistic

wait r we just carrying around this skull

bro arthur sounds so tired

ooo this would go hard as a cosplay

i cant believe he has a belt

EUGH YUCK😦

ooo the black stone perchance?

ok i guess not

omg god forbid a girl has hobbies🙄

"im not saying its not risky. what im saying is, it might be worth the risk" that line goes hard

arthur agreeing to this is like a dad saying "okay fine we'll go to mcdonalds🙄"

no reward without risk✊💥

"we're in the lion's den already" "it is a hag's womb👹" HEHEHE

HAHA SILLIES HEHEHEEHE🤭🥰

oooohh johnn 😶‍🌫️

OH 😦 ohhh 😀 u have his memories

clever girl

"thanks yorick😐" "you too my king🤗" "shut up🙄👹"

yorick is so me absolutely no sense of social cues

ofcourse we'd encounter a witch here it was so obvious

"try to keep straight" pff

did john say im serving

hey yeah maybe dont go towards the light😀

LMAO LOOK AROUND? foul

when is the jumpscare happening

i have no idea what he's saying

"too much to make out" MAKE OUT?🤭

LMAO he doesnt know

pregnant meat☹️⁉️

hey i thought asking the vanguard questions would have a price🤨😀

imagine if he just crushed that zombies skull like its a good thing we just decapitated him

hes literally describing my room

you're my eyes☹️

they're acting as if the lighter would give us much light

omgg shes a little interior decorator

tapestry lore!!💪

five minutes left whats gonna happen

wuh ohhh somethings gonna happen

THE STAIRS ARE GONE!!!😬

ur literally in her home leave her alone

his ass is panicking

this is so part 18 the madness

we're trapped :( :(

"ingenious decision king🤓" "SHUT UP👹"

SPRINT!!!!!! 🏃🏃🏃🏃

OH???? 😦😦😦😦 WHAT

IMPALED???M???MNFJREJSJ HUHH

--

omggg he got marcy'd

i saw fanart of this but i lowkey couldnt tell if it was a spoiler or not💀

hot take but if he got bitten by that zombie he could prolly survive this

HUHHH bro this is like part 27 the roots. he was less dramatic about it this time tho

bro yorick finally shut up💀

sooo where did he get impaled. like if in the heart hes cooked😬

[stranger-theory]

MY INTRO BABYYYY🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️💥💥💥⁉️

My name is Frank and I go by all pronouns; they/he commonly used because I slay.💅

I currently identify with NOTHING and everything at the same time because WHAT are labels atp.

I'm a minor so ⚠️NO DMS IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 13 OR OLDER THAN LIKE 17⚠️. regular interaction is fine.

Got that autism dog in me and my hyperfixations are Stranger Things, Byler, and Conan Gray.😎

I would describe myself as very stupid and rude, but if you dont seem hostile i'd probably be chill.

My favorite movie is The Little Prince, my favorite show is Stranger Things (what a surprise😱), and my favorite song is tied between "Touch Tank" by Quinnie, or "Awake" from Celeste.

I would say my dream closet would be 'grunge' mixed with 'cottagecore' but, at the current moment, all I wear is tee shirts and pajama pants.

My hobbies include drawing, playing (more like fiddling with) a couple instruments, listening to music, PETTING ALL THE CATS💪, contemplating life, and watching Stranger Things on loop.🫶

About my blog: you should absolutely expect all Byler but sometimes i stray from them for the occasional non related silly.

New section🤯🤯:

🚫Do Not Interact If: pro israel, racist, noah supporter, transphobic, homophobic, or misogynistic.🚫

All in all, don't interact if you're someone to hate on people for doing something causing no harm, mentally or physically.

Alsoooo PLEASEEE send asks about stuff because i'm really bored and i love devoting my life to pointless ships on the internet. <3

YOU GUYS SEEM NICE SO I HOPE A MAKE A TON OF FRIENDS HERE🔥🔥

[indiegone]

Finally watched Transformers One! Here's me and my irls reaction to it, lol

Edit; I went home and hugged the only megatron figure I had and just sat on the bed lmao 💀 that emotional damage wasn't joking

[Under the cut, I'll minimalise spoilers but I suppose it's mostly pics and commentary.] Nothing is in chronological order btw :D

Before:

I'm the guy in a dark red / magenta shirt

Anddd after the emotional damage;

And for the commentary:

NUMBER. ONE. INHALEESSSS;;;

Sentinel, GOD YOU'RE SUCH AND ASSSSSSS 🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥 my professor is going to hear about you.

2. Yes I carried around a camera to the cinema for a photography project no I didn't get to capture myself cry in 4k HD unfortunately, as much as I wanted that to happen.

3. THE..MEGOP ARC....HURT. SO BAD. Us 3 had to hug each other across our seats it's SO GOOD. It hurts. Ouch 👍 I knew i how it ends but God...that stabbed a little close to home

4. Saying "oh. Oh that's gore of my comfort character " so often it feels surreal

5. At some point in D's arc, I went "fuck you, I'm in!" And my irls looked at me like 'no you are NOT. ' like I would join another riot (I would)

6. Bee reminds me so much of my own friend and hearing him yap was so fun, live laugh love for this little dude. I will cherish his existence as long as I'm alive.

7. SENTINELLLLLLL. How dare you.

8. This is our old man, this is the Alpha Trion, which is the best peepaw. Je t'adore, vieil homme, you are very awesome.

9. I will personally kick Sentinel in the face too, D. Just not that far–

10. The speeches and use of language here is so good, you can HEAR the arrogance, sarcasm, etc etc and the intonation of characters so clear its amazing.

11. The parallels make me want to jump and freedive into the sky goddammit ouch

12. "Walked in knowing they're exes, walked out knowing why he's everyone's ex"

13. I'm still not over the emotional bond of D and Pax I'm not okay about them 😔

14. ELITA IS SO COOLLLLL LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY GOD???

More silly Images:

The best feeling ever: fuck you, sentinel.

[struck-by-the-rain]

guy from a silly game who is implied & headcanoned to be extremely lonely and have an extremely shitty life: exists

me: okayyy but what if someone loved him. like really loved him. in a way he simply didnt think he was supposed to be or thought was possible. and what if he felt safe and at home and loved for the first time ever

my brain, for the past 9 months: hoooooooooooly shittttttttttt 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥im going to make this everyones problem

[ohh-fiddlesticks]

pinned post thingo… pt 3 !

hiii my name is 💥 micah 💥 and this is my selfship sideblog! i use he/him and im a certified transsexual 🔥 aroace and gay as well. its a complex and wondrous thing yk how it is ‼️ i’m also australian 🎉

i tend to see my selfships as more on the fictional side; i like to explore the relationships like any other relationship in fiction, meaning that it wont always be the healthiest, so… keep that in mind i guess 👍

i dont like to associate this blog too closely with my main but if you get notifs from a blog with a url starting with d and a rainbow pfp of castiel, thats almost definitely me! if u wanna know the exact url feel free to ask and i’ll let you know 👍

you can also check out my strawpage for some general info about me and an f/o list, etc. :^)

i draw sometimes ‼️ i tag all my art with “#my art”

my main f/os are dave s.trider & c.handler bing but ive also got a couple more in the bag!

proship and closely associated please kindly don’t follow 🙏 strictly nsfw or 18+ blogs preferably dni too closely also . generally tho i’ll just block people i don’t want interacting

f/o list, sharing boundaries, etc. below the cut!

for romantic f/os, my general policy is that i’m not particularly comfortable with sharing and while you’re free to follow or interact if we share f/os, keep in mind i’m less likely to follow back— this ofc does not apply if i follow first. platonic, familial, etc. f/os im totally fine with sharing, in fact i think thats awesome

also! i have no tagging system— that being said, if you want me to tag a certain ship for filtering purposes or similar, i’d be happy to do so

characters i talk about in a romantic manner (some are f/os, some not, it’s complicated):

dave strider (homestuck) — f/o. thats my boyf riend . basically my first proper f/o i heart him lots 💗

chandler bing (friends) — f/o. thats also my boyf riend. my beloved sarcastic repressed boring yet not boring guy. this may come as a surprise but i also love him lots

hitch (ruby redfort) — f/o. i dont talk about him as much but i do love him. middle aged secret agent who’s afraid of crocodiles and is secretly silly :-)

prismo (adventure time) — f/o. also dont talk about him as much but i love him i prommy. idc that he’s 2D i will find a way to give him a kiss 🫡

jonny goodman (friday night dinner) — fictional crush or something i dont even know. i was briefly obsessed with him during my fnd interest period and i still hold him dearly and sometimes rewatch some fnd episodes and think of him

bernard black (black books) — i truly dont know tbh i just love black books and am a little obsessed with him. manny & fran too but i dont have gay little crushes on them so

jeremy usbourne (peep show) — practically an f/o atp but im in denial. side effect of my recent peep show obsession was developing a secondary obsession with this freak

characters i have some sort of weird little qpr situation with

foxy (fnaf) — idk how to explain it he was one of the first characters i started selfshipping with in some variety and i like him :-)

the nice cream guy (deltarune) — he’s a developed character 2 meeee. we’re gayass boy best friends

red guy (dhmis) — who knows but it’s not a normal friendship folks

characters that are my friendssss my familyyy etc. you get the idea

toriel & asgore dreemurr (deltarune) — my parents:)

kris & asriel dreemurr (deltarune) — my siblings:)

basically the entire rest of the main characters from the other medias ive already mentioned — my friends:)

THAT’S ALL FOLKS!! THANK YOU FOR READING :^)

[lonerlikeswaffles]

You absolute fucking dumbass do you hear yourself when you call another queer person a degenerate because you happened to dislike their kink art? Fuck you for spreading rumors about him further. You should know better

The kink in question:

I love how you also brought up the fact they’re queer! I should have specified, the corpse fucker isn’t straight guys!! They’re a queer degen actually 🔥🔥🔥 Ik im being violent on main but like let me be silly!!! How could I not answer an ask like this???

I’ll make a lil tag for my silliness posts so you guys can block them if need be!! I’ll prolly name it like, #lonerlikesinsanity or something 💥💥

[vvviktor]

Listening to litwtc:

(Will reads chatgpt script) OH NO IT FEELS FAKE THE NORMAL ALBUM ERA WILL WOOD I HATE IT

DO YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE? BITCH YOU EVEN KNOOOW???? Chatgpt disrespecting Chris like that 🙄 /j

Theres nothing inherently wrong with "will wood music" exept ITS BAD CAUSE ITS COMPLEX AND ORIGINAL ://///// THAT GUY IS A WILDCARD WATCH OUT :00000

Nose picking coke nail vs Coke nose picking nail

Will planning ai sentience so that he can be right about the internet:

NO NOT THE SCRIPT AGAIN NO IM BURNING IN HELL what was that

Stay silly :/ stay speaking :// watch put for those mutant squirrels :/// vs SAY SILLY BITCHES >:) WATCH OUT FUCKERS >>>:)))

ChatGPT becoming aware for a sec just to be selfdeprecating

AI dinneEeEr AI dinneEeEr (to the tone of girl dinner)

CHRIS SCREAMING SCARED ME AAAH

Is the ai going to be a millenial

KINDA LIKE MY PLAYLIST ON SHUFFLE GURL thats so punk rock💥🤟🤙🎸🔥

Hey chatgpt could you be less of a poser???? Do you even listen to 100gecs????

(No shade to 100gecs)

MORE LIKE THE TOWER OF HARDCORE

Give👏 that 👏 ai 👏 a 👏manifesto👏👏👏

Stay wild 🃏stay free 🆓️ stay randy👨‍🌾

[foxfren]

For the bookish ask

📕 What book has had the biggest impact on your life, and why?

📝What fictional world would you love to visit and explore if given the chance?

🧉 and two extra, what are the books that you need to/wish you could recommend to everybody and do you have a character you wish everybody knew about?

Which books had the biggest impact on your life?

Hatchet by Gary Paulsen and The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho. I read Hatchet in the eighth grade, and it taught me to learn things more intentionally. I had known before, but this book confronted me with the importance of adapting knowledge into a given situation. I was also more interested in learning practical skills afterwards (fire building, plant identification, etc). I read The Alchemist a year after in high school, when I was uncertain about my future. It gave me the motivation to finish projects and it got me out of a huge creative slump. I’m very grateful to both of these books.

Which fictional world would you love to visit and explore if given the chance?

HANDS DOWN THE DC UNIVERSE!! Guys I would be living it up in Gotham idc 🔥

What are the books that you need to/wish to recommend to everyone?

Depends on what genre they like:

Crime fiction/mystery -> The D.I. Callanach series by Helen Sarah Fields

Romance: anything by Emily Henry

Romance/fantasy: All Of Us Villains duology by Amanda Foody

Rlly sad lgbt romance: Lie With Me by Philippe Besson

Sports (hockey) lgbt romance: Icebreaker by A. L. Graziadei

Urban fantasy: The Stranger Times by C. K. McDonnell

Memoir: Fun Home a Family Tragicomic

Graphic novel: Mamo by Sas Milledge

Jason Todd comic: Red Hood Lost Days by Judd Winick

(Among others ofc. I have too many recs lmao)

Do you have a character you wish everyone knew about?

This is actually a very hard decision, there’s too many lmao. I’m picking Stephanie Brown from DC comics though bc she is too often ignored in the fandom 💥 she is cool and feral and silly!! And her story is so sad :(

[minquiec]

stupid jipunk highschool things

Mostly prior getting tgt cause they're so fxking dumb and ARHGGG

- there's this one time where jia went and did her nails as red and white for fun but secretly it was to match his hair and so she's like walking around school w her new nails and hb pulls up like 'omg love ur candy cane themed nails 😆😆' but the problem is it was the middle of like july. people around them were like r u deadass rn 🗿 and jia kicks him like 'U IDIOT 👹' CAUSE SHES EMBARRASSED HE PERCEIVED HER (she was gonna get embarrassed either way cause when it comes to him she acts a little unwise and silly) and so she like walks off and he's just ???? but afterwards someone probably spells it out for him 😮 ohhhh 😳🤯 cause he's so dumbwbdjwndnw and then later that night she probably posted a insta story w her nails showing AND ITS RLLY DUMB CAUSE SHE DEFINITELY POSTED IT TO LONDON BOY LIKE GIRL UR SO OBVIOUS ATP PLEASE but he probably sees it and starts being dumb and doing that thing where u kinda go insane in ur bedroom and screaming into ur elbow EITHER WAY THE BOTH OF THEM ARE DOING THAG CAUSE RHEYRE SO DUMB AND SO STUPID AND I HAGE THEM he probably took a screenshot

- speaking of her insta, reiterating the fact he probably stalks it, he does this thing where like he'd click on a post and then immediately throws it across his room cause akdnksjdja@)#!# so his phone has a shit ton of cracks in it I doNT CARE THIS SEEMS OOC IM ALLOWED TO MAKE SILLY CONTENT ABT HIM ITS WHAT HE DESERVES HE NEEDS TO BE SILLY SOMETIKES TOO

- they're that type of like couple u see in manga where it's really fuqqing obvious they have the worlds biggest fattest crush on each other to absolutely everyone and everything except for themselves because dumb teenage crushing which is so dumb and so stupid and they're so dumb and so stupid and I hate them so. muchj

- they're in the same class and he sits behind her unfortunately (or fortunately depending on how u look at it) so he's 90% always like sprawling across his desk or he's leaning reaaaally down his chair cause his lanky ass could reach her desk cause he's a little shid and always pestering her 😬 like if he's leaning forward he'd poke her with the back of his pen and if he's leaning back he'd be tapping on the leg of her chair cause he's so dumb and annoying and has such a big fat funking crush it's a little ridiculous at this point I hat e thhh em (x2)

- both of them are actually equally popular cause they don't rlly hang in cliques and are just nice to everyone but her version of nice is different from his version 😭❓❓ idk how to word it SHES LIKE A ☺️👌✨ NICE AND THEN HES JUST A 💥💥😆🔥🗣️🔇🔊🔇🔊🔇 NICE ??? he's a hypeman that's what he is

- there's literally no rhyme or reason for why she started liking him bc it's y'know that situation in highschool where ur literally minding ur business and then you see this one person in ur class too much and ur like okay no hang on. 🛑 but yea it's she literally went like "okay there's this guy in my class who's kinda loud okay whatever 😑" and then a week passes and she's like "omg he's so annoying isn't his face just so annoying like I hate the way I have to break my neck to talk to him omg I just never wanna talk to him again cause he's so annoying" and then flash forward again and this time she's like "ugh I hate his stupid ass stupid face stupid laugh stupid stupid stupid

wait.🧍

Like it's actually so dumb.

And the thing is he wasn't even initially trying to annoy anyone or whatever he's just like that but after he caught feels he started being the most intolerable idiot ever to her half on purpose half not

- actually going back on the 'everyone knows they have a crush except for themselves' thing I think at one point they probably did suspect the other also returned the feelings but they just never said anything cause awkward teenage shids

- so. So much of vague highschool flirt tactics it's dumb. Like it's the kind where like you ask to compare hand sizes or smth or otherwise it's she 'accidentally' squeezed too much hand lotion and smears some on his hand or buying extra snacks LIKE they're. Just so

So

So stupid I can't

They r just rlly silly and give me a lot of cuteness aggression and I kinda wanna squeeze them to death silly silly goofy teenage crushing argh