alfred: *arching an eyebrow* …most of the current rules for games are because of you and master timothy
tim: i don’t think so
alfred: *pulling up a notepad from seemingly nowhere* april of this past year we had to ban first person shooter games until you stopped hacking the game and glitching everyone’s skins
duke: hahaha, yeah damian was pissed he couldn’t change from peter griffin
alfred: don’t think you’re off the hook master duke, as of two months ago you all lost your privileges playing b.s
duke: we are all physically trained to tell when someone is lying, cass was born to do so, suddenly when i figure out a way to get around it, it’s ‘cheating’
tim: YOU WONT TELL US HOW YOU DO IT
duke: and i’m never going to tell
tim: …when we play mario party later i’m going to kick your ass
alfred: *sighing, pulling out a pen* no more mario party-
"I love the Ls and the Gs and Bs, adore the Ts, adore them. There's Qs too you know, they won't tell you that but I will. Lovely people the Qs, lovely people. You know, old sleepy Joe, he doesn't like the Qs, he doesn't, he also doesn't like the Ts, or the Bs, Gs or Ls, but I love all of them, all good honest people. America has the best LGBTQs, best in the world, there's nowhere with better LGBTQs, and I promise to make them even better. So many people come to me, they do, they come to me and they say 'Mr President, why do you hate Americas gays' and I say, this is what I tell them, I tell them 'I don't hate the gays of this beautiful country, I don't. In fact, I love the gays so much that I'm going to become them! I will become the B in the LGBTQ' and it's true. You know something? What they don't tell you is most politicians, they're all Bs. I'm a B, sleepy Joe's a B, Obama's a B and I love them because I love the Bs. Marco Rubio though, now he's a B I don't like, but most Bs, lovely people, lovely hard working people like the Ts and the Qs and everyone else in America. I like to think that America is a land where all the letters, all of them, every letter in the alphabet can live and be LGBT and even Q, maybe even Z, who knows. Anyway, to answer your question, yes I like lettuce in my sandwiches"
One thing I will always and forever enjoy about the jondami ship by itself is the fact they are very angel x goblin coded.
Here me out
Jonathan is an angel and for the sake of everything we are gonna say biblically accurate. Cause he's sunshine wrapped up in puppy looks and baggy clothes and he looks for the good in people but with one look he could turn you to salt. Like literally could deliver divine punishment if need be. Which I think is interesting cause you got to learn to be gentle but also when to stand up and be rough. So like an accurate angel of sorts.
Then we have Damian and I know everyone is obsessed with him being a demon and stuff like that but like...after seeing the comics and reading some of the things he's said or done he's really not. He's just an autistic goblin.
Like he has no idea what human interactions are hardly and how to be normal about them so he just kinda stands there but the more you get to know him and the more comfortable he gets he just gets...weirder.
Like I can imagine him talking about animals for hours and talking about different characters from video games and backstories and drawing them out and Jonathan just stares at him like like a frog until he's done because he doesn't want him to stop. Plus Damian can have non verble moments so the moments he does speak are very special to him. Then the flexible points were he scuttles around on all fours to look for a pencil because he knows it freaks Jon out or the fact when they go outside he gets distracted by different plants he could eat (becuase hes vegan and knows a lot about plants) and even keeps special rocks in a secret drawer that he shows grayson and Alfred. Not to mention the collecting of special things like animals and swords.
So like a divine angel x a goblin really and I think it's a sweet deal honestly.