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fnny-bnny · 2 months
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simon letting you gnaw on him like a chew toy and grabbing you by the scruff neck when you nip at him too hard. he pops you lightly on the nose with a grumble and a “bad dog. gentle.” before letting you continue
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gayformlessblob · 5 months
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in the interest of whatever that panel was, can i interest the nandermo fans in my s5 fic where guillermo stays a vampire and he and nandor fuck by episode 4
(now updated with small in-credits scenes and an author that's actively working on it again)
it started as me wanting to predict it before it came out but now it's me writing in spite because i don't trust the writers very much . also if i have the time and motivation i will for sure make a s6
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bcwblade · 2 years
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what type of horror movie character death are you?
THE ONE WHO SACRFICES THEMSELF TO SAVE EVERYONE ELSE
you are a hero, but it cost you your life. in order to save everyone else, you throw yourself at the bad guy and pay the ultimate price. at least you can die knowing that everyone whose life was saved because of your sacrifice will be thankful eternally. or, maybe you’re in too much pain to even consider that, given you're dying a horrible painful death and choking on your own blood. congratulations, hero!
tagged by: @austerulous (rad quiz, thanks!) 
tagging: Way too late to tag anyone else but if you wanna give it a go just say I tagged you k? 
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mokeonn · 3 months
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I think at some point in time we need to sit down and start explaining to artist who want to make a career out of art that there are FAR more options than just "living off of commissions" and "posting my art online and praying I get paid for it".
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sabertoothwalrus · 7 months
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I wanted to revisit sock princess
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1000fingers · 1 month
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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mebssann · 6 months
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local old man finally gets new clothes
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jamjoob · 6 months
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I would've done anything for another fancy dinner episode
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wolxoltl · 6 months
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Time really is a flat circle.
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time-woods · 7 months
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ice king pipeline ig
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qiinamii · 6 months
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we'll do fine.
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fnny-bnny · 9 months
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simon taking you on a picnic date, but the picnic is at the cemetery his family is buried at. you ask him why out of curiosity and he says “i wanted you to meet my family.”
it’s a little while later and he’s got his arms around your shoulders as you lean against his chest, the two of you hidden under the shade of the tree that’s next to his mothers plot. “they would have really loved you, i think,” he rests his head against yours before continuing, a sad smile on his face as he speaks, “especially mum. she would’ve spoiled you rotten.”
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corvid-khaos · 5 months
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded
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dumb-djarin · 6 months
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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kettleghost · 6 months
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i like to think when simon hears a really really funny joke he lets out some super ice king adjacent laugh by accident
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