#sircissa

[fiestylilmetalbendingqueen]

Ship asks! Cissalene, dorcissa, rodolphus/kingsley, and siricissa pls

Cissalene: the loves of my life, the opposites that attached, definitely got that Sk8er Boi vibes. . .should I continue???? Lmaooo

Dorcissa: oh God they were roommates, this homoerotic friendship ruined me vibes, my gay awakening but I die before I admit that vibes, ladies it's perfectly straight to cuddle with your high school rival, I think she's so pretty and I hate her for it (aka I don't know what I really mean is I have a crush on her and I hate how much it confuses me) BUT BUT no I do not really see them as bestie if that makes sense 😂😂

Kingsley/Rodolphus: my mind draws a blank cause I don't really think about them, and I don't go looking for them. But I like their chemistry in Excellence.

Siricissa: *maniacally bites them* but doesn't drive me crazy, an essay-, how to form words on the complicity of them, you can't. They're tragic, they hate each other, they love each other, they would never sacrifice their way of living for the other. But they will lie to each other in the dark of the night and imagine a life that will never happen because they're too opposite. These bitches need therapy and we have to explain to them that no sex is not therapy you horny wackos, you just wanted a slutty excuse to bite them-

In conclusion: I'm sorry to you Rodolphus/Kingsley